MCR Quotes You've Never Heard.

[killjoysneverdiemcr]

4:28 raayyyyy y tu afro¡¡¡¡¡¡ noooooo¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

[killjoysneverdiemcr]

2:35 barnie es un dinosaurio que vive en nuestra mente¡¡¡¡¡¡

[ChemxGreenxBrides]

You touch that and your G.I Joes are gonna be M.I.A,and then who's gonna call little momma Joe and tell her that her boy aren't coming come?Cause someone fell asleep on guard duty!XD

[KillJoyRD]

I'll be your friend Mikey XD 1:39

[Kittynater89]

OMG! The Krusty Krab Pizza part had me rolling!!!

[AndiGarner17]

oh mikey ! I will be your friend!

[iluvA7XnMCR]

1:32 - 1:40 OMG. OMG THIS VIDEO IS JUST AMAZING. I. AM. DYING. FROM. LAUGHTER XDDDD

[alyb0206]

"When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's just for fun." I DIED! Where id that from I swear I've heard that somewhere I just can't remember where!

[JackAttack6six6]

@alyb0206

From Nacho Libre. The movie about masked wrestling starring Jack Black

[alyb0206]

@JackAttack6six6 thanks lol i thought i heard that from somewhere:3

[mcra7xlover2015]

"I wet my bed til I was 19" Aww Mikey!

[xcatxcrazyx404]

whenever i watch this, it brings me back to four years ago <3 good times. this brought me to tears from laughter and i would watch it over and over and over

[SkyForeverGalaxy]

"WHO WANTS A COOKIE?"

"yay!"

You better say yay xD

"THE FUNYONS ARE STUCK IN THE MACHINE!" LMFAO XD

[AmandaLovesGerardWay]

"watch me turn into a dragon and eat you! What huh? whaa?" HAHAHAA

[PreciousPoision]

XD that sounded excatly like Mikey!

Frank better be his friend afterward.. 

[ACDC51997]

I watch this every night to see Bobby go "CRUSTY CRAAAAYAYAB CRAAAAYAYAB PIZZA!!!"

[musicalfreaklisa]

this was so fucking funny! xD

[musicalfreaklisa]

aaaawww 1:34 Poor Mikey xD

[ACDC51997]

REPLAY! REPLAY! REPLAY!

[ACDC51997]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[mcra7xlover2015]

I don't find it offensive, I find it hilarious I've watched it likee literally a million times Thanks for giving me my laugh of the daay(: Great Video!

[xDanteArmstrongx]

THE FUNYONS ARE STUCK IN THE MACHINE

[XxLuvDentzxX]

My iPod froze right after it said "I wet my bed"

[ACDC51997]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Lolrolflmao!!! HAHAHA!!!

[torresmibi]

Of course Mikey,I'll be yur friend :)

[AmandaLovesGerardWay]

@pippyfire and then you hear the audio. lol!

[AmandaLovesGerardWay]

@IggyXtheXravengirl hes kissing frontman bert mccracken from the used.

[AmandaLovesGerardWay]

omfg . ray singing spongebob is just genius. GENIUS.

[AmandaLovesGerardWay]

1:46 - 2:24 LMFAAO I COULDNT BREATHE LAUGHIN SO MUCH hahahahahaaaaaa

[punkprincess123451]

"STOP MOCKING ME" stewieeeeeeeeeee.

[xShaxxShax]

Oh, I love this! Thank you so much to make this ;D

[myspanishrose]

@RachLovesCookies the blues brothers xDDD

[ArtCultureFashion]

KRUSTY KRAYEYAEYAYEAHYAYEA PIZZA! oh my god. I'm am going to die. right now. XD

[RachLovesCookies]

0:13 D'AWW.

[cHeMokio94]

."who wants a cookey?!"

,ahaha gerard! XD

[redwafflesful]

i think this is hilarious~!

[RachLovesCookies]

I'm sorry, but where is "Don't jabber at me in a foreign tongue" from? I KNOW I've heard it xD

[JackAttack6six6]

@RachLovesCookies

I Love Lucy

[RachLovesCookies]

@JackAttack6six6 Thanks x3

[murdelina]

I love how people get so upset. like. youre sitting there defending people who would probably laugh harder than anyone if they saw this.

All the way since the beginning MCR has mad fun of themselves in interviews and shit.

apparently these people are big enough fans to start drama but not big enough fans to pay attention to the demeanor of their idols' lifestyles.

