Beavers: Assholes of the Forest

[radmisshy]

@Humberwood87

Hahahahahah, it's funny, cause what you said is totally in the Bible. Man will always desert our values when we have a way to live in pride.

and just about what you said, the whole religious context taken out... it really makes no sense. Did you ever see a picture of God or angels with axes? or crossbows? or swords? I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I never have.

Even if you don't believe in God, just believe in good stuff... that's where it's at.

[radmisshy]

@mjgamerboy

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU

this is the best YouTube comment in all of history.

[radmisshy]

@socerplayer23

If you would laugh about a child of God, one of your siblings in Christ, going to Hell, then you should also laugh at yourself, cause you'll go with 'em.

[Ooloosoon]

...I hope this would actually be funny.

Rather its just more mindless bs that passes these days for "humor".

Wow this Civilization sure has CRASHED in the last 10-20 years

[gerardiux790]

animal of forest

[lawndawg2681]

@gerardiux790 last i knew thats where they lived

[lawndawg2681]

i mean they do eat bark and bark comes from trees and alot of trees is known as a forest

[thesuperstoner420420]

if the chick shaves is that a bald beaver?

[WickedV3ng3nc3]

Ok, this one was good. Didnt make me laugh but was entertaining.

[AlexCluster]

hyene -- a natural a**hole

[CSSMr5CSS]

download plants vs zombies on my channel!

[don666juan1]

Love beaver!

[direconbassest2]

@aaronlovespot you must be under 18 LMAO

[Simpig25]

0:03 I did NOT have to see that.

[AlphaWolfCypress]

bullshit

[aaronlovespot]

this video is blocked for me

[kwibjo123456789]

@aaronlovespot

same im in australia

[Ruster97]

@kwibjo123456789 u must be under 18

[Loli3332]

im in aus too... and i can view it fine... since you cant see it it means your underage and your parents have blocked this.... wait until you are of an age to view it :) .

[blspence123]

kurt vongutt

lol

[Bloodlust452]

I lol'd so hard! I was not expecting that ending. I love how the origins of words were made lol

[LonghornDynasty]

wtf?

[niknak1830]

lmao next up pedo bear

[thejohnblue2]

bullshit

[uknowcurt]

LOL XD

[MrSarahSuicide]

"--from now on beaver means vagina."

ROFL i <3 Seth xD

[fiskarfisk]

they don't think vagina means asshole...

[RickyRiddy2]

okay adolf.

[leesway]

I would actually like to know how chubby homosexuals became bears lol

[MrWidowsmoker]

very funny

[DABLAZINLAMBO]

'Now i get to rub my crotch all over ur house" LOL

[MisakiiiSan]

rush hour?in a forest? HAHAHAH xD

[Franxus83]

0:27

[ernieball3645]

this makes total sense lol

[randomnessnessnes]

bahahahahhahaha, i loved this (guess that shows what a bad canadian i am)

[PivotR]

lol

[Sheikah92]

Beer. Shaked, not stirred.

[Thebennus555]

powned!!!

[aznlalaland]

maybe you guys should watch more porn to get this...

[gangsterchronicle]

yeah cos watching porn makes you cool............ uh oh wait

[JimHolland8]

Most of you typing shit on here haven't seen a Beaver in both meanings.

[falloutplayer1]

VAGANA! (beaver)

[ultrachri]

@falloutplayer1 vagina***

[DaddyWalrusguy]

I don't get it

[HellsingMaggot]

@DaddyWalrusguy hairy vaginas are sometimes called beaver

[jacobiversen1]

CRACKS MY SHIT UP!!! lol

[fgt73]

lol

[songforamericans]

sweet stuff mc farland!!!!!!!!

[cmarshall44]

Lol for now on, beaver means vigina! Funny

[aznsteve128]

@cmarshall44 its even funnier tht u think vagina is spelled tht way

[CaveofTwoLovers]

i would now like to see the origin of the chubby homosexual to be a bear.  btw those tampon ads with the puppet beaver is fucking gross... i know its supposed to be a censorship for kids, but... for the people who know, it is pretty fucked up when you're trying to eat dinner.

[imkilling09]

hilarious seth your awsome

[DVMsucks]

Tasty juice!! drink it, then convert it to pee...

