Tool -Hooker With A Penis

[TFinchJacksonville]

erm sensual and artistic!

[TheGarygalah]

am i the only one who's turned on by this ??????

[oskrob]

@jointhemodernworld you are angry because a hooker with a penis raped you when you were a kid. FUCK OFF!!!

[5mirandasferrante5]

also i am from uk

[jointhemodernworld]

I'm concerned for all you Tool fans actually worshiping self-indulged nothingness rolled into this huge ball of Maynard's crap.

[toolbandfan23]

@jointhemodernworld What's the point of trying to fuck with Tool fans?

[jointhemodernworld]

@toolbandfan23 You like Tool? That shit is gay.

[toolbandfan23]

@jointhemodernworld Haha! WTF? Geez you're cool.. dissing people on the internet. People have their own opinions so.. just fuck off if you don't like Tool.

[jointhemodernworld]

yeah those are prett intelligent lyrics alright.

no.

what the fuck are you people listening to this shit for?

[toolbandfan23]

@jointhemodernworld We're listening to it because we're all Tools.. :) If you don't like it... go listen to nickleback you douchebag.

[jointhemodernworld]

@toolbandfan23 you are a tool alright

[canbuyu]

@godhatesportugal your fucking retarded great insults by the way they read to much. And by the way there not a stoner band so go home and go listen to your justin bieber u cock sucker

[BatesMaster515]

The only man in show business that could get away with this.

[TheDreamMechanic]

Fuck you, buddy.

[kyledrums]

back when maynard was still a freak

[tdbrown1963]

OMG, did I really have to see this?? I was more content listening to their music and not seeing the singer.

[Brutus1Buckeye]

@tdbrown1963 Hey you should consider yourself lucky Maynard doesn't come out on stage much but when he does he finds someway to make it funny/ironic. I went to an A Perfect Circle concert and all he did was stand in the back out of the spotlight. But hey thats how he likes it and no one was complainin.

[MajickDemoniack]

TooL's Music brought me to a higher plane of existence. How can I prove it?

uʍop ǝpıs dn ǝʇıɹʍ uɐɔ I

[XnamelessDeathX]

@MajickDemoniack YYEEEAAAA

[MajickDemoniack]

@XnamelessDeathX Welcome to Eternity, man.

[SaulMcknave]

When someone askes my my occupation, i'm gonna say hooker with a penis *wink wink* 1 dalla an hour

[justinadkins420]

this song is about their first bass player who was dumb enough to leave, told maynard he was selling out... good thing cuz tool wouldnt be near as intense as they are...all hail justin chancellor lol

[jimk5447]

He reminds of that dead bitch in the movie strangeland when she is dancing towards robert englund in the living room but she is really dead and being carried by dee snider/cot howdy

[pixil]

maynard's rules to makin' it in capitalist america

[musicordie777]

NO... YOU DA MAN!!!!

[Meleeek666]

Thanks for posting. I remember seeing Tool in 96-97, they headlined Lollapalooza and opened with this track- I've seen Tool 2x before, but i remember thinking these guys are fucking the greatest

[fierymrjingles]

i want tool guitar hero now !

[FreeFiggyTree]

@fierymrjingles don't you have better shit to do than stare at the idiot box?

[Marcian89]

Why does Maynard is dressed like a girl ? He almost look like Hooker with a P.... ohhh i get it now.

[WithinDestruction725]

haha now i get it "hooker with a penis" lol

[walter11900]

that bitch can sing

[MarcusBroddy]

lol....He's an awesome hooker with a....

[spritewars]

Maynard is not a cute chick lol.. But great video!

[23house23]

All you know about me's what I've sold ya

Dumb fuck I sold out long before ya ever even heard my name

I sold my soul to make a record

Dipshit... and... you... bought... one

[Dice4209]

Maynards Voice sounds just like the album!

[airsoft2]

@vleon1012 I dont think thats a woman. im sure actually positive its a man. after all he is THE MAN

[MIKEWADESMITH]

こんにちは

[saintsfan70072]

fuckkkkkk you buddy fuckkkkkk you buddy....i dont think maynard can scream like that anymore i seen them in june and he didnt hit the last part of vicarious where he hits the high note...he still sounded amazing..

[DignumViri]

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[Efnscreenames]

sooooo badassssssss

[xdgp696x]

this song is a throwback at people who are hellbent on selling out. that explains why it's called hooker with a penis. i think some dumbass approached maynard and said all those things to him about selling it. that also explains the following lyrics "all you know about me is what i sold ya"

[preachermatzi]

great costume

[SLINDSAY773]

sexy guitars!

