Salty Ham

[chuckb11]

NOT VOODOO PORK

[Jmswlks]

Fine ham doesn't abound this time!

[ndoc420]

Not A God Damn Bastard Bride!

[gavrilo2007]

I am tired. I am salty. I require silence. 

[EditorialJoe]

5:22

I am tired; I am salty; I require silence.

[kitteesPJs]

I just realized Barbara is Stinky Pink. LOL! (Wish I could find that sketch on YT)

[TaishasWorld]

christ, i died the first time i saw this...ham is the biggest joke in my family so this skit just did it for us.

[JM13121]

Brilliant skit! One of their best!

[Kerpymon]

A works all day, he expects a normal ham meal, not bastard brine.

[benjie414]

i fell on my roller blades today.  my elbow and knee hurt like a sombitch.

[guaranagrl]

a normal ham meal



[teejay2788]

jello 1-2-3 lol

[dogterd]

My wife and I use the dialogue from these two characters almost every day. My favourite one was when they were going on vacation and Gordon bought Brian and his pals a "few dozen beer". .. every time I grab a Coleman cooler I can't resist yelling LETS GO!!

[LeLimeLine]

Ham was so salty I darn near puked!

[sensrok30]

i love this series of skits involving Fran, Gordon and Brian! I always enjoy it when their skit shows up!

[dickinson1027]

SAWWWSEDGE

[jackjolli]

the picture of dave foley is like the cherry on top of this skit

[auntbecky]

Fran, You need to learn to do ham from Gordon's cousin. I hear she makes an f-ing good one. Fine ham abounds at her place. Just ask your nephew Bobby!

[KUARENTAKILLA1]

Dave Foley in the background is priceless!

[pharcide27]

Your mother would boil a pop tart.

[SVK1064]

LMAO@'SHE would boil a pop tart! '

[donu847]

Best bit ever!!!

[theRoseofmyheart]

I remember jello 1-2-3 from when I was a kid!

[Aphradonis]

What show is this from?

[nellyanka]

Bastard Brine!

[djcoletrain]

i love kids in hall.

[ngobleus]

Unlike Gordon, I prefer salty ham. I can't stand ham if it's too sweet.

[ParsimoniousRhomboid]

ham isnt porridge???? you dont say

[d15er]

i miss this show so much

[taylorgpa]

OMG Jello 123, I forgot all about that.

[BradySayre]

howdy yall that ham been sawty as ever sure as a posum is good to eat

[NiceGuyKeath]

I really miss Jell-O 1-2-3.

[theaphextwinnn]

ITS THAT SALTY BLOODY HAM!

[004482rb]

this is a true classic kids in the hall

[edibllepernowfatfree]

I can't remember where I first saw this, I actually believe it was after the show went off air, but I can't believe I found it, thank you so much. I laugh every time I watch this. Time less!

[TheSirMittens]

Barbara would know,I'll call her. HAHAHAHAH

[MrROTD]

voodoo pork lol

[PrimeNoble]

LOL

[euginam91]

I like that there is a photograph of dave foley by scott's bedside

[jumborulz]

"It was gravy!" "It was horrid!" LMFO

[KitsuneNights]

Oh man, tell me why these guys are still not around doing this?

[MissKeller]

@KitsuneNights They are still around. In fact, Kevin and Scott are touring right now.

[bobdylan4evr]

parents try to put me down just because fine ham abounds

[Wrentastic]

I love this family. The mom is just in in a daze, the dad is pissed off all the time, and Brian is always on drugs.

[dreaminggirlish]

THIS is a perfect example of why I prefer honey baked. HONESTLY. We had so many family holiday pork-barages wherein no one was reasonable from the bloody dehydration of a salt pork baked to the point the holiday of Easter death! BANISH pork, Gordy! Go for it!

[nowaxtheory]

Maybe it was the Ham of Truth?

[sensrok30]

@nowaxtheory

hahaha! that is awesome!

[SVTristan]

Bastard brine... ROFL XD

[GuitarMaster10011]

I am tired, I am salty, I require silence. LOL

[ZineappleVids]

fine ham abound

[VonCouch]

I have to say, this is probably in the KITH Top 5 best written sketches

[Jephrye]

If Fran didnt have a nutsack she WOULD be the perfect wife.

[Jrivel]

A man works all day! He expects a normal ham meal! Not goddamn BASTARD BRINE!

[maoristereo]

VOODOO PORK

[chauncabell]

haha is that a picture of dave on the nightstand at 0:32 ?

[NakedAngryFlamingo]

NOT VOODOO PORK!

[dreaminggirlish]

If I could get a DVD of just Fran and Gordy I would. Fran is my absolute favourite Kids In The Hall Character!

[ThatMan0verThere]

Mustardglazed ham, eh? That sounds nice.

[TheDozer5]

i love the pic of dave on the nightstand

[teebeebad]

I wonder if they had POTATO SALAD with that damn salty ham?! LOL!

[zabarr101]

Brilliant!! Thank you. I love how the room is decorated, they had great set design.

[DrClawizdead]

I remember JELL-O 123.

Good stuff!

