Suck My Ass (Touch A Damn Dick)

[daddysevenpointfiver]

ahhhhhhhhhh haha aha

[TheFPVGuy]

240p... We meet again

[crownbari09]

THERE ARE FOUR OF ME

[WerewolfWood666]

Suck his arse

[foowillow]

why wasnt this christmas no.1?

[fournya]

this song is the fucking greatest

[0742167378]

touching my dick in 2011

[josejuanow]

Toby?

[harashayes]

everytime i watch this i laugh my ass off.. hahahahah

[suparapfan]

....uhh Toby.....what are you watching

[kamakorean]

...dafuq, Toby?

[kx32ta1]

Im so confused haha

[McGl0vin]

*subscribed*

[patelindia]

lol



[Sick1one95]

Toby approves!

[MrSnSi]

are you kidding toby :S

[TheSpy009]

toby... why?

[PiersR]

Toby sent me.

[MrFisteraptor]

Toby .... WTF

[rapsis2x2]

Why did Toby like this

[alyssvigg24]

lmfao.

[xXchelsearoxXx]

Best. Rapper. Ever.

[nightspy92]

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[flocksea]

i still really love this. after all these years.

[LordCorvix]

lol !

[420laxitude]

such a good song

[Balqai]

XD

[EpsteezyFoSheezy]

Oh my god I love this

[shvybzik]

Beats:  Phat

Rhymes: Ill

Damn Dick: Touched unexpectedly.

[02rexx]

Suck my ass, there are four of me. Hahaha

[xRickAstleyx]

It's been almost 4 years. Still my favourite youtube clip.

thanks drew!

[tomit12]

Unexpectedly

[socialisttool]

Unexpectedly!

[feeblepizza]

This is the best song ever.

[God0fCows]

these lyrics,........they are amazing........what do i do now that i have heard this wonderful song?

[Jellyboner]

I'm still touching dicks unexpectedly.

[ElPericoBravo]

Joaquin Phoneix!!!!!!

[marl0n91]

this beat is illlll

sub'd.

[harmonicminorshred]

Favourited and subscribed.

[chocojian]

The bass on this track is fucken Hot.

[ReverendZero123]

yo this video fukken ownz

[underfoodle]

feels good man?

[codyxcaution]

This is the funniest video ever, Phills Goodman.

xD

[Nic33rd]

Still one of my all time favorites.

[ChazGirlx]

lmfao

[fenne1ca]

I'm not sure why, but i find this highly humorous.

[TheMightySPLovesMe]

Two years ago on this day, an amazing vid was posted on youtube. It's name: Suck My Ass (Touch A Damn Dick)

[Jamesthegod6]

lol funny

[lostintravise]

this is probably one of the funniest videos on youtube

[elphaba83]

unexpectedly!

[billmarrs]

pureness

[XMrStayPuftX]

I'm touching my dick. Feels good man.

[drewtoothpaste]

feels good man

[zedzulu09]

feels good man

[Brancasterr]

Feels good man

[NyrreJR]

feels good man

[ScottieAxeman4ever]

phills goodman

[EtherielCS]

feels good man

[triforceskater]

feels good man

[posifuckintively]

it's nice to see joachim phoenix's rap career going well.

[letkidsridefree]

ween called and said you're perfect for band... beat writer and lyricks maker

[kimmith709]

This has been majorly stuck in my head all morning...

i've had this urge to sing it out loud but then people would look at me funny

[kimmith709]

i love you drew

i really do

[orionvii271]

unexpectedly touch a damn dick!!!! LMAO!

[350drifting]

haha, wtf, so random

[orionvii271]

unexpectedly touch a damn dick

[23456applejuicebum]

Only 150,000 views? More people need to know about this video!

[MangaChocobo]

distorted ginsberg

[eprimeprice]

Drew, I know you've mentioned before that you like to cycle through youtube videos, but please don't ever take this one off!

