Kerney Thomas - Paternity Test From God!

[jayblac]

IS THIS A PRANK CALL LOL

[RatRodSlant6Valiant]

Madness used to herd the weak minded. USA USA USA

[generalbullmoose]

fraud....

Where is the condemnation of the guy sleeping around? Oh brother....

[taliesin939939]

you are NOOOOT the FAAAAATHERRR!!!!!!!!

he should have his own talk show lol

[Zen53GT]

@taliesin939939 Ah, you want to put Maury out of business? You needs JESUH!

[sowhatbitch103]

watch that isnt gunna be his fucking kid. gonna be a baby mamma and he's gonna look at that fucking prayer package and burn the house down. then find kerney and stab him while kerny yells "gaaaaaaaaawd!!! gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhwd!!!!!!!!­!"

[allendiggsu]

That mans knows he needs to be a good father. Nobody needs to tell him that. I'm so sick of folk saying, "God told them."

[LeeBoles]

this man and many others like him are simplying 'preying' on the vulnerable in society.....

[ZemZam2000]

the lord told you that?

[octoBURRfirst]

this is a prank! see listen...after that dude said that he wanted to know from "the man of God" what the paternity test was, at 0:43 the guy started laugin at Kerney Thomas...and he tried to keep from laughin when he said, "yes I know what it means!" it's awful how this man sells dreams!

[MrsD7777]

Awww man he crying! HaaaaHaaaa! He should have went on the Maury show, then they would have said "U Are NOT the Father!"

[SilverShadowization]

So he is basically giving him a psychic reading. Which is a sin according to the bible. OH WAIT! There is a loop hole! If you give someone a "psychic reading" but throw Jesus into the mix, it cancels out! :D I was unaware!

[rachelmm05]

@SilverShadowization you are def right about that, this is one of those familiar spirits that the Old and New testament directly warns against telling us not to go after these things and to be aware of those who do them... i pray for this pastor kerney that he repents and get his soul right with God.

[broadcast8989]

I bet that aint even Michael baby he better call Dina...or DNA next time. lol

[KanWoo76]

@bronbronface I heard about him from Rickey Smiley too. Maybe he shoul start prank calling people and tell them that Gaaawd gave him their phone number!

[MissyMist720]

1 - It's messed up that this caller doesn't know that this "pastor" is a fraud and not a "man of God"

2 - People are so desperate for answers that they are willing to believe in anything tangible... God help them...

[4nathaniel]

get the f%$k outta here.....

[dxsmackdown8]

this guy is a wolf & a hireling

[simw7]

pretty fucked up shit,dis guy is a moron

[simone56]

You are an idiot if you think this idiot is a "Manna God"

[bignews01]

MAN I GOT ALL YALL BEAT.....i GOT TO BE IN THE "PRESENCE" LIVE AND UP CLOSE" IN NASHVILLE IT WAS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS AND TO ADD TO THE GREATNESS HIS SON WAS ON ORGAN BLESSIN US IN A MIIIIIIIIGHTY WAY LOLOLOLOL...OH YEAH THEY WERE SHOUTIN TO A TRACK LOLOLOL

[AtlantaAngel84]

what does his son look like?

[bignews01]

First of all he's OLD TOO lol gota b like 48, he's about Kerny's complexion Low haircut, with a mustache kinda skinny!! How u and ur pops gone be around the same age lol

[AtlantaAngel84]

omg are you serious, lol. oh i wish someone had a pic, lmao!

[bignews01]

@AtlantaAngel84, I didnt get the footage that I wanted lol but I did get a pic of the sign outside lol I couldnt take any pics because the pastor was standing right behind me video taping it!! You know what Ima go by the TAPE SERIES I know they sellin em lol

[AtlantaAngel84]

oh ok that would be great, lol.

[bradybunchmarciafan]

Kerney Thomas be straight up gangsta. Dont hate, congradulate da pimp of all pimps. He be at da top of his game, and he gotz foos givin him da cheese. so all ya brothas and all ya hood rats get off ya azzes and give the man of mofo God some money Noooooooooooow!!

