Me And My Dick Act 2 Part 9

[Nickeyheartsdogs]

OMG They would use HSM Song titles!!!!

If we're all in this together, you can bet on it we're breakin free! LMFAO!

[LaL3p0p]

Nick!!! LOL him and Brian are the best!!

[dabrown100]

The HSM reference! All I could think was... ZEFRON!

[kool4katz1]

Guys...Vaginas hugging...Only Starkid can pull this off

[kool4katz1]

I guess you could say that Lil Weenie is Big T's RIGHT HAND man....

[glambertcello]

I just spit out my Wheat Thins at the HSM reference, even though I read in the comments it was coming. OMG! Win!

[BeatlesHarryPotter7]

Ironic that in AVPS, the musical directly after this, Arielle Goldman plays a bird....

[horsegirl2137]

1:44 Joey is impersonating Loren....

[TheSparklybubble]

"You guys need to work this out, because if we're all in this together you can bet on it we're beaking free." "Fabulous!" "Well I guess the boys are back!" so. much. hsm.

[dasrealcute]

this is so weird...

[shellywuvsyou]

@dasrealcute you get used to it

[RockerButEmo]

best line ever is the high school musical!!

[thatemilygirl101]

How do you think it goes when they start filling out resumes for real shows?

Played pussy no.3 in a show about a dick

[love9784444]

@3:50 (around) I spy a HSM reference :)

[madhattertophat]

By now, I have absolutely lost the count of how many times I've said "what the fuck am I watching?" - in a good, I mean. What's not to love about the concept of flying vaginas fighting for the love of dicks, right?

[FawkesLastSong]

omg I'd forgotten about the HSM reference XD It's 2am and I think I almost woke up my roommate I was laughing so hard

[marySTARKIDRANGER1]

why is starkid useing HSM soooooooooooo much

[michaelcrawfordfreak]

How many HSM song titles can be fit into one joke? Apparently 6. Thanks Starkid. :D

[LUV04111]

This has changed my view too, Joey.....

[Greaser616]

Take a picture of the Eiffel Tower? [something]? Ann Arbor, Michigan?

I luv Ann Arbor!!! It's the city Starkid originated, and it's awesome!!!!!

[Greaser616]

A lot of people seem to forget that fabulous and the boys are back is a high school musical reference as well

[messynessie123]

at 1:44 I was totally thinking "I'm tired! Can't we all just be death eaters?"

[girlofsummer489]

"Speaking of getting home, how do I do that? 'Cause I'm just a little boy, and you guys are all walking pussies." *shrieking with laughter*

[LitlMissArtemis]

what happens when you wake up without your genitals?

[candygirl9327]

smells like fish... hgutrhguhguihrtigu rguhfitglhihftug

[imagingerfairy]

@ItsWhatsFace actually, four. He said in the sentence before, you guys need to WORK THIS OUT. Because if WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER, you can BET ON IT we're BREAKING FREE. (:

[ItsWhatsFace]

"When we're all in this together, you can bet on it we're breaking free."—three High School Musical song references...I think I just died :D

[abbieremde]

i am sat in my room crying, because two vagina's are loosing each other.. i love my life :')

[Sammieantha95]

"A bird just ate my dick!" XD Only Starkid...

[messynessie123]

@Sammieantha95 and snakes to the wiener!

[BroadwayAlexia]

I don't understand Joe ...

-Voldemort

-Dolores Umbridge

- Joey's Dick

... Funny and sometimes ridiculous characters but .. you stay always beautiful in my eyes.

( No, I'm not obsessed with him .. I think ... )

[messynessie123]

@BroadwayAlexia Commander Up

[kari910]

@sanchuk1 You spelled Zefron wrong.

[sanchuk1]

"And if were ALL IN THIS TOGETHER, you can BET ON IT that were BRAKING FREE"

Zephron, anyone?

[BadPony312]

Well, Joey, i agree with you, this play changed my whole world view

[Tomgirl1219]

just thought the i would point out that when old snatch called big t tobias, that the starkids must really love harry potter, because that's snape's dads name in the books. sorry, i lost control of my nerdyness for a second!

