Gays are perverted and the more they become accepted, the better the chance is that your kid is going to be gay. And c'mon lets all be serious here not being mean or anything, but it is unnatural clearly, and comparing it to being left handed is nonsense. You might think your doing justice to humanity, but in reality you are joining the forces which are degrading it.
There is a video on youtube, entitled '2 very sick people" watch that and tell me if "unnatural" is ok
@Enayze lol. Wow. At times it sounds like you're being satirical. I still ain't completely sure that you're being serious, because that was the worse, most misinformed arguement I've ever heard, and that made me smile. Keep up the good work, whether you are aware that you're being funny or not.
@Enayze And then you watch other people have sex on a plastic and metal tube inside a square made of brick and cement. Yeah, unnatural is a bad thing so why are you wearing clothes again? That's pretty unnatural.
@Odin4President You are not going to win here, everyone and their mom knows deep down homosexuality is unnatural. If why I am wearing clothes is your best argument, then you should stop arguing. Its not like I have a hate for homos a lot of them are fine people, but lets not kid ourselves, just because its being shoved down peoples throats as normal on TV and elsewhere does not make it so.
Left-handed people have been proven to be extremely artistic and musically talented. I don't think you realize how hard it is for us left handers, writing in notebooks, binders and pretty much everything else. So we don't need shit from and ignorant person saying we are evil or unnatural. I believe that god loves everybody, and why would he not for something as silly as what hand you write with?
Just because someone is left-handed doesn't mean they are different or lesser of a person than you. So, some other people may need to use different things than you do, why is that so wrong? How would you feel if someone said being right-handed was unnatural? Have you tried writing with your left hand, well thats how hard it is for us to write with our right. Just because we are different, doesn't make you better than us, and definitely doesnt give you the right to take away what's natural to us.
I need smart friends like you, everyone around me just keeps fooling around, it's so depressing, I might be a geek but at least I try to talk about the real and the truth.
There is a girl in one of my classes, Miki (7), who is truly ambidextrous. If I ask her to write/draw something she will use the hand that is closest to the pencil that she picks up.
I've suggested to her that, when she writes in English, she should use her right hand.
I suggested this from a future convenience standpoint.
The left handed kids can, ofcourse, use their left hand.
It's things like all of this regulation stuff that makes me ashamed to be human sometimes. And separation of Church and State? It's sick that people haven't fixed that...
Al, IMHO, your approach to argument, no matter whether the topic is atheism or, in this case Prop 8, is the most effective possible. Nobody should be offended, rather, one must reconsider when opposed to your view.
I rank all your videos fives or fours. This one, I think is one belonging in your best three. Just hope you'll find time to make many more.
Upbringing. I don't know the numbers so this could be dismissed as ignorant but I would be willing to bet that their is a higher percentage of gay people who were raised without father figures than those of which who had one. Wow... grammer explosion.
EpiDot52 - So, you are saying that being raised without a father figure causes boys and girls to become homosexual when otherwise they wouldn't be. And you admit that you have no actual numbers on this, nor did you try to find any.
No, I'm obviously not saying that without a father figure it's going to "make" you gay. I just think that people are born as a blank slate and certain things are concreted into our brains. This isn't anti-gay, It's just how I believe the brain to work. You surely wouldn't say that what I just said is impossible. You yourself said you have to constantly challenge your own ideas. By casting off what I said, do you think you're doing that?
EpiDot52 - You've made a claim that not having a father figure makes some children gay. You don't have any facts or studies or anything to back it up. Of course I can dismiss it out of hand.
If I told you a high protein diet made people gay, but offered absolutely no evidence, you are not compelled at all to give it any credibility. It sounds absurd to me, and there's no facts to show it isn't absurd. I'm completely justified in casting it off.
Here's a thought. Why don't we just ask gays and lesbians whether they were born that way? Guess what,100% of them say they were born that way. And isn't that just good enough? Not that they need further explanation. After all, you don't see straight people having to explain themselves.
Well, I'm sure Al wouldn't agree to this either. Just because people say something is true doesn't mean you don't question it. Also, I got jumped on for not looking up information. You can't rebuke it with one of your own. Also, because I don't feel like being made out to be the devil here, I would ACTIVELY vote for gay rights because it is absolutely a civil right. At the very least I would vote for it on principle.
Umm...i'm not gay. Anyways, my point was that if you and I (assuming you're straight) were to have been asked whether we're born straight, we wouldn't have a problem with answering 'yes'; without having to prove it. Unless you mean to suggest that somehow your environment and upbringing has made you straight. And given the right circumstances you could be Made gay? I think not.
Actually that is what I believe. I believe if some of my circumstances in my developmental years had been changed, It is possible that I would be gay right now. Think about why stereotypes concerning your place as a sibling (ie. Only Child, Youngest Child, etc) are around. A person being an oldest child is very often grouped with other oldest children in terms of behavior. You wouldn't say they were born an "oldest child" would you?
