i don't believe that people came from evolution, but evolution is real everything evolves and adapts, and i'm religious but, people will beilieve what they want and it's wrong to push your beliefs on someone!!
hey bro, what should i do? this chick at school (9th grade) is always texting me, trying to hug me, and wanting to video chat me. Now, im not a fucking idiot where its pretty obvious she totally wants me.But, i just wanted the aproval of the all mighty pussy king.
That religious chick is the worse of the two. Anyone who forces religion on someone pisses me off lol. The chick that bite your dick...at least you can like slap her and be like GTFO.
@facebookfanss incorrect. It's called evolution. there is a theory of evolution but, the theory is based on the facts. And to have a scientific theory, almost all of it has to be proven.Alot of stuff surounding gravity is a theory. ohh the ignorance.
went out with this girl who was a solid 9 to the movies and i cant remember what movie we were supposed to see but i was rockin a piss when we were in line and gave her the money for the tickets. she bought tickets for bruno..... then during the movie she started going down on me. and my first thought was we're watching a movie which showed dicks half the movie and this girl wants to blow me? moral of the story is sometimes its aiight to walk out on girls
so yeah. basically, I went out with this girl whos dad is a fucking stage 12 clinger. So yeah, went to a restaurant to eat, then when we sat down and started eating. about 10 mins later, her mother fucking father comes in sits like 2 tables away. then my gf said 'Oh shit he might have read my text messages'. Then he came near and acted like he didn't notice us and was like 'oh (my name), didn't see you there 'son'.' I wanted to fucking punch him!
On my first date I was watching a friggen horrible movie with a amazing chick ( a movie about some little girl having cancer, with cameron diaz I believe) and the very first date she introduces me to her parents and her friggen father sits and talks with me for hours with the girl next to me about school and shit and we ended up doin basically nothing..
mate this is so friggin funny just yesterday i was on a job fixing a boiler and the owner of the house started trying to give me cds and shit of gods storys ,she was saying shit like gods our savior man it was hard not to laugth :) big ups man subbed
I've had sex with a girl at a party, blew my load in her puss. Then some other guy fucked her 30 minutes later. Blew his load in her mouth. She swallowed.
Then some beta made out with her and ate her out 20 minutes later xD
I've had sex with a girl at a party, blew my load in her puss. Then some other guy fucked her 30 minutes later. Blew his load in her mouth. She swallowed.
Then some beta made out with her and ate her out 20 minutes later xD
i dont believe in evolution but idc if u do. btw its a theory not a fact o.o and wtf is with sophiexgaming on the related videos which says thaddeus peuterschmidt is a prev o.o
best date ever: met a girl, hung out wit her on friday brought her back to my house, fucked her on my couch. Parents come home, i hide that bitch butt ass naked in my closet. Parents never found out. Funny shit it was the first day i met this girl to (SLUT). and one of my friends stayed the night wit me. I didnt want that bitch at my house no more, so my friend brought her home and he fucked her the same night I did. REAL shit, my best friend got my sloppy seconds hahahaha. That super slut haha
@FuledByTyeler ....You are saying that a big bang could not produce DNA, but yet some magical "Greater Force" could? You seem to argue with logic, but there is nothing logical about being created by God.
My fucking worst date is lame but when I was like 15 and I couldn't drive, so I would go to my gfs house on my bike and this one day I was really excited to go on a date. i whore a white shirt and black shorts. It just started raining and i begin to ride my bike completely forgetting that i didnt have mud guards or whatever and a shit load of water and mud sprayed up on my back and she was acting weird all throughout the date and i didnt notice what had happened until i got home
@xFlashyyXBL well, not really a fact, thats why its still called the evolution theory.. unless they have found a new evidence that makes it a fact..evolution has evidences but they cannot prove it though because they werent there to see it for themselves, it takes millions of years for it to happen, unless if they could time travel then they can prove it.
@xFlashyyXBL go complain to the National Science Association.. their the ones who say its a theory, im just here to say what i know. and i know for a fact that evolution is a theory based on the association.
@FueledByTyeler Gravity is a law, but we understand and explain it through a theory.So It is both. So i guess you cn say evolution is like that, both fact and theory. and it depends what substance is evolving, if bacteria or viruses then its possible to see evolution, if its Human, its impossible, Modern humans hav only existed about 100,000 of years and have not changed much.