[guidecfk]

AJ Holmes is the cutest person in the entire world <3

[IamMsDance]

hIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL REFRENCE ;)

[LookingAtSunshine]

We need to listen to each other, because that's the only way we can Work It Out. And if We're All In This Together, you can Bet On It we're Breakin' Free.

[TheMaywat]

What would Zac Efron say in a time like this?

[exploded12345]

And if we're all in thins together, you can bet on it, we're breaking free. I'm bigging to think that the Starkids have a thing for High School Musical

[gracedomination]

Haha I saw that HSM reference coming when Joey said that they'll work it out XD

[Emilyyquinn]

3:45-3:55 will forever be my favorite part of this entire play!

[grizzabella101]

pause at 1:46 he is snailing!!!!

[geezwhatswrongwithu]

O.O but what about tiffany...?

[55hotmama]

are you eating my dick!!! omg a bird just ate my dick!!!

[theC4R4]

lovin the HSM references :P -3 and wheres darren?

[StarKidWeasley1]

Only starkid could make me cry over an old snatch running away to go to Venice,

[thegirlwonder18]

@90210crazychick I'm pretty sure he was playing guitar in the band. And he was the Italian restaurant owner who throws Big T and Weenie out of his restaurant.

[evildevilgirl02]

And upon seeing this, multiple Cho/Voldy, Cho/Umbridge, and Sirius/Yaxley fanfictions were written. :D

[123julesrules]

"Im just a little boy and you guys are just walking pussys"

[123julesrules]

I love the HSM reference <3

[90210crazychick]

wonder if darren was watching this since he's not in it? cause I swear thats his laugh at 9:12 haha

[Khajmer]

I wish I had this loving a relationship with my dick.

[JazzHands0Broadway]

No! Hedgwig! why are you so evil now???

[darkmarkless7]

@CrazyLove1116 looks like "The Boys are Back" just noticed that one. What is it with StarKid and their love for HSM?

[CrazyLove1116]

"And if 'We're All in This Together' you can 'Bet on It' 'Were Breaking Free' ".... love

[LoganTheUltimate]

I shouldn't be taking moral advice a boy who talks to his dick. Oh well

[chubalicious11]

Sirius and... Yaxely?

[chubalicious11]

I always wanted to see Venice... are you too fat to understand that!!! Hop on my firebolt!!!

[gymbunny179]

the old snatches hair changes in every scene

[redvines4eva]

THis scene makes me cry!...I LOVE YOU OLD SNATCH

[katiesaurus26]

only Starkid...

[mitchellele]

i thought the bird was meant to be a blue waffle

[darkmarkless7]

Venice. First Sirius, now Old Snatch... Apparently it's the place to go.

[disneygleek]

We're all in this together so you can bet on it that we're breaking free :)

[Kippercakeyay]

"We're all in this together."

[lindseyganey2]

love the HSM references

[RewindReplayRepeat]

dick = id

joey = ego

heart = super ego

[ChikakoC]

I love Joe..

[tatters5]

"and if we're all in this together, you can bet on it we're breaking free." he says to the one that possesses the ZEFRON POSTER.

[KurbySama]

"A BIRD JUST ATE MY DICK!!!"

I died a little on the inside XD

[TheVioletGirl8]

tobias... tobias henkel... criminal minds anyone?

[icandy71]

@TheVioletGirl8 Two of the best Criminal Minds episodes of all time!

[starkidhpfan]

the amount of high school musical references in one sentance :')

and how did Old Snatch & Big T manage to not laugh throughout the last part of the scene?

[MrsMickeyLover]

When the pussies showed up flying, all I could think of was "NIIIONN (the sound an airplane makes) SCOOOOP!

[mirosango14]

why so many HSM references? >.<

[2352352youtubization]

high school musical reference

[90939smiles]

"We need to listen to each other because that's the only way we can Work It Out."