Actually if someone asked me if I was born straight, I would reply that I was born human. Then I'd probably rue that cause I don't like being associated with this race. At least in part cause there are jerks that WOULD ask that question. But that's just opinion and I don't mean to offend anyone. If I have I'm sorry, and maybe you should take a look at why you felt offended by it.
The Associated Press computed divorce statistics from data supplied by the U.S. Census Bureau and the National Center for Health. They showed that the highest divorce rates were found in the 'Bible Belt'.
WASHINGTON -- Psychoanalytic theory holds that homophobia -- the fear, anxiety, anger, discomfort and aversion that some ostensibly heterosexual people hold for gay individuals -- is the result of repressed homosexual urges that the person is either unaware of or denies.
left handed people should learn to use their right hand,
how many left handed people have died from right handed products.
What does this Bible have anything to do with this? Whats your fixation with Christian people,.
Why should people use their left hand? well they can, but dont think that companies have to create left hand products as well as right handed products. Btw being left handed is a choice.
ok, al, im not good at discerning when someone is being sarcastic, or using satire, im actually not very good at following most kinds of humour if im honest.
i hope that you were using one of those forms of humour when you made this video, and that if such a law has been passed in the US, that such attitudes wont recur here in the UK.
im sorry so much of ur laws are based on a misunderstanding of a christianity.
leviticus is part of an old christian covenant, not the current one.
Actually I think the brief example of left-handed can openers was a better example than the basic idea of "being left handed". It's the same as saying that you want to "preserve the good name of can openers" by preventing some company from making special left-handed can openers. Which of course doesn't effect the rest of us at all. Since being gay isn't illegal or in question, I think the "accessory" example was quite apt.
When my parents went to school [in the 40's] they were taught to write with their right hand and lefties were actively punished for using their left hand and forced to use their right hand.
I inherited left-handedness from my grandfather who went to Catholic School. He's never written with his left hand, but his handwriting removes all doubt. It's kind of depressing really, knowing that he went through life with an unnecessary handicap.
Left handed people are disgusting and shameful! It's an Abomination! It's unatural! Think or our children! No child of MINE is going to grow up and become left handed! We must stop this sinful disgrace against society! God Hates Lefties!
I really enjoy your videos, they're entertaining at the same time they make extremely valid points.
As a californian who rallied very hard against prop "R", AKA prop hR! (Er, i guess that where the metaohpr breaks down) I'm glad some people still care about this issue.
Lastly, not to be to critical, but aren't you a bit late on this bandwagon? By, say, 3 months or so? Wouldn't this kind of statement gotten a lot more usage, say... *before* the last election?
Left handers have the same legal rights as I do. They can write with their right hand just as I can write with my right hand. Not my fault if they CHOOSE not to.
Now seriously, I'm a leftie and consider this analogy (which I've been using against homophobes myself) very apt.
I generally love your videos, but for some reason this one didn't do it for me. :(
It might be just when people do satire on people who are dumbfounded about their own views. It feels like a straw man. I'm not sure though because you did a great job doing a similar thing with the Poseidon video.
LOL. I thought you were going to say next thing you know, people are writing their names in the snow with urine. But you're right. Just think of how awkward it would be if you try to shake hands with a Muslim using your left hand. Uh-oh; I just noticed, you're quad-ocular. OMG. You know what slippery slope that leads down... Anime-philia, which leads to cruelty to baby monsters... Oh, the humanity! Quickly, we must initiate Properation-H.
That was fantastic! I used this subject as a learning tool for my kids. They couldn't understand why it was anyones business if you were "left handed" or not. I love the way you put this. Keep them coming!
I think we are on the RIGHT track, here. I once watched a guy holding his thingie with his left hand while peeing. Uuggghhh! Just imagine if he was trying to write in the snow with his pee while holding his thingie with his left hand... I hope that write-peeing in the snow with the left hand is also covered by Prop-R. If god is "right", then what are we "left" complaining about?
Al gets it! When will this thing called religion go away? How can abolish religion forever? Life will be a much higher quality life, and we can truly live a life of freedom without this thing called religion. Thx Al. Well done as always.
Heh, I think abolishing religion kind of defeats the purpose of the "life of freedom" thing. ;-) It would be better if the Religious Right just got over themselves. (Ooo, see the "Right" reference in there? Mmm hmm. Just sayin'.)
lefthanded people are fags! if they dont correct themselves they will burn forever in eternal hellfire! left handed writing are a choice! protect our children from this abomination of writing.. i feel sick every time i see a guy write with his left hand dont you?
There's a left-handed couple that lives down the street from us... and they expect to have the same rights as a right-handed couple! The nerve, trying to force their alternate lifestyle agenda on us. And their kid is right-handed--what kind of example are they setting? Can they raise him right? Why do they think the normal way is called "Right"? I used to write with either hand, till the Hand Nazi's showed me the Right way. Tragically, my son is a pure Lefty... nothing but kindling for Hell!