[bigdille84]

congradulate isn't a word mayb it was a bad idea to drop out of elementary school

[chocolateman85006]

Says the person that didn't use puncuation or capitalization.

[Sneakymudkip]

dude needs to scream in a metal band

[DrFlaxWebFLOO]

Yeah, the guy really missed his calling.

[theebadnun]

that guy on the phone got to het a joooob!should have used a condom

[thenewageriseth]

COMEDY GOLD!! LMAOOO!!

[1rhymewithreason]

I feel you bro...lol

[1rhymewithreason]

The thing about this is...there are people who really need God to do things in their lives. And actually, whether or not this man is legit or not isn't up for us to decide...but God will still work on these peoples behalf because His word can not come back to Him void. He said ask me in faith, according to My word, believe that you receive and you shall have it. Now if this guy is fake, then he will have to face God. For his sake, I hope Kerney is legit.

[bronbronface]

no seriously...i've been in church my whole life and you may have too but trust me...this guy is definitely FAKE, he's on tv when everybody is sleep(3/4am) i first heard about him from rickey smiley in one of his stand ups on youtube...so i stayed up to see it and i was laughing so hard..its like the same ppl talking but changing there voice to make it seem like a different person cause someone was speaking then another person came and i was like she sounded like the last lady that spoke

[babygillov]

this guy man there are no words for him and now he wants money

[pqleeur03]

Umm, what happened to good ole fashion BLOOD TESTS!!! This is ka-razey!

[DaSocialButterfly]

yeah he may be fake but at least he gave him the right advice.

[DRiPPz6800]

faake bastard

[mademepickaname]

This is sad. TV evangelists are the scum of the earth. They take advantage of the uneducated and irrational so they can profit financially.

[tavareztate]

this is sad, this man need some True Holy Ghost Deliverance, because this is not of God no kind of way!

[raesweets2000]

I gave up trying to call that #: you can never get through: and after giving and giving you still keep getting letters in the mail asking for more. Prayer and blessings from God should be free- you shouldnt have to go bankrupt in order to receive.

[tbrown387]

He is exploiting peoples faith.

[emoasfxck]

thats what evangelicals do. duh

[lolnonamelol]

i think its just low to use peoples faith to make money off them this guy is just a jackass

[atraktmillyonz]

DONT FOOL ME NOW!!!!!

[highwater03]

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[BrynMawrYamBag]

shit if he went on Maury him and the ho would have had a paid few day vacation to NYC.This guy ain't giving anyone shit....Why bother?

[fearonism]

scame artist

[Niseypooh20]

this is so sad.He is taking money from this broke brotha already

[kmounke1]

I can't believe that guy called in and asked ol' kerney for the answers

[gimmee411]

i dnt no y dis dude is asking Kerney for his answer.God has made it so that we can come str8 2 Him.God is the 1 with the real anser.kerney is a lil skechy.tlkin bout the power of a miracle.the miracle dnt hav the power but its Jesus. look at how kerney is tryna sell his packet right after paraying for sum1. he told da dude he had 2 sleep on da number 7 and had 2 turn in an offering.its much more effective and cheaper fo u 2 cum 2 God for urself. u dnt need 2 sleep on nuthin. just stand on faith

[damildlyshreddah]

Those private revelations are pretty awesome and always so spot on :-)

Also; Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaw

[Dusty696969]

Dont forget to buy you miracle oil soap, and miracle spring water!!! We only need 1,000 more bucks to heal this poor little boy!!!! When it happens he may not looked heald from the outside, but his poor little spirt will be heald!!!!!!

[MJSTAMNESS]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!

[proph8tic]

This man shouldn't be allowed to speak to people on behalf of God. People like him are the reason that so many people lack trust in God and in Christianity. It makes me sick to see people deceeiving honest people looking for help. I won't be anywhere near him on judegement day...

