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  • i wana be the king!

  • queen ftw lol

  • your the grandmaster of homo lol

  • lol

    the russians.......they killed me!

    this is funni

  • lol

    i wanna be the bishop

    funny little kid

  • Amazing work, WE NEED A SECOND ONE OF THESE :D!

  • lololololololololoolololololol­olol

    That was awesome nice work keep it up!

  • portect me like a condom ROFL

  • hahah "why do u have only 2 kill" "cuz im the king !!!!" hahahahahah

  • omg "Protect like a condom" one of the best lines i have ever heard

  • This dude is definitely drunk.

  • AWESOME ill do it tomorrow ill make believe I am a chess masta and my favorite part was you have to sword me to become a man lol and he actually did it twice LOLOLOLOL

  • i like how that kid got realy serous and thought he was being serious

  • "You're the grandmaster of homo." + "Protect me like a condom." xD I love it.

  • thats freakin hilarious

  • pond go to E6 aka the rocket

  • LOLOLOL

  • And your the....queen

    PLAY BY THE CHESS BOOK!!!

    The russians killed me!!!

    By far funniest vids ive seen

  • "your the grandmaster of homo" <-------best line

  • Protect me like a condom!

  • lol protect me like a condom

  • im a queen

  • Best halo game evah

  • hahaha "Protect me like a condom!"

    This series is the best...

  • pROTECT ME LIKE A CONDOM!

  • you have to protect me like a condom

  • Havent you guys read the chess book? i wrote it myself cuz im a grandmaster

  • lmao, I'll see you at Tokyo next year.

  • ... is this fake...?

  • Haha, I like the little kid who takes this serious.

  • y did djkeemstar change his gamer tag 2 yung 2 bucks?

  • croos x out your the princess

  • its hilarious when the guys like ur a big fuckin loser arent you when hes just giving comedy gold...i hope his teammates see this

  • You know, someone could make a team strategy using chess comparisons...

  • 5 star for pawn to E6

  • PROTECT ME LIKE A CONDOM lol

  • lol grand master of homo

  • your a grandmaster of homo lmao

  • I want you to go to overshield and worship it, lol

  • It seems nowadays, the only insult people come up with on Halo 3 is "You obviously don't get much pussy"

  • LMAO the grandmaster of homos

  • the little kid is a faggot squeaker hes like "i don need help! i play this map lots!" Faggot

  • omg this was so fucking hilarious i love the end where he says u wanna become a man?

  • i want to go to overshield and workshipit and everything else

  • "SliceandDice you're religious right? so you're the bishop" LMFAO

  • Funny how the guy said he like's pussy

    but he's a general

    So obviously he has no life.

  • 3:13 he shud have used his needler, off topic but still

  • get some fucking pussy u fagot

  • lol

  • WTF, its halo, not chess, who said all that stuff? ima go on halo 3 and snipe his...

  • THE RUSSIANS..... THEY KILLED ME!!!

  • PROTECT ME LIKE A CONDOM LETS GO!

  • Protect me like a condom lol

  • I think it is interesting how that one guy's only trash talking had to do with sex, or lack thereof.

  • protect me like a condom xD

  • HAHAHA!

  • star wars rebellion symbol at 2.18

  • lol

  • the russians.... they killed me!

  • slice and dice your religious so u go the bishop lol

  • he's right

  • why do you only have 2 kills?? IM THE KING!

    therese is no way this can be real but if it is that hilarious XD

  • you would think they would have the common sense to mute him?

  • lol

  • youre the king and u have been checkmated! BOOTED!

  • awesome

  • I normally don't think you guys are funny, but I actually laughed at this one.

  • rofl

  • i love chess, and i'm rated 1400 on bullet :D

  • he sounds like a 13 year old

  • i do know its a joke tho lol XD

  • LOL ROFL exactly..XD wat does chess have to do with halo lol

  • What does CHESS has to do with HALO?

  • Lol protect me like a condom

  • lmao

  • wow that guy sucked i went against a five star general and i got more kills than that retard it was 25 to 10

  • omfg that little kid was doing what he said

  • You're becoming a man! I'm a girl. xD

  • russians oh halo LMAO

  • I'm the king so I can't die guys, you gotta protect me. Teammate: hmm, im gonna kill you myself XD this is guy is taking halo too seriously haha [] Giving away Lockerz invites! (its a site where you use earned ptz to get stuff for free :D ) PM me with your email if you are interested :) []

  • Youre a grandmaster of homo xD

  • Epic!

  • lolz whenever they did a scene of the Bobby dude interveiw and when it had the music before the dude got booted

  • wtf

  • funny shit

  • protect me like a condom

  • 'your a grandmaster of homo'

    lolololololololol

  • omg that is some legit funny shit right there

  • Heh, I woulda just fucked with him right back. "so in your opinion who was better with the Accelerated Dragon variation of the Sicilian: Tal, Kasparov, or Capablanca?"

