Red Machine D vs. Dance Dance Revolution

[tyronesinclair]

BURN THOSE CALORIES!

[MAKEGOTOP]

lol RMD actually posted this and is lolling at himself

he moved up a pound from the ben&jerry's-devouring forever alone that he was before

but just a pound.

optimus prime wannabe

[Esnake17]

hahahaha



[UltimaXG2]

Except that A is the gayest song.

[ise1880]

I wonder how much fatter he would be if he didn't play DDR

[Greenlexluther]

he collapsed from exhaustion at the end, better stick to eating cheetos and trolling the internet.

[renbenen]

I'm surprised he didn't bounce...

[The213LosAngeles323]

HE HAD THE CROWD BY BEATING THE DANCE MACHINE BUT AT THE END WE SEE THE DANCE MACHINE GETTING HIS REVENGE ON THE FAT KID

SO TELL ME THIS 'WHO REALLY WON THIS BATTLE FAT KID OR THE MACHINE?' LOL

[erceos33]

he's a dick

[gatorfan122394]

hahahahahahahha

[Iplay2win]

you'd think he would have lost weight after moving around like that

[ZehFiend]

Holy shit, RMD. I've seen this video for YEARS. And I NEVER knew it was you. I'm mouth fucking agape that I've known you on /wooo/ for about as long as I've been seeing this famous as hell video and never knew it was you!

[dls92liar]

This is the faggot who talks shit on 420chan? LMAOOOO.

[KingOfKatamari]

The song is A, being played on... Heavy difficulty. You may laugh now.

[ayobmedz]

For all the shit we give him, RMD bumps better than Rey Mysterio has in at least a decade, and this video is proof. <3

[bombastico16]

HAHAHAHAHA and since then he have been a psycho killer.

[OneWingedGamer18]

wow...the funny thing is that I actually know the game and the song he's playing...

He's playing A on DDR extreme...

[ytwatchdogfaninsane]

So THAT'S why the machines are always broken

[RiderAndKallen]

This reminds me of a dude that used to frequent some arcades a few years back. He was a very large dude but he had moves nobody could touch. Just to stick it to some morons he would get down on his hands and knees and smoke them.

[SuperCookiebean]

omg how is that even possible. jus wow

[jigsaw9919]

fatboy slim

[HeWhoIsIAm420]

Hahaha

[grachielamichellepaz]

This needs more views... i was rofl-ing so hard!

[elitesmiley]

ha

[mark530ni]

hahaha its Michael Fatley

[littlerudi08043]

his flab... it's hypnotizing...

[akiratrooper]

Fatter than a speeding bullet.

[RedMachineD]

@akiratrooper ahahahaha

[NVaizard]

@akiratrooper lol clever xD

[conyo985]

Press 9 for weird laughs.

[tsavdarwallace]

So the skinny punks couldn't help him up? they were jealous.

[Lighttailsxx]

he totaled after that fall lol.

[specialk121212]

they gotta make it fluffy friendly

[oud25]

dang dude just the fall hurt but breaking the ankle whoooooo man.

taking one for the team

haha

good job dude that was intense!!!!!

i have trouble with medium

[10lettername]

god at this rate episode 3 will never come out

[donnely138]

What's really amazing is how he's shifted his center of gravity 100% to his ass/stomach area in complete defiance of physical science.

[seongjinbien]

Dude, you reuploaded this video man, there's exactly the same one but longer version of this, and it has 5 million view.

[littlegirl6645]

was he getting the notes?

[Phili721]

im actually shocked how he even has the stamina to finish the whole song...

[MerlinsJester]

Oh, shit, this EDiot can MOVE! Too bad he isn't too nimble once off the dance pad...

[xoraxera]

ahahhaa ese gordito es ron retirado LOOOOLLLLLL

that fatty is Ron retired LOL

[akpokemon]

@xoraxera ouch, dude. seesh.

[xoraxera]

happy feet LOL

[supergroxo]

@xoraxera hahahhahahahhah

[FutureLaugh]

why hasnt this gone viril?

[Jebrone]

@FutureLaugh it has already like years ago!

[akpokemon]

@FutureLaugh I thought it had??

[renatonovis]

the fat guy has some moves...nice...

[dayzedaway]

thats brock lesnar

[noobrunescapeownes]

Fatass can play DDR :O?

[alphaotakux]

nope

[bigpinero]

dude is slick

[jigsaw9919]

it's the real fatboy slim

[UsernameRogen1978]

That wasn't you RMD, you fucking poser.

[puffykilled2pac]

Dude your shoes and tucked in shirt are beta as fuck

[MisterFallout]

HAHA, I think the only reason God invented fat was so we could all have something to laugh at xD

[Baracudaflaps]

@MisterFallout Oh that's just mean. :(

[lossolteros]

a bajar d e peso...

[juanchitox64]

hey dude .. the playing good :/

[ToruKun1]

I remember the episode of Web Junk 20 RMD was on...didn't Patrice O'Neal call him a bag of Cheetos?

You'll always be a bag of Cheetos to me, fellow /wooo/kie. ;^}

[LukeKez08]

dude is that the light??

[waspjerk1]

wat song was he playing

[Kote12TK]

@waspjerk1 A by D.J. Amuro (DJ TAKA) on Hard/Heavy 8.

[linkin36eko]

i got a boner from seeing his tits bonce

[greenmaniako]

mishh!!