[ihateurmom]

hahahahhaha

[LennytheStyler]

omgwtf?! (oh my god what the FREAK)

[msprout]

the faster i can get this playing in times square on a saturday evening, the faster i can rest

[AlloSatan]

allo!

[drewtoothpaste]

Allo, Satan. Wie geht's?

[pokeballs1]

your the toothpaste for dinner guy!!!!!

i worship your comics.

this song is pretty dope too:)

[unavailableLouise]

out of bordem i wrote "suck my ass" in the search bar and hes the first video on the list...Hes fucking funny !!!

[catahoulacat]

I don't know why I find this so incredibly hilarious and wonderful, but I do. I just do.

[pillabrut]

This is Great!

[aholydepression]

haah fuckin rad

[70sMiLA]

why does he keep leaving and coming back?? LOL

[bageleaterkkjji]

cause hes a gangster he can do that

[cuatlahui1929]

SUCK MY ASS

[COMMUNALISM]

TOUCH A DAMN DICK

[bryanthcin]

unexpectedly

[drewtoothpaste]

"Music From Roller Chester" is now on Amazon - 36 tracks including "Touch A Damn Dick"! Search for "Music From Roller Chester" or "Dog Traders".

[ItsVassy]

I love this fuckin song.

[loleczekcze]

he rlly looks like he wana suck his ass..

[RexRapt0r]

CANT...STOP...SINGING! =) i luv this song!

[nejcstrazar]

you suck! that was fucking...well the word doesn't exist. It's worst then awful awful awful...you fucking sick you fucking fuck!

[DXvscrymetyme]

dis sum wried shit right dere

[Ispytatel]

God DAMN! AWESOME!

[omegasinnocence]

wtf did i just watch?

[Tomesque]

thats the funniest f'ing thing ive EVER seen...

[orangeh6]

this is by far the best thing i have ever seen

[TheBlaque]

you are an absolute genius.

[spencerfiesta]

im fading out...

[kandikayli22]

you are awesome

[lessthansavory]

i can't stop watching this video.

[21chuck]

Love this

[Cropuscular]

Unexpectedly.

[mrkalebfelts]

hahha :P

[justprinnles]

Fucking awesome.

[samsayssm1le]

i really like this jam.

[lizziecrayola]

wow your cool ,

[neonnessie]

I believe that this is art. Oh yes.

[TigroAngel]

<3 i adore you and your beard/mostache :O i like it when its all curly :3

[queenydale]

great

[foxxbain]

You are talented beyond comprehension

toothpaste is delicious

[drfoofoo]

Best song ever. I always get this one stuck in my head at random times throughout the day.

"Touch a damn dick... unexpectedly!"

[BaronessYenny]

fuckin hilarious!

[Fadedglory343]

I will buy all of your albums.

[saladshoota]

actaully, Mozart wrote a song called lick my asshole. its not Suck my ass but same concept

[medicinalpink]

you make it look so easy to be so hilarious

[woahwoahwhat]

Maybe I shouldn't use this as a song for tryouts.

[captaintrebek]

Do I have to? : (?

[Tawlo]

YEAH! I HATE LIGHTNING.

[kers3480]

unexpectedly

[oOVlPraLLaSlVOo]

Hah, what the fuck..

[DoobCube]

MORE LYRICAL GENIOUS!!!

[pengo314]

hahaha i love "unexpectedly, touch a damn dick"

[ourconstits]

drewthpaste, master of deadpan.

[untutoredYOUTH999]

i think this is my favorite of your songs.

which is saying something.

where is this pre-existing album people are talking about?

[gemmi42]

you're fantastic

[kevindavidson]

Touch a damn diick

[downloadablejesus]

lovin ur beats drew

[kevindavidson]

Touch a damn diick. LMFAO!

[ZombieX13]

Done aaaaaand done

[BooperDooper]

If there was a damn dick in my current vicinity I'd be touching it.

[Gutta3star]

HA lmao ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HA HA

[natcatratbat]

Made my day.

[PleasantAnimal]

lol... absolutely love it.