[TIMMY236]

Tool is GOD!!Best band ever!!

[campingoncampus]

gotta miss the old maynard

[daven58100]

Kinda looks like Cher after she turns into a crackhead

[austinsbuddy14]

i wonder who this guy is???

[luckysilviano]

Nice tits maynard

[mrchicken08]

Maynard's dancing is the best thing to see live.

[undisputedattitude66]

does anyone know what OGT is?

[ZackStrife87]

OGT = original gangster tool, is the name of one of the first group of tool's fans

[gaylordhomer4]

its true

[Luvinhas]

Zero at the start :P by smashing pumpkins

[NightXemnas]

My favourite tool song. I mean, It's not their most complex, or unique, but I just loved it since I very first heard it. Pretty Underrated song to be honest.

[wearealltools1]

man cher sounds good

[raler74]

pure hate!!!!!maynard have right!!!

[zachy3621]

you can't get any more bad ass than dressing as a chick on stage

[trustinme26]

he doesn't look bad in dress LOL

[autographs]

Buy, Buy, Buy..

[tropcis]

put-your fucking finger up your ass¡¡

=¿

[evilzug666]

lol

[OnionKnight887]

Wow. Um, he's dressed like a chick. ( Yes, I KNOW it's part of their stage show and part of the song. Don't jump my ass.) On that note, though, I don't know of very many singers who would do that in the first place. XD

[ktrel54]

@OnionKnight887

Gee, BON SCOTT DID!! On National Television!

[velvet23revolver]

when hes a woman, maynard reminds me of cher lol

[cjscorpio1112]

Well, i must say that Maynard is an awesome singer and writer... But, not at all an attractive woman...

[pavlez0r]

You should also check out an interview with Maynard on voting in the usa... he would make a good pimp though :)

[LAntOzuRam]

Jajajajaja =D

[Bulldog22031]

@cjscorpio1112 I think he was trying to imitate Cher in this gettup... who is also an unattractive woman haha

[futureiommi6969]

@cjscorpio1112 id tap it... lol

[bloodshoes]

@cjscorpio1112 i'd hit that.

[metalfetish4life]

@cjscorpio1112 I dont know, he's cutting quite a fine figure in that sexy black dress

[trustinme26]

@cjscorpio1112 LOL.... awesome figure for that dress though... lmao...

[ethanP713]

haha i love the baginning with part of Smashing pumpkins bullet with butterfly wings

[Hardrockplague]

It's actually Zero - smashing pumpkins

[reiswig5]

haha i wonder how the kid feels about this song maynard wrote about him

[j1mancini]

ive thought about that before. . .based on the song tho' i'm guessing that kid probably doesn't even realise it's about him . . . and probably won't ever realise it's about him, know what i mean?

too bad if that's the case cos he's missing out on some good advice (ha!)

[Laquintanaa]

well i don't know he gives a description of him in the beginning and maynard tells us what he said. and if i was talking to maynard id fucking remember that moment for the rest of my life. there is a good possibility that he knows

[lighthammer2531]

Maynard dressed like Cher! LOL Thats some great shit!

[knollrook]

my friend saw him dressed like HItler in a tutu on halloween. THese lyrics are fucking .

Claimed that he was ODT from 92 from the first EP and in between sips of coke he told me he thought we were selling out. Laying down sucking up to the man Well now I've got some paid advice for you little man before you claim to know me you should know that I'm the man. And If im the man then you're the man and he's the man as well so you can point that fucking finger up your ass!!!

[Joshcleaver1]

Claimed that he was OGT you mean...

[knollrook]

I wasnt sure about about that part....I dont know what OGT means

[airsoftsniper4307]

It means Orginal Gangsta Tool, from those who listened to Opiate their EP from 92.

Its a play on Original Gangsta Thug, the orginal meaning of OGT.

[OnceMostFavored]

I believe it's, "original gangsta Tool."

[charlessayers12]

i think he wiped it out , exposing your self , never gets old

[Rock5390]

Two Thumbs Up Dude!

[fazehead]

One hell of a Sexy, Pissed off Bitch!!!

[lazpimp]

I was at the Lollapalooza performance of this show in Dallas,Tx. It was awesome how right before they came on, the crowd in the grass G.A. section stormed the stage freaking out security! They couldn't do anything but get the hell out of the way!! Which show was this?

[xBullSh1ftx]

Nice tits maynard.

[TheRealFatassFilms]

so, was the name "hooker with a penis" just an excuse to dress up like a whore?

Great song, great performance, and great stage presence.

