Angry German Kid - I'm a real Gangster! Correct Translation

[best0gamer0of0all]

1:49 ISH VINEIN VON GANSGSTER my penis is dying ( That explains a lot)

[SWI0001]

I listen to music with hard to understand lyrics; METAL!!!!!!!!!!

[coolroblox09]

where is the part when he says " YO HOMIE!"

[TheRedempter]

WAS WILLST DU TUUUN?

[123698lol]

ICH BEIN GANGSTA!

[dirtyharry9111]

The kid is punking you fucks :D.

[edisongaryeejia]

stupid.

[revthom1]

Genau!

[chiIicandy]

you soh@#$ lah german.

[carlosmercado123321]

You guys need to stfu because this kid is ACTING!....Angry gerna kid gets bullied at his school because of this soo before you say something, think...assholes

[96oliverl]

I have the same stuff dog :o

[TomLULZ]

Was willst du tun means what do you want to do, not what are you going to do.

[DSboy64]

Um doesent haveing and or playing a gameboy make you a nerd not a ganster??

[JackieSumerson]

LOL

[best0gamer0of0all]

0:19 wait that wasnt funny?

[nyairak]

retard



[LilNintey]

I stick my finger in my butt and then in my mouth.

[Hirochanlol]

There is one mistake at 1:04

He got an E not an F

[Megamotherfucker999]

@Hirochanlol Nein, F heißt "Fail" oder "Failure" und es gibt kein E im Notensystem

[Jumpyghostface100]

Great another wigger

[Eskimoese]

It's kind of sad that you can read anti-german comments under so much videos. Can't you just shut up and watch it?

[fruchtbaecker]

WAAAS WILLSST DUU TUUUNN??! xDD

[bluelava110]

he is such a funny actor xD

[Nutzername92a]

He said he got a "5 in Mathe" which is an "E in Maths", not an F :P

[basti19basti]

@Nutzername92a In the most states ther is no "E", that´s why F is also right ;)

[Electricbassguy]

It's my slightly more autistic clone!



[Minefrag]

Im a real gangster because i liked this video

[14DarkhaN14]

hilarious

[ravneet909]

WOW

[revanisthebest]

Everybody!! The kid's an ACTOR!!! Don't take him seriously!

[xxxxxcuterobynxxxx]

This dont make you a gangster

It makes You a Fuckin Prick

[jonathangears]

the hell is this about?

[tylerboy565]

"I'm a real gangster I got a hard dick"? This kid needs help. D:

[Rmaxie22]

it is freaky because hes not ok

[CUBETechie]

schade das das auto dich nicht überfuhr

[MrEmnik]

1:20 Thats not a Gangster , thats Gay !

[rocknroll4eva100]

Im a real gangster

I go on balconies and spit on people walking past

Can't beat that can ya?

[Flexoman100]

Im a real gangster, and im gonna kill you!

[GodsNotReal95]

omg southpark was right germans arent funny

[SnowmanPen]

@GodsNotReal95 and southpark is right when they show how retarded americans are (thats the thing you ignore all the time)

[SiNzEi21]

I am a real Gangster. And i dont know why. No reason, i guess.

[WAITilikecookies]

I'm a real Gangsta, I robbed a woman at a bank machine, then pulled her into an alley where I raped her, after that, while she was crying, I stabbed her in the stomach and raped the knife wound. Then I made her suck my dick and swallow my cum before I slashed her throat and jammed her body in a dumpster.

My name is Slim Shady!

[ThaSK8M8]

if hitler knew this kid , he would have retired and nothing would have happened lool

[nate57rattos]

ich ficke euch alle zu tode

if you dont understand

google translate

ihr huhrensöhne

[TokyoWhiteWolf94]

@nate57rattos

Naja, so sind Rassisten o.O ...

