so today i'm gonna tell you about my crappy band and never mention anything about jazz..... oh and i'm gonna play some crappy scales on my crappier cort....
You're all ignorant if you think he didn't teach you anything. When you're soloing, you just gotta play with it. Have fun. Someone can't teach you how to solo. Of course someone can teach you scales and patterns, but you have to imagine it. What he's saying is that you can't just play, you have to have fun with it. If you still don't understand what I'm saying, continue to enjoy yourself with your amazing power chords for the rest of your life.
This is hardly a lesson in Jazz Soloing, I think my title is a little less misleading...
I think "TWO MINUTES OF A GAY OLD WIZARD FUCKING AROUND ON HIS GUITAR SPEWING NONSENSE ABOUT INJECTING PIPELINES INTO A PINK FLOYD INTRO'S" would be an apt description of this video...
I tell you what man. I want that guitar. You look like you need some pudabah, quite possibly for the first time, so here's my proposal: Give me the guitar free and clear, and you can come over to my house and bang my wife for as long as you can control her. We got a deal?
Um--this is supposed to be about Jazz and all this tool does is play some piddly-ass blues licks from Pink Floyd, some Pipeline drivel and some other shit. Maybe someone should have reminded him what the topic was.
pretty funny how negative people can really be when someone is just trying to help you. there is no reason to comment about the way he looks, because you are only reflecting your own insecurities, this video is not bad at all, a good message.
Look up a kid named Cyamak Ashtiani, just type his name into the youtube search engine, he is seriously an UNBELIEVABLE guitarist.... Strange, out of the box, INCREDIBLE guitar playing.....you'll be blown away
Nice one,everybody is got the right to show they ability,the courage to do that you need balls,showing how to play jazz like that.Anyway i would strongly raccomand to this guy ,get a good harmony chords and jazz licks ´books ,and learn with this materials for 5 years,then get a real book ,band in a box to play it over over again as many jazz standart as possible.You already got a nice jazz guitar ,that´s all.I see you in 5 years to show your new jazz video.PS:don´t play it to fast,slowly smooth.
great job What do you use to record? I try to record using the speaker on my computer but the sound comes out broken up and the same with my camera if I am too far from the built in mike. Any suggestions for me, anybody?
This guy is having the time of his life.. Unfortunately, the camera guy forgot to remind him the day of the week and what the hell the camera was for.
Should call this "General Custer's ghost goes gaga on guitar" ..... or perhaps "Jazz avoidance technique for hill-billies" hahahaha .....well...that was 2:23 wasted in terms of 'jazz solos and how to play them'....hope it was at least therapy for someone....maybe....perhaps ?
This is quite unfortunate, for those of us who want to REALLY learn something from and "expert," which Jim clearly is not. there was no content whatsoever, not a scale, a chord progression (other than what sounded like folk or rock), and a somewhat badly swung rock thingy. Please, please, please remove this video and post something we could actually learn from! Or please don't post any more. Sincerely,
@Hoopermazing What I mean to say is that Jazz used to be something that you learned just by doing it you know. Sure, you have to be taught the notes and concepts but its what YOU do with them that really matters. I don't mean to sound ignorant. GuitarLegend327's comment just ticked me off, because this guy is making an honest effort to share his experience and knowledge and mr. "guitar legend" just has to shit all over it.
@franksinbeans I disagree with your assertion that musical training in jazz is something new. It has always been taught. For instance, 100 years ago Louis Armstrong was studying music in an orphanage in New Orleans, and was subsequently taught to play jazz (still in its infancy) by the likes of Bunk Johnson, Kid Ory and especially King Oliver.
I was sure that Wild Bill Cody had passed away years ago, but I'm glad to learn that he put down the Colt 36 Navies and started playing guitar. He plays really well for an old cowboy too. Thanks for the pipeline jazz idea - really cool.
Sorry I have to agree with zthetha "Noodling for Numpties"
I first saw the Cream, On a Murry the K show Xmas, Live uptown in NYC, when I heard that opening line of I'm so Glad" I was able to figure it out, from the intro of that'll be the Day, Holly. The descending line.