[sls19050]

he is way to manly to act like a hore

[chocobees]

thats what makes it legit

[Abba2six]

Maynard sounds great here. I wonder how well he could perform this song today. Hopefully I will find out this summer! =D

[poopygooch]

Trust me he has no problem I've seen them recently coming on 3 times now and he hasn't lost anything. You'll have a blast mate.

[TheFragile89]

Maynard is a sexy bitch.

[Mzler1387]

James Maynard Keenan really evolved over the years with his appearance!

[pogogacytool]

fuck yah tool

smoke weed

[Zeroshin413]

Lol you know he's sexy now. =P

[NuReflexion]

Tool makes me happier than a two peckered billy goat!

[girlintheatic]

well i would assume he would =P

[ctpwns]

i think he stuffed his bra lol

[saturn443]

Maynard's a freak,

Danny's amazing,

Adam's an artistic genius,

and Justin's hardcore.

Tool fucking rocks

[daweadil]

thumbs up!

[Smackenzieth]

@saturn443 but they are all also very spiritual. lateralus especially

[hamburgler124]

whoa... not what was what i was expecting

[NoRoomForCrazy]

This is one of my favorite songs by TOOL, there is alot of rage in his voice, Maynard is the fucking man

[Gamazor5]

Tool is awesome and I think Maynard just wearing a dress 'cause he sings: "I met a boy,...

[TheeSpets]

He's wearing a dress because he's "a hooker with a penis"^^

TOOL is the best!

[lilsweetmami18]

Maynard's a fucking wierdo but god damn I love him, he's a genius.

[gilascalifas]

Maynard's a muscially gifted genius with 1 of the most powerful voices and messages you'll ever hear.....and I agree with you a freak! I seen that dude over 8 times in concert and he's like in his own world, it's fuken great!

[blackbunny555]

ok ppl im sorry i said tool sucks but no matter what u say i'll never like it.....sorry! and plz just leave me alone i'm only 14 and maybe i dont like tool cauz i really dont understand it so ya plz just go get a life and leave me alone

[LinkMyBoy]

Go kill yourself for your lack of faith

[blackbunny555]

ok i will just leave me the fuck alone

[lilsweetmami18]

I hope you change your mind about Tool someday. Next time don't be posting up things that will get you bombarded with hate comments. Take care :)

[blackbunny555]

i will....thanxz...and your like the nices person ...and thanxz 4 not bicthing at me and stuff...and maybe some day i will like tool when i'm older but not know.....

[blackbunny555]

no thanxz i have a boyfriend

[gearhed1]

Just ignore all these low lifed Australopithecans who give you a hassle for expressing your opinions. I would rather you tell me Tool sucks then pretend to like them. There is nothing worse than a pretender.  Peace Love Empathy

[blackbunny555]

thank you...you r so nice about it when others or just giving me crap all week thank you....!!!...:)

[snakenutz]

This guys no genius. Hes a wannabe intellectual who writes songs with no concept of time signatures. Dont get me wrong, musically this band has great potential and this man has a great voice. But people that go around putting this guy on such a high musical and intellectual level when practically everything that comes out of his mouth is pretty meaningless..

Look up Pseudo-Intellectual and you should find Maynard James Keenan

[NightXemnas]

@snakenutz So the use of hemiola means no concept of time signatures?

[blackbunny555]

this is why i hate tool they scare me and my older bro wants me to go see them live with him and i'm like no i'll only see slipknot

[theamerican]

You're pathetic.

[blackbunny555]

lol thanxz

[themosmitsos]

it sound like you're a prepubescent girl so you don't realize it, but that's a VERY good compliment to Tool :)

[wtfwasit]

i think hes the only one who can wear a dress and still be awsum or get away with it<

hahahah !!

[mcornell91]

well, wig i mean

[mcornell91]

he looks like fuckin dee snider with that hair

[dingledorf1]

Maynard is awesome. (hooker w/ a penis & Maynard singing it dressed like a woman= Lols)

[darthstinky]

listen to the lyrics. its a fuck you note to a dude that wrote him and called him a sellout. the bands name is tool for christ sake. nuff said.

[pretzal7]

I love maynard because he doesn't give a shit what other people think!!!

He can dance on stage in his underwear if he wants to or dress up like a tranny whenever he likes!!!

why?

Cos he's MAYNARD!!!!!!!

[RndmG]

He does it for a reason. Because he wants to, but because he needs to.

[clownprince91]

haha i was just jking bout the whole "maynard is gay thing" he just did it 4 the song since he can cause hes so fuckin amazing haha

[hmbergher]

Maynard is an eccentric freak. i love him!!