[Darktech008]

"i'm a real gangster i rapped osama bin laden's wife and kids"

[AwesomeTVable]

WHAT THE FUCK ! HITLER COMES FROM AUSTRIA NOT FROM GERMANY

[skatmanbb]

@AwesomeTVable austria if im correct is around germany

[Darktech008]

I KNEW HITTLER HAD CHILDREN.

[IRLSM1337ful]

@MrAlmighty101 dude that was the nazis not all germans who started/participated in the holocost. The nazis biggest enemies were the Germans who had the sense not to follow Hitler. Ever heard of Valkyrie? it was an plan to kill hitler that was made by a german agent. Assuming all germans are nazis is like assuming all muslims are terrorist bombers, you ignorant prick.

[GibsonLPCFreak91]

WTF?!

[YoJoe4368]

1000nth comment, do i get a prize?!

[MinecraftTNTstuff]

@YoJoe4368 dammit, i was 1 day late!!!!!

[Laurboc]

I burped in school when everybody was watching me

[MrAlmightyl0l]

This is one of the many reasons why I hate Germans.

[shmuckman1986]

@MrAlmightyl0l this is one of the reasons every race hates you

[AwesomeTVable]

@MrAlmightyl0l whats the scond reason? where are u from?! WE IN GERMANY ARENT FUCKING NAZIs PUT THIS IN YOUR FUCKING HEAD... U ARE THE NAZI, when u say I HATE GERMANs, CAUSE THE BOY IN THE VIDEO IS A FUCKING REAL LIFE NOOB, WHO IS A LITTLE CHILD! U DONT EVEN NOW ANYTHING OF GERMANY PUT THIS IN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEAD! Obviously U R THE SON OF ADOLF HITLER

[MrAlmightyl0l]

@AwesomeTVable Lol, I admit. AGK is just retard, he's German and could be of any nation. Ok. But if you were in the shoes of those who had family / friends who were killed by Nazi's; how would you react? The German have created so much sadness at nations, sadness that continues today, tomorrow, always. Especially at May 5th, when we have those who fell in mind. And last, did you ever read all the comments on this video? I've seen lot of people like me, and I think twice before posting a comment.

[TokyoWhiteWolf94]

@MrAlmightyl0l

And what are you thinking about Poland ? Many peoples hate Poland (USA , UK ...) , but I dont know why !

They did nothing bad or something.

[Wurstsalat2011]

@MrAlmightyl0l racicst

[IsamuHiroshi55]

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

[Schokobon111]

wrong translation I am german the german dude used google translate cuz its wrong

[inuyashakagome445]

i put my penis in internet

[takispap100]

@savouryshiva I think you're just kidding and he didn't shut up.

[takispap100]

Man. STOP HOPING THAT WE WILL DIE!!!!

[xR1D1xful]

A german Nazi Ginger wow what a combination!

[dfnhedtjhrfh]

"I'm a real gangster cos I have a double chin."

[kattekind1]

ich bin ein egte gangster mein pienus ist steif whahaha something is wrong with that kid

[MrThesilvereye]

im a gangster and i wanna get a life!

[takispap100]

Stop complaining people!!!!!

[pokemondoodoogeek]

" i'm a real gangster, i once stuck my finger up my butt and then my mouth" HAHA! FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrOcelot9]

88 peoples's bakery was robed by leopold!XD

[bjorn9001]

haha this is a real sick one

[TomokoSaika]

"I'm a real gangster I got fat lips... PooHoo"

[frombaerum]

kill him!!!

[takispap100]

@frombaerum Are you stupid?

[williamchicago982]

Replace "I'm a real gangster" with I'm retarded. It makes more sense.

[renesmeecarlie100]

that is not really what he is saying

[flamesdemon19]

@renesmeecarlie100 It is.ROFL These are the actual subtitles.He makes fun of those thinking they are gangsters and stuff.He's just retarded though.

[Tamsin53]

omg this guy is the noobest man on youtube xD

[DontYouHateMondays]

Successive troll is successive

[LCNFlexy]

"I'm a real gansgter I have thick lips" RACIST?!

