Where's The Date!?

[bigger4life]

awsome stevie,im drunk right now watching u...lmaoo

[bigger4life]

im real hip on that too,wounder if i eat it i will die from it???

[ALLINKNOTS]

If you eat it and die..... it was probably expired.

[NicMater]

don't listen to those pricks, they are all just jealous of your sad depressed life!

:P

[PixelatedRevolt]

OMG, how did I miss this video? Please tell me you'll make a video at least one every other month!!!

[PixelatedRevolt]

@PixelatedRevolt btw, this was pre watching the last two vids. It makes sense that you should make them when you want. Still love your adorable person and will be looking forward to whenever you decide to make a vid. =D

[TheBluePianist]

i think ur developing the "sad eyebrows" u want :)

[AlexChachaTV]

Happy to see ya back! :)

[MarleyMe95]

Because your food is EVERLASTING.

This is 5times as funny with the sound delay. :D

[cyclebreaking]

e coli is a bacteria found in the lower intestines of warm blooded organisms and is transferred to food or water through feces. I doubt you have to worry about e coli in your spinach dip stuff. lol yeaaaaaa...

[ThatsHellaTooMuch]

on the side?

[BlueDiamondGirl]

Missed you! So glad your back!!

[sillykilikili]

You're so adorable! Hahah

[slytherinspy1960]

haha i can't believe you just found out about the crotch bar!!! XD

[OzkaRProductions]

Stevie, please be my boyfriend! I really really really really love you! really really really!

[xiwillbefinex]

" i am drunk in every single videoo" <3

[rainy1sun]

oh...you edited this video, see the last video you made was unedited and you were a little drunk so we could see read your body language and i can see how some of your subscribers thought you were depressed because you were more of "the real you" and less of the "stevieproductions" character. so now that you posted an *edited* video we can't analyze you frame by frame. (haha)

stevieproductions edited happy guy vs the real stevie its exactly like joaquin phoenix in 'i'm still here". just sayin'

[eightgenerations]

AND THAT RANT you just had was what pushed you over the edge, out of 5ag... I subscribed after you left, but even though you seem really funny and I wish you still did videos on 5ag, I am really very happy for you for pursuing other things and getting out of something you were obviously starting to hate.

[JIA1122]

Your voice brought back memories for me.

[brwneyeguy2010]

I'm jealous of your eyebrows.

[Blink182fanx3]

you cant get ecoli from spinach...

[tankchick89]

Omg Im so happy your finally back! People you are so stupid how is he depressed!!! Really have you EVER watched his videos????? If he says something thats what he means. My roommate (missnaomi89) and me have been waiting and waiting and waiting for a new video and we are SOOOOO happy you are back. I love your face so very much!!!!!!!!!

[missnaomi89]

Yay!!! I am so glad you're back <3 I don't think you're depressed, if you were depressed you wouldn't be making videos, you'd be laying in bed sobbing over the condition of the rain forest lmao

I can't wait to see the music video, & thanks for the music suggestions! I discovered so many bands that I love because of you haha

P.S. I love that you thought the description was still on the side and not below. :)

[Heyaitsjohn]

You're responding to those comments as if you're really friggen depressed. lol.

[mollyferser]

Soooo glad you're back. I missed youuu.

[calafornialove]

wella i miss you, you have lost weight i think your neck looks longer and your adams apple is more in the face. love you still

[ilikerubberbands]

I LOVE YOU STEVIE

[bestestfriendjosh]

if you cant find the expiration dates on some of the items its probably close coded and might appear as a series of random numbers and letters. if they do then the majority of the time depending on the manufacturer uses the Julian calender for sell by date with the letter representing the day of the week or month i.e. A=Monday, B= Tuesday so on and so forth. :) p.s. love your videos and your so cute and adorable and sexy lol bye :)

[CheshireClare16]

Weeee!

[AuxTrois]

soooooooo depressed i can tell

[MikeHawk728]

"When the user says something that's what they mean. That's why they said it"

Unless they're compulsive liars...

[michske86]

I love you when you're drunk. That's why I love having you in my box. <3

[britsluver]

stop the mumbling when you talk too quickly im like non comprende. i cant wait to c the new video yay. i hate cleaning out the fucking fridge, ive got shit in there from like six months ago. like milk from 6 months ago nom nom nom. yay dont get ecoli ahhh.

[CassG08]

I LOVE IT WHEN STEVIE'S IN MY BOX

...my SUB box, that is! Hur-hur... Yeah...

Haha, I loved how drunk you were XD

[12121973ful]

buhahahaha!  thats the boy we know!