[hyudda]

UNEXPECTEDLY touch a damn dick...hilariousness abounds

[ciaossu]

Yes.

[F33bs]

Touch a damn diick. LMFAO!

[Doolie01]

LOL, Suck my Ass...There are four of me!! Awesome

[LifeIsYum]

I didn't realize that billy joel was playing on my itunes and I couldn't figure out why this sounded so odd. now I know.

[nietzschex6x]

That beats Belgium as my favorite Drew song.

[godmoch]

tgeis is the betst

ever

[emokilling101]

dude your so jokes, write more songs!

[qubixrube]

this is amazing. Suck my ass, there are four of me.

[meganfriedman]

suck my ass. there are four of me.

[marciosjcampos]

muito bom...recomendo o rapper aí...rs

[flowersmiling]

now stop , hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[pcp1980]

I love this one! hahaahahahaha absolutely amazing

[wanderofys]

That was hot

[missusmadness]

incredible!

[neodorian]

Hmm...Ass Charles didn't get stuck in my head as badly as Licking Problem but I think this one might beat them both out. Well maybe Ass Charles. I think I'll

[overproductions]

brilliant! It lives up to the same low standard as "Ass Charles" (my personal fave)

It's actually pretty hip. I'll produce an album for you any time. As long as you bring Charles.

[thespice311]

I love the "related videos" for this one. "Naruto Gay Comedy", "THOMAS IS A GAY FAG SONG 2". Great job (as always) on the tags Drew.

[caitiebeth3000]

love it! it looks like you're playing the keyboard off camera...

[erikjohnnn]

so did you make this video just to prove that these are your own songs? i love it!

[trangsrd]

I want to burn this onto a CD and set my alarm clock to play it every morning when I wake up. Seriously.

[zelemont]

haha now stop

[Deathcutie666]

oh wow

[rcktmn78]

hahahaha

unexpectedly?

[naliuj]

how did you get on the most discussed list with 4 comments?

[terriblecrashh]

hahaha amazing.

[Overswarm]

you should write a song about how a car works

it would be educational

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[bedwardsmith]

That could have been pulled straight from Dr. Octagon, it was so tight.

[auttocad]

You kill me!

[Jennnybean]

Youtube is being pretty damn gay and eating comments and videos. Anyway, I love you =]

[xVertygox]

someone give this dude a show on mtv already !!

shit.

[pizzelle2]

hahahahahaha I love you man.

[jonoisgood]

when did you say Charles' album was due out? Thats gonna be hot

[e4gail]

Funny stuff right there

[umich12769]

Seriously, that was kick fucking ass.

[elisabethann82]

Can I rent you out for a party? Seriously, you are f***ing hilarious

[deleonphoto]

Ok ass hole...I keep getting these songs stuck in my head and im not allowed at the library anymore!

[linzerpa]

I like it, but it can't hold a candle to Comb Your Beard (At Night). Now that was a disturbing yet strangely compelling song!

[Nickronti]

That was a phat beat for sure

[Boredyyy]

You made me choke on my Pop Tart, THANKS A LOT. ;)

[BlueCarp]

Ironically enough, I was touching a damn dick immediately before watching this video.

[jedi4breakfast]

Rhythm Machine

[needfire]

the top related video for this is "Naruto Gay Comedy"...just thought you might like to know that. Oh and I am touching a damn dick, it's so niiiice!

[NibOswald]

Bwa to the power of ha.

[premortalflux]

that beats sick wid it..suck my ass touch a damn dick is a perfect chorus..you just need some rhyme action in between

[oldmansteptoe]

suck my ass (no effect)

[zezinoob]

i havnt watched it yet, but AWESOME!!! *****

[Roboburrr]

suck my ass

[brassbear]

Touch a damn dick.

[faerieswearb00ts]

this video lacks charles ass... however, with that said, it is a fine song indeed.

[camcorder4598]

that's not polite.

[soupforare]

I shall touch my own! The jams spewing forth are just too much, I can't contain myself.