[XxLuvDentzxX]

yuhh know, im a gigantic MCR fanatic and i dont see why anyone would find this offensive! this is...so...epicully funnily retarded i laughed all the way through. great job!

and if Mikeys a white nerd...hes one sexy white nerd

[mcrfreako1011]

PIRATES!!!!!!!

[crandlepenguin777]

even though i absolutely looooooooooooooooooooooooooovv­vvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeee my chemical romance, this is some of the funnyest shit i have ever seen!!! i dont find it at all offencive, and im sure my chemical romance would probably find it funny!!! (other than mikey)

[JackAttack6six6]

@crandlepenguin777

idk why anyone would find it offensive. I love MCR. I made this just as a joke and because i was bored. people need to lighten up.

[crandlepenguin777]

@JackAttack6six6 exactly, i dont really see what is wrong with this, im sure mcr would find it funny and not offencive, they would probably laugh, i dont really see what people are making a fuss about.

[SkywisetheStargazer]

4:51 The fact that they are just all ok with a naked man and a pinapple tells me that something like that happens often in their lives.

[LunaLotusFlower]

LOL Bobs face at 0:44 hahahaha

[MyChemicalPrincessNL]

'The funyuns are stuck in the macheeeeeen !!!!!' lmfao I almost died when I heard that !!

[deadbynitefall]

Im gonna go with this is shit.... DOnt make fun of others, you would not like them to make fun of you...

[JackAttack6six6]

@deadbynitefall

and you are....?

[deadbynitefall]

@JackAttack6six6 And you are...?

[SLiPkNoTZ1000]

@deadbynitefall

the maker of this video is totally insecure w/ MCR.....because MCR is famous!!

[JackAttack6six6]

@SLiPkNoTZ1000

The hell does that mean? It's a motherfucking slide show with sound clips. I'm not making fun of anybody. Now, please, take your bunched up panties and leave those who enjoy laughter alone. Thank you.

[killjoy4evar]

*sarcastic tone* ha ha, funny -_-

[Xxdoom88xX]

@LucyMooseful thank you soo much

[LucyMooseful]

NBSGIUWEBAVIPWNDKJCNERUIPHNSJC­N

You have just completed my life.

[Xxdoom88xX]

can someone please tell me what 1:33 - 1:40 is from?? please and thank you!!!

[LucyMooseful]

@Xxdoom88xX After about an hour of hardcore Googling, I can confirm it's from Click the movie. Seriously, this quote was some hard shit to find so you're welcome.

[KilljoysOfToday]

You got three from Madagascar, one from Family Gut, one from Simpsons, one from Natro Libre, one from Bruce Almighty and the song at the end is from the Avenue

[McIntryeFan4Ever]

AHHHHHHHHH WHY IS RAY HOLDING AN ALLLIGATOR?????????

[MentalAtHeart]

@GerardWayLuvr145 HA! I beat you I said it at least 70 lol

[Bangstroke18]

"An' i never changed ma pee pants ALL day. Im still sittin in ma dirtay pee pants."

ROFL

[KIWITHEUBERN00B]

omfg the whole time i was laughing! i died when the spongebob krusty krab song came on and it showed ray .

[loveegreendaayx3]

3:14RAY TOROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<3

[loveegreendaayx3]

lololol i died at 0:28 i love you bob<3

[TheTwigirl23]

I will be ur friend mikey!!

[blacknails512]

OMG I was laughing SO hard when I was watching this. There wasn't even sound coming out of my mouth I was laughing so hard. Unfortunately I was sitting in the living room surrounded by my family and I bet they thought I was having a stroke out something.

Great and Hilarious job! :D

[JackAttack6six6]

@SnookieWay98

Wow, someone's bitchy today.

[TheSoccer720]

@JackAttack6six6 you ean, wow someones actually speaking the truth today...

[killjoy4evar]

@JackAttack6six6 ...and that person is you

[AwkwardUnicorn64]

@SnookieWay98 OH LORD! WE HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR! IT'S SO SAD! OH GAWD! Actually, they would love that we have sense of humor. They would hate YOU.

[nanialexis]

@SnookieWay98 Snookie Way? 1998? Go watch Spongebob.

[xxmidnightravenxx1]

lmfao this is so freaking hilarious xD. I swear I fell off the chair laughing the first time I saw this XDD

[awesomealianne]

ha! you gave gerard the king julian lines!!!

[StripeyOddSocks]

SKITTLES!!!

[KJCyanideSunshine]

Mikey Way = GIR :D

[nightmaregeek]

The ending song is PERFECT!