@delliot11 Thats not the point buddy. You should respect anybodys belief, nomatter if its religious or not. Like im a christian, but i have absolutely no problem with athiests, or any other religions for that matter. I have good friends that are athiests, and i totally respect their beleif. Its only wrong when evolutionists critisize religion, or the other way around.
a hotel our student class was staying in (so sex was rampant) a threesome one night with two fit girls was great but the last night i was so wasted on whiskey I passed out on a girls bed her fat mate was there too I remember she sweated a lot and BO was unbearable you couldn't make it up it was bad...I woke up and Im getting a little attention down below thinking it was the fit girl I was dead wrong.a smell I recognized gave her away and I jumped for the exit trousers quickly pulled up...
so my buddy hooks me up on a blind date and she is fat, i did'nt wanna be a dick and leave and also she had huge titts like almost a fucking D so it was chill any way we go to the bowling ally and had a good time bowling till she got hungry .. dude this bitch apperantly has a fucking thing where she has to eat like 24/7, so she buys a shit ton from a machine and stuff a her face ..till she gets crums and stains on her shirt MY OLD GIRL WALKS IN with friends AND FUCKING Saw ME WITH THIS FATZO
@ragedduc360 Fuck that, you know what you do? Take her food, lure her into the bathroom, beat her over the head and knock her out. Titty fuck her unconscious body, cum all over her face, leave, and go fuck your ex.
One time my friend hooked me up with his friend which was pretty hot and i had seen her around at parties and shit like that a few times before. But we go on a date just to the movies and she asks my place or hers, so i thought "Fuck yeah" might aswell be hers, so after we get there, she gives me about 10 minutes of head and asks me to then go down on her, she had her period. I said no way untill the crazy bitch pulled a handgun out and forced me. Worst night/sex in my life.
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regardless of whether you believe in evolution or not, you shouldn't be talking about it on first dates and asking random people if they believe in it or not
@lolitsthad exactly. your completely right on that. She was stupid for doing that. But dont say something is a fact, when its not a fact. its called the Evolutionary Theory for a reason.
@lolitsthad "evolution isnt a belief, its a fact" do you read Carl Sagan? because this phrase is directly taken from his book "Cosmos" even though im pretty sure he says theory and not belief
@lolitsthad Lol, not saying im religious or anything but... you shouldn't be assuming mostly everyone does lol... its something like 70% of the world is religious, not trying to mean anything by this bro, just sayin
@lolitsthad Lol, not saying im religious or anything but... you shouldn't be assuming mostly everyone does lol... its something like 70% of the world is religious, not trying to mean anything by this bro, just sayin
Evolution did not happen, it's impossible.EVERY human being has some DNA that is exactly the same. Humans and apes do not have the slightest bit alike. (Really? do you think one cell is what created everything on Earth... LOL)
@corndogg95x mr. ignorant, i'm mr. not ignorant. nice to meet you. let me enlighten you.
you're correct evolution didn't happen, evolution DOES happen, it's still happening. people, birds, dogs, cats, reptiles, amphibians and anything else you can name looks and acts differently than it did 200 years ago.
nowhere in the theory of evolution does it say that people came from apes. it says that a species will respond to a change in its habitat through the process of natural selection get educated
@TotalNinedy a theory is an explanation of an observation, while a law is a rule. Example there are humans now there werent humans before, therefore they evolved from monkey. A law would be that humans evolved from monkeys. The think is we cant physically see a monkey transform into a monkey so its the theory of evolution not the law of evolution. Since this theory has such logical consistency its moronic to not consider it a fact.
lol @ religous freeks.Congrats on making more babies,another generation of retards.....your simple-minded, biblically based creationism is a myth and has NO basis in fact...sad..no wonder this country is going to shit.Again congrats.
@duffman473k so say that humans evolved from apes which evolved from rodents which evolved from birds which evoloved from small reptiles which evolved from amphibians which evolved from fish which evolved from single cell swimming organisms which evolved from pond scum which all came from one cell. how did the first cell happen?
@dahacker13 Evolution IS A FACT and a THEORY, Google it if u dont believe me! Micro-evolution is a FACT. Google "evolution law" first link is a great article on the differences between theory, fact, and law.
@dahacker13 Fuck off you bible bashing cunt. It is a fact, the bible is just a fucking story - fake. Believe in what you want cunt, but you cant deny the facts and evidence.
@dahacker13 Yeah see...deny. exactly. Your denying the truth and believing in false hope. You do realise that 70% of the bible has been proved wrong? And that evolution has been actually proved right. You fuckers are all the same, blind to the truth. Btw no need for caps cunt.
@KaosEspada read up mate, a lot of it has. Dont just blindly follow the bible like everyone else, take a step back, realise its all bullshit and move on.
@Jimmy4738 ive been "reading up" for as long as ive been in school! schools constantly teach kids this stuff with no truth behind it. before just looking at one side and making a decision, you should look up the other side and then make a decision. i used to believe in evolution, then i started looking stuff up and i found out that evolution is bs. ive looked at both evolution and creationism, and creationism just makes more sense. if you say it doesnt then you dont know much
@KaosEspada Trust me, i go to a catholic school. I have religion at least once per day. Ive seen your side and its all complete crap. And if the bible is true, and they say god is a good person, then why does he kill thousands of people (with plagues and floods) just because they have a different religon? I started to be a bit sceptical in about year 7, so i started researching the evolution theory. That has 10x more proof behind it and sounds 10x more realistic.
