How to cross the International Border in 25 seconds or less

[isidro19890]

the point is that when you go to the us, they speak you like it goes, no spanish, no help, here we got to learn to speak english to help you. and the other point is, if you come to tijuana and dont get into any trouble with the wrong guys then you aint going to get kidnapped, i been living here all my life.

[abel22lopez]

is that san diego?

[davlor86]

@abel22lopez yes it is, well almost

[mikeeshaq]

We need to guard the border just like the old East Germany [DDR] German Democratic Republic] guarded theirs!

[TemeculaValleyLapse]

Yep I've seen that. It's still like that, they haven't fixed that part of the fence. Plus, people can just go out into the water and swim around it. Very loose patrol there, especially at night.

[TheBrownprideMEX]

the way you jump 1 side to another may look harmless & fun but u crushed alot of peopes fait just by doing that so int that case., would of been some funny shit if they hacked ur body into pices :D

[refereeclub]

pendejos los q odian alos mexicanos ya quisiera q se lo dijieran a un narco aver como les buelan la pinche cabesa putos..

[refereeclub]

JRfalke piche pendejo somos 100% mexicanos y orgullosos idiota y recuerdalo x el resto de tu vida cuz we mexicans rule the united states puto and if have something to say reply and ill fuck your ass dow hijo d puta..

[5odsm]

amazing, why put his step in sand.

[MegaGb75]

@JRfalke bitch shut the fuck up u just hating on mexicans cuz they can do stuff that you cant even do hahaa!!!!

[fredcastor1]

hahahahahahahaha 

[guyfroml]

There are plenty of Border Patrol watching 24-7. You can't fart in that area without BP knowing it.

[farooqmm1987]

@guyfroml the "border" is very shabby. if they were serious, they would build a longer, solid border fence.

[califunk2121]

Wow I just read some of these comments...why is there so much hate toward mexicans? I mean come on there's nothing you can do about it, even if you set up rallies or petitions or whatever there won't be much change, there already here and aren't going anywhere and it's pretty obvious why there is so much Hispanic people I mean we are right next to Latin America so it's pretty much a given why there move here.

[califunk2121]

I know where this is and I always wanted to do that there but I always chicken out, I don't wanna be left in Mexico!

[isidro19890]

well i hate people that come from the us to mexico and they dont know spanish, and they always saying LEARN ENGLISH!! and the people that think that theyre going to be kidnapped just for being there...

[200wildmanchris200]

@isidro19890 Goddamn spic!!!

[cbarsonfire]

@isidro19890

So ur point is what exactly?

[saneone310]

california belong to mexico stupid hicks god will be the one who takes it back

[exozet13]

what people do when they have a camera and time to waste. trying to make their boring ass lives a little more interesting... very sad....

[420hih]

What if one day like 600,000 Mexicans just rushed the border all at once?

[TheAlwaysn4ever]

@420hih kinda like the born in east la ending?

[andresruval]

@gregboyds look who's talking.

[wthrilly92]

LMAO that guy on the other side is like wtf is going on?!

[blogger115]

ahh thank god im mexican fuck myou with ass bithces i hope u all go to hell grengos pendehos

[HamsterDon]

I'm so glad we don't have Mexicans in Germany! :)

[jorgesmac]

@HamsterDon im in germany and im mexican dnt trip

[angelica2arguelles]

WELL I HATE PPL FROM HERE CUZ THEY TRING TO ACT ALL KOOL ND SHIT BITCHES YALL AINT SHIT....HAHA....YALL AINT WORTHED BITCHES...

[angelica2arguelles]

WELL I HATE PPL FROM HERE CUZ THEY TRING TO ACT ALL KOOL ND SHIT BITCHES YALL AINT SHIT ND YEA AMERICA SU

[tex1965able]

Well that is funny.

[statedog100]

the man on the other side is walking back wares wtf

[RacinJasonInTexas]

@statedog100 WHAT HELL IS BACK WARES?