  • that guy must be a dork

  • This video restored my faith in F@G

  • LOL!!

  • I wish I was there. I would be laughing my ass off!!!! they took it way to seriously

  • 'im the king so i cant die guys you gotta protect me' 'im sorry but your the pawn' lmfao

  • lol what a noob

  • LOL best halo machinima in forever.

    Protect me like a condom!

  • Protect me like a condom. LOL

  • I like halo boy... what a fag. "THE RUSSAINS KILLED ME!!!"

  • the russians.. they killed me..

    that was the only funny thing in the vid imo

  • i love how the kid took it seriously haha

  • lol

  • wow 2 bukks teammates are retarded they just need to take a joke.

  • condoms don't protect you that much...

  • and you've been checkmated

  • lol Protect me like a condom. =3

  • omg at 2:19 it is the rebel alliance symbol isntead of an o!

  • I love the random history channle stuff...lol

  • The russians, they killed me!

  • He's fucking joking you cock!

  • I guess you don't have a sense of humor.

  • u need a life for thinking he was serious and yes he is a F@g he one of the people who started it stupid

  • i laughed so hard when at 4:28 Do you even have any fucking firends?

  • i laughed even harder wen he said "corse i do! im the king!"

  • Lol. I gotta play with you. No Homo.

  • Lmao make another of those

  • LOL the russins killed me

  • omg i would kill that dude in real life thats fucking annoying.

  • i love that the little kid is buying into this bullshit

  • i would have tked and t baged him everytime i seen him

  • ha your his bitch

  • I would have never thought of half the stuff you said. Nice imagination

  • soviets? where do they come into this?

  • you guys need to protect me like a condom

  • The Russians! They killed me!

  • god dude.. these videos arnt even funny. its just some guy who gets a kick off of annoying people.. wich is just sad

  • i would totaly go along with this

  • this guy would be so annoying to play with... i'd just leave.

  • That moron InFamous JD7 was more annoying than GC haloboy just because of the amount of times he said shut up. If you don't like what someone is saying, mute them because you sound like more of a fucking idiot if you repeat yourself 10 times.

  • Best moment was:

    "Remember! Pawns attack diagnoly!"

  • Nice. XD

  • i couldnt stop laughing best part was when he was like "why do you have 2 kills?" and he said "cuz im the king " lol

  • lol

  • LMAOOOOO

  • haha this is too funny

  • protect me like a condom! rofl!

  • lmfao

  • "Protect me like a condom." haha

  • i would just ignore him but i still dont understand the point of this show.

  • watch the series b4 they went to machinma... the point is just to piss people off... obviously!

  • PLAY BY THE RULEBOOK......LOL

  • lololololololol

  • these seem to be getting worse and worse IMO, the first vids where the best. now their degrading.

  • slice and dice your religieous right so your the bishop...LOL

  • LOL

  • Next thing you should do is recite Shakespeare sonnets and poems relentlessly.

  • lol because IM THE KING!!!

  • the best part was when the guy asked him if he had any friends, and the chessbook dude said: well im the king, so i have lots of friends, now protect me like a condom!

  • You good sir, are a fucking genius.

  • LOL

  • ur the grandmaster of homo lol

  • quit playing this thing and go play MODERN WARFARE2!

  • not everyone likes cod like me i dont because there basicly all the same

  • What a FN DORK!!!

  • Nice!

  • Omg that was the best

    This is the scene where the pawn swords the king and BECOMES A MAN!

    STOP MAKING ME BETRAY YOU!

  • "protect me like a condom"

  • lol too funny you guys, dont stop comeing up with new stuff

  • lol too funny you cant spell coming

  • i hope i run in to F@G ill give him a a good talking to this IS NOT MACHINIMA

  • Your the king of homo lolololololo!

  • the russians... they killed me

    lol that was great

  • lol there all losers they play chess like a clan called clan chess like why did they do that maybe they sould like do random people

  • Rank doesn't matter,when will people learn.

  • well good people have good ranks or highest skill, bad people dont have good highest skill or "Rank" i dont understand your logic and well your 12 so i could kind of understand why you would say something that stupid but thats just my guess

  • that was great

  • PROTECT ME LIKE A CONDOM WTF LMAO!

  • lol protect me like your condom??

  • PROTECT ME LIKE A CONDOMN!!!

    LMFAO

  • this has just inspired me to be a complete jackass not only on youtube, but also in games....and this i where all of you will checkmate my balls

  • heh heh, this was a funny episode, you should do madern warfare 2, people go ape shit on that. Everyones serious on that game

  • That Infamous guy was a dumbass, why wouldn't he just mute him instead of bitching all game? Still, this was hilarious.

  • This one was a LOT funnier than the last ones.

    Nice work.

  • Cross Outs on my FL LMFAO