Oh, how I love the way you spell out every bit of flawed logic in such a simple and humorous way that even a creationist can understand.
I have to admit, out of all the videos I've watched on youtube from various people concerning any given subject, yours are by far my favorite. Glad to see another video from you.
lol good to see you still making videos. kind of. i was going to make my own video, but now i dont feel like it anymore. because youjust made one. so alright then.
This video truly resonates the truth of how promoters of Proposition 8 are mentally constructed, whilst be coerced to promote such cruel discrimination by those around them which shove dusty books in their faces.
Thank you Al for making this video !
Please make more witty videos more frequently if possible! You are brilliant!
Gen 48:14 "& Israel stretched out his right hand & laid it upon Ephraim's head, who was the younger & his left hand upon Manasseh's head, guiding his hands wittingly; for Manasseh was the firstborn. 17& when Joseph saw that his father laid his right hand upon the head of Ephraim, it displeased him: & he held up his father's hand, to remove it from Ephraim's head unto Manasseh's head. 18& Joseph said unto his father, Not so,my father: for this is the firstborn; put thy right hand upon his head."
"And now if ye will deal kindly and truly with my master, tell me: and if not, tell me; that I may turn to the right hand, or to the left."
The connection would be that "dealing kindly and truly" would be related to "turning to the right hand", and NOT dealing truly and kindly would be associated with turning to the left (hand).
This is very funny! I really don't know much about Prop8... I don't think it has a lot to do with me in Kansas, but... on the left hand, it is coming our way...
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Leviticus 20;13 The bible that i have says something different. MY bible says that if a man lies with another man like we do with women, they both have done a detestable thing, and that they should be put to death without fail. It doesn't say anything about killing left handed people? maybe i have the wrong bible? I have New World Translation of the Holy Scriptures. Tell me if i have the wrong bible, cuz mine doesn't say what you say it says in leviticus 20;13.
I am so sick of these lefties trying to overturn Prop R in CA. I live in CA and I donated money to the Yes on Prop R campaign. Now they have released my personal information to the public and there are angry left handers picketing my house. I had no idea that supporting the elimination of people's rights would get so many people angry. I mean, come on! I'm just trying to eliminate a few freedoms and destroy equal liberty, it's not like I'm trying to ban gay marriage or anything.
I love the metaphor here. I just hope other people get the metaphor and don't just assume that it's actually got something to do with being left handed.
apparently, left-handedness is bad because it's better to hold a shield in your right hand so you can better protect your heart, with a sword in the left.
Gays are perverted and the more they become accepted, the better the chance is that your kid is going to be gay. And c'mon lets all be serious here not being mean or anything, but it is unnatural clearly, and comparing it to being left handed is nonsense. You might think your doing justice to humanity, but in reality you are joining the forces which are degrading it.
There is a video on youtube, entitled '2 very sick people" watch that and tell me if "unnatural" is ok
Enayze 1 year ago
@Enayze lol. Wow. At times it sounds like you're being satirical. I still ain't completely sure that you're being serious, because that was the worse, most misinformed arguement I've ever heard, and that made me smile. Keep up the good work, whether you are aware that you're being funny or not.
93RebelSon 1 year ago
@Enayze
Polyester is unnatural, does that make it bad? Shitting wherever and whenever you feel like it is perfectly natural, does that make it alright?
Charmolution 10 months ago
@Enayze And then you watch other people have sex on a plastic and metal tube inside a square made of brick and cement. Yeah, unnatural is a bad thing so why are you wearing clothes again? That's pretty unnatural.
Odin4President 7 months ago
@Odin4President You are not going to win here, everyone and their mom knows deep down homosexuality is unnatural. If why I am wearing clothes is your best argument, then you should stop arguing. Its not like I have a hate for homos a lot of them are fine people, but lets not kid ourselves, just because its being shoved down peoples throats as normal on TV and elsewhere does not make it so.
Enayze 7 months ago
Awesome!
Skepticktok 1 year ago
Left-handed people have been proven to be extremely artistic and musically talented. I don't think you realize how hard it is for us left handers, writing in notebooks, binders and pretty much everything else. So we don't need shit from and ignorant person saying we are evil or unnatural. I believe that god loves everybody, and why would he not for something as silly as what hand you write with?
ZabrasRock 1 year ago
@ZabrasRock Dude... it's a commentary on gay marriage.
Sebastian44327 1 year ago
Just because someone is left-handed doesn't mean they are different or lesser of a person than you. So, some other people may need to use different things than you do, why is that so wrong? How would you feel if someone said being right-handed was unnatural? Have you tried writing with your left hand, well thats how hard it is for us to write with our right. Just because we are different, doesn't make you better than us, and definitely doesnt give you the right to take away what's natural to us.
ZabrasRock 1 year ago
I need smart friends like you, everyone around me just keeps fooling around, it's so depressing, I might be a geek but at least I try to talk about the real and the truth.
mau571 1 year ago
Haha, nice satire... :)
BTW, the Bible doesn't say anything about left-handed people; just thought I should mention that.