@Jimmy4738 he killed those people because they directly disobeyed him, this was back in the days when god spoke to humans directly. he told them exactly what was going to happen if they worshiped idols word for word, and god isn't a liar.
i came to the conclusion to day that since i saw a bunch of people with long nasty beards and long nasty greasy hair, barbers don't exist.
@FueledByTyeler disobeyed him, lol you really think that the Egyptians (at that stage the most advanced culture on earth) listen to that bullshit?? God never spoke to fucking anybody, otherwise it would have been recorded by the Egyptians. The bible is all a load of fucking bullshit and only halfwit cunts that just follow everybody else like a pack of fucking sheep believe in it. Don't you find it strange that the bible is the sole documented text when if affected many other civilizations?
@Jimmy4738 you still haven't proved any of the bible wrong... and you should listen better, the egyptians held god's people slaves and directly disobeyed god when he sent moses to tell them what was going to happen if they didn't release the jews. do you call everyone who believes in any religion a halfwit cunt?
i'll pay you if you can come up with one good explanation for how life got on earth other than a higher being placing it here.
@FueledByTyeler Fucking dumbshit, you still never answered my question in my last statement. Why would the egyptians (the most advanced society on earth) not document such things? And i never said anything about what actually occurred to make god communicate with the Egyptians. Get your facts right nigga before you start accusing people of shit.
And everyone knows that life can evolve from bacteria, and that such small cells were created as a result of the big bang.
@Jimmy4738 the Egyptians, quite simply, were embarrassed. they felt huge dishonor that the gods they worshiped were 'shown up' by the god of a lesser civilization. bacteria needs DNA, how could the big bang produce DNA? chains of complex proteins in the perfect order needed to create life... it couldn't. a chemical reaction like the big bang (hydrogen and helium) would have all it could do to make a star, there was no activation energy. non radioactive reactions don't happen spontaneously
@FueledByTyeler stop trying to push religion man omg im sick of this bullshit I DONT GIVE A SHIT IM LIVIN MY LIFE NOW LET ME ROT I DONT GIVE A FUCK GTFO
@Jimmy4738 not all the stuff in the bible is true, i'm catholic and i believe in evolution that one thing in the bible doesn't make the rest of it false, but whatever believe what you want
@dahacker13 okay, idk if you're amish or something, but evolution is real. it happens. if you take a few birds and put them in an enclosed area and feed them only lentils, the birds with the small beaks better for eating lentils will live passing on their small beak genes and the birds that cant eat the lentils will die so their genes aren't passed on.
@dahacker13 take a few birds from the same species, put them in an enclosed area and feed them only sunflower seeds, the birds with bigger beaks more adept at eating sunflower seeds will dominate, live, breed, and pass on their big beak genes while the birds with small beaks that can't eat the seeds will die off never to pass on their inept genes.
@dahacker13 thats the basic theory of evolution, did you think humans now look exactly like adam and eve? we don't. we have evolved since then, therefore the theory of evolution is true.
third, last i checked, super christians like you don't say motherfucker, what a hypocrite
I took a workmate out she was fit and she worked in housekeeping laucry department...she had trouble hearing me so im talking loudly and say want to meet me friday for a drink etc...she looked at her friend and she was nodding smiling so she said yes anyway i turn up to find shes hearing impaired and was lip reading what followed was an awkward few hours talking and trying to be cool she was like a stone no emotion...end of the night I walk her home and she attacks me kissing etc...so..result!
i don't believe that people came from evolution, but evolution is real everything evolves and adapts, and i'm religious but, people will beilieve what they want and it's wrong to push your beliefs on someone!!
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I've had dates like both of these. The bitch that bit my dick bit the shit out of my tongue to.
StayinTall 2 months ago
hey bro, what should i do? this chick at school (9th grade) is always texting me, trying to hug me, and wanting to video chat me. Now, im not a fucking idiot where its pretty obvious she totally wants me.But, i just wanted the aproval of the all mighty pussy king.
DuckAutocorrect 2 months ago
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@DuckAutocorrect The fact that you're asking on the Internet pretty much says, "Hi I get no ass."
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thad i love u and all but evolution is not a fact... its a theory... have a nice day sir.
XxDeathBellsxX 2 months ago
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XxDeathBellsxX 2 months ago
Rip sniperron
zacman1535 2 months ago
That religious chick is the worse of the two. Anyone who forces religion on someone pisses me off lol. The chick that bite your dick...at least you can like slap her and be like GTFO.
TheKevin50cal 2 months ago
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SourNippls 2 months ago
yo, im catholic, but i believe in evolution. WIERD...........
pigzinspaceXP 2 months ago
I thought you said you felt it for a few days?