[ashriver7710]

"I'm a real gangster, I got an 'F' in maths." Oh yeah, cause real gangsters go to school ALL the time.

[thebeardedjohn]

and after this he shot up his school

[KendamaTricks]

I'm a real gangster because... Uhh. Okay I'm not..

[commentor31]

lol this made my day XD

[Jethro95rocks]

1:07 xD

[DarkForcez2010]

Is he high?

[Gnote60]

what a fucking freak

[GrandTheftChicken]

"im a real gangter one I snorted cum off of the ground in the prison bathroom"

[jeffhardy9749]

Lmao wats youtube namee?

[TheBogdan2000]

@jeffhardy9749 Diwi91

[jeffhardy9749]

@TheBogdan2000 tyy

[ryanlaxrox]

its actually burn cds not rip. brennen is to burn dumbass

[FatBiker01]

"im a real gangster i show my freaky disablities on the internet" great! 

[happyies129]

i wonder when Daniel Tosh will bring him to his show for a web redemtion

[devilflippy2]

he's uselesse...

[WeKillForCause]

how fucking high is this kid.

[1koht]

ashole !

[Againya23]

"I'm a real gangster I destroy my friend head off!"

[ronniekyo]

He's anit no gangsta becuz he a german.

[KemuriKyoraku]

"F" in Math ist wrong its "E"^^

[pnar13]

if you're a real gangster, you'd stop making these videos, delete your youtube account, and leave the internet alone!

[GCWiireviews]

"im a real gangster my dick is the size of a tic tac"

[fbravis]

when he says i show my penis in the internet it sounds like he said i tried to put his penis in the internet

[emwinslimshady]

hahahahahahahahahaha u r a gangster ,i agree frm seening ur last video

[MrHawkeye321]

I'm a real gangster, I sing like a fag.

[xClawfingerx]

"I'm a real ganster once I crossed the street although a car was coming"

...sadly not fast enough :D

[krzysiekk1414]

Niemiec nic dodać nic ująć

[flyboy2000008]

The whole world is laughing at him

[joshwin17]

AGK-"im a real gangster i showed my tiny penis in the internet,oh wait i dont have a penis"

[sebastianspohr89]

so ein depp gibts nie im leben und das würde ich nicht sagen das ich ein ganster bin und das er gewixt hat und sein finger in popo steckt

[djinphinity100]

@sebastianspohr89 ^^, weisst du was der geixt hat sein plüch hund so behindert wie der ist, wo er sagt ich habe in der schule eine fahren lassen das stimt nicht ehr geht nicht zur schule...

[Theonumark]

"im a real gangster, once i stuck my finger in my butt and after that in my mouth"

FUCKED UP

[TheBoyWithTwoLegs]

U put your finger up your ASS and then put it in your mouth???? omfg ur freaking cave man -.-

[DjCastly]

This guy is a shame for german..

Er ist hässlich..

[fbravis]

2 things. 1. u steal from the bakery? no shit. 2. im 11 and watch "adult movies" (porn)

[wtfomgstudios]

@fbravis I'm 12 and I've seen lots of Horror movies. Predators and Devil are among my favorites.

*M. Night Shamalan pops up*

Night: I directed Devil! WHAT A TWIST!

*Puts a bullet through M's head*

And now that fuck follows me wherever I go.

I watch lots of videos with cussing in it. Rooster Teeth is hilarious and has lots of cussing. Family Guy and American Dad are both hilarious to me.

[Chafe1050]

WHO DA FUK CARES YOU GERMAN

[iiRawringMuffin]

LOL

[Chafe1050]

who da fuk kares

[CodOwnage5]

me grandmother is more gangster than u

[wozPOLSKA]

What a moron.

[GaMzyProductions]

all germans r like this its a proven fact

[minnieskater]

@GaMzyProductions

u bet?

