Dylan Moran - Monster CZ [1/9]

[shikamaruisfit]

I sparked up with him :P

[StraitKnopfler]

I regret to say that I have sadly gone back to styling my hair with buttermilk and fighting over crisps.

[HMservant]

The Gospel According to Dylan Moran...

[SaKe875]

happy birthday Dylan!

[ReveChanson]

DONT FORGET TOMMY TIERNAN

[TheWisdom13]

What language are the subtitles?

[Skatofag]

@TheWisdom13 czech

[svenglarcik]

@TheWisdom13 czech

[Richarditong]

SOUP for the artist!!!!

[tokyogirl002]

omg thanks for the czech subtitles! This is perfect for my mother who doesn't speak any english.

[dannythefreerunner]

Not Tommy Tiernan. He used to be one of the best but he has lost it unfortunatly. 

[chantytown1]

hes my cousin



[lixechan]

Is the guy doing the 'interview' at the beginning the guy who plays Brian out of Spaced? :D!

[daemonhahn]

@lixechan yes, also known as alan statham from green wing

[lixechan]

@daemonhahn thanks :)

[MopHeadReplies]

Where do you get your ideas from?

" :| "

[goth9ever]

dylan on about his ' herbal ciggerettes ' ,lol like anyone would be surpprised this man ever got stoned lol

[Fizwidge]

this is amazing, i can learn czech while i watch dylan moran (i actually shouldn't be as excited as i am about this)

[Xtranormalful]

4 people have never seen black books

[jimmyhayers]

@Xtranormalful I'm not really a fan of Black Books but I absolutely love Dylan and Bill live, especially Dylan he is one of the best comedians in the world

[Cennobite1]

Billy Connoly is Scottish not Irish, get your facts straight before making a comment.

[andyrooney12]

If you haven't seen it already you have to watch "A Film With Me In It" starring Dylan Moran and other great Irish comics. It's a 100% Irish film. I'm a Russian-American and even I've already seen it & enjoyed it so if you're from Australia or the UK area then you'll definitely enjoy it.

[Cennobite1]

He makes me proud to be Irish, we are so the world's funniest people.

[Vault101Reject]

@Cennobite1 well, No, you're not.

Dylan Moran, Billy Connolly, and at a push Dara O'Briain are the only truly funny irish comedians.

3 doesn't really add up to being the funniest.

[Crescentclawe]

4 people ended up eating less cheesy snackz.

[foxfireman188]

Is it me or do Dylan Moran and Alan Davies look like twins separated at birth by St. George's Channel?

[JackBoni]

I really do not understand anyone can seriously dislike this. Dylan Moran is a genius

[cHidORirUlz555]

those 4 who disliked this video should die

[Nowzies]

@cHidORirUlz555 Yeah, they're probably Justin Bieber fans... wait, what?

[derangedband]

No matter how ambitious i try to be, my university never seems to be satisfied so i can kinda make a personal interpretation when he describes putting your full potential to the test only to find that you still cannot achieve what you expected! I should have just listened to Dylan Moran! haha nah but he always cheers me up so much! absolutely brilliant in everything I've seen him in!

[Vortex289]

Frigovia? What's that?

[theezzyjet]

best comedian...in the world! In fact...best philosopher!

[Jimmy666Vengeance]

Ireland is producing the best comedians known to the univers right now :D, Dylan Moran, Dara O'Brien, Ed Byrne and the list goes on :P

[mattwill64]

@Jimmy666Vengeance And?



[Jimmy666Vengeance]

@mattwill64 Simply stating how Ireland have graced the world of comedy with some of the greatest comedians of our time.

[MBizzle080]

@Jimmy666Vengeance

I totally agree! :D

[2edsajdmsa]

@Jimmy666Vengeance Add Tommy Tiernan to that list

[manormaid]

@Jimmy666Vengeance Thats because everythings so miserable over here, HELP SAVE US FROM OURSELVES. Theres so many pubs I would hate to be a recovering alcoholic. The temptation would kill you alone.  Also the radio waves are filled with pity porn, people moaning unbearable about how milk is not as white as it was anymore. This in turn would drive you to drink to forget who you are and why you still live.

[RzTriikz]

@Jimmy666Vengeance you forgot ' jason byrne '

[manormaid]

@Jimmy666Vengeance Give to me all your money

[joshmallon101]

@Jimmy666Vengeance Ed Byrne? Come on......He's as funny as a plank.

[metspin1]

@Jimmy666Vengeance You forgot the best:Dave Allen.

[RHCPfan458]

@Jimmy666Vengeance They've all been famous for more than 10 years.