RIP sniperon
DayAndNightCinema 3 months ago
sniperon was a good person and severed out country well
tacoboysucks 3 months ago
dude sorry to hear one of ur subs is dead :( R.I.P sniperon
CHAOSRAIDER123 3 months ago
GOD DAMN I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN! i started hitting on some girl on fb and then went me met it was like GOD DAMN :D you a 4 not a 9
Goblu4me 3 months ago
Hardcore bible thumper
TerezHD 3 months ago
it is called the evolution theory get your facts straight -_-
facebookfanss 3 months ago
@facebookfanss incorrect. It's called evolution. there is a theory of evolution but, the theory is based on the facts. And to have a scientific theory, almost all of it has to be proven.Alot of stuff surounding gravity is a theory. ohh the ignorance.
KillamanJDR 3 months ago
R.I.P Sniperon i respect you
XxHuZtLeRxXpsN 3 months ago
omfg this is why im starting to hate youtube
say one thing related to a religion and everyone try to convert everyone
just shut up and watch the god dam video!
littelcool 3 months ago
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R.I.P Sniperon
xxBryanLeft4Deadxx 3 months ago
R.I.P Sniperon
splitpersonality32 3 months ago 5
haha funny shit man put some more videos like this one
VTecSniPes07 4 months ago
went out with this girl who was a solid 9 to the movies and i cant remember what movie we were supposed to see but i was rockin a piss when we were in line and gave her the money for the tickets. she bought tickets for bruno..... then during the movie she started going down on me. and my first thought was we're watching a movie which showed dicks half the movie and this girl wants to blow me? moral of the story is sometimes its aiight to walk out on girls
ImBradUrMyB1tch 4 months ago
hell yeahhh!!!
brownheatxman 4 months ago
RIP
DGAF10100 4 months ago
so yeah. basically, I went out with this girl whos dad is a fucking stage 12 clinger. So yeah, went to a restaurant to eat, then when we sat down and started eating. about 10 mins later, her mother fucking father comes in sits like 2 tables away. then my gf said 'Oh shit he might have read my text messages'. Then he came near and acted like he didn't notice us and was like 'oh (my name), didn't see you there 'son'.' I wanted to fucking punch him!
dorobot05 4 months ago
Did you paid for the dinner that night? And do you usually pay when you go out on a date with chix?
darkitachi50 4 months ago
@darkitachi50 i usually pay. that night i didn't because i left before we got the bill
lolitsthad 4 months ago 11
Im christian, but evolution is real, and fuck the christians that dont agree
danielakumi 4 months ago
@danielakumi true that
ragedduc360 4 months ago
On my first date I was watching a friggen horrible movie with a amazing chick ( a movie about some little girl having cancer, with cameron diaz I believe) and the very first date she introduces me to her parents and her friggen father sits and talks with me for hours with the girl next to me about school and shit and we ended up doin basically nothing..
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DeMoN064 5 months ago
mate this is so friggin funny just yesterday i was on a job fixing a boiler and the owner of the house started trying to give me cds and shit of gods storys ,she was saying shit like gods our savior man it was hard not to laugth :) big ups man subbed
DevilzGaming360XD 5 months ago
im soo fuckin happy to know ive been wit dis mofo since the beginig
iFREAX23 5 months ago
I know a guy who fingered his step mom :/
BathtubHappyTime 5 months ago
round 12 -_-
ClanExorcist 5 months ago
I've had sex with a girl at a party, blew my load in her puss. Then some other guy fucked her 30 minutes later. Blew his load in her mouth. She swallowed.
Then some beta made out with her and ate her out 20 minutes later xD
klose152 5 months ago 46
@klose152 thats fucking funny
lolitslilwayne 5 months ago
@klose152 post pics
lolitsthad 5 months ago 54
@lolitsthad i would but i was to drunk at the time to operate my phone :/
klose152 5 months ago
@lolitsthad i would but i was to drunk at the time to operate my phone :/
klose152 5 months ago
@lolitsthad ya listen to thad
neonarab 3 months ago
@klose152 what a fucking hore
XxHuZtLeRxXpsN 3 months ago
Skyrim
XxHuZtLeRxXpsN 3 months ago
@klose152 did you watch cuz that sounds hella funny
NJgoHard 3 months ago
@klose152 that same thing happened to me accept only the first thing
AndrewandJameson 3 months ago
I've had sex with a girl at a party, blew my load in her puss. Then some other guy fucked her 30 minutes later. Blew his load in her mouth. She swallowed.
Then some beta made out with her and ate her out 20 minutes later xD
klose152 5 months ago
i dont believe in evolution but idc if u do. btw its a theory not a fact o.o and wtf is with sophiexgaming on the related videos which says thaddeus peuterschmidt is a prev o.o
akatsuki619itachi 5 months ago
best date ever: met a girl, hung out wit her on friday brought her back to my house, fucked her on my couch. Parents come home, i hide that bitch butt ass naked in my closet. Parents never found out. Funny shit it was the first day i met this girl to (SLUT). and one of my friends stayed the night wit me. I didnt want that bitch at my house no more, so my friend brought her home and he fucked her the same night I did. REAL shit, my best friend got my sloppy seconds hahahaha. That super slut haha
Justinslater170 5 months ago
Well clearly she hasn't evolved. :P
Step up yo game bitch ! xD
Figures that she'd be a "converter", just hate those types.