[3dmac2]

I agree totally.

[MSEBONYSEDC]

Is this serious? lol

[3dmac2]

Sadly it is

[vabeatsonthenet]

duded personal pwayr package appeared outa thin air

[GodsVessel23]

I know i caught that toward the end! He was like its sittin right here in front of me!!! lol although he just asked if he sent it in lol

[sinfonian2013]

"The Lord told me to tell you to be a good father to your child." As a Christian man, hyprocrisy is one of the worst things that plague Christianity, but on a broader scale, our country and humanity. Is there anything worse than lying "men of God."

"But, the Lord wasn't done speaking... He also told me to tell you to send $100 ASAP. That will get your life together."

[JAMMINSCREW205]

dam i didnt kno dat boy kerney wuz from screwton 281 da land of trunk poppin, wood grippin,syrup sippin,and fry smoke

[mattymmmm]

Can you translate that into English please.

[GuyaRicanMC]

I bet that a Christian will come to this video sooner or later and defend Kerney Thomas as a "man of God" despite how obvious it is that he is a fraud.

[embitteredshurpa]

yo the word christian has been totally hijacked by completely biblically uneducated zombies doing the bidding of thier new god "easy money" this kerney thomas has perfected the "shuk and jive" to the point that he has people paying him to pray for them. it is amazing to watch the prophecies, the actual ones not the one they tell you about on tv comming to pass.. the anti christ will be ussered thru this new religous movement and will grant everybody thier wishes as he claims to be Jesus Christ..

[bnreal800]

ima christain and i think hes a bit off track.. its so obvious

[vincent21212]

Just a little off-track? It's obvious christianity is blurring your ability to see that this guy is way off-track.

[moreofme7]

I use to watch this guy on the Word network late night Whatever happen to his show?

[taboo69]

kerney act like one of hs jams on 00:11 ooooooooooo hahahahaaha its kerney baby lol hahhahaah

[Reddlocs69]

omg @ this preacha version of Maury...lmaoo and that fool sound like he laughin or working out some snot an shit! lmaoo at "man of god" smdh

[flyingscience]

Was this before or after the holy spirit enama!Watch the holy spirit enama video !

[mobywv]

i wonder if Barak Obama would denounce and reject the support of Kerney Thomas? :p

[Adria20]

all phone calls are fake..

[chicagobleek]

This dude just set us back 5 years.....

[doctorpep1]

This is funny + pathetic!

[AddyG22]

Am i speaking the right one?! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWDDDD! EKO SHA LA LA LA BOKOSHA!!!! DID YOU FEEL THAT???????

[Respectab13]

.....no, no I did not pastor kerney

[AddyG22]

Eco sha la la la bokosha!

[eastsackevster]

you will never guess who is on the phone with kerny right now

LaShawnia! If you get a letter from ME its not my wards (words) but its GODSSS wards!

[cjzzzzz]

LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL!

[Ansett76]

I think its Pasor Kerney's baby........and the girlfriend is called Rosemary.

[1050HzSineWaveTone]

Men Of God are NOT FORTUNE TELLERS!!!!

[prayzenworship]

That is exactly what this seems like...its like a preachin' Ms. Cleo smh

[limpnail]

geeze! I almost spilled my drink when that black dude did that ear piercing scream. I thought maybe he got his nuts caught in his zipper.

[1050HzSineWaveTone]

hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah­ahahahahahaha!

[Jwriter4]

how about when he says "AM i speaking to the right one" hahaha to try and get the audience to believe the sad shit is b4 the calling is connected they take a brief statement from the caller from what he's complainin about and thats how the fake minister draws from his GOD haha

[OliviaHadassah]

Jwriter, that's a good observation!

[CLYDEN77]

BET is also wrong for allowing false prophets and Minister Minstrel shows on their network. They need to be more selective about what they air.