Same with the Doors, Riders on the Storm, Same as Pipeline.
I have the greatest respect for guys that make these free videos and share guitar playing lessons with the rest of us. Having said that who would have ever thought that "How to Play a Jazz Guitar Solo" would have Pipeline in it.
Who the fuc. cares how he looks...He does this voluntarely..and as many examples as possibel just help diffrent individuals..If it doesnt help you look at something else
"Expertvillage" you say? What a magical land that must be if this guy is anything to go by. Every time I search for an instructional video on any subject, a fucking wizard from Expertvillage trundles along and gives me a completely sub-par introduction to an illustrious video that may or may not actually exist where you might possibly learn something about your subject. I hope your entire village falls victim to some moderate inconvenience soon. I'm going to Moronville for some REAL advice...
He's not playing Jazz. >.>
TheSlapFight 2 months ago
go back to magic gandalf
winslowwong100 3 months ago
old man i like your style.
MrXtamar999 3 months ago
lol
pabcq 5 months ago
This guy reminds me of a goat.
baaaah baaaaaaaaaah.
headHunter241 5 months ago
i just wasted 2.23 minutes of my life looking at someone with the hairyest head ive ever seen
DiamondMusicChannel 6 months ago
OMG?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
zaggazoom 6 months ago
You should have talked about growing facial hair!!!
negativeonhand 6 months ago
i now know LESS about playing guitar, than i did before ??
ghike30 6 months ago
I think he was drunk!.....he did nothing!......improvise and have fun???...give us a demo dude!!...hahahahah
diegofernandin 7 months ago
so today i'm gonna tell you about my crappy band and never mention anything about jazz..... oh and i'm gonna play some crappy scales on my crappier cort....
MisreadIntentions 7 months ago
expertvillage sucks
mig29su27f16 7 months ago 2
I had forgotten that watching expertvillage videos is bad for my health, damnit...
AlbertoLaiho 7 months ago
Right!! Motivation and fun are important.
bruce68 7 months ago
I already forgot what I'm supposed to be having fun about.
jonbob251 7 months ago
You're all ignorant if you think he didn't teach you anything. When you're soloing, you just gotta play with it. Have fun. Someone can't teach you how to solo. Of course someone can teach you scales and patterns, but you have to imagine it. What he's saying is that you can't just play, you have to have fun with it. If you still don't understand what I'm saying, continue to enjoy yourself with your amazing power chords for the rest of your life.
Gir77661 7 months ago
holy shit... where can i get lessons from this dude? and where can i get the tabs from this wonderful lesson??
fixatedtruth 7 months ago
This is hardly a lesson in Jazz Soloing, I think my title is a little less misleading...
I think "TWO MINUTES OF A GAY OLD WIZARD FUCKING AROUND ON HIS GUITAR SPEWING NONSENSE ABOUT INJECTING PIPELINES INTO A PINK FLOYD INTRO'S" would be an apt description of this video...
GAFFTV 7 months ago 7
he looks high xD
Vicyad0 7 months ago
Now I can play jazz, thanks
vengefulsamurai 7 months ago 2
i have learned so much from this video
superdog797 7 months ago
he looks like a sort of person who has an imaginary friend.lol
11100sam 7 months ago 4
This is freaking hilarious!
mrpcful 7 months ago 3
that was depressing
MrUrech 8 months ago
expertvillage = worst videos ever
gfmgma 8 months ago 4
thanks for the help asshole
bmc31190 8 months ago
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Don Quixote
sirgerry 8 months ago
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sirgerry 8 months ago
yeah that was horrible. why even post this video? nothing educational whatsoever
aBEARwithCLAWS 8 months ago 2
"Ideally, you should make your solo make sense"??? So... this is only a high-level goal? "Generally, you can play like crap and that works too..."
JasonWB007 8 months ago
How to Play a Jazz Guitar Solo: buy an arch-top guitar and play Pink Floyd and Cream tunes on it.
