Mass Effect 2 - Kasumi Is Jealous?

[Jonboy3787]

Well Miranda did say she cleared the engine room so I guess it would be private

[Spectre907]

LMAO I was wondering if someone would bring up the fact that Tali is regularly right around the corner...

[ThePrussianJaeger]

@FockingCamper at least she's not a buck toothed bitch like miranda ( in ME3 Miranda might dump you for cerberus)

[terrorform242]

omg lol this one kills me XD



[FockingCamper]

Tali is a boshtet. What person names their own combat drones?

[ThClLightningStar]

@FockingCamper Chiktikka vas Paus is a reference to Baldur's Gate II, another of Bioware's games. There's a racoon in that game named Chiktikka Fastpaws, who's basically the main character's sidekick, if I recall correctly.

[superpiemonster]

Kasumi you fucking pervert

[BZJZ1]

lol dude yr shepard looks exactly like mine!

[ironballs16]

What Renegade said - it's because Kasumi ships Tali/Shepard, not out of personal jealousy. She lusts after Jacob, after all.

[Colton5]

I wanted to date Kasumi, wtf Bioware!

[UrFayceLol123]

*Shepard and miranda doing it*

Tali: D;

[FreemanicParacusia]

@UrFayceLol123 Almost think you ought to get renegade points for that. The engine room floor, when they've got two different private rooms with double beds to choose from? Really? Talk about your calculated insults...

[jeramahia123]

Sure, Miranda is attractive in an obvious kind of way. But she's no Tali.

Tali's appeal was based on her personality, not just her looks, and that make her the most beautiful character in the whole series.

[abaderinfluence]

@jeramahia123 Miranda had a great personality too, just in a completely different way. It all depends on personal taste of course, but you shouldn't go presuming that everyone who romanced Miranda did so because of her 'being attractive in an obvious way'. Some people just genuinely liked her.

[jeramahia123]

@abaderinfluence I'm not saying she's unlikable as a person, I actually really liked her back-story. She's the only example of a person who doesn't believe herself to by attractive that I actually bye because of her genetic modifications. I'm just saying she's not as likable a Tali.

[A1R3D3E7]

@jeramahia123 im sorry but "not just her looks" what looks? xD she is wearing helmet and suit so you can only see 2 glowing dots as eyes

[Bobubobme]

Kasumi: "How genetically modified is she?"

Shepard: "Well her outer labia is-"

Kasumi: "SHEPARD! WAS KIDDING!"

[Kaname85]

Love how Shepard is stretching while Kasumi is talking about this...

[ARavingLooony]

everyone knows what Shepards doing on the Normandy bunch o pervs lol

[juukame]

when does kasumi say this dialogue?

[yibuu2]

@juukame after you Fuck mirandas brain out 

[femboy26]

fuck miranda, get weak immune systems

[rejectdude]

Kasumi's that girl that you'd bang until you passed out, but she keeps talking about her ex...

[51430999]

Kasumi: Oh Shepard. The engine room? Really?

Shepard: How did you know that!?

Kasumi: I have Shadow Strike, remember? Don't worry. I haven't told anyone.

Shepard: (Phew) Thanks!

Kasumi: But EDI has.

Shepard: What!!!!

[weldonwin]

@51430999 Also... The engine core has these big observation windows, that allow you to see in from every deck above, so really who COULDN'T have seen them? When you hear Joker listening to porn while on duty, its probably his recordings of Shepard and Miranda

[RENEGADEROYAL1]

You know, you really gotta feel sorry for tali, she has the biggest crush on shepherd and you go and screw miranda  right in front of her, lol that should earn some renegade points

[indigothecat]

@RENEGADEROYAL1 You're right. In fact, your method of romancing Miranda involves telling her that you want to "admire her body." Whereas with Tali, she reveals that she's fallen in love with you for being not only a hero to the galaxy, but to her, personally, as well. I don't really want to have a male Shepard romance a female in ME2, but she's so awesome, I might just have to. :/

[Nightmare0805]

@RENEGADEROYAL1 lol yeah i was wondering where Tali was while i was screwing Miranda in the engine room.