[RacinJasonInTexas]

@statedog100 WHAT THE HELL IS "BACK WARES" ?

[skywalkier]

your mom

[alexanderssson]

@JRfalke

Same here, even though I'm not American (Yet :p)

[ralcar007]

Gringos... did u know that you California, and few more states were parts of Mexico.... and Gringos.. you are not any race.... we are latinos... Mexicanos, Puertoriquenos, Cubanos, Dominicanos, etc etc etc

[gelgogg009]

so u think we dont speake english u r so wrong but u have more stupid people in ur country that think that the us is the only country in the world that its divided in states what stupid race u r gringos pendejos

[UlisesZ1986]

@JRfalke

I hate white people who live in this continent and don't know a Native American language and always trying to kick out other Native Americans from their continent. If you don't like us, you should go back to Europe where your ancestors came from.

[arctyler]

so what would happen if mexicans just swam out in the water? and swam around it?

[thebigasskilla]

LOLOLOLOL

[BROKEOFFBIKES]

@JRfalke I hate ignorant 12 year olds who don't appreciate the people who build their houses for 25 cents an hour.

[greenvaepor]

@BROKEOFFBIKES

Delusional BS. Nobody would work for .25 cents an hour. I know plenty of mojados, they get paid the same as you do- they just get it under the table, tax free. Employer reports only half of his workforce, hides his assets to make a profit due to over regulation. Vicious cycle continues.

[deuceonmyface]

@BROKEOFFBIKES im sorry mr beaner

[PkmnYin]

@jrfalke you FAIL to a whole new level, if it werent for the mexicans, you wouldnt buy ANY fruits, vegetables, etc. at ur grocery store cuz no crackers r gonna do those jobs, so until u suffer like them, suck my dick.

[mediaxpuppet]

cameras, motion sensors patrol vehicles. it's not easy to get across the border, not there at least. I guarantee homeboy was being watched the whole time.

[onstageagain]

@mediaxpuppet We get Groped at airports while security search for underwear bombs. But a Mexican fishing boat with 100 illegals can float down our Pacific Ocean & be undetected for over 100 miles into Orange County, Ca Boat docks,while all on board jump out & run in every direction.

Obama presidential campaign was about securing or borders. He's a joke.

How can Obama protect our country from terrorist ,when he can't even secure our own borders?

[tatttttti]

@JRfalke all they come here is to work dumbass!!

[Fucqlove92]

Yes they should fix the problem but Its not their fault. It's the Mexican governments fault. But some stupid ass people can't seem to get that through their tiny little brains. Instead they find it easier to blame illegal immigrants. Personally i think that is pathetic

[Fucqlove92]

@JRfalke Hey its not so much that they want to be here, but more of that they need too work and provide for their families. If the financial situation were better in Mexico.I guarantee you that They wouldn't cross the border. Many Hispanics do prefer to be in Mexico but since there's no money in Mexico... they have no other choice. did u ever stop and think about that??

[Salvadoreml]

@Fucqlove92

Maybe they should fix there stupid problems in mexico dont you think?

Instead of coming over here and making it worse for us in the US?

Because thats all i see happening.

[Baraquiel62]

@JRfalke I'm totally agree man.. and yeah I'm from Mexico City.. and I live here in Mexico.. and yeah many Mexicans should respect the rules from US .. if they go there they the ones who needs to learn at least English and respect people and rules.

[sinistersgrin]

@JRfalke Dude I actually I agree with you there .......

[MrTheBeast]

what a badass

next are you going to eat some mcdonalds?

its probably more dangerous eating a few french fries than crossing that weak ass border

[PkkFreedomFighter2]

xDDDDDDDDD

[Mr11195344]

Se los juro que si yo fuera mexicano ya hubiera conseguido unos cuantos cuates para comenzar a tumbar ese maldito muro de mierda !!! o es que acaso esos gringos piensan que los mexicanos tienen enfermedades o algo ?? el primer culpable de esa mierda es el presidente mexicano que deja que los gringos traten a mexico como una basura !! desgraciados gringos pero pronto les llegara su hora y no esta muy lejos de que eso suceda. Cada dia tienen mas paises en su contra !!!

