The Head, The Tail...

[viavip115]

What game is this?

[acesonfire]

@viavip115 crysis 

[sean692369]

@acesonfire Are you trolling him? Or do you seriously think this is Crysis?

[acesonfire]

@sean692369 i thought it was crysis but now that i think about my thoughts i think that i may have thought wrong about my thoughts, what do you think?

[AndriusFalkauskas]

@sean692369 Description...

[ultran33b]

@viavip115 Shark Hunter 2012.

[DepthCharg3]

we're gonna need a bigger boat

[roxaswright]

I so a shock

[TheStrangeN]

I'll just finish the quote...

...The head, the tail....the whole damn thing.

[gaminggoddess85]

Giant spook sharks?

[VergilsRespite]

I believe this was in the Jaws directors cut?

[spoogbib]

have 4PP ever finished a game ? or do they just piss around every day ?

[TheOkanKid]

2:50 PURE EPICNESS

[jmmyjimmy106]

The blood is attracting more sharks lol.

[Twilight12343]

Was I the only one that died laughing at 1:16?

Yes, no? :o

Kay.

[Phillthebodyguard]

what game?

[TheHamishbatten1995]

@Phillthebodyguard Crysis 1

[JasonXtK]

I dont get how a shark can kill someone in a suit like that

[gta99silverado]

LOL! the screasm lmfao

[pu3lovesbleach]

why swim on the island??? why can't you use the boat to get there???!!!

[LemonVX]

Sometimes he's not funny, just a faggot

[Kinetic0900]

@LemonVX like you

[swedishguy32]

This seems more like hes trying to be funny more than actually being funny

[solidboss1000]

i've never seen a shark at crysis,lol ?

[hitman3336]

that noise he made like at 20 scared the hell out of me

[PFieroGT87]

And then, BIG JAWS!

[Sims3Ki11ahBadBoyZ]

Thats not shark thats jaws and his friends

[barcelon09]

REAL Man vs Wild

[coldfyre18]

Using billion dollar suits to hunt sharks?

GENIUS!

[TheMegaNattoMan]

The ocean, thanks to Jak and daxter, my mortal enemy...

[gtakid619]

Its crysis on the pc

[LordSpectreXIII]

nice boat.

[SupremacyHD]

Imagine a guy fishing at a port on the island and seeing a guy in silky overalls jumping and shooting at the water

[stendhal99]

What game is this

[xboxandpcuser]

@stendhal99

I don't know if you're blind or just being an arse,it clearly says in the description.

Also known as the game that needed a current generation of PC to be played in 2007

[TheMeatLover123]

No jack, YOU cant punch a shark..but Chuck Norris can. :D

[6Dragon6Man6]

This guys is pretty boring.

[TheMeatLover123]

@6Dragon6Man6 have you ever listened to jack before? hes friggin hilariouse!

[GenKage16]

the end sentence was the best. "no, you can't punch a fucking shark. confirmed."

[alematt]

I actually enjoy Jacks videos. Bring a nice new interesting person to the cast. So fuck all ya'll nay sayers.

[sezyback]

Jack tries too hard :\

[SomeDude1403]

OH common Jack! Mike Haggar used to wrestle the fuckers why cant you at least punch one

[Fuckingflesheater]

i can't get into jack's playing as much as i do with brad, nick, and david.

[DiarrheaDELUXE]

Reminds me of the shark in Banjo Kazooie. Scared the shit outta me when I was little.

[sharkladyindisguise]

..But that's not even remotely shark-ish behavior... silly programmers.

[psycho9ification]

LIL JAWS

[TalesofGirl4ever]

2:28

Jack: "Well, that was easy."

Shark: "Hi! Nice to meet you. My name is-,"

Jack: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!" *Shoots Wildly*

Shark: D:

[NoOneIsHere37]

1:20 what the fuck? *BOOM*

[Sedraen]

Jack jumped the shark.

[zzman305]

You go in the game? Game goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark. Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish lady...