[beowulf500ad]

@RENEGADEROYAL1 I had never even thought about that until I saw this video and your comment

[knives4cash]

@RENEGADEROYAL1 I'll bet that it'll come back to bite PsyCoil's Shepard in ME3.

[epikphaylle]

@RENEGADEROYAL1 what can you do? shes a genetically modified instant boner machine.

[tmasterson37]

@RENEGADEROYAL1 I've always wanted to screw Miranda but well - Tali gets in the way xD

[OkamsRazer]

@RENEGADEROYAL1 she did say she cleared the engine room....and as for the observation windows, i bet they got shutters on them too :)

[dragonhatcher12]

@RENEGADEROYAL1 na u know she was watching in the corner getting off on it

[RXdash78]

@RENEGADEROYAL1 If it makes you feel better, Kal reegur very clearly has a thing for her and is voiced by adam baldwin.

[aaron75fy]

@RENEGADEROYAL1 Tali was recording it, all the while thinking "this will go straight into the collection along with his alone time with Ashley"

[alexjamesmalcolm]

@RENEGADEROYAL1 At least enough to get her and Jack to stop bitches

[alexjamesmalcolm]

@alexjamesmalcolm bitching

[irishpride1106]

She's not jealous, she's laughing at the fact that Shepard banged Miranda in Tali's work environment lmao.

[VpippenHD]

Kasumi, U mad bro, U jelly?

[VioletStar1700]

hey, does she ever actully talk to you?and who is she lol (yeah, i dont have her on my team)

[TheAngelicDemise]

@VioletStar1700

shes a DLC character.

[SophieCupcakeCullen]

what room is that? i dont have the DLC (wish i did)

[bladestar17]

@SophieCupcakeCullen the observation deck opposite samaras room

[Krisshomez]

she sounds more turned on then jealous

[newbcake88]

@Krisshomez Sounds more like she's impressed.

[namekman01]

@Krisshomez kasumi is bisexual

[JebusLee]

@Krisshomez Then maybe she's open to a Shepherd, Kasumi, Miranda threesome.

[irishpride1106]

@Krisshomez Kasumi wants some of Miranda haha

[doomblackdragon]

@Krisshomez Yeah I always pictured Kasumi as being bi. The way she sounds like she is coming on to both the men and women in you crew.

[PissingPeopleOff1]

@UNSC2010 Actually, It doesn't work on Armor, which all Husks and Abominations have on Insane, which has me wondering if you even played on Insane. The fact it doesn't work on armor once again renders Jack completely fucking useless. The only thing shes usefull for is unlocking Warp ammo(Best ammo power-up, and the only one that directly effects Barriers).

[theendeng]

@UNSC2010 honestly, shut up

[LamentOfOrpheus]

@UNSC2010 Lol, still not hard on Insanity. All the enemies are incredibly easy to kill after you get the hang of killing them. And it's like riding a bicycle, you can remember the tactics you use if you're good at FPS's. The problems are the varren, so I agree on that account XD. I died more often by varren than the Maw itself. Then got fed up with them and just ran around, used powers like crazy and used some shotgun blasts to the face XD. Or lots of shots. Doctor's orders XD.

[LamentOfOrpheus]

@UNSC2010 Mmmm, for some players, yes. But in all honesty, the Revenant IS a heavy weapon. To me, it's the best one, since you can do either long range or short range, both deadly as hell. I find the faster, weaker sniper you get to be much more effective than the slow DPS of the Widowmaker, considering I'm more of just a gunner guy instead of tactical guy. I have no reason to use the Geth Rifle since it's weak against armor and uses short bursts to be effective, not long, drawn out shots.

[tricksterhuaun]

She doesn't sounds jealous,she's just in shock

i mean, c'mon they really needed to have sex in the engineering deck? Why? Does Miranda has some kinda of fetish?

