sweet zombie jesus

[SirDude456]

I remember when they used to censor "jesus" on fox

[undertaker49999]

I think it's sweet zombie cheese like Electric0eye said, not sweet zombie jesus :P

[95monitor]

Sorry Futurama but i worship vampire jesus.

[Ektherion00]

You don't eat the body of zombie Christ, zombie Christ eats YOUR flesh.

[MaggotF0rLife]

They censored "Jesus" out when this was on Adult Swim. I always wondered what he said, and then I was like, "Why the fuck would they censore that?

[Electric0eye]

Sweet Zombie Cheese!

[nucularwastelandsss]

what's with the dislikes?

[SJSCHailOdin]

I am doing a Futurama Marathon!!!

[787brx8]

@SJSCHailOdin Bender: Are you done yet?

[TheZacula]

...Isn't that just regular Jesus?

[lilsingingsensation]

Apocalypse reaction

[MrSimonono]

Sweet Zombie Jizz, in a Cockney accent

[eclips3000]

Sounds more like: Sweet Zombie Cheese.

[DarkMagus1985]

This got the conservatives in an uproar! one of the reasons why they originally canceled Futurama after conservatives freaked out!

[ianalexander92]

I can't remember which channel this was but on it the professor saying "Jesus" was censored for some reason.

[GlamEye]

Wait isn't the professor a satanist?

[runtripfall54]

I still prefer Jesus tap-dancing Christ, but this is a close second.

[andriuchaMetal]

Sweet cheesus

[WalkthroughsMadeEasy]

Sweet zombie cheese.

[megapichu123]

sweet zombie cheese

[Bartman954]

Dad, you killed the zombie Jesus!

He was a zombie?

[MegaRandomguy17]

Mmmmm, zombie cheese.....

[QuilavaKing]

Sweet zombie cheese. lol

[ManintheArmor]

It's official. Jesus is a zombie.

[SuperGeniusLife]

Some of most Christians are atheist.Very few are not.

On the prophet slander that you will pay for it.

[ivlfounder]

@SuperGeniusLife

"Some of most Christians are atheist."

ESL?

[05anonymous50]

@SuperGeniusLife :facepalm:

[Pharphain]

@SuperGeniusLife Most Christians are Atheist.

Your argument is invalid.

[videocritic2463]

Sweet Zombie Cheeze.

[Putt3s]

Sweet zombie cheese!



[linkthemain]

Sweet zombie cheese.

[HALOvsSephiroth]

Told you guys Jesus was a zombie but nooooo you said he was alive now what

[MarioChrisFolk]

wtf

[DeetleBear]

SWEET ZOMBIE JEEZ

[Crelus26]

SWEET ZOMBIE CHEESE

[quentin98765]

you misspelled sweet zombie jesu-

[Richi168]

Y U NO SECOND 2

[h92o]

LOL clipping (a clip) that is a five yard penalty move back five feet or forfeit the game.

[XAkazonaeX]

Did Farns say candlejack cause he cut off mi

[ByakuganAce]

At least this isn't like the Sopranos where it cuts out in mid se-

[Yamsofdoom]

This only proves that YouTube is nothing but a big old sack of

[IAINoodle]

sweet zombie jizz!!

[DestructoMonkey]

Sweet zombie cheese!

[zackyzackyzacky1]

sweet zombie cheese

[ElGHTYNINEENT]

If you are looking for a version of this with no cut off at the end: watch?v=mzNi4OWqNOA thumb up so everyone can see

[uruglytoo]

@ElGHTYNINEENT stop trying to promote your own videos

[ElGHTYNINEENT]

@uruglytoo 1. ppl, like you, complain when they look up a clip and find out its not to their satisfactory level. So I'm giving them a chance to get that, because have you seen a full version of this clip anywhere else? No? I thought so. 2. Mind your own business and dont tell others what to do with their videos. When you start making them, then you can talk.

[inouyejulio]

sweet zombie jizz? im not into that kinda of porn

[TheGeneralAnonymous]

Sweet zombie Jeezy.

[hodgepodgebuhgodge]

* cough,cough* the money's in the

[jim9999999]

I used get cut off mid quote, then I took an arrow to the knee

[2013doom]

who the hell will dislike this ?

[jakubiszyn96]

"sweet zombie cheese."

[SonicobbsessedR2]

gaah sweet zombie gee

[ninetailedguardian]

I always say this when someone freaks me out lmao

[videocritic2463]

Sweet Zombie Cheeze!

[MrTJStewart]

Sweet Zombie Juices!!

[MrTJStewart]

Sweet Zombie Jucies!!!

[CoFGames]

"God rest her zombie bones"

[Zalastor2500]

sweet zomnbie jizz

[PunchSydeironReviews]

@Zalastor2500 I was thinking the same thing! :D

[Eternityglacier]

sweet zombie gee.

[MumblingMickey]

excellent.... I clearly missed that episode...cos I know I wudda spluttered at that point!

[ImACreeperSSSSSS]

Sweet Zombie Jeez.

[Ashozen]

Sweet some bitches.

[Ledwix]

sweet zom b*tches.

[Supersouthparkdude]

good new everyone sweet zombie cheese

[iClubbabyseals1]

It's a Colossal Mouth Bass!

[CynicalVision]

I sure do love it when people copy the top rated comment. >.>

[Okamifanj]

It's not his fault the video isn't complete. All vids now skip a second

[LobsterPotsticker]

@Okamifanj false.