[ArleneTheBlank]

yeahyeah! stevie's back! the last video wasn't a dream!!! i can't wait for the music video stevie and thanks a bunch for the playlist thingy. welcome back again, and i share your frustration with the missing expiration dates T___T

[ever4far]

<3 you soooo much stevie!!! can't wait for the dance fever vids

[khakiguy01]

So good to see you Stevie! I've so missed you on 5AG

[abnormallyfunny]

Sound delay made this video. Love your facial expressions :D Good to see you back.

[HimynamesWILLIAM]

OMG stevie your amazing im so glad your back =) I'm getting into visual merchandising/styling because of you!

[superdawg1984]

Welcome back Stevie. I love you so much!!!!

[tikea85]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hah "You don't analyze it like a pretzel!" hahahahahahahahahahahaa

[vanessaxcontessa]

i went from mellow to fucking excited as hell as soon as i laid eyes on your video in my subscription box! extremely happy to see that you're back stevie! i think i speak for everyone when i say, you've been incredibly missed.

[Drummer2k7]

omg stevie i love you this like made my day!

[edgarae1]

Is it me or did EVERYONE start eating hummus all of a sudden. Love it.

[dimples62994]

i. love. you.

[griffybabyyyy]

the audio sync makes this the best!

[RainbowTammy]

I laughed so hard, oh my god. I was a bit sad and this was totally the cure. You're too adorable c:

[tylurlee]

Good to see Beck on there. Even better to see you back :)

[carmindyy]

yay! thanks for making another vlog. i was scared you wouldnt come back after how annoyed you were by the comments last time..

i literally saw like 20 videos in my sub box, and yours was the one that popped out at me and made me go 'oh my god! he made a video! yayy!'

well you seem more like yourself here. but less energetic. so i guess thats what you meant when you said 5AG was fake? tht you faked excitement and energy for it? that's okay. i'm not energetic either.

[awdkidd07]

Home by Kelis was one of my summer anthems and I love just about everything The Hood Internet puts out as well. And don't worry, I really like that Jojo song as well.

[RadicalSmile]

I've missed your videos.

(:

[tabas1]

I love you.

[ryder1111]

Stevie. My love for you is unconditional. I'm just happy to see you.

[o0oviceo0o]

stevie, I have missed your "hi" more than you know. actually, you probably do know 'cause everybody loves your "hi." EEEEE! :)

[riku4488]

I miss your old videos =/

[laniisforlovers]

stevie. the sound delay made me laugh so hard!! don't even worry about it. you are so animated when you speak that it didn't bother me at all. lol. :D can't wait for another music video from you. i love them!!

[EccentricPuzzle]

"neon label" LOL!

yeah and it's like faded LOL i hate expiration dates......

i just went through my family's medicine cabinet and i found stuff that expired in like '03. cough medicine and tooth numbing medicine.

[xanderwolly]

i missed you :(

[silverangel91900]

Your teeth look different..

[marlenaM0NIQUE]

hiii

your sound is... just kidding, i hate when that happens too :(

i miss kimmy, my favourite colour is pumpkin duhh! xx

[scharfie]

Lovely to have you back, we missed you

[dsprout20]

don't worry stevie, i saw all those comments too. lame. lol. they don't matter. keep doing you :)

[LunaRain8]

omg i missed you! <3 glad to see you're doing well and I hope your party was great!

[OfMaunTreeAll]

Stevie, I severely Love your taste in Music.

Thank you for posting all of those great songs. <3

[jkgymnast49]

I worked in produce so... unfortunately I know that the expiration date is on the lable of the hummus haha

[poprocks1112]

so did u give any of them braclets away.. :) Thanks for ur blog, we all miss u Stevie!!

-Steven

[bismatahir23]

love the sound delays during your rant ahahah , so funny! <3

[duo207]

oh my lord~! welcome back stevie~!

[JamieIsHyper]

i missed you :)

[spritzfire009]

my cute stevie!

[ThrowingDenim]

You're amazing Stevie! Don't listen to the negativity and just keep doing what you do best! <3

[derebin]

Haha I love your rant on expiration dates. lol so true

but I disliked this video since you seem kind of like a sad panda and I think you should be getting rest :(

(depressed Stevie should be a meme GO GO GO)

[midatlantic10]

lol

You do some of the best rants.

[MrsWizz96]

Love the tags :')

And I went to go see crystal castles and they were sooo amazing! Looking forward to your video now :)xx

[bborne21]

SABRE?? lol

[Maxwell241]

Stevie... I miss your videos. I'm a code controller at work so I have to check the dates and reduce stuff if it doesn't have a date on it we can't sell it, it is against the law in the UK. Some things have the tiniest dates every and I have decipher it. Super Lame job.

[SeeingAintBeliving]

ahaha, i hate that with expiration dates! like really? is it that much effort to put a fucking date on things :/

oooh! i love crystal castles, well excited for your video :)

<3

[leeannasadanofficial]

After analysing this video, I get the impression that you're feeling pretty depressed... and drunk. I LOVE YOU STEVIE.

