Lou Reed & Metallica Lulu in 5 minutes

[JasonFoxify]

The View,Cheat on Me,Junior Dad are only good songs from this album rest of em should been Deleted

[kweej]

this is the best album ever i laughed my ass off!

[Voidhead]

Wait, those are actual samples? Oh man.

[The300x300]

i am so upset. this is the final blow for a dying music industry. goodbye world. i hate metallica now. what the fuck is this shit? what HAVE THESE PEOPLE DONE TO MUSIC? fuck it, i'm going to make out of tune chamber music with dying mice in the background while pouring limeade into a dead hooker and record it.

[The300x300]

james hetfield is a faggot. lou reed has become a faggot. metallica is the worst band to have a major fanbase since the beejees. i hate music now.

[masonbeau1]

No words... can describe... the fucking abomination that is this album... FUCK

FUCK

[joope666]

Yes, quite possibly the most frustrating, surreal and disgusting album I have ever listened to. Why anyone thought a man pushing 70 would be able to pull of lyrics describing sadomasochism from a female perspective, let alone one with no respect for timing or tonality whatsoever, is far beyond me. If only they had gotten Peaches to do it.

[juanperez43]

@joope666 what is wrong with those lyrics?

[joope666]

@juanperez43 Nothing, it's the vocals I was complaining about. With a female vocalist the thematic substance wouldn't have come through better.

[ReptileeLoverr98]

Why do i...Cheat,Cheat...Cheat,Cheat,­Cheat on Me.

Dry and spermless... Like a girl...

[ifhss]

No wonder I never heard this shit on the radio! I never even knew the new album had come out! fuck it sucks so bad.

[juanperez43]

@ifhss You never heard this on radio because It wasn´t meant to sell or become popular

[ifhss]

who the fuck is lou reed?

[jawshchevyvan]

@ifhss Lou Reed is a perpetual has-been that started a really innovative band called The Velvet Undergroud. This sounds like bad 'outsider' art - like Wesley Willis, meets Willie Nelson, meets Metallica.

[ca5k]

FUCK YOU I AM TABLE

[hallicken]

Cash metal

[MrOvipare]

OMG, Lou Reed is so fucking lame/bad as a "singer", i don't know about is lyrics but come on... Give up the mic.

[TheSonomaDude]

I would cut my legs and tits off when I think of Boris Karloff...

[TheFurryMetallicaFan]

i lol'd so hard at Lars XD

[furiousfingers27]

This album has a wonderful sense of humor. :)

[alinebabypuncher]

i had to listen to this a second time mearly because i couldnt figure out wtf i just listened to... i mean seriously wtf was that !?!?!?

[SKAtarina420]

It's like mixing chocolate sauce and anchovies, as I always say.

[Guitarhero01100]

i laughed at "marry me i want you as my wife !" XD

[Guitarhero01100]

I am the table ??!

[a55pir47e]

This is worse than all the combined noobs who have ever played Halo or Modern Warfare online. The most horrifying part was when I looked down and saw I was only halfway through the video.

[Possesssed666]

Metallica figured out how to stop music piracy

[TPH7NS]

now i wanna just go re-listen to lulu again

[TheIronMotorPriest]

Ok THIS is fucking hilarious!

[TheDato1996]

i respect st anger and death magnatic now

[juanperez43]

@TheDato1996 death magnetic was their best work since the black album

[AKLPUNDERGROUND]

Its weird...its the drums i have the most problem with

[Conseamenated]

@AKLPUNDERGROUND

Well yea... lars.. eh.. well. eh his good at yea hum having the highest hairline in history?

[MrOranghutang]

I have a question, if i vote to like this video does it mean that or will it be misconstrued that i like LuLu? Cos i don't want that. Seriously.

[crowbarftw]

Damn, I never thought there'd be a piece of music that would make the band Spermswamp sound intelligent by comparison...

[MrOzzy123fest]

@crowbarftw god that band sucks.....

[xstorm007]

My ears hurt now

[erockz123]

kill me

[wiinolo]

And the Wining Award for the Worst Piece of Shity Music of history is:

Drums.....

LULUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

[Narendos24]

I AM THE TABLE! Haha gets me everytime, James.

[Arkthos]

Saint Anger came out and I blamed on the band problems.

Death Magnetic came out and I said It's better than Saint Anger, that's ok with me"

But then this came out.

I'm trying to help you guys but you gotta give me a fucking break, ok?!

[howardbastard]

lou reed should die for getting metallica involved with this shit!!!!

[MsConorf]

The picture at 0:48 is brilliant. XD

[damonx12]

Lou sucks but you have to admit ITS WAY BETTER THEN JUSTIN BIEBER =)

[PeytonSonnefeld]

spermless like a girl...a colored man's dick...a dog prostitute...something about biting nipples off...I am the table...What the FUCK guys...On behalf of ex-Metallica fans everywhere (because I'm sure there aren't anymore after this shit), Cliff, I apologize...

[bandookkhan]

the only good metallica albums are the first 5 and death magnetic.the rest is bullshit.

[JustSomeEmoKidGDV]

this makes Saint Anger look good..

[Diomenesx]

It sounds like metallica were like "Shit the guy is "singing", RIFFS GUYS RIFFS"

[AMPepin1992]

Well, at least it's better than having AIDs... I guess...

[k4den66]

@AMPepin1992 With aids, you die within a few years. With Lulu, you commit suicide within a few seconds.

[AMPepin1992]

@k4den66 lol

[06vrscr]

This is the only good thing to come out of the lulu album

[burnyoursperm]

Waarom in godsnaam? Waarom?

[ambskater97]

Look, Lou Redd is awesome and Metallica is no different, but some things that you like just don't belong together. Same goes with cereal and orange juice.

[TheDarknez100]

im proud to own St Anger now

[craksracing0com]

@TheDarknez100

jajajajajajajaja good one man jajajajaaja



[imcoolnow]

@TheDarknez100 yeah at least st anger had a good song on it

[someguy827]

What in the HELL were they thinking? This is a serious disaster. There is no way Metallica could've made this thing knowing it DIDN'T suck.

[MPSecare]

what...the.... fuck??!??

[SYNguitar14]

I AM THE TABLE! I AM THE TABLE! I AM THE TABLE! I AM THE TABLE! Hahaha.

[Rimpek]

0:40



[tanshaomala]

oh my god i thought all these "dry and spermless like a girl" comments were just by idiots. then i heard 1:52

[AvAfanfromfrance]

I really love both of them with their own music, but this album is pure garbage

[Nemesio532]

A MI ME PARECE UN BUEN ALBUM DE LO MEJOR DE METALLICA EN MUCHOS AÑOS

[thrashmaniac59]

best comedy album of 2011!!!!

[Shaunnification]

For Christs' sake, this is the worst "music" I've ever heard! And I LOVE Metallica!! I think they should have used William Shatner! At least he'd be much more interesting to listen to!!

[ManilaSyndicate]

( lol ) Funny vid. The recording is turning out to be the disaster everyone make it to be.

[InsaneMetal]

Spermless like a girl... hahahahahahahahahahahah

[belljw]

If Lou would just shut his mouth up, the riffs sound quite good.

[InsaneMetal]

@belljw I think it would still sound like shit.

[r0cKmEsExYjEsUs]

Someone please tell me these aren't actual parts from this album. This is a new level of disappoint :'(

[Rasengan443]

@r0cKmEsExYjEsUs

Wish I could tell you otherwise. This IS from the album. Oh how sad. HOW THE MIGHTY HATH FALLEN. WHY METALLICA? WHYYYY?! POR QUAH?!

[LunaVeau]

david leiberhart on vocals



[tedfeast]

metallica died when burton died. the only good thing they did after his death was garage days with newsted. this is crap, and justice for all was crap, load, the black album, all of it, junk. all hail master of puppets, all hail ride the lightning, all hail kill'em all!!!

[juanperez43]

@tedfeast you are wrong

[Brk40]

sounds like youtube poop o.O

[quickXownage]

are they serious?!