NewStarConstellation 1 year ago
I teach English in Japan.
I love doing it. And I love the kids I teach.
There is a girl in one of my classes, Miki (7), who is truly ambidextrous. If I ask her to write/draw something she will use the hand that is closest to the pencil that she picks up.
I've suggested to her that, when she writes in English, she should use her right hand.
I suggested this from a future convenience standpoint.
The left handed kids can, ofcourse, use their left hand.
Am I a bad person regarding Miki?
naganokumas 1 year ago
I say we ban straight marriage, and make all civil unions obsolete and void
That would show those idiotic Bigots how it feels
And if someone says "Oh no Blank... That would harm and hinder many innocent people that have done nothing wrong"
Yeah... Just like Prop 8... Support Prop S! Ban Straight Marriage and All Civil Unions!!!
BlankPicketSign 1 year ago
It's things like all of this regulation stuff that makes me ashamed to be human sometimes. And separation of Church and State? It's sick that people haven't fixed that...
thisismetemptingfate 2 years ago
By that I meant the fact that currently that separation was a joke. Just to be sure I'm not misunderstood.
thisismetemptingfate 2 years ago
I don't think fundies believe that gays are born that way. They think it's a choice and that god created us straight, hence it being sinful.
mtanti87 2 years ago
Its satire.
xzqter 2 years ago
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not funny :/
kaylo154 2 years ago
Al, IMHO, your approach to argument, no matter whether the topic is atheism or, in this case Prop 8, is the most effective possible. Nobody should be offended, rather, one must reconsider when opposed to your view.
I rank all your videos fives or fours. This one, I think is one belonging in your best three. Just hope you'll find time to make many more.
Thanks, Mahdatonta
mahdatonta 2 years ago 8
I had to wach it twice to realize it was about prop 8 XD I actually thought they banned lefties XD
MrJastin 2 years ago
... woah.
Darkkish 2 years ago
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BenadrylAnnug 2 years ago
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MrJastin 2 years ago
love this video :) great job!
supersingerevan 2 years ago
Okay I'm for gay marriage but I believe that sexuality is a product of their circumstances. I don't believe you can be "born" gay.
EpiDot52 2 years ago
EpiDot52: What are some circumstances that can make a person gay?
Albert10110 2 years ago
Upbringing. I don't know the numbers so this could be dismissed as ignorant but I would be willing to bet that their is a higher percentage of gay people who were raised without father figures than those of which who had one. Wow... grammer explosion.
EpiDot52 2 years ago
EpiDot52 - So, you are saying that being raised without a father figure causes boys and girls to become homosexual when otherwise they wouldn't be. And you admit that you have no actual numbers on this, nor did you try to find any.
You're right, I can dismiss that as ignorant.
Albert10110 2 years ago
No, I'm obviously not saying that without a father figure it's going to "make" you gay. I just think that people are born as a blank slate and certain things are concreted into our brains. This isn't anti-gay, It's just how I believe the brain to work. You surely wouldn't say that what I just said is impossible. You yourself said you have to constantly challenge your own ideas. By casting off what I said, do you think you're doing that?
EpiDot52 2 years ago
EpiDot52 - You've made a claim that not having a father figure makes some children gay. You don't have any facts or studies or anything to back it up. Of course I can dismiss it out of hand.
If I told you a high protein diet made people gay, but offered absolutely no evidence, you are not compelled at all to give it any credibility. It sounds absurd to me, and there's no facts to show it isn't absurd. I'm completely justified in casting it off.
Albert10110 2 years ago
Would you define sexual orientation as a subject of the mind or the body?
EpiDot52 2 years ago
Do you find Cartesian dualism to be a convenient way to create false dichotomies?
Anyway, you're changing the subject. What evidence is there that having a father figure while growing up has any effect on sexual orientation at all?
Albert10110 2 years ago
Wow. I looked up both those words and you used them perfectly. That is what I was doing minus the false thing (IMO).
Alright If we could just forget the whole no father figure thing = gay that would be helpful to my argument.
If you could answer the question I think I might be able to convince you.
P.S. If I believe in the Cartesian dualism thing, what would that make me?
EpiDot52 2 years ago
Here's a thought. Why don't we just ask gays and lesbians whether they were born that way? Guess what,100% of them say they were born that way. And isn't that just good enough? Not that they need further explanation. After all, you don't see straight people having to explain themselves.
HimmuraTube 2 years ago
Well, I'm sure Al wouldn't agree to this either. Just because people say something is true doesn't mean you don't question it. Also, I got jumped on for not looking up information. You can't rebuke it with one of your own. Also, because I don't feel like being made out to be the devil here, I would ACTIVELY vote for gay rights because it is absolutely a civil right. At the very least I would vote for it on principle.
