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  • I love the bits borrowed from abbott and costello =)

  • ALWAYS 1 WHITE KID

  • "WHAO!!  DAMN!!"

  • "sorry tucker, u cant be chinese there is a heigth requirement too" =)

  • Lee I got a big problem man. This boy on steroids and got a head like Barry Bonds.

  • SOPA......

  • 2.37"aw man let me go, i love Chinese people"...lol

  • IM WATCHING THIS ON TV :) RIGHT NOW RUSH HOUR 3 GREAT MOVIE 

  • does anyone else notice that more then half of those kids arn't even asian?

  • LOL "If you half-Chinese, then I half-black. I'm yo brother and I'm fly, you down with that Snoopy? That's dope isn't it?"

  • LMFAO! 1:58. "I thought this was the bathroom."

  • carter beat the puberty out of justin bieber xD

  • this dude was taller than the staff he was holding

  • i didn't know yao ming was in this movie

  • this guy on steroids he go a head like berry bonds hahahahahahahahhahaahhaahaha

  • ... So is it safe to assume he beat the puberty outta Justin Bieber?

  • and he isnt in the nba whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy?

  • lolz soo funny the Chinese argument

  • woooooooooow damm hahahahahhahaha

  • This my Movie

  • i don't know what the hell u feed him but he is too damn big

  • "I don't know what the hell you are feeding him but he's too dam big!!" Ahahaha gosh I love tucker -3

  • "okay that's it I'm about to slice you up like a giant Calafornia roll"

    XD

  • Im gonna beat the puberty out of you LOOOL

  • "I dont know what the hell you are feeding him, He is too damn big".

    LOL!

  • "Lee I got a problem dis boys too big he got w head like Berry bonds" lol

  • 'now im bout to beat the puberty outa ya'll :D 1:39

  • OMG Chris Tucker is so funny I love him.My fav part idk what u feden him but he is to dang big

  • he is mi and i am yu lol

  • ahh my bunions! LOOOOOL

  • "I don't know what you feedin him but his too damn big ! " HAHA ! LMAO !

  • .a height requirement? tell that to Gary Coleman!

  • ahhhh my  bunyins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Idk wat the hell u feedin him but hes too damn big. LMFAOOO!

    oh man let me go i love chinese people LMFAooooooooooooooo BEST PARTS

  • Whoa!....Damn!...

  • the best part is at 3:55

  • 2:08

    Lee, I got a big problem man. This boy on steriods. He got a head like Barry Bonds. Lol! :D

  • a megauplad link!.. rip T.T

  • ROFL

  • we need a rush hour 4

  • " come on man let me go, i love chinese people " LMFAO !!!!

  • hahahahaha i was laughing the whole scene :D

    i love this movie <3

  • "WHOA!!!! DAMN!!" That's all I need for me to start hollering lol XD

  • u down wit dat snoopy

  • HA!

    

  • yu has cool blue eyes!

  • rush hour 3 best comedy action movie of all time

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOL

    BEAT THE PUBERTY OUT OF YOU!

  • I love the part where Jackie takes over the conversation in Chinese XD

  • haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaahahahah­aahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaa­hhahahahahahahahaahhhhhahahaha­hahahhahahahahahhahahaahahhaah­hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahah­ahaha i lve chinise peolpe man funiest part of 2

  • this freaking funny everyone should like this!

  • Hey. Yao Ming doing movies now.

  • AHHHHH MY BUNYANS

  • lee i got a big problem man, this boy is on steroids and got a head like barry bonds - LOL!

  • I dont no what the hell u feed him but hes 2 damn big LOL

  • @Fryad999 she said

  • 7 ft 9 , 370 pounds. Monster

  • This is one of the best comedies ever made. That is all I have to say because quoting all the things I found funny would take too long.

  • I don't know what the hell you been feedin' him, but he is TOO DAMN BIG!

  • Kick his ass Lee since Carters California roll idea failed...

  • "you, me, everybody's ass around here" and "I don't know what you feeding him but he is too damn big!" Classic...best comedy movie ever

  • tall china guy so big damn know one can't be tall as him

  • Is HE Sun MING MING !!???!

  • 2:06 once he feels that giant hand he got dehumanized female rape victim eyes lmfao

  • I don't know what the hell u feeding him but he is too Damn Big!! hahahahahaha

  • funny blacka man lol

    

  • 4:14 Confused old man face

    LOL

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  • Funny black man looool

  • come on man let me go i love chinnese people - LOL

  • WOW... DAYUM

  • 9gag!

  • lms if u laugh after he walked to the back

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  • Ahh my bunions ! Hahaha

  • ok im bout to slice u up like a giant California roll loooooool

  • Wahahah.. He's "Me" and i am "Yu"

  • WowOWOWoowO DaMMMMM.....

  • 13:37:D

  • press 5 to step on carters foot

    

  • that chinese tall guy ,could be a Pro Baller. FO REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAl (mart)

  • ha ha ha ha funny black man

  • So that Tall Chinese guy have enough height to be half black if he wwant to.

  • lee we got a problem the man on steroids and head like barry bonds LOL!

  • woah damn im sorry i thought this was the bathroom sorry

  • i'm gonna hit the pubery outa you, come on! whaha i pooped from lauhging

  • my name is ??? yu

  • Well then maybe Lee can't be black but that Chinese dude can...

  • Funny black man ^^

  • It's tall chinese man not china man

  • Chris tucker need to take less Ex :D

  • WOO! DAMN! I'm sorry man I thought this was the bathroom. LOL.

  • Lol there is a height requirement....n then all of the sudden the tall one shows up in kick his ass.....bahahahhaha....

