Stupid People and You

[jonnybigj]

Spore :)

[KlokwerkSolja]

I love this guy. Seriously, love him. ^^

[astronaut529]

I'm glad I'm not the only person who talks quietlyish in public.

[keepcalmandpanic]

"As you can see by my background, I moved into a new place...the Maui airport." I love you Phil.

[thecodman2]

ha i luv this guy

[ryleesamantha22]

I think you got beat up but you shOuld see the other guy?

[murphyhurtme]

This guy is so annoying with his stupid nasal voice. He looks like Clay Aiken's little brother. His fans are probably the biggest douche bags on the planet. This guy is way too boring, annoying, and obviously homosexual to ever really be famous.

[haty24]

phils nose has changed form over time

[Istaru97]

Are you sure he wasn't just going "the fuck is wrong with that foo..."

[foursquare44]

@olominati Are you retarded

[olominati]

@foursquare44 do you hate when people are being honest?

[olominati]

how boring is it possible to get?

[foursquare44]

@olominati are you retarded

[olominati]

@foursquare44 do you hate when people are being honest?

[6evorev6]

This is the kind of crass smug piece of shit asshole American/Canaduhian I utterly despise

The narcissism just oozes off this piece of shit.

Just another person who gets off putting down everyone & everything while puffing themselves up like a peacock.

[smplysldstaging]

OMFG!!! ~Dude! U r Fantastically FUNNY!!!! =]

Darlin', I must say tho, the abrasions on ur face have me worry'n...U awright?

Lastly, do U, uhhhhh.....play CHESS? =]

[Scaomompyer]

Lol the thing about opinions made me laugh so hard

[captinsean]

Hey sxephil

for whats its worth you are numbre 1 you tell it how it is with no bullsh#* love your work and wish there where more guys like you sorry for the spelling 

[FuryHeritage]

I love you man 5 stars and that little crack at the end made me laugh.

[BobbiDeeWebley]

SPORE IS AWESOME <3

[DizzyDior12]

Mmm. *nods*

I left for Italy on Friday the 13th. I was scurred, lol.

[theenaz]

die!

[supastar1122]

philly, why does the side of your face look like you got hit by a car?

i love you, hope you are okay! <3 haha

[ImpishRS]

@supastar1122 Watch the video the day before.

[Highlordhades109]

@supastar1122 This vid was added 2008, and he said he was hit by a wave caught unbalanced and hit the ground really hard.

[XxBoyBloodyxX]

gladly!

[TheJohnnylolol]

Hey, what happened to your face here? :s

[LauraLaRocco]

@TheJohnnylolol i was wondering that too

[tanesha1015]

shut the fuk up u white faget us a bitch

[6satan6ist6]

@tanesha1015 ......you spelled faggot wrong. and "fuck", and "you", oh and "ass" or were you trying for "USA"? lol. you probably thumbs downed the video cause you are stupid. lol

[gregkondrak]

@tanesha1015 You mean "faggot"? Ah red necks.....

[coyote7272]

449 dislikes, errr... I mean, 449 stupid people.

[TheyDreamFiction]

Phil, if I was at that air port and saw you filming. I would have snuck up behind you and scare you, then run away. Hehehe.

[lucaria44]

you probably have by now but ,dont download spore creater with low memory {or simi-high low} or you'll get aggrivated by the stupid thing

[Longboardersrule12]

Sweet rebel againts the stupid haters unless I spelled rebel then welllllllll have a good one

[lhsaxman09]

WOOOAH!! WAIT! He defiantly just coined the word vlog. Exciting stuff.

[nosdradomos]

^  | | G A Y

[nosdradomos]

if* (^

[nosdradomos]

is u search "gay" @ youTube u find him ... SO GAY !!!! STOP THAT PLS !

[Fluffball176]

is u has bad grammar?

[Darksirch]

What's wrong with your face? :P

You got bruises or something

[tattot15]

i hate you your gay hgahahahhaahha

[Sims2gurl1]

I love Tyler Perry movies, with... MADIA!!!!! Woot I loooove Madia, she pwns all them popo hoes!!!

[newexperiment]

anything but sexy. guy is sooo ugly.