EpiDot52 2 years ago
Umm...i'm not gay. Anyways, my point was that if you and I (assuming you're straight) were to have been asked whether we're born straight, we wouldn't have a problem with answering 'yes'; without having to prove it. Unless you mean to suggest that somehow your environment and upbringing has made you straight. And given the right circumstances you could be Made gay? I think not.
HimmuraTube 2 years ago
Actually that is what I believe. I believe if some of my circumstances in my developmental years had been changed, It is possible that I would be gay right now. Think about why stereotypes concerning your place as a sibling (ie. Only Child, Youngest Child, etc) are around. A person being an oldest child is very often grouped with other oldest children in terms of behavior. You wouldn't say they were born an "oldest child" would you?
EpiDot52 2 years ago
Actually if someone asked me if I was born straight, I would reply that I was born human. Then I'd probably rue that cause I don't like being associated with this race. At least in part cause there are jerks that WOULD ask that question. But that's just opinion and I don't mean to offend anyone. If I have I'm sorry, and maybe you should take a look at why you felt offended by it.
thisismetemptingfate 2 years ago
I am a lefty, and I find this video hilarious.
mathgeek37 2 years ago
Personally I'm for Prop A to insure our country adheres to the ambidextrous commandments of Janus.
Skepdisc 2 years ago 3
The Associated Press computed divorce statistics from data supplied by the U.S. Census Bureau and the National Center for Health. They showed that the highest divorce rates were found in the 'Bible Belt'.
WASHINGTON -- Psychoanalytic theory holds that homophobia -- the fear, anxiety, anger, discomfort and aversion that some ostensibly heterosexual people hold for gay individuals -- is the result of repressed homosexual urges that the person is either unaware of or denies.
4me2cclearly 2 years ago 2
"I don't want anybody forcing me to use a certain can opener..."
"that's why we need to force them to use right-handed can openers..."
the irony of this country....XD
KirbyOnCronic 2 years ago
this video needs so much more attention dammit
fliggahj 2 years ago 6
You might say that left handed people are born that way...
but you could also say that black people are born that way...
So how could this do with the civil rights movements?
Xycondetsu 2 years ago 2
Brilliant.
kwadruple 2 years ago 2
have you ever read the bible??
mmm...using your logic..
i wonder...
err.. read the new and old, the christian bible.
and discuss it on your video...
Castrate666 2 years ago
left handed people should learn to use their right hand,
how many left handed people have died from right handed products.
What does this Bible have anything to do with this? Whats your fixation with Christian people,.
Why should people use their left hand? well they can, but dont think that companies have to create left hand products as well as right handed products. Btw being left handed is a choice.
rocketsauce08 2 years ago
Very funny, and just a little sad too. Thanks for posting this! Great job...
:)
jssherrard 2 years ago
no relation between the two at all. nice try though.
dudeman5790 2 years ago
there's this new thing called a dictionary, get one and look up "metaphor." nice try though.
FTLNewsFeed 2 years ago
right, I was saying, AS A METAPHOR, there's no connection.
dudeman5790 2 years ago
dudeman5790 - Perhaps it would help your case if you explain how to fails as a metaphor, instead of simply asserting it without any reason.
Albert10110 2 years ago
Albert, if you don't make new videos you will probably get aids and cancer.
GnosticAtheist 2 years ago
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whatever i know you are my fan
Zo0788 2 years ago
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i dont understand you youtube viewers. my vids are so much better
yeah im bitter and what?!
Zo0788 2 years ago
ok, al, im not good at discerning when someone is being sarcastic, or using satire, im actually not very good at following most kinds of humour if im honest.
i hope that you were using one of those forms of humour when you made this video, and that if such a law has been passed in the US, that such attitudes wont recur here in the UK.
im sorry so much of ur laws are based on a misunderstanding of a christianity.
leviticus is part of an old christian covenant, not the current one.
thebestwillow 2 years ago
Well done Al!
cichytom 2 years ago
great video. nice satare. left handed people have rights too.
conrad4ever 2 years ago
Great vid - watched it like the 4th time.
Actually I think the brief example of left-handed can openers was a better example than the basic idea of "being left handed". It's the same as saying that you want to "preserve the good name of can openers" by preventing some company from making special left-handed can openers. Which of course doesn't effect the rest of us at all. Since being gay isn't illegal or in question, I think the "accessory" example was quite apt.
Flyborg 2 years ago
Excellent video...5 stars.
kshackleton 2 years ago
When my parents went to school [in the 40's] they were taught to write with their right hand and lefties were actively punished for using their left hand and forced to use their right hand.
It's a fact.
kshackleton 2 years ago 2
i know people who were forced ended up being able to write with both hands lol
swikmasta 2 years ago 2
I inherited left-handedness from my grandfather who went to Catholic School. He's never written with his left hand, but his handwriting removes all doubt. It's kind of depressing really, knowing that he went through life with an unnecessary handicap.
atriqus 2 years ago 2
Absolutely brilliant =) Make more videos! =D
NoRegret0 2 years ago
Left handed people are disgusting and shameful! It's an Abomination! It's unatural! Think or our children! No child of MINE is going to grow up and become left handed! We must stop this sinful disgrace against society! God Hates Lefties!