VonNashman 8 months ago
no ma-mes que pasa con la banda de expert village son todos una bola de perdedores
sonique25 8 months ago
what the hell? Just have fun with it? And be sure to drop acid before you play.
wba731 8 months ago
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I want to kill this guy with the guitar string.
ofdmax 8 months ago
I want to kill this guy with the guitar string.
ofdmax 8 months ago
chill out guys he's prob better than all of you guys
oscarcool40 8 months ago
words and shit
Korsaro1 8 months ago
What?...I'm confused, is this guy a joke?
gameoverrf 8 months ago
@gameoverrf
Terrible ads every time when starting an expertvillage clip!
bavarianlynx 8 months ago
lol. didn't know Cream was a jazz band =)))
klogg4 8 months ago
I tell you what man. I want that guitar. You look like you need some pudabah, quite possibly for the first time, so here's my proposal: Give me the guitar free and clear, and you can come over to my house and bang my wife for as long as you can control her. We got a deal?
occams99 9 months ago
Hahaha what the fuck man seriously thats some bullshit you dont know shit
DaBbLeMoN88 9 months ago
I'm gonna skin him alive with a potato peeler...
MrPeteyRocket 9 months ago
"Interest is a good point" How about the point of my knife...
MrPeteyRocket 9 months ago
I WANT TO SMASH HIS GUITAR OVER HIS HEAD, THEN TAKE THE SPLINTERS AND STAB HIS EYES OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrPeteyRocket 9 months ago
I'm gonna cut his arms off...
MrPeteyRocket 9 months ago
I'm gonna stab his eyes out...
MrPeteyRocket 9 months ago
I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS ANGRY AT ANYONE, UNTIL I SAW THIS VIDEO. I'M GONG TO FIND WHERE HE LIVES, DOUCE HIM IN GASOLINE AND SET HIM ON FIRE.
WHEN HE IS SCREAMING HIS LAST SCREAM I'M GONNA SAY "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR SUCKING"
MrPeteyRocket 9 months ago
He looks like one of those lesbians when they grow facial hair...
MrPeteyRocket 9 months ago
i fucking hate this guy so much right now....
Eva413 9 months ago
Pink Floyd?
johnhorneguitar 9 months ago
Um--this is supposed to be about Jazz and all this tool does is play some piddly-ass blues licks from Pink Floyd, some Pipeline drivel and some other shit. Maybe someone should have reminded him what the topic was.
rbcampbell 9 months ago
Those who have ADHD, skip to 1.30 after to start listening to any licks.
gerjaison 9 months ago
He doesn't demonstrate anything he says, , just all talk,,,
JackDaPicker 9 months ago
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good! check! my guitar solo on my channel"
gonzaarock10 9 months ago
???
jottie77 9 months ago
Doesn't seem to be able to play any kind of music except maybe some basic chords strumming and even more basic soloing! What is that video for?
OldJong 9 months ago
dude i wanna jam with this guy
metallica04100 9 months ago
Where's the jazz?
rrksevilla 9 months ago
loook at george bush! ahaha
nicee
kklala19 9 months ago
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szykman1 9 months ago
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i never knew Geneal Custer could play:)
maxmoves64 9 months ago
i never knew Generlal Custer could play:)
maxmoves64 9 months ago
I love the almost universal hatred for "experts" village.
Visualundeath 9 months ago
good message, bad tutorial
seppesai 10 months ago
I love Pink Floyd, but this man is nuts if he thinks THAT'S jazz!!! On to the next one, I guess...
feo130 10 months ago
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Visualundeath 9 months ago
can you add some more info how do you play this? It is difficult to understand you
w4weasel 10 months ago
lol
vladimir0402978 10 months ago
dammit!