[memorx669]

She doesn't sound jealous, she sounds concerned about Tali's feelings.

[TheGb2132]

Kasumi is just shocked, because shepard and miranda was doing it in the engine room right there were tali works. And tali is in love with shepard.

[garrysmodmoviemaker1]

That;s why I never romanced or even really interacted with Miranda. It just feels wrong to leave Tali hanging like that. Plus Miranda is scary. Seriously scary. Her wierd face, her coldblooded nature, and the fact that she NEVER stops smiling for some reason (it looks she had a botox injection and still hasn't recovered from the after effects).

[lildickheads]

hmmm i dont think she was jellous but she knew how much tali loved him and you know he got with cerderous something he would never do

[CanukCoconut]

Holy shit I got top comment. I can die happy now!

[Blackemperess]

Dammit EDI!! I told you to charge them 10,000 credits for pay per view!!

[TheGodlikeDragon]

I am the only one that suspects Kasumi to be a bisexual?

[emoboisrule]

@TheGodlikeDragon

no, most hot women are bisexual or assholes - its mean but kinda true

[GamerLad117]

@emoboisrule yep

[Joshua5003]

@TheGodlikeDragon Actually, Kasumi has a thing for Jacob, I read.

[KillPyrite]

Miranda chose to go to where tali works, and directly above jack's little living area.... yet if you pick tali or jack, neither of them waits till Miranda leaves her office to get busy with Shepard. In that regard Miranda's kinda a bitch.

[MultiRaistlin]

EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW miranda? really? she looks like michael jackson x.x

[jamesalmightyness]

@MultiRaistlin someone's been watching angry joe!

[MultiRaistlin]

@jamesalmightyness whats that?

[jamesalmightyness]

@MultiRaistlin he's a reviewer. he reviewed mass effect 2 saying about some romances in the game and say's miranda looks like michael jackson.

[MultiRaistlin]

@jamesalmightyness sounds like a smart guy.

[SlyTF1]

@MultiRaistlin That he is.

[TheGodlikeDragon]

@MultiRaistlin her ass does`nt!

[MultiRaistlin]

@TheGodlikeDragon yeah instead it looks like she got about 50 pounds of fat injected into it

[WatchdogDisciple]

@MultiRaistlin yeah that may be a risk......but the aaasssss

[MultiRaistlin]

@WatchdogDisciple looks like she stuffed lumps of cottage cheese down that suit

[WatchdogDisciple]

@MultiRaistlin ur kidding right? I mean Im a Tali fanboy and a Tali fanboy only but I still find Mirand dead sexy.

[MultiRaistlin]

@WatchdogDisciple i am a liara person but seriously, miranda is ugly as hell *vomits*

[fluffyzhangfei]

@MultiRaistlin

you know her character model is based on her voice actress and looks just like her? and she's a pretty nice girl? lol i hope she sees that coment and cries.

[MultiRaistlin]

@fluffyzhangfei well i would cry too if i looked like the female version of michael jackson.

[EyesTheDevil]

@MultiRaistlin BUT LOOK AT DAT ASS

[MultiRaistlin]

@EyesTheDevil *looks at tali* dat ass indeed....

[BezimiennyBot]

"When the light begins to change I sometimes feel a little strange A little anxious when it's dark Fear of the dark, fear of the dark I have constant fear that something's always near Fear of the dark, fear of the dark I have a phobia that someone's always there Have you run your fingers down the wall And have you felt your neck skin crawl When you're searching for the light? Sometimes when you're scared to take a look At the corner of the room You've sensed that something's watching you" O_o

[talonco26]

@BezimiennyBot  hell yeah iron maiden

[huauntourette]

Shepard:I think the real question is what the fuck you were doing watching me get laid.

[fansut]

@IrishAssassin44 so wich games are good nigga?

[ubba8]

@IrishAssassin44 trolling is so overdone these days

[USAForLife2057]

@IrishAssassin44 yo I miss spell ting on the purpose cause i tink it make me sound gansta. yyyyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh­hh bbbbbbbooooyyyyyy. Also you have a tiny dick.