YES ON PROP R!
ofelixdacat 2 years ago
I really enjoy your videos, they're entertaining at the same time they make extremely valid points.
As a californian who rallied very hard against prop "R", AKA prop hR! (Er, i guess that where the metaohpr breaks down) I'm glad some people still care about this issue.
Lastly, not to be to critical, but aren't you a bit late on this bandwagon? By, say, 3 months or so? Wouldn't this kind of statement gotten a lot more usage, say... *before* the last election?
Obsidianorb 2 years ago
Well done! I'm left handed- but I'm not gay. But now I feel a blood bond with homosexuals. Thanks for making me see the light!!!
gatorclaw 2 years ago
Great stuff - I really enjoyed this :-)
sharpasneedles 2 years ago
My grandmother was actually beaten for being left handed, BY NUNS!!!
ColumbiaLibertas 2 years ago
Haha, parody at its finest. Great job!
jjmblue7 2 years ago
Left handers have the same legal rights as I do. They can write with their right hand just as I can write with my right hand. Not my fault if they CHOOSE not to.
Now seriously, I'm a leftie and consider this analogy (which I've been using against homophobes myself) very apt.
Jacnas 2 years ago 2
Glad to see you're back. Love the vids!
joebruno2003 2 years ago
hey is their any logic to when you put up vidoes cause um...i like them a lot
dogonpicklesplash 2 years ago
good to see you making vids again
fliggahj 2 years ago
Awesome video!!!!!
therugdoctoranimesux 2 years ago
you know, I've actually been thinking about starting to write and do things with my left hand...
how do I repent?
ThetempleofMike 2 years ago
You need to get back to making videos. :)
healthyaddict 2 years ago
I generally love your videos, but for some reason this one didn't do it for me. :(
It might be just when people do satire on people who are dumbfounded about their own views. It feels like a straw man. I'm not sure though because you did a great job doing a similar thing with the Poseidon video.
Keep the videos coming. :)
dreamwalker007 2 years ago
GENIUS!
I could almost KISS you, man.
...except I'm not "left-handed."
(not that there's anything WRONG with that)...
onetellurian 2 years ago
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onetellurian 2 years ago
LOL. I thought you were going to say next thing you know, people are writing their names in the snow with urine. But you're right. Just think of how awkward it would be if you try to shake hands with a Muslim using your left hand. Uh-oh; I just noticed, you're quad-ocular. OMG. You know what slippery slope that leads down... Anime-philia, which leads to cruelty to baby monsters... Oh, the humanity! Quickly, we must initiate Properation-H.
RichardRoy2 2 years ago
nice
DDracon 2 years ago
Awe, first video I don't agree with you with. Not to say that i totally disagree you but.....
Gabebro1 2 years ago
I love it!
Storvick 2 years ago
ahahaha leviticus 20:13..
possible gay reference? ahaha
look it up =P
SeRuShiJak 2 years ago
another great video. for what it's worth, I think this concept may be over many people's heads, but still a strong video. post more if you can!
gstrompolos 2 years ago
"like pooping... and dying..." haha classic albert sarcasm
gstrompolos 2 years ago
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How to you get a homo to fuck a girl???
Fill her pussy with Shit!!!
k9feces 2 years ago
Ok that doesn't even make sense dumbass.
blackirises88 2 years ago
Excellent video. Hope to see more soon.
frankpc3 2 years ago
Herre gud, sluta.
GigaBoost 2 years ago
That was fantastic! I used this subject as a learning tool for my kids. They couldn't understand why it was anyones business if you were "left handed" or not. I love the way you put this. Keep them coming!
Nattybug01 2 years ago 3
I like being left handed, down with righties!
RhonwenBear 2 years ago
I think we are on the RIGHT track, here. I once watched a guy holding his thingie with his left hand while peeing. Uuggghhh! Just imagine if he was trying to write in the snow with his pee while holding his thingie with his left hand... I hope that write-peeing in the snow with the left hand is also covered by Prop-R. If god is "right", then what are we "left" complaining about?
I'm just sayin'...
paulheurich 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA. :D
Al, I LOVE you.
xpinkvinyl 2 years ago
Al gets it! When will this thing called religion go away? How can abolish religion forever? Life will be a much higher quality life, and we can truly live a life of freedom without this thing called religion. Thx Al. Well done as always.
mrsteven000 2 years ago
Heh, I think abolishing religion kind of defeats the purpose of the "life of freedom" thing. ;-) It would be better if the Religious Right just got over themselves. (Ooo, see the "Right" reference in there? Mmm hmm. Just sayin'.)
JustSayNoToNutbread 2 years ago
You get it. You rock.
sgnpro 3 years ago 2
... I love this. You win so very, very hard at life.