MrGuitardude12121 10 months ago
"Improvise a solo over practically any chord changes"
*plays Cmaj7*
.......
rexasul 10 months ago 33
@rexasul I paused and laughed for a good minute when he did that. I resumed and continued to laugh at the rest of his failed antics
n10tan1gam1 4 months ago
uh, Drugs are bad...
tcapri 11 months ago
pretty funny how negative people can really be when someone is just trying to help you. there is no reason to comment about the way he looks, because you are only reflecting your own insecurities, this video is not bad at all, a good message.
DiatonicSoul 11 months ago
mindblowing!
PflegerFlav 11 months ago
muito loco esse cara,muito foda...
artdencrenca 11 months ago
...and the point of this is?
BuddLightbrain 11 months ago
@BuddLightbrain If you couldn't figure it out, then you weren't ready.
VBSouthpaw 11 months ago
@VBSouthpaw ..... there is nothing to get ready about, clearly you are not ready to see how pointless this video is!
BuddLightbrain 11 months ago
A lot of BS
NO jazz guitar playing
The bad hair and gross beard should have warned me
guitarsurfer2010 11 months ago
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deoshah 11 months ago
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deoshah 11 months ago
Wow, very nice Catweazle look alike!
mymailtube 11 months ago
cel mai mare vacar:)))))
6OUI7 11 months ago
OMG Lionel Luthor teach guitar!!!!!
the guy looks a little bit like Lionel Luthor in Smallville :D
marinelovesuperman 11 months ago
OMG Lionel Luthor teach guitar!!!!!
the guy looks a little bit like Lionel Luthor in Smallville :D
marinelovesuperman 11 months ago
can't u just stop talking !!!!!!!
ramiahmad93 1 year ago
oh man this is hilarious
Batman001 1 year ago
:-)
ZobiLaCheum 1 year ago
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Look up a kid named Cyamak Ashtiani, just type his name into the youtube search engine, he is seriously an UNBELIEVABLE guitarist.... Strange, out of the box, INCREDIBLE guitar playing.....you'll be blown away
GuitarNerd313 1 year ago
Nice one,everybody is got the right to show they ability,the courage to do that you need balls,showing how to play jazz like that.Anyway i would strongly raccomand to this guy ,get a good harmony chords and jazz licks ´books ,and learn with this materials for 5 years,then get a real book ,band in a box to play it over over again as many jazz standart as possible.You already got a nice jazz guitar ,that´s all.I see you in 5 years to show your new jazz video.PS:don´t play it to fast,slowly smooth.
TheVinc67 1 year ago
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great job What do you use to record? I try to record using the speaker on my computer but the sound comes out broken up and the same with my camera if I am too far from the built in mike. Any suggestions for me, anybody?
ajlapiana 1 year ago
This guy is having the time of his life.. Unfortunately, the camera guy forgot to remind him the day of the week and what the hell the camera was for.
guitarmaestro078 1 year ago 10
bla bla bla - your not a musician ...
halbex 1 year ago
That is one weird looking f***
emirate25 1 year ago
I think he isn't a bad player, sure he can play really good. But this video is just nonsense... where is a introdoction to play a jazz solo?
babbersabber 1 year ago
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He looks like someone that should be talking on the history channel about 2012 or something.. lol..
xXRASHEEDXx 1 year ago
he looks like someone that would be on the history channel talking about something 2012 or something.. lol
xXRASHEEDXx 1 year ago
just shut the fuck and play!!!
thepanostube 1 year ago
and the lesson was, have fun with it???, well that's what I say to the girlz, hey bitch!, have fun with it
lukas4 1 year ago
just play the fucken guitar
kenbendover 1 year ago 2
I want what he's smoking!
guitarslim56 1 year ago
@HardAsARock222 I think its a Cort?
toccata33 1 year ago
too much talking... but nice try..
Am0lie 1 year ago
what is the brand of the guitar???????? anyone? :l
HardAsARock222 1 year ago
How about a scale or something to start with?
pdasaro 1 year ago
Should call this "General Custer's ghost goes gaga on guitar" ..... or perhaps "Jazz avoidance technique for hill-billies" hahahaha .....well...that was 2:23 wasted in terms of 'jazz solos and how to play them'....hope it was at least therapy for someone....maybe....perhaps ?