[djmarz1982]

dope

[EasternCalifornia]

Try watching a good movie like Rush Hour 3 lol

[YouveGotFailTV]

best line ever

[Tutankhamin653]

D'aaaaaaw I luff beavers x3

[DjimonMoz]

@Tutankhamin653

so do I...*wink*

lol

[jeffandmatthardyrule]

@DjimonMoz Ah ha, nice one lol

[mustasch4life]

hahahaha seth macfarlane = god of comedy

[celestialsalamander]

i thought bears were ment to be hairy homosexuals

[OcirusWolf]

i wanna hear the one with the bear and the chubby homosexual :D

[TheCreper13]

id love to see the bear thing he was talking about

[Lakerzrock1]

Wow, MacFarlane is such an ego maniac. You won't find one thing he helps to make that he doesn't put is name all over the front of. Now he even sneaks his name into the title of this "cartoon comedy" thing, and it's not even that funny.

[AnaFilipacification]

@Lakerzrock1 It might not be that funny, but it still is...

Sorry this is just stupid.

Beaver = Vagina

(according to this vid)

[RandomNPC15]

@AnaFilipacification Uh not just according to the video, it's been a slang term for years and years.

[AnaFilipacification]

Really?

I didn't know...

I'm Portuguese.

[NorbieNDag]

Hey! It's The Angry Beavers cousin!

[bluewebheadwb]

1:30, funnest thing Seth McFarlen has ever done

[googleeaterwoot]

idiot

[iTzTenZioNv1]

Now i get to rub my nuts all over your house biacht lol

[DecepticonDevastator]

I would like to lick a Beaver Right now.

[Crunchsnap]

There is a beaver there !

aww how cute ..it chews on that tree ^^

but now beaver means Vagina O_o

There is a Vagina there !

aww how cute ..it chews on that tree ^^

hmm.....

[LolRoflLmaoWtfOmgFtw]

Chews: sticks into somthing

Tree: penis

Aww that vagina is chewing a tree... O.O

[BenMan1231]

LOL

[TheOrangeNinjaTurtle]

lol!

[megaman4life]

This is funny as hell. If you think about it beavers really do suck (no offence to the beaver loving people out there).

[octavius13]

No offense taken; I love the beaver.

[JakJak141]

0:53 is the funniest part! lol

[LegoPerson1000]

@SnorklinWithCudas

i bet he's funnier than you and richer

[TasteOfGreen]

@SnorklinWithCudas You are a faggot, your cartoons.. Oh wait! You don't have any!

[downtherabbithole15]

I'd like to hear the one about the chubby homosexual because then I'd understand why my uncle is the way he is...

[Treblaine]

But vagina's aren't assholes?

Though as Team America says: a pussy is only a few inches away from an asshole, and so is a dick... yet a pussy cannot fuck an asshole...

Truly a conundrum, like rock, paper scissors... except the penis always wins.

[Manup1213]

deal with it broham lol

[MichaelForay]

beaver = vagina!

[Lollipop708]

lololol

[ashleyrevolution]

hahahahahahahahahahaahahaahahh­hahaahhahahahahahahahahahahaha­hah!!!!

[JaysonSR]

That sounded like something a little kid would come up with. Why do people think this stuff is so funny?

[kirbyd123]

@JaysonSR

because we are far to intelligent, so a little ptty humour goes a long way.

go to practice your math you dumby.

[nosam90]

When you said "because we are far to intelligent", it should have been "Because we are far too intelligent" The 'b' should have been a 'B', and the 'to' should have been 'too'. Just so you know not to make that mistake again.

[joeyburchell69]

that means vagina YEAHHHH!!!

[10thAngel]

haha yeah <3

[TremcladClock]

This is stupid.

[zoeandron]

that is the meaning of that origin! lol! cacant wait for the bear 1!

[synanimax]

Beaver means VAGINA..!! Yeaa...Love this video..

[legoclone743]

he used something very simular on family guy god can he make some new things

[Divigen]

not funny

[Kidanis]

dont watch it then foo

[Divigen]

@Kidanis

How else would I have known whether it was funny or not?

Idiot.

[NewDarkAges13]

the guy in the end reminds me of buzz killington

[aglewi41]

what a complete dick.

[Azeroth563]

Don't get me wrong I thought it was funny too, but The Departed is WAY better than Rush Hour 3.

[SoilentGr33n]

"Now I gotta rub my nuts all over your house biatch"

God that's great quote

[Obsidian182]

To refer to a woman's genitalia as a beaver just sounds wrong and frankly weird. You should never call a woman's vagina a beaver. Instead, refer to them as "pussies" like god intended. ;)

[perpiotrredman]

I though the god God spoke arameic?

(Arameian? Armeic? Amharic?)

[Kmatthew08]

nothing better than a wet beaver. :)

[spaghettiisFOB]

Oh....thats where beaver came from...