Nice to know the art of satire is alive and well. <3
DemonBunny4 3 years ago 4
lefthanded people are fags! if they dont correct themselves they will burn forever in eternal hellfire! left handed writing are a choice! protect our children from this abomination of writing.. i feel sick every time i see a guy write with his left hand dont you?
HEIL HITLER
mollen19 3 years ago
Hitler was left handed (I'm not even kidding).
Darkkish 2 years ago
Great point. If they had the "right" to use their left hand, it wouldn't be called a "right" in the first place!
soulhunger1 3 years ago
Been a long time! Glad you're back.
petroltear 3 years ago 3
great video
scpotts101 3 years ago
left handed motherfuckers
kylejones7 3 years ago
I eat left handed people. boo yeah, time to enter a prop where we can eat left people.
TwoCentSoup 3 years ago
hahahahahaha im so gonna subscribe
solky1s 3 years ago 2
yes! kill them unnatural lefthanded evil egoistic bastards!
srsly tho..love the vid! great allegory! :D
(im a straight guy supporting gay rights 100%)
pornoopel 3 years ago
moar
Valkes 3 years ago
Too funny! Seriously, awesome point!
Quin7475 3 years ago
Awesome dude. Awesome.
kalahie 3 years ago
As always I love your videos Al. Your sarcasm in this video was off the charts, but kept me laughing for the entirety of it. Keep up the good work.
XDownage 3 years ago
Nice! Great video.
rthrower 3 years ago
There's a left-handed couple that lives down the street from us... and they expect to have the same rights as a right-handed couple! The nerve, trying to force their alternate lifestyle agenda on us. And their kid is right-handed--what kind of example are they setting? Can they raise him right? Why do they think the normal way is called "Right"? I used to write with either hand, till the Hand Nazi's showed me the Right way. Tragically, my son is a pure Lefty... nothing but kindling for Hell!
juliuschas 3 years ago 3
This was AMAZING your Brilliant!! loved it!!!!!
oh and i just know all those bible bangers out there will be praying that you turn away from satan and your evil ways haha
7539518524 3 years ago
"Like pooping, and dying!" XD
Oh, how I love the way you spell out every bit of flawed logic in such a simple and humorous way that even a creationist can understand.
I have to admit, out of all the videos I've watched on youtube from various people concerning any given subject, yours are by far my favorite. Glad to see another video from you.
naejimba 3 years ago
.... OMG I love you more and more and more...
ReiDavidson 3 years ago 2
Well said. Thanks Al.
Socrates679 3 years ago
been a while man- awesome way to come back, great video
20MOJO20 3 years ago 2
Good to see your stuff again Al : )
DominoFalls 3 years ago
I wish there were a way to give you a six star rating because this is beyond five stars.
Fantastic job.
gyllenhaalic105 3 years ago 2
love it. almost like an edwardcurrent video with sarcasm and all, but definitely your style.
austinisi 3 years ago
edwardcurrent is GREAT
AND SO WAS THIS!!!
BIGgourami 3 years ago
Welcome back Al! we were missing you!
Erednyen 3 years ago 3
I really want to stab somebody right now. I would have laughed at this video if I wasn't raging so hard about the fact that prop 8 passed.
balderdash707 3 years ago
lol good to see you still making videos. kind of. i was going to make my own video, but now i dont feel like it anymore. because youjust made one. so alright then.
grendelee 3 years ago
Nah, go ahead and make one dude!
Albert10110 3 years ago
"Natural things! Like pooping and dying! "
This video truly resonates the truth of how promoters of Proposition 8 are mentally constructed, whilst be coerced to promote such cruel discrimination by those around them which shove dusty books in their faces.
Thank you Al for making this video !
Please make more witty videos more frequently if possible! You are brilliant!
fallingstarblues 3 years ago
Can I still wack off with my left hand?
phrydoom 3 years ago
Haha XD This video is awesome. Brilliant!
maccollo 3 years ago
Sadly people have used the Bible to justify hatred of lefties, including condemning them as witches just because they were left handed.
midas41 3 years ago
This is truth.
OxbowisaMstie 3 years ago
Gen 48:14 "& Israel stretched out his right hand & laid it upon Ephraim's head, who was the younger & his left hand upon Manasseh's head, guiding his hands wittingly; for Manasseh was the firstborn. 17& when Joseph saw that his father laid his right hand upon the head of Ephraim, it displeased him: & he held up his father's hand, to remove it from Ephraim's head unto Manasseh's head. 18& Joseph said unto his father, Not so,my father: for this is the firstborn; put thy right hand upon his head."
midas41 3 years ago 4
Gen 48:14: Here the left hand is clearly shown as being lesser than the right hand.
midas41 3 years ago
Genesis 24:49
"And now if ye will deal kindly and truly with my master, tell me: and if not, tell me; that I may turn to the right hand, or to the left."
The connection would be that "dealing kindly and truly" would be related to "turning to the right hand", and NOT dealing truly and kindly would be associated with turning to the left (hand).
midas41 3 years ago
Praise the lord brother: Ecclesiastes 10:2 "A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left."
midas41 3 years ago
lol, I'm left handed, and inadvertently I been making gay everyone I meet,
damned my handshake of gayness.