[BucksStudent]

Considering that Metallica and Lou Reed haven't made a good album in almost twenty years... Lou Reed said this album is for the "literate." For a man who didn't go to college, received shock therapy, and treated Andy Warhol like crap, I'd say he doesn't have a right to discuss what is literate. As for Metallica, they think of themselves as intelligent now... Ouch.

[justforthelulzzz]

This, like St. Anger, was an experiment that should have NEVER left the studio.

[forevertobeginning]

This record rules. I like it.

[randomhero724]

Th1rt3en >>>>> Lulu

[justforthelulzzz]

@randomhero724

As much as I love Megadeth, that's not saying much.



[SheepFetish2112]

what

[SuperLeshina]

I thought this album was a fail. Now i think it is also fd up pretty damn serious.

[jMsism]

This Album used to be good, but then it took a Lulu in the CD

[juanperez43]

125 hipsters disliked this video

[MoDeRnWaRfArE201]

This album is Lars fault, he thought that it would be great to play with Lou................ So ya, blame him!

[justforthelulzzz]

@MoDeRnWaRfArE201

What ISN'T Lars' fault when it comes to Metallica?

[Psilocybong420]

Someone needs to take the video of all those N. Koreans crying for their dear leader and put this music behind it.

[TheKovajatka]

Spermless like a girl XD

[RockNRolla43]

Dry and Spermless?

[CerpinTaxt37]

SMAWL TOWN GUURRRLLL

[JoRdOguitarman1]

does anyone else think Lou sounds like Grandpa from The Simpsons ?

[stylys21]

pretty cool video . now the album is not a sheet ( its really different from what we hear normally coming froim both artists ) metallica its metal and Lou its classic rock . so its really hard to put the both styles in a albummmmmmm . my advise only 5 songs are pretty good



[acadx]

as much as i love lou, i am not much of a metallica fan, but this really sucks

[otherjay11]

Lou was pretty cool 30 plus years ago and Metallica was cool about 20 or so years ago but with their powers combined they suck worse than a dry and spermless girl! I actually hope they are all financially hurt by this crap. Didn't someone in the studio go, "Wait! WTF are we doing? We should end this abortion before it goes too far."

[southparkfan432]

Toney, a monkey then to monkey

[AdamsOdyssey]

I want to give this a thumbs up, but I have to go an kill myself now.

[RickRattlehead]

i love drum style of lars i believe he is the best...!

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA I AM JOKING :D :D

[MrRobokoper]

Who wants to buy tickets to next Metallica concert hahahahahahahaha

[xadrezistashow]

0:28 - the scream

[craksracing0com]

sriously this video should have a warning about lowering the volume, now my neighbours think im retarded.....

: (

[MrRobokoper]

@craksracing0com LMAO XD

[soniadiavolo]

offensively.... 

[TONyBITU]

no, f... way..... I"m a table...... realy deep

[undertheapi]

oh ... it's serious! Man, I thought it was a joke :/ ... awkward turtle moment

[thrashmaniac59]

greatest unintentional comedy album of the year!

[minipaganini]

This should've been Metallica's retirement album. It was like a kick in the face to the fans they "care" about. And Lou Reed - he can go fuck himself.

[Mrbrown677]

Sperm is like a girl?

[markmaloof]

I AM THE TABLE!

[vaithas11]

what a GAY

[Videostar1another1fa]

This sounds like Metallica jamming with some random stoned dude talking over it.

[ZeldaFoxEars]

@Videostar1another1fa Made my day, dude. Made my day.

[jakerslake]

Dave plz come break this table with your karate

[hockeydude634]

spermless like a girl?? smelling armpits.. a monkey then to monkey ?!!!!!!!!!!.......metallica is up to something cuz there not like this

[15MUSICMUSIC]

this is way better than master of puppets

[juanperez43]

Best Comedy album of all time?

[DrFuckenstien]

you know i hated this album when i first heard it but now i see what it truely is, IT'S A FUCKING COMEDY MASTERPIECE!!! LMFAO!!!

[gunsnmg]

If you like this vid "the table" will kick your ass!

[MoDeRnWaRfArE201]

Haha, I listened really hard and I do like what Metallica is doing....................... but come on, Lou Reed just flat out fucking sucks ( go listen to his other stuff, it sucks to) But any way, I am the table!!!!

