The One Kind of Porn You Can't Find Online

[GulommiRSi]

1 guy 1 screwdriver is pretty close

[silifys]

go to x hamster and type sick dick trick

[moleman40000]

@silifys i pretty sure i dont want to

[wagar100]

if you can't take a piss something amiss! if you can't get no urine there's bullshit a stirring

[hgnisnamaa]

kidsinsandbox



[charliebrown2417]

Ive seen it....



[sixstringalchemist]

Jake and amir...lol

[AngryKittehPoo]

I was humming this in church today.....If only they knew

[KyleBJobey]

@AngryKittehPoo No, you wasnt.

[TheGreyMartin]

More funny than the docking stuff is that this song shows how senseless the so called "bad words" are.. only d*bleep*k is bleeped out *lol*

[uniquekeanu]

Look up kids in a sandbox and it's the next thing to it, a dildo in a dick :p

[Caleb12top]

@uniquekeanu I showed a friend that and he started to cry for 2 hours.

[Spoif]

It exists.

[92Shinigami92]

@gota115 Oh they're not apples, look up lemonparty and then you'll understand.

[mesopsychlone]

If your gonna have two girls and one cup, just have one.

If your gonna have two girls and one cup, just have one.

[eukillmiguel]

dick in a dick

DICKCEPTION

[atadsatirical]

@eukillmiguel wrong, dickception would be if a dick1 went into dick2 and 'put something' into that dick and left without the dick2 knowing it happened. Like in inception how puting an idea into someones mind was inception rather than going into two dreams, which is a common misconception.

[eukillmiguel]

@atadsatirical dafuq you talking 'bout?

[fleezhimbab]

NEED. AS. RINGTONE.

[gota115]

What's with the apples? o. o

[Xenavreth]

Meatspin. period.

[TheRealSpellstar]

i've seen it

[barrigabarrilete]

ask to the GLASS ASS production

[DJuron96]

ahaah i love it, amir is laughing his ass off, while jake is puking, than amir forces jake to watch xD

[poorscoobydoo]

LMAO nice lemon party reference...

[chelseamuse72]

i love how amir was forcing jake to watch it...a very strong sign, i think

[senshi85]

lol i still laugh at the meat spin refrence

[galapin26]

is he gay?

[senshi85]

the real thing that cant be found is gay midget porn. Everyone I talk to has yet to find it.

[hellshot8]

@senshi85 i could find that in like..20 seconds. not that hard

[senshi85]

@hellshot8 prove it

[madcow88]

i have seen that

[jdtrim2]

I'm not sure if i can finish my cereal...

[FRiGiDxFlow]

is it weird that i have seen most of these videos..

[FRiGiDxFlow]

is it weird that i have seen most of these..

[Merc261]

Rule 34, everything.

[akisgay94]

the three old guys was not cool

no1 should know about that

[chetoui22]

2:18 The girl on the right is so hot!

[poonjabgerm]

Jake & Amir @ 1:42

[OmgItsAnett]

I wonder how many docking videos college humor recieved after making this video

[narusasuandgaahina]

Japan will probably do this.

[hatesunlight]

@narusasuandgaahina they'd fit anyway..

[topmonkeyboy1]

I just realized... What the hell is everyone doing watching porn at work?

[TheMomoxmox]

So if I understood correctly, he wants to see someone put his penis into another penis?

Ask a gay couple.

[driftkidd94]

thumbs up if you get the reference (and regret knowing it) at 1:22 *puts gun to head*

[MrBadassAssin]

@driftkidd94 wait whats the reference?

[lolpocalypse]

@MrBadassAssin

lemon party, buncha old asians having an orgy... all male I think.

[diekonshmofin]

press 4 and 6 rapidly

[nerdra1]

@sorryranga1

how do u know?

8==><==8

[sorryranga1]

@nerdra1 I watched this months ago and immediately embarked on a noble quest.

[sorryranga1]

This exists, its called "Cock Docking"

[FoxPaul1]

@sorryranga1 *facepalm*



[TakBonez]

press 9 repeatedly fer cakes

[Duskson]

@TakBonez 6 permanent will be my new wallpaper..

[Paralititan]

If hyena's can do it why not us?

[TheVidNerd]

I LOVE AMIR LAUGHING AT IT!

[GtheJAR]

actually I've seen it! ;O

[SuperKawaiKitty]

i don't really think this is possible.... besides that, ewwww

[theShadowviking]

Sounding

[darthvenom30567]

wow i have not seen any of this kind of porn yet but the song already made me feel a little bit sick inside soo yeah i really do want to know

[jojoisownage]

I think 2 kids in a sandbox comes pretty close to this

[marcepon]

im sure collegehumor got very obscure emails when they released this.......

[robenglish123]

Is it weird that i wanted a hot dog after watching this..

[hellshot8]

Totally real, called docking

[sauenkalle]

@hellshot8 How... How did you know that?