[AhiruAngel]

This is going to sound strange but...Jack sounds so adorable when he's scared!

[IPLAYECKSBAWKS]

New Jaws movie confirmed.

[SpadeOnTheRocks]

I just don't like how this guy sounds like f*ckin mickey mouse throughout the whole video. Brad is funny cus he screams and curses and sounds like a helpless child. This guy... is just flat out annoying and I don't feel sympathy for him when he gets scared.

[KingManOld]

@SpadeOnTheRocks People like you need to give the other 4pp members some respect, i personally found this very funny, i literally sharted my pants (liquid poo).

[SpadeOnTheRocks]

@KingManOld I gave him a chance and most likely people "like me" have given him a chance. The more I watched the more annoying and unfunny he is.

[KingManOld]

@SpadeOnTheRocks YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!!!!!!!!!! Even though i dont know you.

[dahs44]

@SpadeOnTheRocks brad sounds evan more like micky gtfo (not trollin on brad)

[92dickos]

morally im against what im about to type buuutt i think itd be pretty funny seeing jack hunt a whale XD

[TheMhn5]

what the fuck BOOM!

[CrazyFeetSEA]

at 2:35 i think he fell off the boat twice in a state of panic LOL funny shit

[Patrick7Star]

THE DIFFERENCE between Jack and Brad is that Brad plays scary games, Jack is driving a boat in a fucking tropical beach.

There's a difference.

[ZkillerZpictures]

And not a single "Jaws" reference from Jack? Son I am disappoint.

[DjSilver118]

Crysis: Shark Attack Mode

[DudeWheresMyCardz]

He's blatently playing up to the camera, it sounds well acted

[TriggerHappyChicken]

@DudeWheresMyCardz He's actually genuinely afraid of sharks.

[FFXFREAK572]

"No, you can't punch a shark"

Tell that to Lara Croft.

[bigfabe12]

yea but ppl like brad..

[diamondboy9]

you do know the reason he was so scared of the shark is because he has a fear of them right?

[Kussinator]

Couldnt he just keep driving?....

[GmodCaboose56]

@Kussinator No, he can just shoot them.

[SUPitsDave]

"no... you can't punch a fuckin' shark"

hahahahaha

[Uvi91]

I agree with IceXnk7. Jack being scared is normal, I get scared too.

Brad being scared is fun because he likes to play it over the top. Except for Fatal Frame that game is scary, and should include the phone number for Ghost Busters so you can call them if you start believing the ghosts are in your house.

[Annabelleaugust39]

"Swim you fat bastard!!" I choked on my saliva and laughed hard Dx

[theKlaw]

I think you're gunna need a bigger boat.

[zapperydoop]

Ahahahahaha! SWIM YOU FAT BASTARD!!! hahahahha

[Escalfadosify]

Jack has got to be the only person I know that can get eaten by a shark three consecutive times by doing the exact same thing: sitting still.

I suppose that last bit with him trying to punch the shark and not getting away with it was just insult to injury.

[TheDOOOOME]

This is like the most dangerous ocean in the world!

[iH8You4MakinMeDoThis]

swim you fat bastard! lolol

[twinblademasta]

Why is justin bieber in teh suggestions?

[WrinryRockBellFMA]

@twinblademasta

Because it's "Justin.TV..."

[cloud3441]

what game

[TheMhn5]

@cloud3441

dont make me slap you....it's crysis

[vicente321]

does everyone get scared of games so easily? >.>

[UberLithen]

i can confirm that it's impossible to touch the shark, its got a insta-kill box around it.

Also it's not possible to trick them near land cause there is a boundary de-spawning the shark when it gets outside of it.

(I mapped for and modded Crysis 1 a lot)

[o0RaWKeR0o]

@kuro450 Wow, not even a good trolling... Can't tell if pre-pubescent kid, or english second language...

[kuro450]

@o0RaWKeR0o Neither.

[kuro450]

JACK PUSSY YOU MAD ALL BITCHES?FUCK YOU PUSSY YOU GET SCARED IN A FPS GAME?HXAHXHAXHA WHAT A BITCH LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOM RAISED A BITCH.

