2 The Ranting Gryphon's 2007 Christmas Rant

[PepperLeopard]

lol I love the beginning.

"Look. Look. DAAAAAMMIT

[OneDollarMercenary]

It looks like his head never ends, HIS HEAD IS THE SKY! :O

[Yoshomika]

XD I'm from Detroit, in fact I moved shortly after 2 moved to Ann Arbor, and it's true, Snow in Michigan doesn't last all that long. We'll get it and it just melts...

[OcirusWolf]

the top of his head is bleding into the background :3 i looks funneh

[madshot101]

throw it on Santas dorrstep and watch his BIG JOLLY ASS try to stomp it out

XD

[BillieJoesFave]

A big, fat AMEN to this video and to you. Someone had to say it. Thank you

[Cindercheth]

This is the most truthful message about Christmas. The typical "2 the ranting gryphon" stuff aside, I fully agree that christmas should be about celebrating good will and compassion for others the entire year. I don't care if it was originally pagan holiday. I prefer to do without the lies.

But in the end: it is SUPPOSED to be about love for fellow human beings, and is now a commercialized pile of SHIT.

[OmniHQ]

I disagree but you're hilarious.

[thatblargguy]

You know I'm surprised Christmas is still alive because it sucks, but we already knew that.  Anyway I for one started hating it around 5 years ago, it finally computed for me that a morbidly obease man in a bright red jacket could go so long without being proven, but then I realized *gasp* could it be because he doesn't exist. In fact we as children were probably lied to more than chell from portal. And that's why if aliens ever land, I'm asking them to take me with them, because earth sucks.

[darkblood777]

Wonderful rant. I didn't really start to enjoy the holiday season until I stopped the holiday season routine.

[xxxrandomjamezxxx]

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[Adamoshi1]

that's true. there's no peace on earth which is sad.

[FoxxNightingale]

if i was Santa I'd be flying around dropping BRICKS ON PEOPLE

[ChrisCummins]

I like how the top of his head blends into the sky haha

[Stupideyez100]

and start beating each other down with tickle me elmos LMFAO

[BolnoyBratchny]

Two fuheva

I watched all the rants on his site within an hour

MOAR RANTS

[OverlordShamala]

I do remember that time when I was a kid & always saw Xmas as something magical, believed in Satan & all that came with it. But not anymore, has it always been that way & became cynical about it becasue I grew up?

My nephews & nieces think Xmas is magical part of the year, there eyes all sparkly when they open up the package to get to the 100+ dollar toy. How will they view Xmas when they grow up?

I do feel sorry for the cashiers trying to handle the mad crowed of angry parents.

[bmecoli]

Believed in Satan? Haha....

[mainiac666319]

i cant stop laughing

this rant is so true its scary

[wiggmortem]

Most of the video his head blends into the background so it looks smaller lol

[BlackWolf4830]

Thank you so much for giving a shout-out to us cashiers who endure bickering, nazi soccer moms in order to give you your orange juice and toilet paper.

[EyeOfLyger]

It's truly unbelievable how little thanks cashiers get. So can I say "thank you" to the folks who do the REALLY hard jobs in this world?

[Illiathu0287]

I work in an ASDA in the UK and I am dreading christmas, ok I don't really believe in it to begin with but I am dreading it purely because customers are assholes 99% of the time anyway we don't need an excuse to get super busy and to turn the 1% population of good people into assholes for a month as well.

[MrUnidyne]

@EyeOfLyger As a former Retail worker and cashier, I echo your sentiments.

[superbeartube]

Christmas is and always has been a lie and a fraud. In WW1 US and german soldiers stopped the war for one day and exchanged gifts then the next day went back to splattering each others blood. Christmas is not biblical at all, Roman ruler Constutine in 325 AD set the date December 25 to be a combined holiday for pegan sun worshippers and christians to celebrate on the same Day. Jesus Christ was not born on December 25th, You will not find this in any Bible.

[superbeartube]

If you think about it, putting a tree inside your living room is insanity, there is no xmas tree in the bible its all pagon. Now we head for yet another pagon holiday disquised as Christian called Easter. Somebody show me where this symbol of fertility the rabbit has anything to do with the death and rising of Jesus Christ? Can i see that Bible scripture anyone lol.

[sepaco003]

Hey, I'm in for a good pagan holiday that's thinly disguised as a christian one.

[the21andonly]

@sepaco003 it doesn't even have to be a religious holiday. most people, myself (as an atheist) included, treat it as a day where people don't hate each other over stupid shit that shouldn't matter in the first place. some people even throw a couple gifts in there occasionally.

[Versudan]

Two's got a point. To be honesy, it did sound a little forced and with the content of the rant, I don't blame him. It's like the infalible 2 the ranting gryphon is just getting so sick of this shit that he's running out of rant steam. Besides that, excellent point and I don't think there's too many who'd disagree with him on this. Hope you have a decent time off from 2 sense though 2. Take care buddy ;)

[tenebrargenta]

he should come to nh,we have 2 feet of snow on my lawn

[FrshChees91]

bout the same here too

[evillion15]

"Dropping bricks on you bitches!"

[aunderell]

I loved it! He is awesome! Sugar PLUMS AND PIXIE DUST!

[Mumatron]

He is right. i am throwing my watch away

[tesla4d]

"Could it be a tiny Guillotine?"

made me laugh my ass off. Best sentence ever.

The rest seems a little forced. Good, but not as good as the rest of his work. 3/5

[ChrisCummins]

More 2! I've been suffering from withdrawal symptoms ever since the end of the last 2 sense series.

Great rant. And moustache! woah. I love the way the top of his head seems to be chopped off due to the sunlight.