[IrishAssassin44]

@USAForLife2057 GOD FUCKING DAMMIT... i didnt post this, my asshole friend did. I love mass effect and i dont talk like a nigger.

[TheAwesome45]

@IrishAssassin44 u fucking douche stop trolling and piss off already

[IrishAssassin44]

@TheAwesome45 God Fucking Dammit. I didnt post this my asshole friend did. I love Mass Effect.

[IrishAssassin44]

@TheAwesome45 I didnt post this, my friend did.

[IrishAssassin44]

@TheAwesome45 Didnt post that

[CassieWinslowFan]

Wow indeed Kasumi...Wow indeed.

[MrSev32]

lol when this happened on my game i was like, i knew someone was watching!

[XxLillith95xX]

how do you get her on your crew?



[ZmillaZ]

@XxLillith95xX dlc

[DeathDealer1997]

@XxLillith95xX first time you go to citital station in ME2 she is in one of those holographic advertisement poles, to the right, trying to talk to you, when you do you use the passwork illusive man gives you "Silence is golded" and then she's on your team and, this may have only been for my game cause it had extended content, but you have to do a side quest right afterwards

[LamentOfOrpheus]

@DeathDealer1997 You have to buy and install the DLC before you can meet her.  I didn't buy the DLC until the very last of the game, then played through it all in one sitting. If you don't have the DLC, you won't see the advertisement.

[LamentOfOrpheus]

@DeathDealer1997 Also, the side-quest is to gain Kasumi's Loyalty, and is the whole part of the DLC. It's required, and can't be skipped, unlike the major characters. Meeting her is just the first part, but actually helping her is the DLC.

[PissingPeopleOff1]

@LamentOfOrpheus Helping her isn't required. You just get it immediately instead of after they are on the ship.

[LamentOfOrpheus]

@PissingPeopleOff1 Hmm, that's weird, since even in my brand new playthrough (was thinking of making the let's play of it, but decided against it) I had to help her with the loyalty mission right after getting to the Citadel the first time, so I didn't get a chance to do anything else. Zaeed was weird, since it wouldn't register him being where he should be until near the very last of the game.

[PissingPeopleOff1]

@LamentOfOrpheus Thats odd, I got her 6th(Jacob and Miranda, and I decided to get Zaeed, Mordin, and Garrus all in one trip, then came to the Citadel) and I never even did her mission until after the Suicide Mission(this was all on my second playthrough, my first one only had Zaeed)

[LamentOfOrpheus]

@PissingPeopleOff1 Ah well, it all works out, lol. The only thing is, HER mission is a pain, since I only play on Insanity and nothing lower, so immediately when I start the new game I'm screwed XD.

[PissingPeopleOff1]

@LamentOfOrpheus THE FUCKING GUNSHIP. Goddamn, I can barely fight the crippled one(the Archangel mission)on insanity, and thats with 2 squadmates(usally Zaeed and Jacob) and Garrus, AND its already half dead(the Renegade interrupt with the Batarian).

[LamentOfOrpheus]

@PissingPeopleOff1 Honestly, that was one of the easiest for me O:! I think it's because I was always using my assault rifle with Incendiary Ammo, which literally killed its armor health, plus I had/brought Mordin along, kept him in the back and just kept having him use his Incinerate attack. I also had Miranda, who I had use Warp, which destroys the armor as well. So all those together made it pretty damn easy :). The worst is killing that damned Thresher Maw during Grunt's challenges.

[PissingPeopleOff1]

@LamentOfOrpheus Huh, I found the Thresher maw fairly easy. its big, slow, can only attack from three spots, and its the only thing you have to focus on. I just brought Mordin

With either of the gunships, theres Mercs/Guards, its fast, has a machine gun and rocket launchers, and moves everywhere. I'm guessing I found the gunships hard since I played Vanguard(the manliest class) and Infiltrator(its just fun) and Engineer(Never making that mistake again). My Soldier playthrough is still on ME1.