"And if we're All In This Together you can Bet On It, We're Breaking Free."

"FABULOUS!" "Looks like The Boys Are Back!"

Gosh, have they really seen all of the High School Musical movies? That is so awesome. Totally awesome.

[vampirefantasy13]

@90939smiles i no right i was laughing so much i love theseguys :) thay are awsome

[Sammieantha95]

@90939smiles I'm pretty sure it's only in there because the Lang brothers (the writers) are completly obsessed with High School Musical. (:

[HarryPotterPrincesS7]

wtf tahts all i can say

[0sexiest0nerd0]

When I watched AVPM/S I fell in love with Draco. This scared me as Draco was a girl and I am straight. Then I fell in love with a giant talking dick that I think looks a little like Gerard Way.

I'm so fucking confused.

[shamidkpzd]

@0sexiest0nerd0 Starkid: Making people question their sexuality since 2009.

[PerceptionsOfMe]

Hell yeah! Zefron reference!!!! :D :D

[Mzgemini1808]

Haha so Sirius finally gets to go to Venice after all

[tdg4evar35]

its the only way we can WORK IT OUT. and if WERE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER, you can BET ON IT were BREAKING FREE

[Hellbellshadz]

Sholongbotton can't decide if he's a pussy or a dick!

[LoonyLovesTheChosen1]

WAIT WAIT WAIT! if there is a place for pussys, and a place for dicks, what about the heart and the other organs?!

[jkblotz]

I swore when Joe came in to see Joey on the floor he was gonna say, "Hey you..." So I flipped out when he didnt... XD

[fantasygirl411]

I just LOVE the way she says "motherfucker"!

[LulitaInPita]

I had a very weird dream last night... with talking dicks and flying pussies...

I <3 StarKids!

[LoonyLovesTheChosen1]

@LulitaInPita i had that dream to! oh wait..

[KBlocker29]

Boosh magoosh!

[faxbbandfrogs]

Everytime I hear Old Snatch say "Tobias", I think of Tobias Hankel.

JAN3

[MrMitvet]

I just heard Joe Walker saying he wanted to fuck me hard.

[Rocketshippotter21]

OH MY ROWLING!!! HE DID THE TOTALLY AWESOME HANDS!!!!!

[severelyKILLED15]

YAXLEY AND SIRIUS! LOL

[potterbeatsvoldy]

is it wrong to this joe walker is really attractive as a dick?!

[Aftershines]

@potterbeatsvoldy Joe Walker is always attractive. :) totally natural.

[ktstrawberryz]

@potterbeatsvoldy no... not at all :) joe looks sexy as an old man, a half snake, and a mean women :) heck, hes sexy as ANYTHING!

[starkidhpfan]

@potterbeatsvoldy Joe Walker is attractive no matter what he does ;)

[61mintgreen]

@potterbeatsvoldy Joe Walker is always attractive. Always.

[evildevilgirl02]

@potterbeatsvoldy If he can pull off being sexy in drag, then I see nothing wrong with finding him attractive as genitals.

[Saralisse]

@potterbeatsvoldy is it wrong that joe walker is really attractive as any of his characters for a Starkid show?

[FaeriesAndWitches]

I'm just a little boy and you all are flying pussies.

[willturner4ever]

i can just imagine them coming up with this. "and then the flying pussies will attack the gangster penises..." "oh, yeah that makes sense. let's do that."

[shadowblizzard18]

"Speaking of getting home how do i do that? cos im just a little boy n you guys are all walkin pussies."

Haha somehow i can imagine tht happenin

[GreenDay21CB]

I swear to god I want to be Miss Cooter.

[Sajere12]

THIS.

THIS MADE ME SHIP SIRIUS/YAXLEY.

YAY CRACKY STARKID PAIRINGS.

[1thisismylife1]

TOTALLY AWESOME MOMENT

[Moonset10]

In england bird is slang for girl. That makes the phrase 'A bird just ate my dick' a lot funnier.

[xMaryAlice]

because the Old Snatch and Miss Coother hugged, does that mean Tiff and Sally had sex?