[carolinaglizarde]

how ugly you are, maybe this is the only way you can get some attention........... poor you fucking bastard

[carlospintomartinez]

i ksi nos pasamos eee

k t importa pz bien nosotros

puro

mexicanos!!!

[zavdogg256]

lol as im from NZ, a bangladeshan kid moved to the city i liv in and went to my primary school and he was going on about how the air here was so much dirtier than the air in bangladesh!!! lol he got his ass whooped after school.....

[alvarezlol]

@JRfalke ok i well when you fucking go back to england BITCH yoo say america rules my ass 

[Skjervheim123]

@alvarezlol way to fall under the category of those who cannot speak english. you're not really disproving any stereotypes there buddy.

[alvarezlol]

@Skjervheim123 stfu whos talking to you asshole

[Weitug]

@JRfalke We have the exact same shit here in Denmark where people come from the middle east and keeps going "fuck denmark sucks, my country rules" crap.. fucking go home already then you uneducated piece of shit.

[SophosVII]

@JRfalke I agree! and I am Mexican... they can not ask for respect until they learn to respect before!

Please let me apologize for their stupidity... I'm already working to fix that.

[SomoshiphopRadio]

@JRfalke America is a Continent u IDIOT ... Learn the Name of your Fucking Country if you are so proud of i in the First Place, Mexicans ARE Americans ...

I Think you mean "when people say The United States"SUCK

[MrDeadlysirius]

Hooray for the collapse of society! Down with democracy! DASIFYDANIA AMERICA!

[TheEurozhongguo]

in fact, those Sates with Spanish names (California, Arizona, Texas, Florida etc) are Mexican and always have been, It is you who can't speak Spanish, JRfalke. You go back to your home country. After all, you Americans are all foreigners, apart from the indigenous people. You are a nation of foreign mongrels with a chimpanzee as President.

[kingrocker44]

Remove free healthcare, free education, food stamps and you will stop the flow of illegal immigrants.

[xmanjr1]

@kingrocker44 we dont need food stamps pinche gringo lazy, we work to get food,

[kingrocker44]

@xmanjr1 Who're you calling a gringo? Pinche Mexicano!

[LordVoldamorr]

America Rules! Fuck you mexican habanaro people! You can all go home where people accually give you resspect!! brown beaners!!!!!!

[xmanjr1]

@LordVoldamorr fuck you all crackers, fat asses go to mcdonalds to eat shit!!!

[xmanjr1]

@LordVoldamorr fuck you all crackers, im sure you're a fat ass, go to mcdonalds to eat shit!!

[heco0007]

i hate retrded americans who fill powerfull not leting people to work and get a better life in their country but i can tell you something theres no a single 100% pure american all are a mixture of chinese african english russian i am french cocksuckers

[hickoryhop]

Frenchman,

Many of the illegal immigrants put strains on our welfare/healthcare system that we funded and maintain through hard work. You clearly don't have a clear understanding of what it means to feel invaded as us Americans. Your ancestors remember what it meant to be invaded; how we, "retrded" Americans, as you put it saved your sovereign nation during WW2. How about a "Thank You" that you aren't speaking German, and referring to your president as your "Fuhrer"

[Desperadosization]

LOL, that is the American government at its best :P

[israelitoooooo89]

ignore them! There are many people in my country not what he says!

I hate all that kind of people who have no respect for other people

[carolinaglizarde]

hagamosnos ciudadanos los que estamos legalmente en este pais ya que esa sera la unica manera de hacernos notar y contar en este pais, solamente de esta manera haremos visibles a nuestros millones de paisanos que lamentablemente para el gobierno de este pais no existen......... viva mexico y al que le arda que se rasque!!!!!!!!!