[Bladeodarkness24]

lol spore good game unless you computer is crappy then it sucks you gf's balls cause we all know she has the pants in the relationship...lol

[yasinswat]

visit south central

[3wsgabav3]

Did you get hit by something phil? you look kind of beat up :-/

[MikelDTI]

he got slammed by a wave.

[DeepVoiceIsJurgen]

He could be wearing makeup and the lights brought it out. He is pale :\

[JPjamesprice]

He was joking about the non-existant purple giraffe wasnt he?

[hassmanSMO]

Of course not. Wait...

[BabyBl00x]

looks liek u got your ass kicked, face.

[sicknes96701]

Doode I live in Hawaii

[alwaysallblacks]

The old outro nice phil:)

Fuck you HATERS!

[silentrage25]

I am trying to be a regular view but is it wrong that I still want to suck your balls! lol j/k

[IbDiZc]

woah woah you talked aboout stupid peoples interests and didn't mention Sarah Palin. Makes me wonder...

[XmasterjamoX]

AND he didn't mention Obama! now i'm really starting to wonder...

[boonhii]

loved the ending! you tell em.

[MinorMisfits]

Stupidity.. it's the plague of our generation.

"Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

That's from our 16th president... Abraham Lincoln for those of you who didn't know who that was.

[PrincessLisa32]

LOL he's awesome

[JahalomSjachor]

can i have a good one and suck your balls at the same time?

Now i'm wondering if i should explain that that was a joke or if i should just let it be because the smart people would already know that it was a joke.... hmmm.

[namelesslol]

cant wait I'LL BE WAITING FOR U IN THE AIRPORT

[lionandthewolfmusic]

to everyone else... suck my balls. ahahahahah

Fuckin love you Phil. L4D2 looks sweet and thanks for the trailer btw.

[MckaysProductions]

Hey tom tom!

Winner lol

[damane08]

ha haha the end was sweet

[facelessentity93]

his shirt is gnar

[xoxoBLAIRxoxo]

Winner! 1:41

[NoooBama]

they shouldn't let you fly

[Infectionyoucouldget]

*winner

[jackie2x05]

ahahahha i totally wanted someone to say "i'm a realy view and i'd still suck your balls." i didn't see it and it made me sad=[ so ima be special and say it.

phil, i'm a true viewer and i'd totally suck your balls!!!=]]

(i'm happy=]] and special=p)

[MrBoomLazer]

i admire your bravery but upon reading your comment i died a little inside =D

[jackie2x05]

ahahahahaha thank you=]]

[skirtsftw]

you realise full well that he doesnt actually want you to suck his balls right?

[jackie2x05]

ahahahhaa dude i was just screwing around, having a little fun!! lighten up man!!!

[bumman117]

o my god i just got that like a few days ago

[ewtasha510]

I think sxe phil is very sexy.

[dahliaco28]

you are AWESOME! i'm a real viewer!

[fronbon]

whats on your face my friend?

[GoodAngel445]

LOL I reconize the girl in the background at 2:09

[1KAGUYAKIMIMARO1]

Are those bruises on your face? lo lDid you get attacked by evil robot nazis whoa re also zombies who are also Chuck Norris?

[bkny1718s]

awsome dude

[TheGreatGamers]

ur so mean, lol

[southwindsor09]

wats on ur face :S

[4illegalalien]

Probably not a real viewer did this to him.

[suurpunane]

suck my ballls:D

[CaughtFast]

OK honestly i just signed in to rag on Richard33335. i laughed so fucking hard when i read that. yes you happen to be very smart and don't understand contractions, or the fact it's whether not weather, or how to completly form a sentence. honestly, don't rip on other people (yes like i am doing right now for all you youtube trollers [because i know i'll get comments for this]) about how perfect you are and have 23 errors in 1 comment :D ktksbye

[merginoch]

SomeONE doesn't use spellcheck eh? :D

[Richard33335]

I always battle with the idea of weather everyone is equal phil. I hope you read this, give you something to think about. I happen to be very smart, which sometimes I view as a bad thing because I like the idea of being dumb and happy. But I do tend to view myself as better than other people, just because I have far more common sence ect. whatever. But I try to get away from that idea because I could have just as easily been born stupid, and if I was what then. Cant help it sometimes if you are.

[NormyBear]

Your grammar, punctuation and spelling frighten me because if you're intelligent, who do you consider stupid?