[FoxPaul1]

@hellshot8 Docking is putting a dick in someones foreskin, not actually penetrating the penis.

[sorryranga1]

@FoxPaul1 By jove, he is correct. *resumes her quest for the 'holy grail'* :D

[HappyWulf]

@hellshot8 Truth.

[nosamnosam123]

@hellshot8 No, docking is anal sex. Dry docking is anal sex with out any sort of lube. Not even close.

[hellshot8]

@nosamnosam123 so so wrong

[FoxPaul1]

@nosamnosam123 Docking is not anal sex.

[spotlightman1234]

@hellshot8 I wish you hadn't ruined that word for me...

[RockGod614]

@hellshot8 docking and a dick going inside another dick are two completely different things. both are sick and should never be seen by anyone whether they're gay or straight

[someranclomguy]

@hellshot8 No, he means all the way in.

[Miirage18]

@hellshot8 Docking is when a penis is inserted underneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised man's penis and the two are rubbed together.

I believe he's saying a penis actually inside another man's penis hole. Just saying.

[magixtwister]

@hellshot8 you god damn bastard

now i have to google that. D:!!!

[magixtwister]

@hellshot8 OASEF JASB FGASBG

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *vomit* KASJDFK AJSBDF

[ElBarto3131]

@hellshot8

No, that's when one dick goes underneath another dicks foreskin. The video is talking about literately fucking the urethral hole. :s

[TheAusman101]

it's gonna be hard not to sing this in school

[Lachlan2Flarer]

Yeah, why would anyone google that.....

[Aarbun]

I FOUND IT ! ! !

FINALLY!!!

[burningtaco1]

Docking!

[viper01gts]

@1234manpanda

Google tub girl....

[TesDB]

@viper01gts wow i feel so dumb i should have known it was something really nasty but i googled it and wow thats like beyond nasty

[ZeGamerGuys]

Rule 34



[zelda1russell]

@ZeGamerGuys rule 35 if no availability.

[Gman288]

@1234manpanda

Search tubgirl

[pinkbirdsfly]

he should just search: "Docking"

[kademan13]

does anybody want a link? i have one... it thought it was pretty hot

[ninchia]

what abour a dildo in a dick? two kids in a sandbox

[17bread]

albino.. never seen that

[mrjp00012]

Rule 34, does not apply.

[XxDJATOWNxX]

wtf two girls one cup eww

[Farkwun]

SO GUESS WHO'S LYING

search 'uncircumcised penis' in google images with safe search off, and right there, on the third row...

BOOM.

DICK IN THE DICK.

[beepit95]

@Farkwun HOLY SHIT HE'S RIGHT

[sopothetocho]

Albino porn its the holy grail of porn.

[habudabuda]

I call rule 34 of the Internet

[Blindeyeseesfar]

It prolly doesn't count, but Anime-Porn has done it

[esdorin]

Two words: Rule 34

[MsAmandaTan]

amir is actually laughin,. XDDDD

[ninjamoose42]

...is it bad that i've actually seen this?

[Protectorett]

It exists. I'm about 90% sure it exists. I'm also about 90% sure that you can find it on 4Chan.

[N7Crazy]

Some of my friends played this song in the kindergarden, as a joke. Several of the children where singing parts of the song later! XD

[DJLennoxism]

Sick Weird Omg Lol Lame Ew Nice! Trash Illegal Protect me. We all enjoy capital letters, and putting our mind to rest.

[doubleB745]

2 kids one sandbox but get a guy to do it with the real thing? FOUND IT! xD



[strkiller86]

What's the video at 1:17??

[DJLennoxism]

@strkiller86 i assume you are talking about lemon party? otherwise the one just before is meatspin

[Paralititan]

hyenas can do it!!!!!

[shontaia07]

sincityfire were is it

[file0save0studios]

Yo dawg, we heard you like dick

[RuckaRuckasNucka]

press 1 fast enough he says semen

[sincityfire]

FOUND IT!!!

[jaktuu]

DAMMIT HOW MANY TIMES WILL I HAVE TO SAY 2 KIDS IN A SANDBOX, 2 KIDS in a god forsaken SANDBOX! 

[Prometheus722]

rule 34

[RuckaRuckasNucka]

Why is dick censored but penis isnt?

[Dragunov8808]

4chan /b/, your duty has been laid out in front of you...

[iyoshidrummer]

well, 2 kids 1 sandbox is a dildo in a dick...

[Ghostsofascalon]

@iyoshidrummer Doesn't count, we must find the dick fucking the dick.

[maikal22]

that was disgusting and yet can only be rated 5 stars.

[bonesfan10]

can someone explain the lemon ting xx

[bobb123678]

@bonesfan10 that would be a reference to Lemonparty (org). Basicly really old naked guys blowing each other.

