TOP STORIES 2009

[BrittPhillips]

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[MusiCureSanity]

i rather liked this1davis

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[CalJennings]

I would have chosen the Pitt/Jolie story as the top story, but that wasn't in the options in the poll. That would be more likely to be the top headline.

[CalJennings]

I think it will be:

"Door prizes for post holiday sales will now include mace, spiked boots, and lead weights for those not heavy enough to crush a human being just by the sheer weight of their body."

Why? Because it seems obvious that most of the people could care less about the rest of the other headlines listed.

[notscooter952]

That's some first rate sensationalist fear mongering right thurrr.

[StratusBlue]

Very funny!

I chose the one where honest citizens remove Congress (who are certainly a bunch of treasonous whores)

[jfree1998]

You forgot one Dave,

'Amajinadad diagnosed as schyzophrenic'

MSNBC finally changes name to Democratic spin network.

[jfree1998]

Gee are you a democrat? lol, funny list.

[goldmakers]

Oh Davis! your too funny sometimes? I got 1 for you. Nuke-emp over the world destroys all bank records. New Bail out for Americans;800Billion if you take the Mark. Got Food?

[ClareHolzer]

Hey! your hair is the perfect length now - stop growing it

[mopsius]

Hey, Fleetwood Ron Asheton just died--but it's not on your prediction list.

What's Iggy going to do?

[MusiCureSanity]

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[mopsius]

Not a bad list, Fleetwood.

My prediction: Fleetwood will go to Border's, have an out of body experience, stop watching television, and read all the works of Octavio Paz.

On verra.

[faething]

HEADLINE: Grand jury finds Bush/Cheney guilty of war crimes.

[MJoubes]

I know its a bit late, but:

HEADLINE: The United States is sectioned off by UN and auctioned in attempt to settle debit crisis!

[SomeCynicalGuy]

I don't think that's good for your light. :)

[lygophile]

actually, i just looked through the list, and none of them are mutually exclusive. some are just very unlikely to happen within the same year (if at all). and Obama attacking Iran while humanity has hours to live; Obama being assassinated; and congress overthrown would be an interstign mix of events..

[lygophile]

Pakistan*

[F4O4U4R4S]

Nostradomis

HEADLINE(February2009): General Motors Cruising the Road to Self Destruction.

HEADLINE(March2009):Stock Markets and Banks Continue to Fail

HEADLINE(April2009):Discovery that Genetically Modified Corn is Causing Honey Bee Populations to Collapse. Human Existence Threatened By Honey Bee Colony Collapse.

HEADLINE(July2009):WhiteHouse Insider Exposes Cheneys Top Secret Vice Presidential Files.

HEADLINE(December2009):Brittne y Speirs Appears in First Porno!

Man, I cant wait till December!

[GullyMac]

well the last one is supposed to happen...you promised your subscribers...not nice to back out

[F4O4U4R4S]

i would be lying if i said i am not upset that none of my headlines made it on the 2009 events list.

i guess i better come up with better material.

[spainman2020]

Lmao, your not alone my friend, I feel the same way...

[ekb110]

Sarah Palin returned unopenned from China, who demands refund. I love that! Let's send her for free; maybe then, with such a plant infecting their govnmt, China would be weakened instead of us.

[S1Genocide]

Thanks for making Obama Nukes Pakistan first that was mine. LOL.

[ClareHolzer]

Israel nukes Iran was mine :p

[silversmitty]

poor/video.

[PClaytonHuggins]

Last but not least!; so you haven't forgotten, hey there is at least ve

[PClaytonHuggins]

ONE headline you can guarnatee. Go for it Mr Fleetwood, you can be the change you wnat to be! Happy New year!

[antonyneal]

your awesome

[jdrizd2]

I said obama attacks pakistan but northern territory, that is where evil doers like to hang. That way they die in solitude of kidney failure.

You stole my bit. serious becomes hilarious. btw pitt jolie anis. they all have something in common. you have to pronounce the j spanish like.

[DeadMindWorking]

Nice, long live the hermit.

[HomoGeneyes]

SHAME ON THE BUSH DOG DEMOCRATS (not)

SHAME ON THE BLUE DOG DEMOCRATS (all)

SHAME on the DINO DOG DEMOCRATS (0'em)

Complicit Mo'Fo's!

Last of all

SHAME on all the GOD DAMN BUSH BOTS!

Happy New Year OBAMANATION!

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[Congest]

I think Obama will bomb Pakistan while Israel will bomb Iran. I also think Obama will try to overthrow the governments of Venuzuela and Bolivia.

[TimeConsumer90]

The NWO beyyyootchhhh!

[TimeConsumer90]

Obama being assinated? Possible not probable

Nuking Iran? The same. Bombing and maybe an invasion are more likly

Its funny all of these have some chance of happening in 09 but only a few have a overwhelming chance.