[hotpotato44]

lol that sound delay is epically bad

[MyckenzieSharp]

i love magic spells by crystal castles! i listen to it when i read, ahaa.

[arclightish]

depressed? do they have shit in theire eyes? stevie never looked better bitches!!

[hannahtsh]

i would watch this over and over if i could.

[pavementSounds]

the rant at the end made my life. i love you.

[jojococoa]

i love hummus. but i hate the sabra hummus. trader joes makes the best hummus besides home made of course.

[Lizzydoesitbest]

So glad you're back! I can't wait for the music videos!!!

[MrsSwift0890]

OMG That used to be my job! Go around the grocery store and pick out the food that is close to expiration. Some of them are IMPOSSIBLE!! :( not fun..

[KeylimeRonnie]

I love you Stevie! hahaha!

[jd637906]

yay! stevie!

[kitsunebi]

stevie video yay! *dances* lol

[sarahsarahbeth]

omg stevie!

[Charthe1st]

you seem really depressed.

[emabeag]

lol best used by . . . . . . . .just guess!! lol

[TuckerLovesHimself]

lol I'm dead at Kimmy coming from your drunkenness

[omgpickles]

I hate on like pita packages and stuff, the spot for the expiration date and the actual expiration date are always in two different places. What. the. hell.

[IOpenAtTheClosee]

You have no idea how happy I am that you've been making videos.

And I've missed the voice you do when you talk about comments! "You're depressedddd!!!"

I love you.

[reasona33]

i love you

I missed you :)

[rismax]

I love when you say the word 'beers'.

[kassemir]

Ha, the sync is like "Godzilla!", Ha!!

And I didn't notice you were drunk, apparently you hide it really well, or I'm just bad at sensing it.

[ThoreAnd]

SO nice to se you again!

[Alex7STV]

Dude, you are just way too amazing. Please don't stop making videos. You rock!

[yellowcat25]

I MISSED YOUR FACE :(

[xhollipopsx]

yayyyy stevie is back! i miss you on 5ag :(

[TSEliot666]

Hmm, I like sabra houmous. Though they have different packaging here.

[dtournyc]

thanks for the tunes...love them...ciao :-)

[ansset84]

cheers!! I'm drinking for you watching this video:)

[nohohongs]

shouldn't you check for the expiration date (if it's there even) BEFORE buying shit? that's what i do anyway.

[SciFiGirl1023]

people shouldnt over analyze! seriously.

Expiration dates are hard to find on a lot of items...

Love you!!!

[kateyotcha]

stevie productions had cracked

say crack again

[CloudNine622]

Stevie, do you like the band Gorillaz? I was just wondering after looking at the music listed in the description... :)

[kamui5252]

HELLZ YEA! Music Playlist!!!!! <3 you

[erkedoodles]

stevie you sound really depressed in this video, im so worried for you. also why arent you going to make a music video this week? you definitely should. see what i did there.

[PADavid12]

i love you...keep going :-)

[Brookerdoo]

haha i always thought you were drunk, and yey music!

[Rockismylove]

r u depress? lol jk.

cant wait for the new music video :)

[JaredTheStrange]

One of the best things about this video is watching it with the audio transcribing feature turned on! Some highlights include: "Susan mm" and "we continue to beat him". There's also mention of the vatican! :D

[oysterinbread]

are you depressed? :(

[andamariaa]

thanks for taking time to share your playlist AND linking! fuck yes new music : D

[billydeeuk]

Loving your playlist

[meachy13]

you seem out of it. you're like so twitchy and strange. but i love you and you're amazing.

[srhebel]

aaahhh sabra! best hummus ever. <3

[UnperfectStorm16]

Oh Stevie, fuck those losers who come here and talk trash.

Glad you're back :)

[LostWithin]

drunk-stevie vs sober-stevie...nah, its all good<3

[Sarah1756]

Happy you're finally back!

and loving the fact that there's two danish bands on your playlist... just had to day that

[Sarah1756]

@Sarah1756 say*

[jeaniebaby001]

ah yes.. you are adorable.. come and go as you please... :)

[edgehaedjr]

You have an itch to make a music video? Nice. What about Kimmy? Come on, we all knows she wants to be like "I'm back bitches!" ahaha.

[heyabeka]

..being drunk all the time is a sign of depression..

[SmileBrighter]

@heyabeka Maybe that's just when he feels like making videos. It doesn't mean he's drunk all the time.

[heyabeka]

@SmileBrighter i was only teasing!