[LEGOALEX97]

@queen if ur American ur in a christian country, the bible has hundreds of true facts. Deal with it, bitch

[Roushfan5]

@LEGOALEX97 You are full of shit:

#1 The United States was NEVER founded on Christian morals. In fact it is written by the founding fathers that the church and state out to be completely separate

#2 If you are referring to the fact that the majority of people believe in god then you are still wrong that the bible has hundreds of facts. The majority doesn't make it fucking fact. The Majority of Americans voted Gore in office in 2000. To date Gore never has severed one term in the oval office.

[Vyrnarcu]

Ahahaha.. Ahaha..

Ahh..

Your first point is cute and naive. I want to keep you.

[Roushfan5]

And you are so naive I want to shoot you and put you out of you're misery from being fucked up the ass by the church.

[srp3]

And of course that's not bigoted.

So a horse walks into a bar...

[LucifersAngelFeather]

like what? tell me your houndreds of true facts (or atleast some of them)

[CrowServo3000]

i find calling america a christian country funny because aside from the vast amounts of other religions within its borders, the founding fathers themselves wanted religion to be away from dictating what the laws should be, most of them were actually against religious influence, you should look up some quotes by them regarding religion, i think you'll find it quite interesting

[Queen0fDaW0rld]

i will deal with it thank you! :D

[FreeThought10]

Facts have no place on organized religions.

[meowth900]

silly beaver :)

[nosam90]

...tricks are for kids.

[tiitaic]

@nosam90

silly rabbit

[nosam90]

Trix*

[ghidorah5464]

someone should rly shoot that beaver

[Mattbrain]

@ghidorah5464 Amen to that!

[LoisMustDie000]

You guys realise this 'xervans' person is just trying to get attention, probably something he doesn't get enough of at home or in his life, so he seeks it in the only way he can - by saying the exact thing everyone will react to.

Don't talk or reply to him and his psychological distort will become worse before it becomes better, unless he learns the way of the nice people ;)

[kibakid1]

lol

[ABCDEFGHIJKLMN01231]

Chris tucker fucking cracks my shit upppp

lmao

[sample32]

perverted

[xdeersx]

he couldn't say, cunt??

[elGrrreat1]

"beaver means vagina" haha!!!

[gijzer35]

WTF?

This doesn't even make sence!

This one is really suckish

[Arsjonisteman]

you dont have humor or you are to young to understand this either way this is funny!

[SportsCarManiac]

when I see a beaver ill call it a vagina

cause from now on beaver means vagina

[fliesh]

Beavers don't live in the dam. They build a seperate lodge. Now roll up.

[PaulTheuns]

@fliesh

lol!! who tought they lived in the dam? xD

[xXxmendingheartxXx]

wait so im a girl and if im having phone sex do i say "beaver" or "Vagina" cause im like, really confused...... lol jk :P

[pieston05]

u say anything u like love

[pinonoir302]

learning is fun..., thanks mr Mcfarlane's!

[Lazyhero14]

LOL DID I DID U A FAVOR LMFAO

[reaper45693]

AWESOME!!!

[MisterBankz]

Deal with it Broham ! lmaoo

[Cococrash11]

I don't get what beaver vagina means? But its pretty fuuny.

[Negimaniac]

Actually, beaver is a euphemism for vagina.

[Negimaniac]

From the dictionary:

the substitution of a mild, indirect, or vague expression for one thought to be offensive, harsh, or blunt.

[icanmyshoetie]

@Cococrash11 Lawls.. think about it

[jtl0123]

@MrLeahmcburrowsn r u gay? or a girl

[acbrown5]

I wish this were on TV..shits fuckin hilarious!! I must blaze n watch this..the show is funny as is ..but I want to eat..laugh hard and pass the fuck out! American life..the only way to live..lol

[BAzZmaster]

@acbrown5 stupid? american way? it's the united way of every stoner round the world

Peace

[brandonbaker1000]

@MrLeahmcburrowsn um... im nice, im a lil shy tho.....

[Runny452]

lol. I wanna see the bear video now!

[LoisMustDie000]

BEAVERS.

ASSHOLES OF THE FOREST.

[d2thh725]

that is one hot beaver

[cherrysoda72]

HA!

[Pixle892]

bears can never get beavers.

[Selinja]

Now this explains a lot... ^^

[phormacek]

omfg....roflmao

[DragonBreath7575]

how much more true could this get

[4lukerr]

craks my shit up!!!

[mytube599]

lmao

[garymakin01]

LOL.

[EcoDimension]

i wonder what is the origin of that term.

[gamertooth17]

lol if beaver means vagina then women have beavers! :P

[videohead]

...no shit...