[cutiehabibi2006]

I didn't know that sticking your finger in your ass then in your mouth was being gangster :O i have to warn my bf tell him he's not a real gangster!!!!

[moneyboyazn]

Damn people stop trippin and fucken wake up fu.

[Silvarret]

Stop making fun of this, and posting dumb comments.

This is a normal boy, and he wants attention. Some people really think they are cool by doing this, which is useless. He is the only one who dares to portray that.

He doesn't make dumb video's. He makes video's in hope the humanity will ever behave normal.

But seeing the comments here, we are still a bunch of sillies.

It's a shame.

[blAz3rd00d]

''I'm a real gangster i destroy my pc!''

[GANSTA6033]

1:49 he didnt say my i got a hard dick he said my penis is tight xD

[GameTacticVideos]

Lets just flatten his hair give him a little poo tash and wala we have hilter !

[menwar200]

He should say he Broke OVAR NINE THOUSAND Keyboards

[SousukeSagaraSgt]

was wilst du tun xD was fürn spast ^^

[Flexoman100]

He does not look like a gangsta I mean look at his FACE!!!

[Flexoman100]

16 year old?? I watch 18 year old and im 13!!!

[sukaballn00b]

0:49 ehtene ainsta gangsta my penis is tied

[Gnote60]

ahhh the fuhrer can rap

[luxo444]

Was wilsh you do? Or something like that!

[moontoot]

Thumbs up for A.D.D!

[M0NARCH7]

kokoras krasatos

[TheMikeace2]

look kid you suck, face the facts

[mikaaacha]

wtf are u ..... e.e....

[CarpetolA]

I think Angry German Kid is a pretty cool guy. eh smashes his keyboard and doesn't afraid of anything.

[milan2992]

sick!!!!!!

[zllatan8]

omg im glad im not near him :/

[kingdomovies]

dud sticking your fingers in your asshole then sucking on it is gross

[IamZORBO]

that poor dog plush D: wait OMG hes gay :O what a surprise *sarcasm* .__.

[lilyfeng55]

I'm a real ganster I show my penis in the internet.

[TooTooLiina]

was für ein vollidiot ._.

[MrRobinsky]

What...........Tha............­....f*ck

[chesnok9]

patient

[blockboy10101]

....he jerked off ONCE..............Go see your therapist rather than share that XD

[solantap]

He's a real gangster, he destroyes keyboards.

[DeJul96]

fuck you you loser

[DrThornZilla2]

@DeJul96 hes funny  so i hope u die

[4200badbooty]

what a retarded fuck

[Jethro95rocks]

he lives in a village near to mine ;)

he's as stupid as mud xD

[evilpillow1000]

i am tryng to learn German

[kermitpeace]

I think he's high............

[bk5508]

you jerked off? gangsters only do that when there GAY!

[FilterExel]

Im a gangster, I was killed playing Unreal Tournament.

[WilliamsJosh45543]

fat ass

[1996blackopsclan]

why would he stick his finger up if but abd then put it in his mouth also fat lips your not bacl cracker

[1996blackopsclan]

fag

[BoWy89]

The english version of angry german kid (its him too)

watch?v=hUHosYwagJA&feature=re­lated

[tadtod123]

w. t. f. so cute :P

hahahaha

[rapstyle11]

2:14 lmfao ''im a real gangster once i stuck my finger in my butt and after that in my mouth'' lol

[tabbystorm]

you crossed the street when a car was coming? omfg thats hardcore! XD

[Sammyy46]

Seriously? Real gangsters shoot people.

[SuperAngel517]

He doesn't even kno wut a gangsta iz if dat white idiot German came 2 my hood he wouldnt even b able 2 take a step in it cuz he b dead

[clatterbone1]

@SuperAngel517 Yeah, this does suck, but i bet the only hood u have been in is the one on your coat.

[sajmontoboss]

thumps up if gangsters don't have internet access