[chankheo]

sweet zombie cheez its

[vide0mak3r3d]

Sweet zombie cheese



[twistedmetalero]

sweet zombie jizz

[Gamerboy385]

sweet zombie cheese.

[NeoBalkanacMan]

sweet zombie jizz?

[Sekiath]

I went as sweet zombie jesus for halloween. Thank you, futurama.

[homsar206]

sweet zombie candle ja

[facebuster101]

62 dislikes? IF YOU NEED ME I'LL BE IN THE ANGRY DOME!

[SkopioXV2]

"Sweet zombie jizz"

[Riggedmuffin]

Sweet zombie jeetz!

[NFSl0]

Sweet Zombie Jes ... >:*

[TheRoyalAquamaster]

How is the clip holding up? To shreds you say.

[ThrashTillYouCrash]

@TheRoyalAquamaster Best comment ever.

[greatknife]

@TheRoyalAquamaster i almost died of laughter from that comment

[Sunnyman909]

Sweet zombie Jizz... 

[luigibarqs]

I hate it when sentences are cut off before they are

[loverzbear]

JESUS!!! lol

[ElBarto3131]

Why is that all videos of Futurama quotes cut off.

[rabidcowcat65]

@ElBarto3131 Youtube doesn't like short clips, and often cuts off the ends or sometimes the beginning of them.

[Not5id]

Don't you hate it when videos cut off before they're

[taylorover9000]

@Not5id

Fin- ummmmmm.... ished?

[Fenexs]

@Not5id Ya dont, isn't that just the wor--

[kiyotewolf]

sweet zombie je

[shadowhexogram]

Was it just me or was Jesus censored until maybe a year or so ago?

[Nomis095]

sweet zombie jizz!

[OblivionKeyblade72]

well its true. Jesus did come back from the dead

[AxelisaHERO]

Wow I need to wake up before I type. >.>

[doomstothfilms]

@AxelisaHERO yes u do...

[AxelisaHERO]

They ARE scientifically driven, listen to the commentary on the first Futurama movie, that much is certain. The idea of of a person who is person of science is an atheist isn't far fetched.

[mrbigshoworelse]

whatd they do, catch osama bin laden on their fishing line?

[ultraking312]

on tv they cut out jesus who intheir right mind censors jesus O_O fucking athiests >.>

[xCpTsPaRkLZx]

@ultraking312 Actually, the crowd that wouldn't be comfortable with hearing "Jesus" used in that context would be the religious groups, not the atheists.

[ihatealderney]

@ultraking312 You do know that the majority of the creators of this show are atheist right?

[ultraking312]

@ihatealderney whatever...

[Ektherion00]

That is the only true Jesus!

[islagkage15963]

and that sir is why you put a few more seconds on videos like this. or a so called "cut-off prevention"

[1ATARU1]

Im watching this episode right now

[Niveous23]

25 people have been bitten by the zombie jesus.

[XenophonZolatta]

@Niveous23 i hate you. anyone who says a generic top comment attempt is what i like to call, a fucking fag machine

[Niveous23]

@XenophonZolatta my bad, 27* forgot to include the two people who care enough about youtube comments to bitch about em'. ^.^

[50033836]

SWEET ZOMBIE CHEESE

[OmfgItsHenu]

@50033836 yes, that is exactly what the top rated comment from 4 months ago said.

but thank you for repeating it, im sure people might have missed it, since its on the top of the page.

[50033836]

@OmfgItsHenu Weird. I'm sure that wasn't there when I posted this last night...

[T16Akatsuki]

oh no he mentioned jesus in the video. quick lets all start an argument about religion and evolution!!!

[greenpeacemyass]

Cut short.

[MrBeezerWeezer]

Keep pressin' 5..... JUST DO IT

[R0ckG1r7]

Upload this with Jesus, please.

[2TJW]

press 2, 4, and 6 are sweet zombies!

[BrainCandy11]

moron can't even upload a video correctly

[RicardoManuel16]

Sweet Zombie Jizza?

[BlueKyuubi63]

Sweet Zombie Jizz

[NightShade1218]

Sweet Zombie Cheez-its!

[ducksoup2007]

lol

[ekinothedragon]

i JUST watched this episode XD

[JinRenegade]

Sweet zombie jeez.

[TGSuineg]

Sweet zombie cheese.

[TheMrCFH]

Was it a second coming or a second rising?

[Fermentarium]

I think it's because Comedy Central cut "Jesus" from the TV version. Apparently referring to Jesus as a zombie offended someone.

[Kakerot4141]

@Fermentarium F them then, zombie is a perfect description of what Jesus is. think about it, first he was alive, then he died, then he came back, but its some weird sort of half alive/half dead status. there's even cannibalism involved because eucharist is considered to symbolically represent his flesh.

I dare any christian to refute how an undead cannibal is NOT a zombie. and don't just say that its all symbolic. F that, we're expected to accept it as such, so it IS as such.

[shadowhexogram]

@Fermentarium Yes. the Zombies were very offended. Mortified even.

[DeadbeatShadows]

Happy Zombie Jesus Day, guys.

[MasteroChieftan]

@DeadbeatShadows no shit that's why I came here too lol

[andybobsmith1]

it is an incomplete sample. epic fail

[GeneralCane]

Sweet zombie cheese.

[808Clutch]

@GeneralCane XD

[demoman1500]

XD favorite quote