[stockholmlove]

why would anybody watch comedy with subtitles? it wouldn't be nearly the same.

[piggy201]

@stockholmlove Because you dont understand the language, smartie?

[MegaAdam1000]

Hello? Have you got any salad? o.O

[EFBoler]

very intelligent

[drewdaownage]

That was an awesome noise. WHOM BOLABER

[Rogahar]

@drewdaownage *vol-au-vent. It's another word for an appertizer/hor'douevre, like one of those little pastry things full of chicken and mushroom or w/e.

[drewdaownage]

@Rogahar What?

[k2kenzie]

@drewdaownage he/she ( @Rogahar ) is referring to your "Whom Bolaber" comment. He said that the piano was shooting pastries into the mouths of people who are exchanging witticisms. The part where you thought he said "Whom Bolaber." he was in fact saying "Whom Vol-au-vent." Which is a french pastry.

[drewdaownage]

@k2kenzie And my point was i enjoyed the noise WHOM BOLABER Not the defenition or origion.

[irishcomedians]

i'm putting together a collection of ireland's best comedians on my channel. all suggestions taken.

[ajadedreality]

@irishcomedians Ed Byrne

[JoeJeffersonPhillips]

@irishcomedians Dylan Moran. For the whole video.

[irishcomedians]

@JoeJeffersonPhillips i agree he is brilliant. that is why i have had him on the list first. and first on the playlist.

[TheSporkFactory]

who cares about language? ;s enjoy the comedy

[Philadelph420]

oh shut up. English is the world most spoken language because so many people speak it as a second language. but who cares? WHY must every video be covered with idiotic conversations. suck it

[telemarker93]

@Philadelph420 Actually mandarin chinese is the most spoken language in the world.

[Annsla]

@telemarker93 Mandarin is only registred as the largest spoken language in the world because it is the official first language of the largest population on earth. Most chinese people speak different languages, there are like tonnes of them in China, and Mandarin is a sort of lingua franca all over China, that not all Chinese people necessarily speak, and certainly not as their first language.

[telemarker93]

@Annsla Yes there are many dialects of chinese. but Mandarin is the main dialect. it is also the international version of chinese. It's like german. there are many dialects but Hoch Deutsch is the "correct" one

[Philadelph420]

actually english is the most widely spoken language. Chinese is the world most common first language. suck it



[Jahkayhla]

@annaakhmatova Umm... English is the most common language spoken in the world...

[CheeseBoyz]

@Jahkayhla No, it's actually Chinese (Mandarin). 1.12 Billion people speak Mandarin, compared to the 480 Million who speak English. Just search up "The 50 Most Widely Spoken Languages of the World".

[lovelytimeuser]

He would be so good as Doctor Who!

[Hennersthedeafmute]

is the guy interviewing him at the very beginning brian from spaced?

[midge158158]

@Hennersthedeafmute Sounds like him, Mark Heap is his name

[dziupdziup]

The Czech and Polish translations of Dylan are already on YT. I'm wondering when he actually gives a gig in Poland or the Czech Republic. Would be nice of him ;)

[jymiurine]

i know czech now..

[badreligionbomb]

@jymiurine haha yeah watch this a few times and bam fluent

[MarkusRamikin]

@xxxMACK88xxx

You know, you sound rather entitled, which btw you really are not. You have to put up with it because the person who uploaded it did so for Chech viewers first of all. You get it for free, too, so why complain?

[Buggaton]

@MarkusRamikin here here, well said. It's on YouTube, not bad quality and free.

[LaRoza77]

@xxxMACK88xxx Ask for your money back and call a Better Business Bureau about this atrocity.

[beefneck222]

@xxxMACK88xxx

if it bothers you that much learn czech, you will then understand the "crap" on your screen

[MrRyanF]

@xxxMACK88xxx yea...real problems.

[cirion66]

@xxxMACK88xxx I'm czech. I am learning english at school for 9 years and german for 4 years (i am 17). Even that i can't just understand everything, maybe because he is talking fast... so i guess subtitles are good for me- Thanks to uploader and Fuck you xxxMACK88xxx

[annaakhmatova]

@xxxMACK88xxx Actually the vast proportion of the world doesn't speak english, so I suppose you are saying that all videos on youtube should be in spanish, as that is more widely spoken and by your terms, more normal. You sould have to put up with "that crap" because the person uploaded it that way, for no personal benifit. Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on.

[finiankelly1]

hello... er ... do you want a pineapple?

[BeastBoysLover14]

There's this one show where he actually pulls a cigarette out of his hair...but I can't remember what it's called...