[bonesfan10]

lol kids in a sandbox duuh x

[fediieddy]

.... kids in the sand box is a dik into dik ;P

[jacklagriffe]

Some things are better left unfound.

[fylozofem]

Well I’ve seen bitches making love on a pile of logs.

Dog with a boner stuck inside another dog.

Ive seen a one legged dude drink another dudes pee,

Burnt into my retinas to haunt me.

I've seen a lady and a horse getting dirty over there.

And here’s them having sex atop a dead bear.

If you can dream it you can find it on the internet.

Only one thing left that I haven’t found yet.

And if somebody finds it better send it to me quick.

It’s the last frontier of porn, dick in the dick.

[fylozofem]

I’m talking one dude’s dick going into another’s.

Don’t care if they were strangers or in fact if they were brothers.

I aint some kind of homo hell im curious at best.

But a dick inside a dick would put my porno search to rest.

[fylozofem]

I've seen a greased up tranny eating ice cream on the can.

And a feller dressed like a monster sucking off a man.

Ive seen a drawing of an octopus Knock a girl up.

And a pair of best friends pooping in a cup.

Is it wrong for me to find my Eldora do.

I know its out there somewhere im a find it hell I gotta.

And I know when I see it boy its gonna make me sick.

But I cant help wondering ‘bout dick in the dick.

[fylozofem]

I'm talking one dudes dick with an overriding goal.

That’s to try and get inside a dick hole.

Its not about arousal just curiosity.

Just wanna see a weewee inside a peepee.

Its been a couple of years and ive seen a lot of trash.

[fylozofem]

Like spiders in vaginas and a worm inside an ass.

One last kind of porn and ill call this search a wrap.

It’s the elusive Wang arrangement called the Chinese penis trap.

I gotta find that wiener connection whatever it takes.

I’m not impressed by lemon parties farting on cakes.

It’s the only thing left that’ll truly make me sick.

The internets holy grail dick in the dick.

[godxofxdeath1]

2 guys one sand box look at this an not go AAAAAAGGGGGGGgHHHHHHhHhH

[jettrooper3rd]

How did they even come up with the idea for this vid?

[kasocool2812]

rule 34 lol

[Unclesamslair]

I've actually seen the video of the couple having sex on top of a dead bear

[poptya]

@Unclesamslair SHAKE THAT BEAR

[DaivdPrychur]

This comment will get a random thumbs up. Just.....watch....

[llamasorus]

@DaivdPrychur pathetic. no one's thumbed up

[DaivdPrychur]

@llamasorus your point being?

[llamasorus]

@DaivdPrychur my point being that people arn't going to stand for this gay begging of thumbs up.

[JORDANBAUMER]

two kids in a sandbox is a girl shoving a dildo up a guys dick :S

[rscricca]

what the hell is up with the old men dressed up as fruit

[Technic999]

@rscricca Look up lemon party on google.

[DistinctlyRandom]

rule 34, no exceptions

[EskimoesOnIce]

Heh. Literal meatspin.

[NobilityHunter34]

Someone direct this guy to /b/

[BobbySoxers]

Ladies and gentlemen, it has been made....

Please don't click the link....

Go to '' e621 (dot) com ''

And paste '' /post/show/108338/ ''

behind it.

May god help us all....

[rscricca]

@BobbySoxers nooo way... im not clicking on it, is it real or not

[BobbySoxers]

@rscricca

Check for yourself dude..... C' mon ! you know you want it....

[NlkOlVy]

2 girls.. one fat guy

[dRevan64]

Ima go search now.

[atmatheprophet]

I love the reactions

[JackalBuF]

Uhh, there is such a thing. As Mrruff23 said, it's called "docking". Not the most bizzare out there, but ok.

[SchlagzeileBand]

Thumbs up if you've basically seen every video mentioned

[Zuerill]

@SchlagzeileBand i fortunately haven't ( all )=

[karnnameless]

isn't there '2 kids in a sandbox'??

kinda the next best thing, a fake dick in a dick.

have fun:D

[soshi16]

Lemon Party!

~Shudders~

[jaktuu]

search for "2 kids in a sandbox actual video"

holy grail found under a technicality

[CrawPax]

@jaktuu

OH YEAH!!!

[MrCameronjohns]

was that Andy samberg at 0:45

[Robertdosje]

.... Rule 34!

[motboy8]

1.39 Micheal Swaim from Cracked. Two epic things combined.

[pwnzor6]

Why cant i Rule 34# this?

[imtherooster713]

Two girls one cup, Tubgirl

[TakashiMinamori]

Seen it

Regret it

[casdebom2]

I guess a lap dance is better when the stripper is crying.

[halfpipe210]

@casdebom2 bloodhound gang :) i love these guys.

[berpederpederpe]

Found it in under 10 seconds, I am the master of the internet.

[bulletproofKevlar]

@berpederpederpe you didnt? did ya?

which one is gayer, big dick eat