[xXXthefirefliesXXx]

jersey might of srewed with us after the jersey shore thing buuuuuuuut 4 hoooottt italian guys that r tthe most talen ppl ever! sooooooo it evens out

[MCRfangurl16]

Let's go meet the pansies! Lol

[crandlepenguin777]

why is it that i actually can see mikey say he wet his bed till he was nineteen??? akward!!!!!

[RachLovesCookies]

All the throat clearing cracked me up xD Just because Gerard could do it. And "White and Nerdy" killed me xD Now who would like a cookie?! And, at risk of too many xD's, the Big Gay Al song literally made me rotfl xDDDD

[IggyXtheXravengirl]

XD I love this vid!!!!! who is gerard kissing at 5:20 and what's with the boa at 5:22 0.0...... lol i still love Gee ^_^ !!!!!

[GiuuliiaaanddAlixx]

@IggyXtheXravengirl the first dude is bert from the used and the other guy i have no idea

[smartprice12]

pmsl

[ella6713]

"I'm sorry dude, i don't even work here i was just waiting for my friends..." "you're kidding..." actually yes, i don't have any friends... will you be my friend?"

for a second i was thinking 'wait, what movie was Mikey in?'

and yes, Frank, you do look cute in that hat ;3

[Hailey234100]

RAY IS SPONGEBOB!!!!! :D

[thisismynamethingy]

Yes Gerard you look very cute in that hat ;)

[BrokenHearts541]

awww, really cute Gee saying 'lets go meet the panseys'!!!!

[mulijulie]

when the big gay Al's song came i cracked

[thursdayunicorn]

at 3:10 when ray is "singing" the krusty krab pizza song. I can imange him singing that and when mikey is smileing at 2:30

[fbskittle]

STOP MOCKING ME! xD

[KilljoysOfToday]

0:01 0:02 0:03 0:04 ... we'll be here all day

[ALIENBOY10123]

why is gerard eating the mic

[ALIENBOY10123]

holy crap a dinosuar

[InsecurePsychotic]

3:26 CHARMANDER!

[PartyPoison02]

Lol frank is meatwad XD

[xXSMUSHYXx1]

lmao



[become1again]

@CarolinaxDreams it's Stewie griffin...

[Luna13Cullen]

LOL BOB IN THE BEGINNING WITH THE RICKY BOBBY QUOTES XD

and the white and nerdy!

[LeBlondebean]

"Now who would like a cookie?"

*Crowd cheers*

I can soooo picture that! XD

[PanicXItshXRenee]

1:45

Did anyone else notice Gerard has a hole in his pants?

LOLOLOLO

[Frerard964]

2:25 the beginning of that song goes with the pic

[Frerard964]

Al yonkovic white N' nerdy

[Frerard964]

Yes mikey i will gladly be your friend (or wife BWAHAHAHAHA)

[Frerard964]

Meat Wad!!! :D

[myspanishrose]

i fucking love this so much this should be so funny to me but OH MY GOD XD

"There's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. HIT IT!"

[RachLovesCookies]

@myspanishrose What is that from, anyway? xDDD

[LenoreAndMcrAreBeast]

i died when you played the krusty krab pizza song

[cherrysurfer68]

YAY! YOU HAD FRANK PLAY MY FAVE CHARACTER FROM AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE

[AiliOD]

Yes Mikey. I will be your friend.

[wolvesandchemrom]

2:50! Gerard has the best pj's ever!!!!!

[MCRCrazyFan1992]

1:16 RAYS FACE.

[ALIENBOY10123]

why is franky naked



[ella6713]

@ALIENBOY10123 cuz he can be.

[ella6713]

0:10 OMG INVADER ZIM AND MCR!!! *dies*

[rpatzlover28589]

@CarolinaxDreams ;; I think it's Stewie from Family Guy. I might be wrong, though.

[111MYCHEMICALROMANCE]

emm!..... gerards trousers 2.02 omf!

i <3 gerard way xx

[MissAllie95]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!???????? With the pineapple! Was soooooo not expecting to see that today.

[CarolinaxDreams]

the 'STOP MOCKING ME' is uber familiar... rahh why can't I remember where it's from !! Help?

[ratlover35]

this was so funny XD haha i loved it

[xXMCRluvinGuRlXx]

1:43 i could see gerard speakin gibberish like that, frankly i almost peed my pants watchin this cuz i was laughin so hard!!!!