[LamentOfOrpheus]

@PissingPeopleOff1 See, I had a problem with the Thresher Maw because of the difficulty level. One of those slime balls it shoots drops your health to 10%, no shields, it throws three in a row, the columns break after 2 hits, and it's accurate as hell, plus varren are always running around trying to nom on you. I only had trouble the first time I faced it though. I'm always playing pure soldier, so I had all weapons available.

[LamentOfOrpheus]

@PissingPeopleOff1 I had all the weapons available to me, so I used the sniper against shields and the AR against health and armor, and it worked quite beautifully. My squad members were useless though, lol. Mordin's not too useful unless it's against health/armor, and Jack (first playthrough I brought her along) wasn't useful in the slightest.

[PissingPeopleOff1]

@LamentOfOrpheus I used Mordin on the Thresher Maw since he had level 4 Incinerate, and it raped the Thresher Maw, as it has armor, not health. I also brought Grunt, since(no shit) its Grunts mission. I hadn't gone to the Collector ship yet, and I was a Vanguard, and a Shotgun isn't terribly useful against it(My SMG was the first one, the Shruiken?). But, when my column broke(and some don't break) I used charge, and got the fuck out.

About Jack, I don't think shes ever useful. Ever.

[LamentOfOrpheus]

@PissingPeopleOff1 *nods* I love Incinerate 8). Probably the most useful skill in the game. I find that having a second skill of assault rifle is really a good choice (you choose in ME1 if you finished it and got the achievement needed), since the rifle you can choose in the Collector ship is bad-fuckin'-ass. I never use anything other than that, lol. True about Jack, except Shockwave is useful for stumbling any enemy other than Harbinger, so sometimes she's useful 8).

[PissingPeopleOff1]

@LamentOfOrpheus Huh, I found the Thresher maw fairly easy. its big, slow, can only attack from three spots, and its the only thing you have to focus on. I just brought Mordin

With either of the gunships, theres Mercs/Guards, its fast, has a machine gun and rocket launchers, and moves everywhere. I'm guessing I found the gunships hard since I played Vanguard(the manliest class) and Infiltrator(its just fun) and Engineer(Never making that mistake again). My Soldier playthrough is still on ME1.

[edik23]

I wish you could respond to stuff like this. I'm sure the choices would be hilarious.

[sweetrain999]

She said that to me to. Sad thing was, Tali had died on the suicide mission T^T

[TheInsanity43]

sigh....... i wish Kasumi was romanceable

[th3d3storoy3r]

I never knew Kasumi was into voyeurism

[poblo234]

@th3d3storoy3r she can turn invisible ... she was there 0.0

[th3d3storoy3r]

@poblo234 I bet £5 that Kasumi was masturbating to Shepard and miranda bumpin' uglies

[poblo234]

@th3d3storoy3r i raise you $10 that one of those uglies weren't miranda's ... then miranda wondered why sheperd 'sploded when she didn't even touch him

[VegasSpartan]

@poblo234 Technically making it a threeway.

AWWWW YEEEAAAHHHH.

[zodiaccurse12]

@poblo234 ME3 news Kasumi releases the recorded encounter between Sheperd and Miranda and sells it through the extranet to become a overnight billionaire

[nawoalanor]

@th3d3storoy3r Well apparently she's Japanese... so...

[Ins3ktz]

lol arm movements

[oscarface94o]

MIRANDA FTW because she has that ASS, i wish u could continue ur love when the game finished but no :( same dialog over and over gve me some time and that garrus i am in some calibration ( calibrating his mothers ass ) got inspired by miranda AZZ

[TheBhsamurai]

Trollface.jpg U MAD

[HappyIsFleeting]

Wait who is Kasumi?

[Plur307]

@HappyIsFleeting Kasumi is an extra character you have to buy

[HappyIsFleeting]

@Plur307 Oh so DLC?