Teraskas 5 months ago
R.I.P. sniperon
xYMxZzILLMATICSzZ 5 months ago 113
@FuledByTyeler ....You are saying that a big bang could not produce DNA, but yet some magical "Greater Force" could? You seem to argue with logic, but there is nothing logical about being created by God.
yolomo321 5 months ago
Every time over in the suggestions this NEED BEATS? Thing comes up with the blonde. I keep thinking it says Need Breasts? for some reason
FlonzyGaming 5 months ago
dude that's fucking awesome....
AutotuneGuy 5 months ago
mw3 :)
willkill007141 5 months ago
Is bringing religion into this really necessary
elticoalive 6 months ago
@elticoalive yes because most of us don't want to date morons who believe in a invisible sky daddy
TheDeni993 5 months ago
religion is an illusion :D
Ludi54321 6 months ago
My fucking worst date is lame but when I was like 15 and I couldn't drive, so I would go to my gfs house on my bike and this one day I was really excited to go on a date. i whore a white shirt and black shorts. It just started raining and i begin to ride my bike completely forgetting that i didnt have mud guards or whatever and a shit load of water and mud sprayed up on my back and she was acting weird all throughout the date and i didnt notice what had happened until i got home
avsrule247 6 months ago
halo reach
JediRod1812 6 months ago
you should play GTA: 4 or san andreas or gay tony
drizzywitdabigdizzy 6 months ago
buy juggernaut thad, #1 advice in zombies. :)
whiteboygrayclan 6 months ago
actually evolution is still a theory lol but i still believe it tho.
DKzain23 6 months ago
@DKzain23 haha your fucked... evolution is clearly a fact...
xFlashyyXBL 6 months ago
@xFlashyyXBL well, not really a fact, thats why its still called the evolution theory.. unless they have found a new evidence that makes it a fact..evolution has evidences but they cannot prove it though because they werent there to see it for themselves, it takes millions of years for it to happen, unless if they could time travel then they can prove it.
DKzain23 6 months ago
@DKzain23 look at bones though, its clear that fish millions of years ago werent as small as they are now
xFlashyyXBL 6 months ago
@xFlashyyXBL go complain to the National Science Association.. their the ones who say its a theory, im just here to say what i know. and i know for a fact that evolution is a theory based on the association.
DKzain23 6 months ago
@DKzain23 there's also the theory of gravity. evolution is a fact. it happens. people have seen it themselves, it doesn't take millions of years.
FueledByTyeler 6 months ago
@FueledByTyeler Gravity is a law, but we understand and explain it through a theory.So It is both. So i guess you cn say evolution is like that, both fact and theory. and it depends what substance is evolving, if bacteria or viruses then its possible to see evolution, if its Human, its impossible, Modern humans hav only existed about 100,000 of years and have not changed much.
DKzain23 6 months ago
damn, someone died....knowing that someone died is, is....HOLY SHIT!!! i hate this feeling....sdfghwsgvgffsbfdg
xy274 6 months ago
@xy274 yea..it is pretty weird especially if it is someone close to you..
DKzain23 6 months ago
@delliot11 Thats not the point buddy. You should respect anybodys belief, nomatter if its religious or not. Like im a christian, but i have absolutely no problem with athiests, or any other religions for that matter. I have good friends that are athiests, and i totally respect their beleif. Its only wrong when evolutionists critisize religion, or the other way around.
OhHiKuzon 6 months ago
Wtf Evolution isnt a fact, its a belief just like any religion. Thats why its call "The Evolutionary THEORY".
Your vids are funny and cool bro, but get your facts straight before you say something like that.
OhHiKuzon 6 months ago
@OhHiKuzon The comparison of theories with scientific evidence with religious beliefs is ludicrous.
delliot11 6 months ago
@OhHiKuzon wow, explain fossils then, what the fuck, i cant believe there are still idiots like you out there
zenoparodie 6 months ago
YOUR MY FAVORITE COMMENTATOR LIKE IM EXCATLT LIKE YOU IM A PUSSY MAGGNET AHAHA AND IM NOT TEYIN BRANG AND SHIT KEEP IT UP MAN
surrealxo 6 months ago
did she like straight up bite it? like front teeth or back teeth, i would slap the **** outa her
AmpTrickshots 6 months ago
what did the waiter say?
AverageFPSplayer 6 months ago
theres a think called juggernaut!