[Candychrissy23]

PIRATES!!!! XD

[AnnieandTash]

okay. i pissed myself at the gibberish part. :L

[TheTwigirl23]

is it me or does mikey look exactly like the guy from the princess bride?? seriusly..check it out!!

[IisAshleyGee]

MIKEY WAS WEARING CLANDESTINE!!!!! (Pete would be so proud)

3:10 SPONGBOB!!!

[GreenTwiMuseDay12]

Ugh.

[H8nLof]

I like the part talks geeberish

[ella6713]

i'll be your friend, Mikey! xD

[rachelbrookemilani15]

1:45

Bruce Almighty xD

[RoCKoN3142]

not what i expected but still funny as hell

[Alovesdogs]

ROFLMFAOSHTIGACAHTGTAH= rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off so hard that i got a concussion and had to go to a hospital.

[rock4ever42]

i have to say i love MCR but this made me piss myself xD

[pippyfire]

2:11 is like my fave pic. Gerard looks so cute XD! (of course he always does :3)

[ForeverKilljoyxxx]

Hey! I'm making an MCR tribute video...Would you like to help? Details on my channel in the description of the video: A Message to All Killjoys

(basically send a short vid, pic or drawing to thank MCR)

-Keep Running

[sunsettiger]

Gee, thanks for the pineapple dick in the end

[MCRMYcaptainGA]

.....laughing my ass off.......

Supah!!

[heavenpleasehelpus]

xD hehe

[xAvatarRocksx]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

i love MCR, but this has just made me love them more xD <3

[IceFeather3513]

1:45 to 2:22 the funniest thing I have ever seen!

[meandsophie123]

this video is so funny i think i pissed myself laughing

[musiclover4ever2000]

lol i love this qoute "it's 106 miles to Chicago we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of ciggaretts it's dark out and we're wearing sunglasses.. HIT IT!" :D

[MrsOliAbingdonTMB]

OH. MY. GOD. WOW. THIS. IS. THE. FUNNIEST. RANDOM. SHIT. I. HAVE. EVER. HEARD. The MCR pictures make it like, 100x funnier as well! XD OMG LOL LOL LOL 

[xXxsqueexXx]

1:42 - 2:24 is pure win. i couldn't stop laughing

[MissVioletVampire]

this.is.awesome.

idc if its not real.

[helenacadaver13]

Oh my god its back

[frizbee9800]

run forest

[killjoyglambert164]

hold up the 3rd one was GIR

pretty sure none of these are real

[tHeFuTuReMrSBELLAMY1]

@killjoyglambert164 no shit!?

[lexierokey]

@Kittenbloogirl

Actually, I'm pretty sure the one about ripping the door of it's hinges was a quote.

[no1zippyfan666]

Already commented once but:

2:44 I WANT THAT BIKE! :)

[no1zippyfan666]

0:55 = LOL

[tHeFuTuReMrSBELLAMY1]

me and my bff were reciting this in maths and science today :L

[Fireybabe1]

?! Gerard has a hole in his pants right near his crotch.

No im not looking at his crotch

[brianna101austin]

The funions are stuck in the MACHINE!

[sexymcrbitch]

i cant stop watching this! sooooo funny! coz i can imadgen them saying half of these loool

[ashleyluvsjason]

ohh i love the one at 1:25 ohhhhh

[tHeFuTuReMrSBELLAMY1]

2:22 i really want that pic!

[icanjuggleeverything]

Pizzzaa PIZZA piiiIIIIiiiizzzAAA!!! for YOU and MEEEeeeEEEEEee!!!

[Mcrlover2565]

omg this is soo funny. I love mcr.

[pandacity20]

mcr is too white and nerdy lol.. i could see any of them saying those things.. funnyyyy

[MzLivingDeadGirl]

0:47 i can kinda imagine mikey saying that. lmfao! the funyuns are stuck in the machine! this is freakin' hilarious!!

[FictionVII]

I miss Bob! xD!

[tHeFuTuReMrSBELLAMY1]

where did u get the pic at 2:19 from!?

[tHeFuTuReMrSBELLAMY1]

my life is goood! Really goood

[tHeFuTuReMrSBELLAMY1]

I'll be your friend Mikey!

[georgieeMCR98]

the funny onions are stuck in the machine!

[tHeFuTuReMrSBELLAMY1]

this is creey, but funny

[Cinemaniac96]

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE !!! #Troll

[bedhead1167]

1:43 I found that hilarious!

[DemolitionDestroya]

XD 10000000/5

These are hilarious!!