Flymagnet2007 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahaha what a legend
your jazz is the best keep being sick
fckinlovebeans 1 year ago
This is crap ! C R A P. This guy knows little or nothing about jazz
skipheaton 1 year ago
What was that? :O
richard4120 1 year ago
Crap it appears I'm about to waste $15000 on a degree in a jazz. I really should drop out of my degree and just use this video.
puddleduck8051 1 year ago
@puddleduck8051 fucking snob fuck off
GoNoRdEaTh 1 year ago
where is the voice of this guy ???? WTF
lele794 1 year ago
its expert village, all their tutorials suck
Rafzorz1 1 year ago
how to play what?
jazzdings 1 year ago
worst lesson of all time...fucking joke
MrApocalyte 1 year ago
Medical marijuana good, but not before giving lessons
deathofasellout 1 year ago
This is quite unfortunate, for those of us who want to REALLY learn something from and "expert," which Jim clearly is not. there was no content whatsoever, not a scale, a chord progression (other than what sounded like folk or rock), and a somewhat badly swung rock thingy. Please, please, please remove this video and post something we could actually learn from! Or please don't post any more. Sincerely,
Chum
chumlymau 1 year ago
This dude is way over high.
georgiebest99 1 year ago
This dude is way over high
georgiebest99 1 year ago
what does this have to do with jazz.
newtimes2 1 year ago
what guitar is that?
ralge 1 year ago
2:23 minutes of my life wasted
gendrone09 1 year ago 2
0:46 whut!?! haha
IamPeavey 1 year ago
@IamPeavey
Hahaha I just noticed! Those are definitely some interesting chord "changes" to solo over.
Seriously though, wtf is this guy on?
Poisonseed 1 year ago
@Poisonseed haha.. he's probably Willie Nelson's bud.
IamPeavey 1 year ago
It seems nobody knows how to teach jazz these days...
GuitarLegend327 1 year ago
@GuitarLegend327 nobody used to "teach" jazz
franksinbeans 1 year ago
@franksinbeans That is complete nonsense. People have been teaching jazz since jazz differentiated from ragtime.
Hoopermazing 1 year ago
@Hoopermazing What I mean to say is that Jazz used to be something that you learned just by doing it you know. Sure, you have to be taught the notes and concepts but its what YOU do with them that really matters. I don't mean to sound ignorant. GuitarLegend327's comment just ticked me off, because this guy is making an honest effort to share his experience and knowledge and mr. "guitar legend" just has to shit all over it.
franksinbeans 1 year ago
@franksinbeans I disagree with your assertion that musical training in jazz is something new. It has always been taught. For instance, 100 years ago Louis Armstrong was studying music in an orphanage in New Orleans, and was subsequently taught to play jazz (still in its infancy) by the likes of Bunk Johnson, Kid Ory and especially King Oliver.
Hoopermazing 1 year ago
a good joke, but bad lesson
EpiLPstandard 1 year ago
What a strange people ... he looks like D'Artagnan ... :-) ahahha !!!
fenderzag 1 year ago
the best parts are when he mentions pink floyd... oh wait those are the only good parts
brauliomacedonio666 1 year ago
i dont know about anyone else but all these expert vilage videos makes me think there is actually a village where all these people are lol.
blackstonefilms123 1 year ago
@blackstonefilms123 haha word
Muthaphuckka 1 year ago
best advice ever!
afiqnordin 1 year ago
What the hell? I really confused about the sanity of the people who film/chose/uploaded this crap even more so than him...
thebookofjoy 1 year ago
Jazz solo?? WTF
expertvillage sukcs on everythin` they put on YT
whatta piece of nothing
machinianfpro 1 year ago
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thats why these are free.
Jax0rthemaggot 1 year ago
I was sure that Wild Bill Cody had passed away years ago, but I'm glad to learn that he put down the Colt 36 Navies and started playing guitar. He plays really well for an old cowboy too. Thanks for the pipeline jazz idea - really cool.