RizzoLFC 6 months ago
@RizzoLFC juggernog
naengus927 6 months ago
y the fuck did u pack a punch with an hk that has FULL AMMO =( AND IT WAS ROUND 8 >=(
MrXxtrickshotsxX 6 months ago
a hotel our student class was staying in (so sex was rampant) a threesome one night with two fit girls was great but the last night i was so wasted on whiskey I passed out on a girls bed her fat mate was there too I remember she sweated a lot and BO was unbearable you couldn't make it up it was bad...I woke up and Im getting a little attention down below thinking it was the fit girl I was dead wrong.a smell I recognized gave her away and I jumped for the exit trousers quickly pulled up...
Wikipediot 6 months ago
so my buddy hooks me up on a blind date and she is fat, i did'nt wanna be a dick and leave and also she had huge titts like almost a fucking D so it was chill any way we go to the bowling ally and had a good time bowling till she got hungry .. dude this bitch apperantly has a fucking thing where she has to eat like 24/7, so she buys a shit ton from a machine and stuff a her face ..till she gets crums and stains on her shirt MY OLD GIRL WALKS IN with friends AND FUCKING Saw ME WITH THIS FATZO
ragedduc360 6 months ago 22
@ragedduc360 shoulda used the thaddeus peuterschmidt "tell her youre going to the bathroom and then leave and go home" maneuver
lolitsthad 6 months ago 53
@ragedduc360 your a gent dude....remember that lol
Wikipediot 6 months ago
@ragedduc360 Fuck that, you know what you do? Take her food, lure her into the bathroom, beat her over the head and knock her out. Titty fuck her unconscious body, cum all over her face, leave, and go fuck your ex.
TheMrTehawesome 6 months ago
@ragedduc360 MAN, that fukin' sucks.
ZedNassah 5 months ago
@ragedduc360 Brother I give you props for staying that long, I would have taken one look, been like "fuck this", and left.
shitfacedwaffle 5 months ago
@XxSiCkeStArAb i dont get it.
EnvelTheTrader 6 months ago
One time my friend hooked me up with his friend which was pretty hot and i had seen her around at parties and shit like that a few times before. But we go on a date just to the movies and she asks my place or hers, so i thought "Fuck yeah" might aswell be hers, so after we get there, she gives me about 10 minutes of head and asks me to then go down on her, she had her period. I said no way untill the crazy bitch pulled a handgun out and forced me. Worst night/sex in my life.
reyo88 6 months ago
@reyo88 fake
ragedduc360 6 months ago
@ragedduc360 dude, that shit wasn't fake bro tho i wish it was
reyo88 6 months ago
Haha i did the same shit. I got up and was like your on MTVs disaster date. Im an actor, there all actors and bounced
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TheXG6HD 6 months ago
Killzone sounds like your kind of game.
SilvertonRabbit 6 months ago
dumb sinning fag.
EnvelTheTrader 6 months ago
Uncharted, littlebigplanet, battlefield and killzone!
sourgreen1 6 months ago
evolution FTW
jozza177 6 months ago
thad is da MAN!!!
GucioKiLLer 6 months ago
regardless of whether you believe in evolution or not, you shouldn't be talking about it on first dates and asking random people if they believe in it or not
lolitsthad 6 months ago 30
@lolitsthad exactly. your completely right on that. She was stupid for doing that. But dont say something is a fact, when its not a fact. its called the Evolutionary Theory for a reason.
OhHiKuzon 6 months ago
@lolitsthad "evolution isnt a belief, its a fact" do you read Carl Sagan? because this phrase is directly taken from his book "Cosmos" even though im pretty sure he says theory and not belief
zenoparodie 6 months ago
@lolitsthad Lol, not saying im religious or anything but... you shouldn't be assuming mostly everyone does lol... its something like 70% of the world is religious, not trying to mean anything by this bro, just sayin
ThatOneGamer97 5 months ago
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@lolitsthad Lol, not saying im religious or anything but... you shouldn't be assuming mostly everyone does lol... its something like 70% of the world is religious, not trying to mean anything by this bro, just sayin
ThatOneGamer97 5 months ago
was the story of the broken glass true?
buzzy0016 6 months ago
evolution is science.religion ia belief.word.
buzzy0016 6 months ago
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bel19veUTD 6 months ago
Thad peuterschmidt muddafucking babe magnet
NichoTheSicko 6 months ago
Evolution did not happen, it's impossible.EVERY human being has some DNA that is exactly the same. Humans and apes do not have the slightest bit alike. (Really? do you think one cell is what created everything on Earth... LOL)
corndogg95x 6 months ago
@corndogg95x Hahaha you're ignorance is amusing.
tomclementss 6 months ago
@tomclementss I'm no die hard christian or any shit, but this is what iv'e learned in school... So your ignorance amuses me, bitch! :)
corndogg95x 6 months ago
@corndogg95x mr. ignorant, i'm mr. not ignorant. nice to meet you. let me enlighten you.
you're correct evolution didn't happen, evolution DOES happen, it's still happening. people, birds, dogs, cats, reptiles, amphibians and anything else you can name looks and acts differently than it did 200 years ago.
nowhere in the theory of evolution does it say that people came from apes. it says that a species will respond to a change in its habitat through the process of natural selection get educated
FueledByTyeler 6 months ago
bit dick has got to be worse
coolvids1996 6 months ago
Its not a fact, it's a theory but I think it really happened don't get me wrong, but its just not a fact YET it's still a theory.