[Leonminustheardo]

This the Stevie that I've missed. x

[pokingthepenguin]

when i was looking at the comments on your last video i was getting really annoyed as well with everybody "worrying" about you. you just do ya thang gurl

[shpidoinkleboy]

I'm so glad you are posting again. You tube has missed your gorgeous-ness. How could you ever leave? Btw, What's wrong? You look kind of sad. :p

[llelea]

I think you are darn tootin' 

[rileypmht]

Dude...

You look like... You are totes depressed.

hahhaha!

You have too much funnnnn. I'm drunk.

And pretzel-y.

[jimmykjm]

Love the playlist stevie!!!

[fshando]

haha god I love you

[derebin]

I think the overwhelming use of blue in the foreground and background and midground of this video symbolizes the ocean. The ocean a common symbol for strength and freedom.

So yeah y do u want freedom/courage so bad? Do you feel trapped or weak or something??

OMG r u depressed??? D:

ur turning into an alcohol steven and im worried about u...

[fransiscodiego]

oh my fucking god. i couldnt breath. hahahahaha

i should be drunk right now ><

FUCK YA PRETZELS

[TheGoodAaron]

Can't wait to see you regularly again! Keep up the video makin'!

[MoonlitSlash]

I about choked on laughter watching this video. XD Especially the part about twisting things like a pretzel.

Oh Stevie, how I've missed youuu~ And your hilarious rants.

[wh0isthatdude]

for a moment i thought ur video was about going on dates  :-p

[SearchForSolidGround]

Lol, notice that people still think your depressed! XD

[SearchForSolidGround]

You gotta realize that your not talking to the brightest people lol. Go Stevie!

[MrNeilTV]

I MISSED YOU! SO GLAD YOUR ALIVE lol

[firefly379]

i missed you!!

[MsNatakins]

you sound really depressed? are you okay?

[hairking1981]

u still seem depressed

[dlrownahtan]

OMG Why are you so depressed? Are you okay? (just kidding)

[imayummygirl]

ur cute! i refuse to believe your completely gay :)

[1537ohno]

nice tags, haha :)

[1537ohno]

ok, my mind went crazy when the sound delay was happening in the "twisting like a pretzel" part :)

love you, stevie xx

[BingBonglol]

twist it like a fucking pretzel #LOL loved that :)

[TheKatieVogue]

I know you hate the sound delay, but when you really started getting animated the delay made me laugh so much. Glad you're not depressed.

[holiday34691]

But Stevie, tell us how you really feel.

Come back to Tampa and we'll talk.

[lambin3d]

thank you thank you thank you. you have impeccable taste in music.

[Riveroflife1221]

DEJA VU?

[darkeststorm]

@Riveroflife1221 lol i thought the same... until i realized it was reuploaded... xD i thought i was crazy for a sec D:

[Riveroflife1221]

@darkeststorm Oh, yeah, HAHA, I saw that after. But I'm glad it showed up on my feed again, cause I'm listening to the music in the description box. Stevie has really good taste in music :)

[darkeststorm]

@Riveroflife1221 *agreed* >.<

[josephjuvenile]

I fucking love you! You're so hilarious, your rants are AWESOME, and you're like seriously the HOTTEST guy ever! I'm so jealous!

Yay for more vids!!! =)

[MPoopC]

Man, earlier this summer I ate some 2-week-expired Sabra hummus. That very night, symptoms of appendicitis set it, and three days later said appendix ruptured. I would NOT screw around with hummus and expiration dates, lol.

[hawknobility]

omg stevie you have no idea how much i have been missing your videos! i can totally relate to your point of view towards things, like my frustration with expiration dates and people over analyzing everything under the sun. you make me feel sane in this world full of crazies! i think it would be so fun to hang out at a bar with you and drink while bitching about life :D

[Ssource6]

You seem pretty amazing in this video.

So happy you're back.

[oanunkor]

miss you stevie. make more videos please. thnx=]

[theoldkappa]

You know what's awful? MILK!

I drank expired milk yesterday because my nose was too stuffed up to smell if D= We should have an expired party and invite everyone over for some Ecoli

[amojarro1]

I had the same fucking problem with Sabra Hummus

[holiday34691]

@amojarro1 Don't worry...chick peas last at least a thousand years.

[wolfgirleatsbaby]

twisting shit like pretzels.

[NikTalk]

HAHA, your crazy i love ya

[MikeyDaftMonkeys]

this is what I love about you. You drink and are proud of it! haha

[yaboyeric]

The sound delay reminded me of godzilla :D i know what im watching tonight.

[PFFlyers21]

I love you Stevie. You are so amazing. <3 Can we hang out please? Seriously though I live near Philly and I'd love to hang out with you. Your top 3 songs are my favorite...how weird but totally awesome! love you!

[jrim1990]

you should do a drunken rank... those are always fun... lol..

[makinbacon254]

Sabra hummus is gold.