Sorry I have to agree with zthetha "Noodling for Numpties"
Big Ron
Vermillion2176 1 year ago
This guy has to register in what ever neighborhood he lives in.
kcpd2050 1 year ago 2
I first saw the Cream, On a Murry the K show Xmas, Live uptown in NYC, when I heard that opening line of I'm so Glad" I was able to figure it out, from the intro of that'll be the Day, Holly. The descending line.
Same with the Doors, Riders on the Storm, Same as Pipeline.
roge69charger 1 year ago
Waste of time. No instruction at all. . .
Rabidburt 1 year ago
is this for real lol?
y2zgt 1 year ago
What a weird looking old man
davidsonghello 1 year ago
this aint jazz this old foo trippinn
gabrielhuanosto 1 year ago
um, jazz?
weloveu2 1 year ago
I have the greatest respect for guys that make these free videos and share guitar playing lessons with the rest of us. Having said that who would have ever thought that "How to Play a Jazz Guitar Solo" would have Pipeline in it.
Next thing will be "Take Five 12 Bar Shuffle"
Big Ron
Vermillion2176 1 year ago
Pretty awesome video, especially once it ended and I haven't learned anythign
afeld4171 1 year ago
Who the fuc. cares how he looks...He does this voluntarely..and as many examples as possibel just help diffrent individuals..If it doesnt help you look at something else
TheoriginalGrumphy 1 year ago
if you are a visual learner this video is FUCKING pointless...
dantothex13 1 year ago
Buffalo Bill on guitar!!
tedybear335 1 year ago
Jazz-Gandalf?
Savlo1 1 year ago
"Expertvillage" you say? What a magical land that must be if this guy is anything to go by. Every time I search for an instructional video on any subject, a fucking wizard from Expertvillage trundles along and gives me a completely sub-par introduction to an illustrious video that may or may not actually exist where you might possibly learn something about your subject. I hope your entire village falls victim to some moderate inconvenience soon. I'm going to Moronville for some REAL advice...
HQMatt 1 year ago
Papa Smurf on dope.......
fmkmusic 1 year ago
How the hell is that jazz?
The1970sInfatuate 1 year ago
That was real insightful. ..... have fun.
JoeGancher 1 year ago
this guy looks like a fucking puppet.
kweerb8 1 year ago 2
Incredible. A Jazz guitar lesson with ZERO jazz licks. Now, that's real improvisation.
How lame.
mojohand53 1 year ago 20
how to play jazz on heroin
JohnnyArthur1 1 year ago
This guy never made it back from Woodstock
GerMaj7th 1 year ago 27
um... ok.
shadowmyst88 1 year ago
Please sir I'm trying to be as nice possible, no offense but your a fuckin piece of shit.
Holycrap27 1 year ago
There is only one jazz guitar player with the right to use striped clothes and that's Pat Metheney. This old man just isn't in that level
rexmiguechidoto 1 year ago
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prilezitostnyhrac 1 year ago
um what?
sambo07 1 year ago
Wow, it worked! Now I'm able to play a Jazz guitar Solo...I could never would have thought this was possible, before this video! Thanks!
DeVeeWee1 1 year ago
Wow, now I'm able to play a Jazz Guitar Solo. Who could have thought that, before this video? Thanks a lot!
DeVeeWee1 1 year ago
Wow, it worked! Now I'm able to play a Jazz guitar Solo...I could never would have thought this was possible, before this video! Thanks!
DeVeeWee1 1 year ago
expert jackass village :D . thumb up!
HeaVeNeRq8 1 year ago
what this has to do with jazz? nothing.
guitarz04 1 year ago
i'm better than this pothead and i was playing for a year, i'm 15
Holycrap27 1 year ago
@Holycrap27
Yet you're still dumber than an 11 year old.
tommygoodkin 1 year ago
Dude!!Please get a dam shave and hair cut.Youare to old for this 70--80's look
How ever I like your guitar stuff.Even if it ain't jazz
MrLongtimegone 1 year ago