[SolideoGloriafella]

Clyden77,

LOL, You just made a comment about BET(Booty Every Time) Network being selective about what they air!!!!!

Those clowns will air just abot anything... Point proven byt his clip...

[Radiance230]

amen and amen....hilarious.

[letme1989]

How about asking him has he repented for the sin he committed!!!!!

[OliviaHadassah]

I don't think he'd want to do that - he may not order the handkerchief!

[klowe007]

Damn...this dude couldn't anyone else??

[912BlackMoses2008]

that's what im saying, who needs a alarm clock when you can put it on BET and this man can wake you up with this shouting. lol.

[Konzkripted]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD ^^ z0mg too funny

[FromNiggasToGods]

LMAO...I'm Putting Together A Video On This Guy...Come On Yall, This Is The 21st Century And We Are Still Falling For False Prophets...

[Forlaniz3]

you put that vid together and i'll push it.

[1050HzSineWaveTone]

:10 is Pretty funny

2:19 is Hilarious!

[redsonja84]

I actually LOL'D

[bongnpoon]

congrats

[vmb8706]

personul pair paykeg order it csuse goddddddddddddddddddddd said so lmao

[Crusader7077]

Who needs an alarm clock when you got this show?

[k1jas]

LOL...I would LOVE waking up to the sound.."GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...E COBA SHATALA CABOKO SHAAAAAA..." lol I watch this EVERY chance I get!!! lol

[bruciebru]

lol, this dude should have a "Best of Pastor Kerney's Funniest Moments" DVD set. He'll sell more DVDs than "personal pwayer packages" and hanckerchiefs.

[OliviaHadassah]

"lol, this dude should have a "Best of Pastor Kerney's Funniest Moments" DVD set. He'll sell more DVDs than "personal pwayer packages" and hanckerchiefs."

That is the truth!

[1050HzSineWaveTone]

Yep! It is the Truth!

[l3march]

WELL WELL WELL, IT SOUND ALRIGHT TO ME!

[SunnyShelle1]

I need a lie detector test from God, too.

[MrGPW]

God spoke to me. And I wrote it down. The Gospels. Heard of those? I wrote 'em!

[jLoSucksCockAllDay]

I love it when he screams, it's funny as hell, and it looks like he's taking a big dump.

[anointed2live]

lol this man is a fraud he is a hottt mess God dont speak to him ad if you guys follow him yor trippin

[crazykb]

How can people believe this criminal?

[Jwriter4]

BECUZ people believe in GOD; anything attached with GOD is easily believable; its ashame but religion has turned into big business

[crazykb]

Religion has been big business all through out human history. You would think that people would outgrow this stuff, but then again many people are fucking stuipid anyway...

[Jwriter4]

YES they are, it is def ashame that in this day and age people cannot SEE/THINK for themselves that is EVER SO TERRIBLE!! Hey people us we know reality when we see it, and others simply wont! poor them!!

[crazykb]

Seeing and thinking for ones self is a rare commodity these days my friend. My advice is to sit back have a drink (or a joint) and 'enjoy the show'...

[Jwriter4]

you're ever so right!! hahaha

[Jwriter4]

Like we already know; these people will never see reality!! But i agree with yah!!

[djphatd]

He has turrets hahahahahhahaa

[michbearhunter]

I hope they include rubbers with each "persono pwaya package".

[partialsolace]

PERS'NUL PEAR PACKAGE

[saywhut82]

Isn't Maury the person to ask about this? I mean......I thought Kerney is a pastor....not psychic.

[gemi8816]

so this has to be a prank call!lol

[noweapon4rmd]

This is utterly ludicrous.

[fgrfgfg]

Don't ask Kerney ..... ask Maury.

[luvly4honeybabe]

EXACTLY!!!! LMFAO!!!!

[NubianGoddez]

OMG is this shit serious?? both these guys are total idiots and GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said to take care of that child ROTFLMBAO

[gimmee411]

y the hell u ask kerney about this. ask God. and then run to get a paternity test

[whatyoudreamof]

It is sad that people as stupid as the man on the phone are capable of reproducing.