[LordVoldamorr]

@carolinaglizarde go home

[ok1708]

if its that easy why dont all mexicans cross the border at the beach? and why dont america spend some money on a proper fence..i mean talk about moaning about how they have so many illegall immigrants!! LOOK AT THAT FENCE loool :)

[MiddletownDreamz]

Some land mines in the sandy beach as well as some mines in the water would be put to good use there LOL

[100089295]

@MiddletownDreamz they prob have towers with water cannons

[54m4rV1ll4]

@MiddletownDreamz SINALOA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[davlor86]

@MiddletownDreamz yeah i hope they do that, so this guy who is american would have died in the crossing ;) One american less in the world, YES!

[eenbekijker]

is there in Tijuana?

[onebrandofdemocracy]

He was later arrested.

[79274333]

America cannot afford one border guard at the end of the beach.

[AquaPhoenix2006]

Actually with the four thousand openings in the 1900 mile fence is costing the Federal Government so much that with the Obama Administrations spending, the United States will only be able to maintain it for 2 more decades.

[79274333]

By then he would have given all of Mexico amnesty anyway.

[Knugabug]

That's the fence at the Pacific? No wonder illegals get in. Put up more poles bro.

[sbfk1]

i woulda laughed if there was a mexican guard on the other side and he shot at you

[anexxtecias21]

la vida la vida la vida ke es la vida tratando de entenderla se nos va la propia vida.... what fucking boarder anyway!!! ...look at that fancy fence....is it ALL they can do?

y no olviden: la unica manera de responder a gente ke no sabe es informarlos. combatelos y ya no solo se portaran como el periquito repitiendo lo ke les hayan dicho, no... si los combates, SE LA CREEN! peace

[anexxtecias21]

dont ever abuse of my language again, you are no falcon man, a falcon is the contrary of blind. you know why they say it sucks? cuz for them it does suck, they are exploited rite under your nose, so open your eyes and do some about it man! you are a part of society and start rocking now instead of posting madnesses....

[mendobit11]

I went to Morelia, MEX it was awesome (:

Every part of MEX has it good n Bads!!!!

i liked it very much (:

[alxrsls]

Where I was born Baby!!

[rawdawg15]

in Michoacan? The biggest shithole state that isn't in the North. You have to be kidding.

[webstaranimations]

what border?

[ssokker]

pendejo

[kratos707]

idoits that not fuuny its dangerous for real they come to have a better life fuck you you dont have respect whats so ever people die crossing the border.

[barcelona187]

thats a fuckin fence

[gibsonsl101]

mexico is WAY better than africa!

[rcristi123]

I went to Mexico,and it was just horrible.

They didnt have running water,or regular restrooms.You had to have your own paper,or you did without.

Why doesnt Obama help this country with there econimy,most of the mexican,who come hare,come to make money,to support their familys.And a lot of them whom do make it here to the US,have to leave family behind,untill they make mor money to bring them too.

Most are hard working,and honest,just looking for the American dream,Love thy naubor

[bunkasuckas]

Because mexico is like another version of africa. The whole country is corrupt, the society is just full of dipshits.

[yoyo2171]

because your country is plummeting itself, how could you afford to help ANOTHER country when yours is in such a deep recession?

[nycbassist76]

the world is in a recession don't talk about shit you know nothing about

[yoyo2171]

On the contrary, i know more about this subject than you could even imagine. go watch your CNN and have a cheeseburger..

[karimenyoyo]

sad :l

[eyram89]

WHo would wanna stay in mexico even the mexicans dont wanna stay there..

[MichaelDio]

ya should've stayed over in mexico.  but isnt it sad how easy it is to go between countries?

[laviadini]

suck my balls... stupid

[ROYALNOZGUL]

Actually unlike the U.S. we beat them in Spain that's why no one swims over, U.S. you get arrested for that, not in Spain no way we'll beat you.