[phsycospacezilla]

@MoDeRnWaRfArE201 someone ain't heard the velvet underground & Nico. But seriously, this video is hilarious!

[metmanik]

Who puked? SERIOUSLY!

[ayeone88]

@TheFantasticMrHell but nobody wants to steal them

[jhudso214]

The best is Lars face on the manikin's body...lol

[Purdonnnnn1873]

"I would cut my legs and tits off"

XD

[macaron3141592653]

This video should have shown Megadeth's, Slayer's, Anthrax, Iron Maiden's Overkill's Testament's Exodus's, Ozzy's and Jason's reactions.

[danophile07]

... is this a joke?

[DaveElectric]

This album sounds like satire.

[SlayerX114]

LMAO and he said this is for 'literate people!?" what a troll

[macaron3141592653]

@SlayerX114 More like deaf people.

[georgecostanza1000]

This album is so bad that the hacked together song you hear right now is better than anything on record!

[matthewme23]

So...when are they going on tour with this masterpiece? Whats that

? NEVER?! Awww...that's a damn shame, ain't it! =\

[MrMrmonsterguy]

IT'S LARS!!!!

[Pusiotastic]

fine fine fine dude you're the table man relax

[dreamzeppelinarcher]

Lou my man. Nico is shaking her head along with your Velvet counterparts...why would you combine with this?

[UBConquered]

0:47 XD

[Mrbrown677]

WHO IS THE TABLE?!

I AM THE TABLE!

I AM TABLE!

[predador21]

Actually, Lulu is one of the best Lou Reed's work.. there are things that are totally unhearable, in solo career and with Velvet Underground

[predador21]

People I already knew this work would be sht, cause I remebered to think that Lou Reed has the worst music and the worst guitar solo from history. For the worst music search for "metal music machine", for the worst solo search for "I heard her call my name"

[JPhinfan86]

@predador21 Shucking Fit you weren't kidding. Goddamn.

[themidgethotel]

To-be-dead

To have no fee-ling

To be dry and spermless

...

...

Like a girrrrrl!!!

[zwareshag]

WAGGLE MY ASS LIKE A COLOURED MANS TABLE

[macaron3141592653]

If you think about it, after watching this video, I am the table is the best part of this shit.

[ZZombyWooff]

embarassing shit.

[kppteam]

yeah the baddest everr

[econmath]

What. The. Fuck.

[throughTHEnever044]

''i will cut my legs and tits off'' WHAT THE FUCK???? ahahahhahah

[inferno232]

@throughTHEnever044 Tables aren't supposed to have legs and tits, and, after all, he's supposed to be THE TABLE.

[throughTHEnever044]

ahahahahha

[svendebest]

OMG I CRACKED UP @ THE IMAGE OF LARS @ 0:50 xD

[duardoCOB]

@svendebest does that mean you didn't crack up at everything in the fucking video? lol i did

[delta77mex]

The instrumentals are great to be honest (Metallica's work), Lou Reed ruined it with his vocals

[Lightningspiner]

Stareted the vid. First Thought:" Did he cut the lyrics together so they would sound funny?" Then googled "I would cut my legs and tits off".

0:05 perfectly describes the thoughts that followed ...

[jaretthale78]

LMAO, he sings in the same key in every song..

[MpchermidafilhoA]

@jaretthale78 key, what key? LOL

[jaretthale78]

@MpchermidafilhoA i think he's singing in the key of table

[jaretthale78]

@NicoEmma1 I AM THE TABLE

[DN311]

A monkey then to monkey

[OnlyUseMaSpaz]

Next Metallica gig. My sign will say. YOU ARE THE TABLE

[snardlefarb]

this clip saved my life.

thought everything was wrong with me.

but now i understand-

i am the table.

[tegrimm]

LOL....I would like to see a Lou Reed/Stormtroopers of Death collaboration.....Have him do a spoken word version of "Douche Crew"

[metrokpacmanyeah]

i am the table, is this real, isn't it fake



[TheClairvoyant502]

"You are not the table." -My Spanish teacher today when talking about reflexive verbs.

[OnlyUseMaSpaz]

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