  • Lol Theres A Height Requirement :D X) LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

  • how do you say surrender in chinese LOL.

  • "Now Imma beat the puberty outa ya!"

    Lmao

  • lee i got a problem this boys on steroids he got a head like barry barnes

  • oh sorry i was looking for the bathrom ;)

  • "Lee, -Carter's Epic facial expression- I got a big problem man this boy's on steroids; He got head like Barry Barnes." LMFAO

  • "I dunno what the hell you're feeding him, but he's TOO DAMN BIGGG!"

  • 2:36, come on man let me go, i luv chinese people. lol

  • Black People + Asian People + Movie = Epicness!

  • Yu: May I help you? Carter: We'll be asking the questions, old man, who are you? Yu: Yu Carter: No, not me you. Yu: Yes, I'm Yu Carter: Just answer the damn questions, who are you? Yu: I have told you Carter: Are you deaf? Yu: No, you is blind Carter: I'm not blind, you blind Yu: That what I just said Carter: You just said what? Yu: I did not say what, I said Yu Carter: That's what I'm askin you! Yu: And you is answering Carter: Shut up! LMFAO!
  • This is EPIC! :)

  • black + asian comedy duo......srsly who da fukk can take them srsly? so funny lol

  • I like the look on Carter's face when he sees the giant, it's too funny

  • at 1:41 his eye balls hahaha

  • 3:08 "oh shit!!"

  • LOL SO DAM FUNNY lol the si fu cant even c the tall guy lol how they guy expect the sifu 2 kno lol XD

  • lol! rofl lmfao HILARIOUS!!!!!!!11

  • I don't know what the hell you're feeding him, he is too damn big!

  • sorry i don't know him LOL.

  • hahahaha........ funny black man! 3:04

  • "wow! Damn! i'm sorry man i thought this was the bathroom" haha

  • How do you say "I surrender" in chinese xD

  • come on man let me go i love chinese people looooool

  • ok im bout to slice you into a giant california roll

  • ahh my bunions!!!!!

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  • i dont know what yall feed him but he is too damn big!

  • Anndd

    2:25 ! hahaha

  • Lmaoooooooooooooooooo ,

    At

    1:55

  • i dunno wht the hell u feed him but he is to dam big

  • now im about to be the pubrety out u

  • "Sorry Lee you can't be black. Theres a height requirement!!!"

    I PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING XD!!!

  • @MissPuddinFace Height requirement?! LOL. In my international school, I am Chinese and my classmates who are Africans, they are quite tall really.

  • @MissPuddinFace

    wait till he meet the big chinese man behind those doors "he wont be saying height requirement, he will be saying this bad boy is on steroids"

  • Rush Hour 3 - Where American Chinese people rock. XD

  • I'm gunna beat the puberty outta you!

  • man let me go, I love chinese people 

  • I tried talking... Now I'm going to beat the puberty out of you.. LOL

  • ''ok now im about to slice you up like a giant california roll''

    LMFAO

  • "Idk what the hell u been feeding him but he is TOO DAMN BIG" lmao lol...and Carter says black man are tall hahaha

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  • N at 3:52 so funny

  • Lmao off started at 1:58

  • WHOA! DAMN!

    LMAO.

  • who are u?! yu. no not me you. yes i'm yu. just answer the damn question.. who are you? i have told you i'm yu. are u deaf? no yu is blind. im not blind you blind. that is what i just said. you just said what? i did not say what i said you- that's what im asking you. and yu is answering. SHUT UP!!!! YOU! yes? NOT YOU HIM! what;s ur name? Mi. yes you! i am Mi. HE'S me and im yu. And i'm bout' to beat your old-ass. ( me= laughing)
  • funny black man.

  • tall man must b big-foot.... literly. x)

  • im about to beat the pubirty out of ya'll

    xD

    

  • I don't know what the hell you're feeding him, but he is TOO DAMN BIG :D. LOL

  • i don't know what you are feeding him but he is too damn big

  • wtf is his shoe size ??? it must be like a size 30 lol

  • Fav part is:

    "Okay, im bout to slice you up like a giant California roll'

    LMFAO

  • Harold and Kumar. Hahaha

  • lol I'm about to beat the puberty out of you!

  • Yea but i bet you that Tall guy has still got a small penis..... ;p

  • IM GONNA BEAT THE PUBERTY OUT OF YOU WACHAAAAAAAA

  • i don't know what you feed him but he is TOO DAMN BIG!! hahaha

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  • WOA...DAMN!!! Im sorry man I thought this was the bathroom...

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  • i wonder if the sticks flying back hit the kids at 3:19

  • rush hour 4 now :P

  • LOL. Tucker's eyes literally were about to asplode

  • being that tall wouldnt be that effective in a fight two on one.

  • I think this guy past the height requirement.

  • @hinata297

    lol

  • Chinaman's are either 5'5 or 7'7

  • " I don't know what the hell u feed him but he's TOO DAMN BIG!!! "

  • "Sorry Lee, u cant be black. There's a height requirement." ^_^

  • if you half chinese i half black and i'm you brother and i "Fly" Loll

  • O.o well I guess that's one fight jackie's quick martial arts arn't gonna help him much...considering your fighting a giant

  • "His me and Im you"

  • ah my bunions lmfao

  • WHOA...DAMN... SORRY MAN I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE BATHROOM, LEE

  • everyone of americans should be nosey mada faka they enter thier noses in an everywhere

  • "Then I'm half black. I'm your brother and I'm fly you down with that Snoopie?! That dope, ain't it?" I was laughing for a good hour lol

  • At 3:06, that tall dude said " Funny black man" lol