YOU MAD ALL ?

[TriggerHappyChicken]

@kuro450 Troll harder bro. your skills are seriously lacking.

[Dantaroen]

@kuro450 erm what?

[LaShaniko]

xD I laughed like a pig, squealing.

[Spartan117A1]

Nice framerate

Not

[oXodazz94oXo]

well this was typical jack... boring

[vuur150]

IDC what the top comments say lol but really this was kind of a pussy moment

[Crappy0Productions]

ahhhh 720p never looked so good

[Poppy0109]

I wonder what him playing 'Jaws Unleashed' would be like.... :) xxx

[TheMhn5]

i cant make fun of him,cause im scared of the spiders in minecraft, and i Beat dead space, but i can turn the difficulty to peaceful faster than you can blink

[TheMhn5]

wow, my computer lagged watching a VIDEO on crysis, thats fucked up

[HolligaMan]

i act in the same way when a play games with parts in the sea

[strikeoffate]

His acting badly realy xD

[NetherFeather]

"You are fast, you are invisiable, you are strong, you can survive massive falls, you can take heavy caliber weapons..... BUT WHAT EVER YOU DO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM SHARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thewhitemask]

rofl, Jack rocks

[feeblemind]

just when he thought he killed jaws...Bigger Jaws shows up...kills biggers jaws then WAy.. bigger jaws shows up.

[LeTelecast]

Best episode of River monsters yet.

[SirWarkwark]

How the hell would you react if a freakin shark rams you and goes nomnoming on your arse!? EH??

[blasterguy101]

"No, you can't punch a fucking shark....UNLESS YOU ARE CHUCK NORRIS"

[3ch0er]

lol

[deadreap32]

wow so good textures what graphics card are you using?

[hunterkiller9991]

0:28 headphones volume almost full I fcking fell of the chair

[MrWebbyD]

Sounds like a Brad wannabe

[knackie2456]

@MrWebbyD Sound's like a retard.

[QueenAlexiaAshford27]

Aw, stop hating on Jack. He's funny. :D

[HoboStation]

what tha fack??????

[membu]

Thought that shark was alive? Nope, Chuck Testa

[CanadAssassiN]

@membu that joke was funny for the first 5 times i heard it. After 5,000 its kinda getting old.

[membu]

@CanadAssassiN

I know, i just had to piss people off. Jk, i wont do it again... :D

[solame10101]

Feels like he is trying to be Brad

[lalaliam]

jack: the shit one of the show.

[IceXnk7]

@SaiteK1911 why unsub? you do realize that this isn't the real podcast, right? they have an actual show. you should watch it for once.

[Jarek4]

@SaiteK1911 Stop bitching

[Delta6202]

@SaiteK1911 asshole.

[LoLIceCream123]

@SaiteK1911 didnt you unsub already when brad said he doesnt like gears of war?

[bharmonk]

He's going to need a bigger boat..........

[chicox26]

am i like serious the only person here that likes jack because hes hilarious

most of u just hate on him cuz hes british

[jonbajet]

It feels like this guy is trying too hard to be funny. But he's not...

[Demock]

"hurr durr, I love wheen brad playz teh scary games and screemz lyk a girl LOLOLOL" "durr Jack Stop beeing sucha pussy! durr" you guys are retarded, shit

[slimy0slime]

@Demock hey look at me! I'm a furry!

[Demock]

@slimy0slime no, but nice try

[blazejames47]

@Demock You really had to say the SAME thing the other guy said?

[Demock]

@blazejames47 meh, i didn't notice it as i posted it, but yeah that does make it a bit unnecessary

[b0w5er]

@Demock Different people, duh

[IceXnk7]

people accuse Jack of being a pussy when he gets scared.

whenever Brad gets scared by a little girl people think its the greatest thing ever.

You're all queer.

[thebigenea]

@IceXnk7 Jack tries to be funny when he is not scared. While Brad is really funny.