[buck123]

lol she would boil a pop tart

[Fullperson]

ya can't stuff a ham silly, there's no hole to stuff.. lol

[diogeneslaertius666]

or a pear

[higgs17]

"It was that damn salty ham!" is a sure fire way to end an argument in my house

[soapyme]

Red and Kitty from That 70's Show are totally based on this couple!

[outbackautomotive]

"I'm not asking ya to cook a WHOLE GODDAMN PIG"!!! lol

Fucking priceless! :P

[NICKTUBER80]

This sketch was filmed prolly sometime around March 1988

[loveNux]

"might've been some salt transferance" HAHAHHA

[jeff38de]

i remember a sketch where brian wakes fran and gordon while rifling through their dresser drawers in the middle of the night then explains he was "just looking for aunt barb's phone number". Cant seem to find it here though. this ones good to though.

[lavinder11]

"That was when we lived it the blue house, remember?"

So real.

[MCRfangurl16]

It's that salty, bloody ham!!!

[VerenceIV]

Bastard brine! HA!

[Mikeunderscore]

Its ham Tuesday tomorrow!

[Shotgunnova]

You'd salt fish from the Dead Sea! Oh man, this is hilarious.

[zapproowsdower]

rofl, she (Fran) is just like my mom. oblivious to the point of hilarity...

[miageisha]

silly rabbit trix are for kids

[kurabunoyama]

you old soldier

[elliethebee]

Ha, I had to google Jello 123 after this...it looks pretty yum!

[dinoboss]

it's scary accurate. Scott is so convincing as an older housewife too.

[gottagrind420]

@dinoboss he really does its hilarious

[lonsumtravlr]

Anyone remember that sketch where Fran dreams of blowing up Gordon? If anyone has it, can he or she post it?

[1986OMFG]

sounds like good ham to me

[Bobo411]

i think they're just one of those couples that end up being really comfortable each other.

they actually remind me of my parents lol...

[darkb4lightt]

"Old soldier" "Mother" Who the bloody hell talks to their wife like that? LMAO! Brilliant sketch, tho!

[Mikeunderscore]

I'm tired, I'm salty, I require silence!

[themooddisorders]

ihe is a pillowcase of the shame talk

goood god

[djuri0612]

These are hands down my all-time favorite characters on this show. SOUP in a BAG, FRAN? So brilliantly acted and written, it's surprisingly deep and endearing but goes so far out of it's way to keep you from noticing, I still laugh hysterically ever fucking time I see it and I knew the whole sketch by heart ten years ago. I am not a loser lol

[betterwiththespray]

you said it perfectly.

[awong76]

@djuri0612

Oh god I loved that one.. SOUP IN A BAG, FRAN?!

[wdh4721]

LOoking for Gatorade streams in the backyard.

[gmonte34]

LMFAO! This reminds me of my husband and I.... Too Funny! "Voodoo Pork"!

[shelleyk80LoveClub]

im lovin the picture of dave foley on the nitestand

[iiNDiTC]

you would salt fish from the dead sea

[ToasterPig]

lol I love how Fran is such an airhead.

She gets frazzled and sidetracked and just barely keeps up with what people are talking about.

My own mom can be like that sometimes.

My mother is a very intelegent woman but she has her moments of being clueless.

[denice777]

voo doo pork lmao

[skellingtone]

"you would salt fish from the dead sea!" bahahaha

[lauriesaurusrex]

"I know that ham isn't porridge or toast or a pear..." LOL for some reason that line just kills me.

[doggypound1]

"Im tired, Im salty.........I require silence"

Funniest line in the whole damm skit!

lol

[germyfromirc]

"i am tired. i am salty. i require silence.." LOL

[andrewptob]

The picture of Dave on the nightstand is great!

[MrTrojis]

rofl did he say boil a poptart?

[BrettCelinski]

this is like a very twisted version of a bert and ernie skit

[jumborulz]

"it was gravy!" "it was horrid!"

[xxbrunettehunnibunxx]

the ham we had at dinner?

YES, was there another HAM?

rofl!

[xxbrunettehunnibunxx]

ROFL

VOODOO PORK

o.O

:L:L:L

[mooogn]

This is a very well written and performed scene :-)

[stubblejumper2]

BASTARD BRINE!!!!

[leela145]

greeting him at the door with saran wrap, what on earth do they get up to? lol

[ZiggyHernandez]

"Might've been some salt transference."

XD Scott is so perfect as Fran!!!!

[BettinaBalser]

I think Fran, Gordon, and Brian were the best characters on this show, a show filled with excellent characters. I especially love Fran, she's such a sweetheart.

[asifuwuld]

I agree with this comment wholeheartedly. :D

[Conchobhar]

BIG FAG HAIR

[sekibutsutonsu]

Too bad he wasn't at Bob's house to have some "Ham of Truth," eh?

[basque2112]

"A man my age shouldnt be up all night looking for gatorade streams in the backyard!!!"

[MagicTGman]

Holy shit. I can see one of my friends doing this in about ten years.

[corderorolando32]

HAH!!! Voodoo ham!!!! HAHA!!!

[locustsymphony]

man of the house

[Kirkbride1717]

IT GET'S MY GOAT!!