TotalNinedy 6 months ago
@TotalNinedy a theory is an explanation of an observation, while a law is a rule. Example there are humans now there werent humans before, therefore they evolved from monkey. A law would be that humans evolved from monkeys. The think is we cant physically see a monkey transform into a monkey so its the theory of evolution not the law of evolution. Since this theory has such logical consistency its moronic to not consider it a fact.
KendalTheMagnificent 6 months ago
They're known as window lickers, thaddeus
TheAnthroFox 6 months ago
@TheHapyPers0n Most people who have any sense, or an opinion of their own.
Jimmy4738 6 months ago
I went on a date with this hot chick. Turned out she was a dude with a bigger dick than me. "Went home to cry" end of story.
TheGreaterGhost 6 months ago
@TheGreaterGhost lol really?
KaosEspada 6 months ago
@KaosEspada :'( unfortunately yea
TheGreaterGhost 6 months ago
evoloution is a theory dumb ass
MrQuigglezz 6 months ago
@MrQuigglezz yea
SmoothKoahla 6 months ago
I really don't know which date is worse... I'll say both...
extremeboyHD 6 months ago
Play Halo Reach :)
TheCodDoctor 6 months ago
id rather have a girl bitch about evolutuon then bite my dick lol
GilDog96 6 months ago
What did the waiter say ?
MrSanno95 6 months ago
lol @ religous freeks.Congrats on making more babies,another generation of retards.....your simple-minded, biblically based creationism is a myth and has NO basis in fact...sad..no wonder this country is going to shit.Again congrats.
*Facefuckinpalm!*
duffman473k 6 months ago
@duffman473k so say that humans evolved from apes which evolved from rodents which evolved from birds which evoloved from small reptiles which evolved from amphibians which evolved from fish which evolved from single cell swimming organisms which evolved from pond scum which all came from one cell. how did the first cell happen?
FueledByTyeler 6 months ago
So did she have to pay?
Mastersteef123 6 months ago
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Strokedd 6 months ago
who was it?
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RamageGaming 6 months ago
I laughed so hard about the evolution thing!
WarlordManrock 6 months ago
You should do a video where some girls rate some random guys on your FBook friends.
BeatsByReckless 6 months ago
@BeatsByReckless that would be interesting :P
KaosEspada 6 months ago
Mw2
SKATEMASTERS3 6 months ago
What about the bill in the Restaurant?;p haha Bad-ass
XivicGaming 6 months ago
badass
jolli96 6 months ago
What's evolution????
tonii562 6 months ago
@tonii562 XD
KaosEspada 6 months ago
don't be hatin on christians
dahacker13 6 months ago
@dahacker13 whatever motherfucker, everyone knows that whole 7 days is a load of bullshit. Evolution is a fact, leave it at that.
Jimmy4738 6 months ago
@Jimmy4738 EVOLUTIONS AINT NO FACT MOTHER FUCKER
dahacker13 6 months ago
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@dahacker13 Evolution IS A FACT and a THEORY, Google it if u dont believe me! Micro-evolution is a FACT. Google "evolution law" first link is a great article on the differences between theory, fact, and law.
duffman473k 6 months ago
@dahacker13 Fuck off you bible bashing cunt. It is a fact, the bible is just a fucking story - fake. Believe in what you want cunt, but you cant deny the facts and evidence.
Jimmy4738 6 months ago
@Jimmy4738 I WILL DENY THE MYTHS OF SCIENCE AND BELIEVE IN THE BIBLE
dahacker13 6 months ago
@dahacker13 Yeah see...deny. exactly. Your denying the truth and believing in false hope. You do realise that 70% of the bible has been proved wrong? And that evolution has been actually proved right. You fuckers are all the same, blind to the truth. Btw no need for caps cunt.
Jimmy4738 6 months ago
@Jimmy4738 I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG, MY CAPS HELP EXPLAIN THAT
dahacker13 6 months ago
@dahacker13 and you dont have any evidence to back it up...fuck off else where you blind cunt.
Jimmy4738 6 months ago
@Jimmy4738 hahahaha, you are actually taking me seriously
dahacker13 6 months ago
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Jimmy4738 6 months ago
@dahacker13 haha lol, you actually sounded believable.
Jimmy4738 6 months ago
@dahacker13 CAPS PWN!!!
KaosEspada 6 months ago
@Jimmy4738 lol which parts of the bible have been proven wrong? and i think you got that statistic upside down XD
KaosEspada 6 months ago
@KaosEspada read up mate, a lot of it has. Dont just blindly follow the bible like everyone else, take a step back, realise its all bullshit and move on.