[therookie93]

good question. correct grammar, punctuation, and spelling are combersome when communicating over the internet. if i was to write a formal essay i would use formal writing but since im not, i won't. it doesn't mean im stupid. even bill gates used "lols" in letters to magazine writers and hes a smart guy. its a good habit but its faster this way so i can do other things instead of prewrite a draft for a comment box to someone who doesnt care about grammar and such.

[bucketofnothing]

You forgot to mention capitalization as well.

[803HighRollers]

SXEPHILL. I am not the biggest Tyler Perry fan,but why you dont like him? And what movies have you seen of his.

[Warlordtrev]

You did it again, thanks.

[Damasterdotorg]

what happened to your face? ^.-

[jareth312]

I HAVE SPORE :D

its awesome once you get into it

whats your username on it?

[Tarddabrav]

WTF IS ON UR FACE

[RKftw68]

to all my real viewers, have a good one, everyone else, suk mai bahls

[knoxopotamus]

spore ....sucks

not saying you suck...just spore

[knoxopotamus]

btw...suck my dick

just watched giJANE

[TheCheshireCats]

Whoooooo! hehe love it

[cardboard365]

please watch my videos i put so much effort in !

[muffy283]

this is the best ending song

[xlxmayaxlx]

i just love u!!

[Volleygirl713]

Lol I'm jealous that you're comfortable sitting in a public place talking to a camera. I wouldn't be able to do it. PS. I love your analogies. They're effin hilarious.

[kurdistanimal]

how old are you

[smallvile1992]

OVER 9000

[nick94UFC]

i think he said 23

[THExBEASTIExBEAST]

hey phil, do u have a bit on the so-called "internet sensation," Fred. if not then u should really make one...

[tommyh45]

The "Suck my balls" bit made me laugh so hard XD

Great stuff

[arjay9]

love the last line!!!

[Niggs3000]

phil what happened 2 yer face? don't tell me you fell down the stairs ether!!!!!!!

If he hit you once, he WILL hit you again.

p.s. if i take you up on that whole... you know... balls offer, will ya hold me after?

[CaptalnCharisma]

man why the hell does that idiot fred have more subscribers then phil?

that dude is just a douchebag, i tried to watch some of his videos but its all shit and i cant get past that annoying voice.

[Alenthas]

i hate haters

[bluegirl3666]

Omg I love this episode.

[Fireguy10880]

Sxephil completes me like I was a C untill I started watching his videos then I was more like an O............ Or something like that

[cree22250]

what happened to your face?!

[fujisaki15061985]

讲真啦其实我真係唔明你地觉得好歌手嘅定义係点...好似你地觉­得只要唱到D高音把声够尖就算好歌手，最好听下外国D歌... 我地无需同Mariah Carey 或者Whitney Houston呢类巨星做比较，听下新秀Katy Perry 嘅歌就会觉得佢嘅声音比港壇女歌手有轮廓有

[cukita11]

WTF?

[mycatisgr8]

NO!

I accidentally rated this one star.

I was trying to pause.

;-;

[killerkiss89]

he got dickslapped joking haha

[Lobsterboyman]

Spore, fuck yeah!!!

[ohhlisamariee]

What happened to you face?

I mean, hah, why is it all scraped

[disskotube]

I AGREE

[lashkaretoiba]

I for one believe if someone is dumb leave them dumb. The truth can only come to those who seek it. You can lead the horse to the water, but you can't force the him/her to drink it.

Your whole approach is way too overbearing and very offputing. You lack carlin's charm. You come off as a know it all dick head who doesn't know much.

[lashkaretoiba]

What I don't understand is why you think your smart? You give your opinion, but hell even bill o'reilly can do that. You try way too hard to convince people your intelligent. Chill out, don't take the youtube comments so personal.

Do you challenge every stupid comment? anyone can do that. The trick is to challenge what is intellectual like for instance M-theory, Or something historical like cleopatra's death.

[fireangelkb]

lol, talkin about taking comments too seriously, and ur all like so serious... lol.

[lashkaretoiba]

I saw it as just speaking the truth, if it makes me look hypocritical so be it, because someone had to say it. Everyone else seems brainedwashed by this guy.

[lashkaretoiba]

You beat the shit out of you? I was so distracted by the beating your face took

I couldn't focus on a word you said.

[BigMomma1959]

I agree....totally..