[horrabletypoe]

Slightly unrelated, but how well does standup work when you're having to rely on the subtitles? A huge amount of Dylan's comedy is his delivery, so surely something must be lost :\

[benelef]

@horrabletypoe Barry Cryer spoke about Moran as a comedian who's actually delivering a novel on stage, cleverly disguising it with that nonchallant approach.so the real question is not what is lost, but how good the novel is. I think we all know the answer.

[MisaPavlicek]

Díky moc za titulky :-)

[takeahint123]

erm question

is he totally wankered or what?

[seanyk111]

@takeahint123 am im not really sure, i thought that at first but the more i see him i thinnk its just his style

[Holubstrainz]

díky za titulky :-)....naprostej nářez :-D

[murray1249]

Can I get some tomato soup.... and a vivarium! So funny.

[pascual661]

where can i find spanish sub ¿

[Crescentclawe]

"- I mean, I just don't see the point- You know-?"

"I know! I know! It's just for the DVD mate."

"Why do people buy DVDs anyway? Don't these people have lives? What's wrong with them?!"

Rofl. Dylan Moran. Best comedian ever.

[zenzombie72]

Interviewer at the beginning... Sounds like Mark Heap?

[Christen180]

I think we should go back to indoor smoking. It was fine as long as there was a non-smoking and smoking area. It pleased everyone!

[jackhartcup]

@Christen180 its apparently up for revision

[Angel8795]

What brand were those cigarettes really though? i know they werent herbal just curious

[fishmanjo]

@Angel8795 I believe they were actual cigarettes, saying they were herbal was part of the joke... methinks they were Marlboro

[1ABOVEand1below]

......

I love him.

[fallenlilyrose]

when he's doing the 'interview', is he trying to be Andy Warhole?

[gynekolog]

perfect!

[TheSolidJake]

Dylan Moran is god

[Androg]

to solve this big argument about which is wrose illegal or legal drugs, just legalise them all, the people who take em can decide, personally i've taken illegal drugs, and i had a lot of fun, i was sick a lot, but i had a lot of fun, and i didnt harm anyone, or die (obviously) or get cancer. hmmm maybe we've been lied to about how dangerous and evil these drugs are

[sumeyye910]

i love how he jumps up when he calls out "u wanker!"

very funny and ever so cute!!

[peanutshooo]

hell yeah

[Alizbeta]

Díky za upload s titulkama :)

[Burncourtable]

Best comedian Ireland has ever produced

[terinkabmm]

what about chris odowd?

[Divinemetal]

@Burncourtable

At first, I agreed with you, but I am really starting to think the world.

[dodger19701]

@Burncourtable totally agree with that, he's off the wall, and true never look at your bank balance

[defuse73]

@Burncourtable I think a certain Jimoin would have something to say about that, sir!

[petrohrad111]

@Burncourtable Just maybe a stupid question, has Ireland produced any other comedians?

[StoneinFocus]

@petrohrad111 lots of very good comedians come out of ireland, look em up

[ISN1P3DI]

@petrohrad111 ed byrne and dara o'brian are 2 i can mention :)

[LordMagtheridon]

@Burncourtable in my eyes hes the best comedian the world has ever produced

thought those might only be my thoughts

[jfunf]

@LordMagtheridon izzard?

[shizumaoo]

@jfunf love em both :D

[gOtHiCxAnGeLxox]

@Burncourtable - No. Best comedian the WORLD has ever produced. ^^

[JohnMstudios]

@Burncourtable well, its close between dara o briein and him

[DreadKing1313]

@Burncourtable Correction, best comedian the WORLD has ever produced

[themanwithacam]

@Burncourtable im sorry, dara o briain EASILY. . .

[QDelilah]

I WANNA RADISH!!

[skitzonacid]

@QDelilah heroin will do that to ya.

[NickyLess]

@QDelilah Lol it's now an inside joke with my friends that at the end of the night someone will always "want a radish. I dunno why, I just need one" and we'll always go in search of food and come across "what's that? It's a nun! Fry her, fry her!"

[OrivaaJonKun132]

haha his dark persona

[farmerjones31]

you sure showed him...

[Sylantio]

I love it that the guy interviewing him is Brian from Spaced, and Dr Statham from Green Wing xD

[Gellis2009]

Really? lol

[Sylantio]

Aye, listen to his voice, it's definitely him!

[happeninholly]

Yeah I got that straight away, just from his intonation! Mark Heap ftw lol!

[himynamesryan]

He doesn't. It's his persona.

[thecatwith9lives]

lol its part of his act

[dizzypunk]

who the hell cares about heroin, enjoy the show!