[clownprince91]

oh wait i 4got ahaha hes just insane in the head but hes amazing anyway haha

[clownprince91]

wtf!?! this song is good and all but is maynard gay??? i no his step dad raped him in all wen he was a kid but wtf!?!

[JungleDave66]

Tool opened up with this song at lollapalooza '97, Holy Shit!

the song doesnt seem that heavy, but OMG!!! this has to be one of their hardest tracks!!! I ate like 5 green gel tabs and got sucked into a bonfire pit, people were running around it in circles going opposite directions!!!! Fukn insane!!!!!

I could of swore i broke a fukn rib.

best fukn band to see live!!!!

seen em 5 times!!!!!!!

[papusjohn2772]

lucky bastard

[Mastafly7]

Maynard is screwed up in the, im too smart to be sane kinda way....

[sxxygamegrrl]

This song is fucking awesome live!! Love you, Maynard!

[dgriffett9]

hahaha at maddogdugan

lol manard i swear has the best outfits, gives me ideas for halloween lol

[maddogdugan]

Good to see Shears still getting working...jk tools are legend

[TeamLSD94]

Tool is an amazing band and this is an amazing song but maynard is pretty screwed up.

[kdhillemann]

If I was gay I would want that hookers penis LAWLZ

[mattlightbound]

omg legend

[robertmassaro]

I was at this tour ,with maynard dressing in drag. I believe it was this yr or next they won a grammy for the stage performance

[nano352]

why's Maynard in drag?

[EvolveYourOwnStyle]

in a interview... Maynard said that he does that back then to let him self go and be himself... plus he did alot of mushrooms...

[EmbersBLS]

lol. Hooker with a Penis, so obvious it's ironic.

[zodiacgirl3]

This song is so fuckin' awesome!!!!! LOVE IT!!!!!

[TheThunderCunt]

I would beat you if you were my wife.

[tiarabaranes]

oh no he didn't

oh yes he did

lol

fo thumbs up

[psi1989]

TOOL EN MEXICO PORFAVOR!!

[famAAAs]

dope song

[internash]

get it? hes a guy wearing a dress, a hooker with a penis man.

[legs0011]

its Cher an't it !!!!

[Stinkfiist0]

Good one!

[Muffinz525]

ITS A TRAP

[ANGELxINxDESARKNS]

lulz

[justice693]

idiot -.-

[pfive]

i was at the gig where maynard shat on a goose

[manic486]

it wasn't a goose it was a swan

back in 92, i was OGT

[pfive]

yeah, swan sorry. He said in interviews it just helped him to open up and be himself on stage

[shadowman1219]

I don't care is Maynard is a freak, he's a damned good vocalist and the rest of the band is excellent, although a little bit more normal...

[pr0ph3t1983]

Maynard would be a freak if he would act the way he does on stage in real life. He doesn't, this is an act that we buy and like to see. Nothing more ...

[Dhanhael]

its how the music moves him.

[diggitydwreck]

tommooxyz has a good point. in 06 he sounded good then in 07 maynard was skipping out on the high parts of songs to rest his vocals on the same songs he did on the 06 leg. hes in his 40s now naturally your voice deepens and the years of touring take their toll. im not saying he sounds bad it just lacks the intensity and youthfulness of his angry years. i question if he can still sing a perfect circle style anymore.

[tommooxyz]

he can sing good now too...but the energy is not there anymore...If I could just go back in time and see them in '96. or '97. when he was one angry motherfucker...so pure and intense it was...i like aenima album most...he was then furios individual, and now he's cool, but he's just intelectual who comes to show just for money...I can say this, cuz I'm TooL fan and loved them all the time...But I wanna old Maynard back.....

[diggitydwreck]

this was the first song they played when i saw them in 97 lalapoolza. i thought how weird they were but i was amazed at how good they sounded and how intense they were. its too bad maynard cant sing like this anymore.

[EmotionCr4ve]

Are you kidding me? I saw them live last year. And Maynard can STILL sing like this. In fact, he DID sing like this. So your statement is not true.

[Vidabonds]

this was one of the first songs i heard by them and i thought they were so weird and terrible but then they became my favorite band

[patbuck2]

Absolutely amazing performance. 5 stars, Tool. It takes a real man to wear a dress.

[TheRandomCupCake]

I want to bang maynard in his dress regardless if I am a guy...

Fucking smoking Hot!!!

[bigredmarx]

So Ive got some

Advice for you, little buddy.

Before you point your finger

You should know that

Im the man,

If Im the fuckin man

Then youre the fuckin man as well

So you can

Point that fuckin finger up your aaaaaaaaaaaaass!!!!

Catchiest line I have ever heard in a tool song. EPIC

[saiyanson5500]

This song is about me.