Jimmy4738 6 months ago
@Jimmy4738 ive been "reading up" for as long as ive been in school! schools constantly teach kids this stuff with no truth behind it. before just looking at one side and making a decision, you should look up the other side and then make a decision. i used to believe in evolution, then i started looking stuff up and i found out that evolution is bs. ive looked at both evolution and creationism, and creationism just makes more sense. if you say it doesnt then you dont know much
KaosEspada 6 months ago
@KaosEspada Trust me, i go to a catholic school. I have religion at least once per day. Ive seen your side and its all complete crap. And if the bible is true, and they say god is a good person, then why does he kill thousands of people (with plagues and floods) just because they have a different religon? I started to be a bit sceptical in about year 7, so i started researching the evolution theory. That has 10x more proof behind it and sounds 10x more realistic.
Jimmy4738 6 months ago
@Jimmy4738 he killed those people because they directly disobeyed him, this was back in the days when god spoke to humans directly. he told them exactly what was going to happen if they worshiped idols word for word, and god isn't a liar.
i came to the conclusion to day that since i saw a bunch of people with long nasty beards and long nasty greasy hair, barbers don't exist.
FueledByTyeler 6 months ago
@FueledByTyeler disobeyed him, lol you really think that the Egyptians (at that stage the most advanced culture on earth) listen to that bullshit?? God never spoke to fucking anybody, otherwise it would have been recorded by the Egyptians. The bible is all a load of fucking bullshit and only halfwit cunts that just follow everybody else like a pack of fucking sheep believe in it. Don't you find it strange that the bible is the sole documented text when if affected many other civilizations?
Jimmy4738 6 months ago
@Jimmy4738 you still haven't proved any of the bible wrong... and you should listen better, the egyptians held god's people slaves and directly disobeyed god when he sent moses to tell them what was going to happen if they didn't release the jews. do you call everyone who believes in any religion a halfwit cunt?
i'll pay you if you can come up with one good explanation for how life got on earth other than a higher being placing it here.
FueledByTyeler 5 months ago
@FueledByTyeler Fucking dumbshit, you still never answered my question in my last statement. Why would the egyptians (the most advanced society on earth) not document such things? And i never said anything about what actually occurred to make god communicate with the Egyptians. Get your facts right nigga before you start accusing people of shit.
And everyone knows that life can evolve from bacteria, and that such small cells were created as a result of the big bang.
Jimmy4738 5 months ago
@Jimmy4738 the Egyptians, quite simply, were embarrassed. they felt huge dishonor that the gods they worshiped were 'shown up' by the god of a lesser civilization. bacteria needs DNA, how could the big bang produce DNA? chains of complex proteins in the perfect order needed to create life... it couldn't. a chemical reaction like the big bang (hydrogen and helium) would have all it could do to make a star, there was no activation energy. non radioactive reactions don't happen spontaneously
FueledByTyeler 5 months ago
@FueledByTyeler stop trying to push religion man omg im sick of this bullshit I DONT GIVE A SHIT IM LIVIN MY LIFE NOW LET ME ROT I DONT GIVE A FUCK GTFO
lilwayne168 5 months ago
@Jimmy4738 not all the stuff in the bible is true, i'm catholic and i believe in evolution that one thing in the bible doesn't make the rest of it false, but whatever believe what you want
lambogallardo1000 5 months ago
@Jimmy4738 prove me wrong 1/1000 of the bible, i'll pay you.
FueledByTyeler 6 months ago
@dahacker13 okay, idk if you're amish or something, but evolution is real. it happens. if you take a few birds and put them in an enclosed area and feed them only lentils, the birds with the small beaks better for eating lentils will live passing on their small beak genes and the birds that cant eat the lentils will die so their genes aren't passed on.
FueledByTyeler 6 months ago
@dahacker13 take a few birds from the same species, put them in an enclosed area and feed them only sunflower seeds, the birds with bigger beaks more adept at eating sunflower seeds will dominate, live, breed, and pass on their big beak genes while the birds with small beaks that can't eat the seeds will die off never to pass on their inept genes.
FueledByTyeler 6 months ago
@dahacker13 thats the basic theory of evolution, did you think humans now look exactly like adam and eve? we don't. we have evolved since then, therefore the theory of evolution is true.
third, last i checked, super christians like you don't say motherfucker, what a hypocrite
get educated
FueledByTyeler 6 months ago
@BEATtheQUEST nah dude we just went out there for the korean food lol.
samiomarmohammed 6 months ago
Halo Reach.
troyMLG 6 months ago
I took a workmate out she was fit and she worked in housekeeping laucry department...she had trouble hearing me so im talking loudly and say want to meet me friday for a drink etc...she looked at her friend and she was nodding smiling so she said yes anyway i turn up to find shes hearing impaired and was lip reading what followed was an awkward few hours talking and trying to be cool she was like a stone no emotion...end of the night I walk her home and she attacks me kissing etc...so..result!
Wikipediot 6 months ago 2