[TINNEDPEACHES]

this was so fuckin good at big chill :)

[Tektribe808]

Mark Heap is the guy conducting the stupid interview. And obviously Dylan Moran isn't interested in wasting time, you'll see why in later episodes. I would have been better to cut it out, in the editing room.

[ohshoez]

The interview bit is a parody though. That was just to show the amount of stupid and inane questions Dylan gets bombarded with when facing journalists. And Mark Heap starred alongside him in a tv series so I'm guessing they must know quite a bit about each other already.

[MrSnozberry]

Dylan Morans not dead...Tut!!!

[iamcool098890]

Nope hes still alive >.> just some dude trying to get attention

[ragw33d]

he's playing at the apollo over next few weeks in london

[MrSnozberry]

R.I.P Dylan...Cant believe he's gone...Im devastated..:(:(!!

[timmyti9]

wut?

[WinleyCZ]

WHAAAT??!

[rob2bankai]

hes not dead u plank

[mmnessa]

By golly, the guy doing the interview at the beginning is Mark Heap.

[poppyhwa]

Dylan's cat impression is totally cute! Wish I had a cat like him- with fluffy hair, sleepy eyes and endless grumbling alongside occassional need for doses of toxic refreshment.

[Plinko779]

He's amazing..

[geminighost3]

this mans a genius, he shows that the Irish are the most socially advanced people that we can make these observations, to the haters, get 40000 follwers and fans and then talk shit.

[jackhartcup]

har fucking har

[RedOnChrome]

fuck off you faggot

[Flowerblood]

Shut up.

[TheSporeMoose]

YOU'RE OVER-THINKING IT!

[TheLyricUniverse]

of course he is messed up all Irish people are!!! LOL! I'm Irish! Basically thats what you get if your Irish. We are born looking and sounding and acting like this! LOL!!! We dont say anything or get help cause we couldnt be arsed! Thats the kind of country we are! :)lol

[SoJuiceySoWeedy]

damn straight we get fucked up!!

especially on those herbal ciggarets dylan mentions there :)

[yourdeaths]

He said he didn't spend much time on hello, not " I never EVER EVER use the word hello.

[uriangatobataclan]

How do you anounce your arrivals then? I'm truly interested, I'm Mexican you know, so it'd be very helpful to learn a few more ways of greeting.

[everyonedoesit2]

boredtaco I'm also sending you a couple of unbiased sources. Well, as unbiased as is possible in these days...

[futur33choes]

tobacco and alcohol aren't some of the most deadly in the world... more than say arsenic... if you have too much they're dangerous but thats true of any substance in the world... its what too much means...

[everyonedoesit2]

According to new research, (and old research, as it happens) they're both far more harmful than lots of class A drugs like Ecstasy and LSD. Plus other drugs like cannabis! Both to society, and to the taker!

In fact when the guardian ranked the top 20 most dangerous drugs in the order of harm: tobacco, caffeine and alcohol all ranked in the top 10, whilst many illegal drugs didn't even appear! (cannabis was #12, ecstacy was #19, LSD and shrooms were omitted as they're not very dangerous at all!)

[yourdeaths]

OK then. I will have a beer and a tobacco cigarrette . And i then will have some LSD and slip ecstasy into someones drink. Which is worse?

All this research is done by the guardian, a newspaper which firmly believes not recycling and leaving a light on kills polar bears and gives children cancer. Go figure with your anti society views and how alcohol and tobacco wre terrible things to mention in a comedy video that you think will kill children and puppies

[geminighost3]

your mum

[geminighost3]

then there stupid.. ha

[Turniphead0]

cigarettes are more harmful physically, but heroin is more harmful mentally, socially and financially

[Menla1]

no it doesnt, heroin harms more physically, way more in fact, where on earth did you come up with that?

[Turniphead0]

Well how I should I know? I'm not an addict. Besides, how does Heroin harm you physically?

[drinkbottle4]

it weakens your immune system and makes your joints ache, thats two that I know im sure there's more, the symptems are like ice

[Turniphead0]

yeh, while cigarettes also weaken the immune system, contains carcinogens resulting in a large number of forms of cancer, particularly in major organs, inhibits the transportation of oxygen in the blood stream, causes strokes and heart attacks, infertility, damage to unborn children, and many, many other serious and less serious illnesses and conditions such as asthma, pneumonia, flu etc.

And that's not even counting factors such as plaque, skin discolouration, loss of taste *Run out of space*

[drinkbottle4]

yeah thats true too, dont dissagree with you there, sorry didnt see your 1st comment

[Turniphead0]

oh and I thought you were the first guy to post (Menla1) so im sorry too