[Yumiyuri]

@xMaryAlice no, they detached themselves in the previous acts, so that means tiff and sally don't have their vaginas.

[xMaryAlice]

@Yumiyuri yeah but their vagina's were touching and wrapped around eachother..

[xMaryAlice]

fifteen dislikes?!

Thank Hermione!

[theDoctorPotterfan16]

oh my gosh, just realised the AVPS tribute to 'always wanted to visit Venice'!!!!! (I watched this after AVPS) I love the way that Starkid does stuff like that, clever old Brolde, Nlang and all other writers!!!

[perhapsyellow]

AJ Holmes, I love you!

[Sam06023]

"Cause that's the only way we can WORK IT OUT. And if we're ALL IN THIS TOGETHER, you can BET ON IT we're BREAKING FREE."

"FABULOUS"

"Looks like the BOYS ARE BACK"

lol i love how much high school musical influenced them

[barbaramusic01]

"And if we're all in this together, you can bet on it we're breaking free!"

"Fabulous!"

"Looks like the boys are back!"

omg HSM references<3

[lizardlee10]

Is it wrong that I am watching a University of Michigan production and a Ohio State University football game at the same time?

[DaNiCaDaRkNeSs]

@lizardlee10 not if it's ok that i'm doing the same thing while watching the michigan state game

[LilMizzChazz]

my face throughout watching this..

o.O

[WeAreAirborne]

"Um, speaking of getting home, uh, how do I do that? Cause I'm just a little boy and you guys are all walking pussies."

^Priceless.

[TheChickenWangs]

Dumbledore approved because of the Zefron refrences

[DontSayItMarie]

The Old Snatch had English class with Gollum, it seems.

[StigGT2]

Lupin, Sirius and Cho, as vaginas, attacking Yaxley and Lily, as dicks.

Me Gusta.

[foxdragon415]

You know, I always loved the name Tobias, but now......

[NerdyChocofrog]

When Joe Walker went "Miss Cooter... *bashful smile* how did you find me" I horribly giggled and flapped my arms in the air... much to the discomfort of my roomate and her bf

[TheLongwoodgirl]

omg so many high school musical song titles in this XD

[CGwonder]

3:09 Oh A.J.

[katiegirl189189]

Those were some boss Zefron quotes!

[broadwaytwin11]

We're all in this together, so you better bet on it that we're breaking free!

[TheKitty1kat]

I love you dick

And I wanna fuck you too heart

[muninahlike]

A bird just ate my dick^! xd

[SmileTodayPlz]

So you need to get high school musical references to get this musical about genitalia?

[cooktastrophe27]

Hooray for the Old Snatch!

[gibchick89]

what on earth was going through their minds when they wrote this? seriously...lol, i mean its one of the funniest things i've ever watched but it's like...wtf man?

[BrittIsh13]

"You can bet on it we're breaking free."

Nick definitely wrote that line. :}

[FatalAffection13]

i was like WOAH! Are they gonna kiss? That'd be soooo akward!

[heartbreaker1395]

WHOAS, WHOAS, WHOAS!!!

Best protection ever xD 

[ztslovebird]

@heartbreaker1395 lol, like Brumhilda in Robin Hood; Men In Tights!

[Aga396]

tha'st the weirdest shit i've ever seen Oo

[YakaleeYakalea]

HSM!!!!

[smay96]

Disney should hire Team StarKid to make their company better. Honestly, they could use the help.

And also, what exactly would a flying pussy look like???

[ztslovebird]

@smay96 No; Disney is currently being run by morons. If they recruited the Starkids, they'd ruin the whole company. Maybe in a few years, after Disney has cancelled Wizards or Waverly Place, Suite Life, Shake it Up, Good Luck Charlie, Phineas and Ferb, and Fish Hooks, and replaced them with decent shows.

[smay96]

@ztslovebird Point taken, although Phineas and Ferb isn't that bad.

And also, to others, i still would like to know what a flying pussy looks like.