[matjacks100]

I know they assume you are importing saves from mass effect 2, but i'd be interested to see the default cast bioware decides on if you have no completed mass effect 2 saves

[xaviagrade]

@matjacks100 Wow, I never thought about this. I'm assuming BW would only let two people through, the bare minimum needed for Shepard to survive the suicide mission, though I have no idea who those two would be.

[matjacks100]

@xaviagrade I thinking Miranda will stay with Cerberus, possibly Jacob too but he had mixed feelings, I think Thane will die of illness even though I don't want him to, samara will depart on her own, Grunt may stay because of the battle master thing or go to the home world, kasumi will at least make an appearance, Tali will probably stay, I have no idea about Garrus, the professor may go back to see his family or have regrets with the genophage and work on that, Jack may go rouge. My guess

[xaviagrade]

@matjacks100 Actually, Miranda resigns from Cerberus at the end (she will do this in front of you if you take her with you to fight the human reaper), and I'm assuming Jacob does too, since he's had problems with Cerberus from the start. I'm guessing Tali will be an admiral, and you'll have to convince her to agree to a peace treaty with the geth. The BW writers have said that Jack will be "more mature" in ME3, so I don't think she'll go rogue.

[xaviagrade]

@matjacks100 Well, she'll be an admiral if you didn't get her exiled. No idea what'll happen if she is exiled.

[matjacks100]

@xaviagrade Nice brainstorming with ya btw.

[TheBurningTire]

i wanted kasumi to be a romance option.. but if she was thatd be kinda messed up cuz i believe she is still in love with her old bf that died

[Faithlessvirtue]

@TheBurningTire

Meh, she moves on. She gots a thing for Jacob.

[TheBurningTire]

@Faithlessvirtue oh thats messed up =/

[xisayg]

I hope she is a romance option in Me3

[darkmay200]

I LOVE THIS GAME!!

[TheRevan1337]

Zaeed gotta come back,wouldnt be surprised if that old madman tried to take down a reaper by himself,and succeded(ah send a few rockets down the main skanning sensors and theyll run blind)

[CodenameWraith]

@TheRevan1337 Yes, he'll be back in ME3 (provided he survived ME2).

[TheRevan1337]

@CodenameWraith yay

[Walkingbird79]

It is fucked up of shepard to have sex with miranda right where tali confessed her love for shepard, what an asshole

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

Hey- She's that hot, I would do her anywhere (Just as long as she has the personality after the loyalty mission)

[mariomaner555]

I mean doing Miranda right next to Tali.

[mariomaner555]

That really is fucked uP

[CanukCoconut]

You know what Garrus was doing while the rest of the crew of the Normandy was watching Shepard and Miranda getting it on? He was in the middle of some calibrations.

[o0Condrag0o]

@CanukCoconut He seems to have calibrations for a lifetime. Geez he won't talk to me after ANY mission.

[rmack1205]

@CanukCoconut i dont get it

[evanoconnor3082]

@CanukCoconut yes he was "calibrating" something lol

[Falor5151]

@CanukCoconut That's dedication. Those weapons will never misfire.

[Doofe2012]

@CanukCoconut If by calibrations you mean fapping, then yes.

[Sumgui2009]

@CanukCoconut And wishing they player picked a female Shepard.

[TheLmaonade]

@CanukCoconut He was doing some faps

[Spartanz1170]

@CanukCoconut God damn it made me spit my drink....

[2fast4theWin]

@CanukCoconut what else dude?...what else? ;D

[KRAUSER0130]

@CanukCoconut He's calibrating some Azure

[WatchdogDisciple]

@CanukCoconut

Mmmhm Well I was in the middle of some

*puts on sunglasses*

Talibrations

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!­!!!!!

[DarkfallXProductions]

@WatchdogDisciple Will you be my best friend for the rest of time? That made my day and then some.

[WatchdogDisciple]

@DarkfallXProductions lolololol :3

[xTheMisfitx]

@WatchdogDisciple LOLOLOLOL

[ICM0n3y]

@WatchdogDisciple Haha that was pretty good.