Hell the future isn't always predictable for all we know the economy will bounce back the war will end, Obama may start to get the wheels going on universal healthcare....and yes maybe the aliens will finally give back Elvis...9 out of 10 chances though is Obama will become

[Rosetteismyname]

Youtuber Walks Brooklyn Bridge Wearing Only A Diaper!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DaDude9211]

BROOKLYN DIAPER RUN! WOOOO!

[legalass17]

I bet he'd look damn sexy in a diaper. Who's your mama?

[0kDonkey]

I think they are all going to happen.

[kyeot]

President Obama dresses up in sexy outfit and becomes the New World Orders' Bitch.

lOl its funny because its true.

[Rhonda9]

I guess it will be Faux News anchorettes introduce a new makeup line that induces watchers to have Stepford wives syndrome. Actually Faux news wouldnt need to do that. Those who can stand watching Faux News for more than five minutes are already conditioned automatons. We wont get universal healthcare and the war probably wont be over, so forget that one.

[AngryPirateProd]

This is my short answer as the questions are ordered in the side bar: No, no, yes, no, no, maybe, maybe, no (but funny), the first half is possible, no, the U.S. is actually doing a lot in the AIDs fight, no, no, I didn't get the joke on this one, don't know what that is, no, yes, probably, possible, yes, I hope, no, no, that's what I voted for, quite possible, The US. Navy has 282 ships in service I don't think the rest of the world can break the 5000 mark.

[AngryPirateProd]

Anyone who wants to discuss my answers can drop me a line and we can discuss. Also, Davis Fleetwood has made many doom and gloom predictions, almost like a secular "End Times" sort of guy. How have his predictions faired in the past? We all know that McCain didn't win, but how have his other prophesies panned out?

[davisfleetwood]

AngryPirateProd

none of these predictions are mine. they are viewer submitted from the last video.

McCain was not a "doom and gloom" prediction. I was simply wrong about the American electorate.

What other "doom and gloom" predictions have I been wrong about?

[AngryPirateProd]

Ah, then I misunderstood. Interesting predictions.

As far as wrong predictions, I will get back to you on a full list after reviewing your videos. What I provide here aren't predictions, these are just things I feel you are consistently wrong on: The ironically dogmatic belief that religion causes nothing but war and division, 9/11 was an inside job, the US was wrong for backing Georgia, your one-sidedness on Israel-Palestine and you are a NWO conspiracy theorist. But you're still interesting.

[dunskie]

Oh yeah!

What happened to the diaper walk???

[Nextlevelgamereview]

You have to walk the bridge you lost the bet about the race. lol

[coffeeseven]

Always a step above awesome!

[qanazir]

Strangely enough Elvis returning is about as likely as free health care for everyone.

[ninamichelle77]

I started laughing at first, but then realized that if any of these headlines come true we are just a tad more fubarred than I had feared!

[GSMMW]

lol... Your new ending should be "You go out so we can stay in." ;)

[Jeordie13]

lots of interesting headlines.

[outnleftfield]

i voted assassination of obama it is the only one that wasn't loaded or 2sided.i won't fall for tricky wording. want to be real about this poll, besides most of the others were so far out n left field it looked like i wrote them!! LMAO! hope your doing okay, lookin sharp!

[DocHolliday92966]

OMG Man if you do nothing else for a "New Year Resolution this year Vow to grow the hair back out on top of that pealed onion your sporting off lol

This was cool Bro

Peace

[Saaduk92]

The Palestinian holocaust goes into full force.

[PeaceProfit]

None of the above...

as the worst & best is yet, to*be...

[t4705mb6]

U.S. CONCERNS for 2009: Whose exposed nipple at Super Bowl half time? Will Laura Bush join Sarah Palin on THE VIEW panel? How much will the new 96" TVs cost? Is MickyDs human flesh sandwich as good as a regular Big Mac? Why is my cell phone bill $600? Why am I being forced to take this vaccine? Why does our president live in Dubai? Why are there tanks on my street? Why won't my neighbors share THEIR food? Why is vodka $2 a gallon? Why is bread $2 a slice? Why am I shot? Where AM I?

[rblwoaclu]

best answer ever lol

[jogayot]

diapers! too cute to resist!

[haresgroove]

HA! love it.

[cheeryvibez]

super happy joy joy!

[NiteAngel]

Israel Nukes Iran? Nippy! tactical Nukes! for bunkers to clear out Iran people Nukes Yippy! What did you say about Obama someone will A him off. yikes you going to get a visit from the men in black.

[desidedincalif08]

China thing is pretty scary, health-care after the end of the world! WOW.  You are very articulate.

[lightleague]

Wow the choices are all so tempting... seriously.

[south6bt]

Gold!

[dharmapunk5]

Mine made it in! Excellent...

[Medusa72]

I wanta know which youtuber is gonna walk across a bridge in a diaper.

[MiGP1981]

Uhm, someone is gonna wear a diaper!

[katey1dog]

Bridges must have the capacity to withstand Chinese Tanks.

[kevlarthehorribleone]

New World Order's bitch??? LMAO!

[flushnut]

you can dance??