[ztslovebird]

@smay96 I'll say this much for Phineas and Ferb; the music is catchy. But everything else about the show sucks. Maybe John Lasseter and his team can hire Darren Criss, AJ Holmes, and Carlos Valdes for writing the music for the next awesome animated Disney movie, but no Starkids on daytime Disney Channel until the Disney Channel folks clean up their act.

Maybe flying pussies look like wet pink moths.

[smay96]

@ztslovebird Well, i respect your opinion on the show. The point i'm trying to make is that StarKid deserves to be on tv more than most people.

And i can't stop laughing about the wet pink moths thing LOL

[ztslovebird]

@smay96 Point well taken. Maybe if/when they get around to Puppy Kitties, they'll be able to get on TV. But if not, they can take one of their original musicals to Broadway and be on TV during the Tony Awards :)

[smay96]

@ztslovebird Puppy Kitties on TV....that's GENIUS! And a StarKid original on Broadway would be simply brilliant, even if it meant paying a lot to get tickets and driving three hours to New York ;D

[ztslovebird]

@smay96 It'd be worth it to see Mel Brooks' record of The Most Tony Award Nominations/Receptions broken, lol! But if the new Muppet movie is any indication (but don't quote me; I'm just speculating), maybe the Muppet Show will be brought back, if not in its original splendor than at least as a variety show with many guest stars every week and gut-wrenching comedy every minute. And who do you think would be awesome talented musical guests to have on the show?

[smay96]

@ztslovebird StarKids would make totally awesome musical guests ;)

[ztslovebird]

@smay96 lol, I can already see some of the Muppets interacting with the Starkids! AJ and Rowlf playing together on the piano, Darren playing his guitar, Gonzo hanging out with the Joes, Miss Piggy flirting with all the Starkid boys while simultaneously trying to bump off the Starkid girls, the whole shebang!

[smay96]

@ztslovebird Aaahhhhh! Oh what wonderful entertainment that would be :)

[ztslovebird]

@smay96 And that's just if the Starkids were their normal selves! What if Snape or Umbridge or Malfoy were on the show? Like when Luke Skywalker and his cousin Mark Hamill were on The Muppet Show, but with less robots and gargling gargoyles.

[smay96]

@ztslovebird Snape or Umbridge. Not to mention Lupin. And Draco....and then it made me have another idea. Both the movie version AND the play version together, all mixed with the Muppets. You can just imagine Movie Snape and Play Snape. Oh god, fandom overload XD

[ExcessiveSpareTime]

Dive-bombing severed vaginas.

Not imagery I'd expect to ever see in a musical.

I now have a new swear.

Thank you very much.

[chelbean1997]

How the FUCK did they write this?!

[hp1gw3lover]

Me:Oh hey mom

Mom: What on earth are you watching?!

Me: dicks and Vaginas flying and saving a dick. ya know the norm

[neonsneakers53]

15 dislikes, THANKS HERMIONE!

[coldplayluvr4ever]

"And if we're All in This Together, you can Bet On It we're Breaking Free."

God I love how HSM has influenced the Starkid Productions XD

[theDoctorPotterfan16]

@coldplayluvr4ever and the Boys Are Back (HSM3)

[Rachyloupea]

@coldplayluvr4ever And he also said ' Work this out' first- and then Fabulous, the Boys are Back!

And earlier on 'Getcha head in the game'

I love Starkid even more now! :P

[mgknelson]

He stuck it back on with magic.

[SuperQue77]

@ThePizzaKillers Don't forget "Fabulous"

Looks like "The Boys are Back"!

[andthenillshoothim]

"You've gone soft!"

*puts on Big T's hat* "Big Weenie's in charge now!"

And in Starship, Up's the one who has "gone soft"...and Taz: *puts on Up's moustache* "I'm in charge of this mission now!"

[Tacoking9291]

Never in all my years have I been so excited to see a boy reunited with his dick

[VGameAddictLD]

I can very much imagine this as a saturday morning childrens cartoon lol