I should go to Iran and shake hands with everyone, starting with Ahmadinajad and the Ayatolahs
tieInterceptor 3 years ago
faved.
NonStampCollector 3 years ago
YES on Prop R !
freedom0f5peech 3 years ago
4 minutes and 55 seconds of greatness!
bradwatson7324 3 years ago
Brilliant, my friend.
shookings 3 years ago
I love you Al.
OmegaSyrus 3 years ago
i agree, fuck left handed people. i heard they had a twin at birth, and the right handed twin died. so yeah, fuck left handed people.
rocketsauce08 3 years ago
LOL. I'm left handed. Sucks to be me, dosn't it. Great video. *5 stars*
SweetNSourAngel 3 years ago
ty so much for the laugh. been a while man. keep it up ^^
Losvatoslocos 3 years ago
Totally awesome
NettiWelho 3 years ago
Seriously, awesome video.
I honestly can't find a video I don't like of yours. Keep it up!
Rkelly22 3 years ago
Al,
This is very funny! I really don't know much about Prop8... I don't think it has a lot to do with me in Kansas, but... on the left hand, it is coming our way...
whistlinphil 3 years ago
Great video! 5 stars!
andiconda3 3 years ago
holy.... Al still makes videos?! What?!
Love your vids Al... but man... You ever going to finish all the vids where you say you'll be making another part to it???
Cheers
ET4u 3 years ago
Support Prop A
Ambidextrous people have rights, too!
bushputz 3 years ago
I meant Am-Bidextrous people
bushputz 3 years ago
YES!
We need an Ambidextrous movement!
jesokingcryst 3 years ago
Obama is left handed.
God help us all.
vidmanx0 3 years ago
vidmanx0: "Obama is left handed. God help us all."
Obamanation! :P (Lovingly ripped off from the Jack Black Prop 8 video)
JustSayNoToNutbread 2 years ago
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Leviticus 20;13 The bible that i have says something different. MY bible says that if a man lies with another man like we do with women, they both have done a detestable thing, and that they should be put to death without fail. It doesn't say anything about killing left handed people? maybe i have the wrong bible? I have New World Translation of the Holy Scriptures. Tell me if i have the wrong bible, cuz mine doesn't say what you say it says in leviticus 20;13.
mikimaus7 3 years ago
Dude I pray that's sarcasm. But then statistics indicate that half of Americans think the world is less than 10K years old!
rubo111 2 years ago
It was a joke......!
mikimaus7 2 years ago
It was hard to tell, guess that's why you got the thumbs down. I'll shave one off.
rubo111 2 years ago
I am totally in favor of Prop R!!! Great video Al.
-Staks
DangerousTalk 3 years ago
I like how you did this :) even if i did know that it was all Prop 8 with just different words.
Good job Al :D
Sn0wGl0b3 3 years ago
PERFECT metaphor, point for point. I'm going to share this like mad.
savannahzmomma1 3 years ago 2
*facepalm* Wow.
MagnusFaustus 3 years ago
Yaaaaay, welcome back to youtubey Al! Hope your race to become the next president goes without any naked scandals, tata!
Urethanerush 3 years ago
Too late, he showered on video.
stevowonders2007 2 years ago
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Urethanerush 3 years ago
I am so sick of these lefties trying to overturn Prop R in CA. I live in CA and I donated money to the Yes on Prop R campaign. Now they have released my personal information to the public and there are angry left handers picketing my house. I had no idea that supporting the elimination of people's rights would get so many people angry. I mean, come on! I'm just trying to eliminate a few freedoms and destroy equal liberty, it's not like I'm trying to ban gay marriage or anything.
h8uall66 3 years ago 3
I love your video. I'm a rightie too. EPIC LULZ!!!
redquas6920 3 years ago
haha you are awesome
Decky11 3 years ago
Heeeeeeeey wait a minute, I'm left handed. Great vid brah
HPDDJ 3 years ago
quick upload, a+++++++++++++ will watch again
wecaan 3 years ago
I'm so glad you made another video, Al.
Hawksacct 3 years ago
I love the metaphor here. I just hope other people get the metaphor and don't just assume that it's actually got something to do with being left handed.
Maybe I don't give people enough credit. =/
happyfinesad 3 years ago
I'm left handed and I found your sarcasm to be amusing. Another good video. Thank you for posting. : )
fullmetalpuma 3 years ago
I love the whole, "Let's only do natural things!" bit.
rws10923 3 years ago
Amazing! I love it...
ShinGallon 3 years ago
I write with my left hand!
XGralgrathor 3 years ago
apparently, left-handedness is bad because it's better to hold a shield in your right hand so you can better protect your heart, with a sword in the left.
325982668 3 years ago
When prop R passes does it retroactively void all left hand writing?
EuroCntricHipyChrist 3 years ago