[cheesecake134]

Your rockstar son isn't bringing it home in his big fag hair!

[Kirkbride1717]

LOL!!!

[BeatriceKeedsler]

@cheesecake134 You watch your mouth!

[MrMarsisdead]

"yes was there another ham!!?"

lol

[BrohemianRhapsody]

It was gravy!

It was HORRID!

[KaraxElijah]

LMFAO

[Bastardbrine]

"That was when we lived in the blue house, remember?"

Love this.

[ruclvr]

One of their best skits. Loved it when they did it live a few years ago!

[Holic1980]

one of my fav kith skits.

[teenamar]

I love this video!! It never gets old! I still ROFLMAO!!

[Sherby735]

"looking for gatorade streams in the backyard".......hilarious

[CromDubMonday]

you can't stuff a ham

i know that ham isn't porridge

[VonCouch]

This is one of their lesser known sketches, but it's one of their best. Great performances, hilarious and brilliant writing

[striker1984]

"That was when we lived in the blue house, remember?" Lol.

[missywa2004]

"Boil a poptart." XD

[Thewonkandfriends]

Difference number 792 between Canadians and Americans: Canadians say 'bloody'

[ArticAkita]

the jello dessert? yeah there is some left in the fridge, but be on your gaurd.. its next to the ham...there might of been some salt transferrence....Haha funny!

[SnarkyBarnacle]

Gods, this never gets old.

[shrubberysue]

It really doesn't, does it. I've watched this clip no less than a hundred times over the years.

[pmyodb1]

Yeah that bastard brine comment was classic

[nottoodistantfuture]

VOODOO PORK!!!!

[hamistasty95]

This is exellent. Just exellent. I'm so glad that others appreciate good ham. I completely understanding of when ham is just too salty. It ruins the ham. The woman really understands how to cook ham. I love ham! Thanks for posting this video! Sincerely, hamistasty95

[silvertesh123]

This is my very favorite sketch!! Thanks for posting it :)

[betterwiththespray]

Fran and Gordon forever <3

[lonelymountain]

Yes, perfect characters.

[stipeXandXpatibulum]

I love when he calls it 'Bastard Brine'.

[stipeXandXpatibulum]

I love when he calls it 'Bastard Brine'.

[JagrJr68]

there may have been some salt transferance. lol!

[zombiesoiree]

This is an incredible dialog. Just friggin comic genius.

[thegrimmreeper]

They have a picture of Dave Foley on the bedside table...

[TheFantod]

He is their son, Brian. He shows up in several of the Fran/Gordon sketches. "Your rock star son isn't bringing it home in his big fag hair!"

[BuddhaBot]

Really? Huh ... I just assumed I wasn't the only one with a picture of Dave Foley on my bedside table. lol.

[lesmcluffalot]

Kewlios

[infrafan]

"I am tired. I am salty." LMAO!

[phrydoom]

ham is evil

[techniqstechnishion]

THESE GUYZ ARE GENIUSES!!!!

[MissKeller]

"you watch your mouth!" haha. and to think--i saw this live. one of the top 5 best moments of my existence.

[betterwiththespray]

OMG,i'm glad yoy=u know how lucky you are!!

[zelaznog74]

Be on your guard it's beside the ham...might have been some salt transference. LMAO!

[mindsouljah]

lol

[techniqstechnishion]

she would boil a pop-tart..whereas you ..you would salt fish from the dead sea.

[striker1984]

VOODOO PORK!!

[WinterTroll]

You old soldier LOL

[atrybus]

Fran and Gordon slay me! "A man my age shouldn't be up looking for Gator Aide streams in the backyard!"

[robotzorro]

LOL

Did you drop the ham in salt on the way home?

Help me out, Fran. Did you stuff the ham with salt?

[migamilan]

"Let's be fair to the ham dear!" ha ha

[Killenwolf]

that painting over their bed is pretty

[jonoisgood]

NOT GOD DAMNED BASTARD BRINE!

[bryguy1881]

"I am tired...I am salty...", haha oh god, they don't make tv like this anymore. And I swear to god Fran is my mom.

[rwjed]

Sweet Geezuhs I've seen either my dad, and all or some of my uncles do pretty much the same routine... after easter. Helds Hams in Slinger - so good , but so fookin salty! Looking for gatorade streams in the back yard. you can't stuff a haaaaaaaaam; there' sno hoooole!

[Romancuria]

Fine Ham Abounds!!!

[themasterbakerrr]

Scott's Fran character is amazing.

It's not like porridge, or toast, or a pair.

That was when we lived in the blue house ...

SO classic Canadian mum, lol.

[leela145]

I think she's like everone's mum (or mom) the masterbakerrr

[straightlookingenie]

A man works all day, he expects a normal ham meal.

[ProfessorHuggins]

the mushroom pork incident

[Psychlist1972]

"She would boil a pop tart" rofl

[redstar7000]

i like when he says "your rock star son with his big fag hair" pointing at a picture of him and it is dave foley.lol

[gavrilo2007]

I'm tired, I'm salty, I require silence.

[kimlantse]

VOODOO PORK!!