[Failbot9000]

lmao i live in hawaii but i am moving to san diego soon. idk i haven't been to the main land its gunna be all sorts of different.

[AllThatChizz]

My purple giraffe wanted me to tell you he loved the video!

[Llawliet246]

Phil, there will be a constant inflow of stupid people no matter how many leave. Believe me.... there will always be stupid comments (with stupid people behind them). I would say 'love your show' but come on.... how many times do you hear (read, actually) that a day? Oh damn wait.... I just said it didn't I...?

[t0miChan]

we have a winner hahaha

[aboveallelse666]

and to everyone else..suck my balls..wat a way to end a video...classic

[crcctheloser]

ur right that shit is fun lol

[MegaPooPMonkey]

YO WTF IS ON UR FACE???

[calexy1984]

Well said. Thanks for giving voice to my thoughts on stupid people. Time for me to feed my purple giraffe.

[ryankffx]

suck my balls XD

what a finish, i think you outdid cartman on that XD

[squrgle]

Love it when you attacked the camera.

[espiodrone]

ok phil i will suck them later, just dont forget the bet we had that you could fuck my mom and not get STD's :D

[srhbea]

God I would not want to fly that long on friday the 13th or really at all lol and omg I hate Tyler Perry. His crap is not funny.

[The445117]

Frick Phil, how can anyone be so funny?

Answer: Mutation

(Just kidding)

[MyNameis2long4youtub]

looks like another winner possbily near the end?

[wyecee]

Shaggy needs his scooby-snack.

[cheerleader22390]

MARRY ME!!!

[berlinisbaked]

xD and to everyone else suck my balls hahaha

[fleamanATW]

hey phil... (my name is tom)

[ShiverShake]

should I feel guilty for agreeign with every single word he's said on this video?

my assumption is- no becasue I'm never going to come across someone who believes that what stupid ignorant people say actually matters. No one wants to hear the opinions of people who have no idea about what they're talking about. So if you want to hate on this fine- but that probably only because you're too stupid to realise that what is siad in this video is correct.

[RODRIGUEZ101884]

you're awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JerzeeProductions]

On the side of your face it looks like you got burned!!!

[fancibrown]

what would you think of a guy talking to his computer in the airport like he is

[StFido]

lol my profile says im like 40 when im only 13 lol

[oufc111111]

waiste of space! why do u insist on spouting utter shit about stuff no one is interseted in, GET A LIFE PAL!!! cheers

[millernbale88]

lol why on earth do u watch it then? maybe u need to get a life and watch or do things that u actually like instead of watching things u don't and moaning about them...just a thought

[mightyOmouse]

anoyinng ugly guy

[kilibot]

and you are a studly winner dissing people you dont know on the internet from your mom's basement

[bportheine44]

dude, what happened t o your face, it looks like you fell and got carpet burn, on the left side of your face

[dodgedart74]

got to love the free shit, fuckin hate you now, all because you can jingle the bell loud enough to rangle up enough sheep that compaies reward you for the pointless sahit you do, if i ever bump into you your gonna be makin a video about how you got your faggot ass whipped,

suck my balls

[randellirish]

Aren't you just a big ball of Hater jizz.... You are just pissed you didn't think to do what he did. Hating on people because they are doing things besides being sheeple and getting paid for it just makes you... I don't know... A sad bitch that more than likely, could get your ass kicked by phil... No points awarded to you, and may God have mercy on your sou.... never mind... just burn... hater.

[IiminlikewithyouU]

Stupid + Angry = Internet

Phil just made an awesome.

[gregchips2390]

classic ending

[feralsfury]

ok 969tokyobaby969 i think he was reffering to you to suck his balls, if you watched his previous video then you would know why ( :

[dichotomyofone]

Is it me or does this guy wish he was Dane Cook? "It's hilarious because people are stupid and if you laugh you're not one of them!"

[NNNNinja]

dane cook has never made me laugh, only "stupid" people would really bother to write a comment as dumb as yours.

[969TokyoBaby969]

whats wrong with his face?looks like he had a carcrash...

[Totothemonkey]

Got hit surfing... see: Wipeout in Maui (Rocked by Weak Wave)

[mickalene]

like it til he said suck his b....s,what,why,what we do?

[MrAnders9000]

HOMO