[denzeldavon]

Exactly

[Soapking1965]

This Thomas guy and that Robert Tilton character get me horny for some reason. Maybe it's because I would love to 'pork' their brains out.

[TallWater]

The devil is a liar and the father of them. So, please take a look at yourself, Pastor Kerney, and consider YOUR destiny!

[mrscewood]

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[musa34]

bruva on da phone, if you can see this, DON'T DO IT! (lol)

[Thruthbringer]

"The lord spoke to me...".. hmm - if the devil "speaks" to you they fill you up with medicine.. If you hear the "laaaawd" speaking to you people pay you money.. Religion in a nut shell..

[Jwriter4]

YUP religion is big business audience belives in him becuz it is connected to GOD!! BINGO!! hahaha thats why religion is one of mankinds bestestestestest money making schmeme

[MarioSpeedWagon138]

amen and amen.

[OliviaHadassah]

I hope he gets a DNA test and tells everybody Passa Thomas is a FAKE and a LIAR!

[OhSweetJesus2007]

LOL whoa he is nuts!! wow! wow! wow!

[taano71]

Then woe to those write the Book with their own hands, and then say: 'This is from Allah' to trade with it for a miserable price! - Woe to them for what their hands do write, and for the gain they make by it. Qur'an C:2 V:79

And say: 'Truth has (now) arrived, and falsehood perished: for falsehood is (by its nature)bound to perish'. Qur'an C:17 V:81

[MusicBox1986]

LOL! LOL!

[OliviaHadassah]

He's like a psychic - he goes based on what the guy already told him. The people with harder questions probably don't get put through. GAAAAAAWD!

[sambamama1]

He basically repeated what the guy told him. Of course, the guy's a real doofus for calling this clown instead of going for a paternity test. What a fraud! I know there's a special place in hell for him and others of his ilk.

[OliviaHadassah]

I almost respect Maury Povich after seeing this, because at least he gives some proof!

[Galaxnite]

He should go to the Maury show for paternity test

[crunkfachrist]

Lol he coulda got dat answer cheaper at Maury with a free hotel room lol and that probably aint even his baby just a shame

[pjai80]

Here we have another reason why SO MANY PEOPLE are weary of church folks....

[DOCHOLLIDAY412]

gross, this guy is a lying fool.only a foll would listen

[Blessed247365]

Be not decieved God is not mocked for whatever a man soweth that shall he also reap! Galatians 6:7. Nuff Said!

[celiejankins]

*and the church says AMENNNNNNNNNNNNNN!*

[2stepthatshit]

dude this guy is the definition of an american terrorist. its fucking bullshit. super churches and bastards like this.. kerney thomas and peter popoff are fucking terrorists, acting like they are prophets.. fuckin biggest scan ive ever seen. one of these guys uses my dads airport and has 4 private jets there.

[OliviaHadassah]

Woah - 4 private jets? I guess they're working hard for GAAAAAAWD!

[hyder000]

creepy

[SweetDee33]

So, Kerney told this man, who obviously is financially strapped with a baby on the way, to put in an offering?? He boasts about his "pwayer packages" being "fwee of charge", but never mentions that he wants it sent back with a donation. This is a pimp who is trying to get rich off of the gullible sheep

[BatSayHi]

It isnt fwee if you have to pway

[andyee]

omg... Christian Maury XD

[stephanielashea]

HIS ASS IS WRONG

[clprincess]

LOL! This is wrong, wrong, WRONG! LOL!

[miketrnt3]

what do you mean he is wrong? do you have another video to prove or something?

[clprincess]

Where did I say he is wrong? I CLEARLY said, "THIS is wrong." Meaning to put this up here. But the lol at the end means that it's still funny someone would put this up here. I think you were referring to Stephanilashea and maybe you should reply to her instead.  Have a blessed one!