[Specterish]

@IceXnk7 I was already gay... what happens now?

[IceXnk7]

@Specterish i didnt necessarily mean gay. but weird. strange. questionable.

[Specterish]

@IceXnk7 Well fuck. To your original point though, you're completely right about the whole Brad being scared thing...

[onekill122]

@IceXnk7 when jack gets scared he sounds like a queer when brad does its funny its called trying to be funny while being scared

[IceXnk7]

@onekill122 so you're saying that brad is trying to be funny, even when he gets SO scared that he actually has to turn off the game? yeah i dont think so. you say that like you know them personally.

[despadas]

@IceXnk7 yeah, nothing like you who say that like you know them personally

[IceXnk7]

@despadas haha whatttt?

[despadas]

@IceXnk7 exactly

[IceXnk7]

@despadas explain what you're saying :P

[TheShadowPhantom1]

@IceXnk7 And you're saying that he isn't funny when he does that?

Wow, lack of a sense of humor there buddy.

[IceXnk7]

@TheShadowPhantom1 you're missing the point. im saying he isn't trying to be funny when brad gets scared. i didnt say anything about him not being funny.

lack of critical reading skills there buddy.

[TheShadowPhantom1]

@IceXnk7 I disagree with the latter part of your message there numbnut. It tends to be rather difficult to find comments on these videos, and I honestly couldn't be bothered looking for it, so I took what I could from the visible conversation. Go troll someone who won't troll back harder.

[IceXnk7]

@TheShadowPhantom1 who's trolling? i just replied back to someone who replied to my original comment that got 175 votes up. then i prove my point then you get pissed? sorry but if anything you're the one starting shit. not my fault that two of my comments were at the top at one point.

[TheShadowPhantom1]

@IceXnk7 Whoever said I was pissed?

[IceXnk7]

@IceXnk7 whoever said i was trolling?

[ClokworkMonster]

@IceXnk7 but jack doesnt get scared in a horror game but in crysis!

[IceXnk7]

@ClokworkMonster haha right, that alone is pretty funny. i mean the game doesnt necessarily have to be a horror genre to be scary, i was always scared playing through the first tomb raider game as a kid. :P

[GmodCaboose56]

@IceXnk7 There's people actually being hypocrites about Jack and Brad being scared? Lol, wow. Personally, I think this is just as funny as Brad getting scared. Not as hilarious but just as funny.

[IceXnk7]

@GmodCaboose56 right, the majority of them are most likely basing their opinions off of the youtube clips alone and have never watched their podcasts.

[MorganMcJiggleson]

Why does the shark growl? lol, so stupid.

[AhiruAngel]

For some reason he makes me think of the squirrel from the movie Ice Age

[snoogans20]

This guy is such a pussy, lol.

[snoogans20]

This guy is such a pussy, lol.

[PackleaderKiba]

Mr. T lied

[Sever607]

If it was a real shark its chew his prop, or tip his boat like it did the first time.

[bentheweirdo]

wow, how are you scarred of a video game shark, like come on what a pussy

[HackersOfComputers]

@bentheweirdo would you say that if it was brad playing?

[bentheweirdo]

@HackersOfComputers Brad is totally different, but Jack sounds like the type of guy that doesnt play shooters and gets scarred of a video game

[HackersOfComputers]

@bentheweirdo so, you're saying that if jack get scared for something, hes a pussy, but if brad gets scared of something, its totally OK? great logic there.

[bentheweirdo]

@HackersOfComputers cuz Brads scream is way funnier then jacks scream

[HackersOfComputers]

@bentheweirdo so, you're saying that if jack get scared for something, hes a pussy, but if brad gets scared of something, its totally OK? great logic there.

[Haroids]

I saw this live.

I was being accused of trolling.

Is this Minecraft?

[OMGitsjulian1]

@AureliusMaximus10 Same with your grammar.

[Tabbix]

Silly Jack, don't you know killing one, the others will smell it's blood and swarm?