The dialog between agent g, Washington and Clement is priceless, it's as if Quentin Tarantino wrote it!
"I need to piss....my dick is on fire!....I've been on the road slushing left and right with a bladder full of hot steaming piss....ah shit! You made me piss myself, suppose I was meeting someone today, and they will think I'm the type of person that....pisses himself"
hardest level of the game
steveronie 3 months ago
That warden is the greasiest guy I've ever seen.
foof811 7 months ago
3:21 or maybe u should grow sum balls rofl
jockeykiller12345 9 months ago
well the black guys attitude is the same as any other in real life
TeamRushTR 1 year ago
You would think the guard would be armed as well, so how on earth can he be defined "civilian" :p
RandomID222 1 year ago
1:05 LMFAO
CloudmoonXX 1 year ago
4:25 GOoooOooOREGAAAAAAASL AM AR AM AR AM !!!!
Epic
OIOKiteOIO 1 year ago
the previous hotd are horrible english dubs.
i wanna hear horrible japanese dubs for this game :D
tomimn2233 1 year ago
is it just me or does the warden look like a croc?
zeromaster212 1 year ago
1:23 that shit is GOLDEN...
im predicting a reply saying "thats not shit, thats piss!", so to save that guy the effort, this would be my answer: NO FUCKIN SHIT SHERLOCK!
mewtwomistery 1 year ago
is this agent G from the original "clean " the house of the dead guy from 1 and 3 ?
924252chongsir 1 year ago
My dick's on fire..! I need to piss..! x'D
XxWeCryMercyxX 1 year ago 3
maybe we should wait for backup...
OR MAYBE YOU SHOULD GROW SOME BALLS.
XP
boondockschop30 1 year ago
The dialog between agent g, Washington and Clement is priceless, it's as if Quentin Tarantino wrote it!
"I need to piss....my dick is on fire!....I've been on the road slushing left and right with a bladder full of hot steaming piss....ah shit! You made me piss myself, suppose I was meeting someone today, and they will think I'm the type of person that....pisses himself"
JCVDFan1 1 year ago 4
@JCVDFan1 Imagine it in Christopher Walken's voice. (They totally should've based the warden around him.)
CrimsonDeluxe 1 year ago
GOOOREGASM with an American flag!!!!! priceless!!
NightDragonOfShadows 1 year ago
ha he pissed him self LOL!
TheDingo051 2 years ago
G was going to shake hands with clement right after he just took a piss right in front of them without washing his hands
kidsonic96 2 years ago 6
lol The police and prisioners decided to join forces to beat the shit out of anyone in their way XD
4:44 "They ain't paying me enough to deal with this."
weWillnot 2 years ago
At an alarming rate...
Seems i'm going to enjoy these next parts...
Pretty much...
Magmus456 2 years ago
Ok... freaking guy
Magmus456 2 years ago
That freaky guy sounds too sarcastic when he talks... funny.
DarkUnknown48 2 years ago
You got Goregasm again?! XD
HapitokP 2 years ago
1:25 lol is that smoke from the piss?!
G33KN3rd 2 years ago
I love how the creepy dude talks about first impressions when he said "You two smell like shit" as soon as he hears them xD
G33KN3rd 2 years ago
wat da fuck? y da hell do he need 2 talk about his dick bein on fire? lol XD
watermagegurl627 2 years ago 3
...how could they not notice his freakish face?
Heavenlyjupiter 2 years ago
do you reccomend this game?
you have to move your character or he moves alone like house of dead 2 & 3?
talking about that, this game is funnier than house of dead 2 & 3?
zelink304 2 years ago
yea u shuld get it
skaterz500 2 years ago
Its my favourite chapter in the whole game!
Spur84films 2 years ago
hey,wat gun r u using ?
darkhedgehog45678 2 years ago
it was a shotgun
pur3gre3k254 2 years ago
He's using a Shotgun
Spur84films 2 years ago
this dialogue is way more hilarious than the past horrible dubbing of the HOTD 2
journeymanX 2 years ago 22
man, the dialogue is awsome
myownservant 2 years ago 25
more games like that
rusamene 2 years ago 6
My DiCks On FiRE LoL
iPLaYBoYzZ 2 years ago 8
gorgasm! thats as far as it goes eh?
Griffo619 2 years ago 6
MY DICKS ON FIRE!! wooo XD that's my favorite line in the whole game :D
JasmineXiao 2 years ago 8
I don't even know what I would do if someone peed in front of me like that. D= This game's like Resident Evil crossed with San Andreas. lmao
MokonaSoccerPlayer22 2 years ago
Lol, you're 100% right. But of course, you need to add some GTA elements in this game.
s055623 2 years ago 11
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this game should be rated Ao
nurnait35 2 years ago
If there one thing I hate more than mutants, it's a smart mutant. some of the Guard mutants are using riot sheilds.
LunaHeartnet 2 years ago
"maybe we should wait for backup"
" or maybe u should grow some balls!"
brandonhliu 2 years ago 12
lol dude u crack me up with what u just said.
MetalGearSolidFan5 2 years ago
nah i just listen to the funny things they say in the game
brandonhliu 2 years ago
" we're looking for someone.For a couple of people. A man and a woman"
"riding a motorcycle?"
"how the fuck u know that?"
"well, there's a motorcycle dumped right over there" *smacks himself on head*
brandonhliu 2 years ago
this game is so entertaining. the dialogue is the best i have heard in a game
duweyjoe 2 years ago
mudafucka! hahaha
shinguel 2 years ago
Only if all games had such high quality dialogue like in this one...
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