[eric74380]

there's gotta be a max weight capacity on those things...

[BirthstoneTeam]

@eric74380 Too bad KONAMI forgot to do that.

[eric74380]

i havent seen a fat kid move like that since they had a sale at krispy kreme..

[need2learn2spkspan]

@eric74380 hahahaha

[Jebrone]

@eric74380 Than you obviously haven't seen my videos! :o I'm just as fat as him!

[akpokemon]

@Jebrone Way to advertise, but you're not as big as him. But you are DANG GOOD, THAT'S for sure. For being the twiggiest guy I know, I SUCK at this game...real pathetic...But 'course, I don't have an arcade to practice at OR pads soo...but yeah. Good playin', as well as this fat guy!

[Shredin0id]

@eric74380 LMFAOTJIG

[t4ls2]

@eric74380 LMFAO

[ArbyWanKenobi]

Make fun of him all you want, you still envy his insane DDR abilities.

[LowBudgetJeff]

Now way in hell I could play DDR after eating 2 large pizzas like fatty here. 

[Shinigami0092]

if a play hard, i will be fat?! 0_o

[teampinga]

fatty boom boom

[ReplacingBox]

the machine hits back!!! lol

[MudScarf]

Hahaha.

[idmgoteam]

Awesome!! You should check out idancemachine,com we are casting for Dance Machine the Movie! We are holding online auditions please upload your video if you think you have what it takes. Seeking all raw talent, all movie roles will be chosen from the online auditions! Arcade Dancers Needed! idancemachine,com

[BodofLegend]

I hate dancing, but I would rather put guitar hero on a mate and step the colors before this to be honest.. I had played a mock of this and to me it was not all the, but that is just me

[russellmaugerr]

he be good for foot ball



[AssassinXZX26]

keep it up dude, you'll burn those calories in no time

[PumpkineticsVideo]

In all honesty, you deserved the damage and the scorn. A is a song overplayed to all hell, and double stepping the challenge chart in that way only worsens your image in the eyes of one such as I. I pray that one day you might be enlightened by songs that don't suffocate the "player's best" lists on a regular basis.

[SevenFootWingspan]

@PumpkineticsVideo You really don't understand who you're trolling, do you?

[PumpkineticsVideo]

@SevenFootWingspan Nope. But I'm serious when I say A gets played way too much.

[konami]

Man!

I hope he's okay now.. he was amazing!!

Thisshould totally submit this video to the Konami DDR contest for a chance to win great prizes!! The contest is really simple... basically, you just upload a DDR related video to YouTube then email the link to Konami! Seriously, thats it and you could win a Wii!!!

For more information check out Konami's website and look for DDRVideoContest

(Id do it but I cant bc I work for them.. )

[konami]

Man!

I hope he's okay now.. he was amazing!!

Thisshould totally submit this video to the Konami DDR contest for a chance to win great prizes!! The contest is really simple... basically, you just upload a DDR related video to YouTube then email the link to Konami! Seriously, thats it and you could win a Wii!!!

For more information check out Konami's website and look for DDRVideoContest

(Id do it but I cant bc I work for them.. )

[nandodlaghetto]

is that the guy from subway?

[KinKaray]

That's, trully, Mr Crazy Feet!!

[exclusiveDJ08]

Hes a ginger!

[sybo59]

"YES!!! Perfect score! I'm finally gaining the respect of my peers!" *Falls, hits head* "FUCK!!!"

[ishootbutterflywings]

how come fat peple are always the best...but theyre fat...

[6dro6tokkr6]

@ishootbutterflywings i have always wondered the same thing, its a mystery

[static56um]

actually i have to admit, you didn't do half bad

[thexfiveunit]

High score, what does that mean? did I break it?

[xIegionx]

He was doing so good, until he had to go off and do something FAT

[georgeousy]

jajajajajaj cule gordo marika estaba jugando dj amuro lo pierde y para rematar se cae????

uno tiene que ser demasiado estupido como para hacer eso y subirlo en un sitio publico

[1989ProblemChild]

lol.

[AdyNeko]

:O quedé asombrada, me pregunto si estará bien la maquina TT3TT XD

[DaringSomething10]

I'm fucking ashamed that they let a fat fuck like you hang around the 420chan IRC.

[XxTsukiyomiUchihaxX]

awebo A dj amuro siempre sera la mejor yeahhh

[ohmmhs]

wiiiiii...fail

[TheUncannie]

Man, when I first saw this a few years ago I thought that he had a heart attack...oh well, those steps were amazing, I would have tripped after playing DDR, but I wouldn't be furious If somebody taped me because its always good to know that there are fans out there!

[DrunkenlazybastardED]

Tosh.0 is a faggot

but so is RedmachineD

He used to lurk on Encyclopedia Dramaticas IRC, then threatened to machine gun our convention after he got pissed off at us. This video surfaced. lol dongs ensued.

This dude makes aspies look bad, and that is saying something. fucking ginger.

[Superlativeman]

>ED

~_~

[GarcianSmith891]

...and on /wooo/

[jimmiedoss]

You all suck balls, hating on him... you couldn't do it or are "too Cool" to. You are the unsure in your sexuality man lovers

[brocklock09]

I can fall pretty easily. It's not hard. I just don't tape it when I do.

[TuanFingers]

fat man :))

[zeromanthebest]

cruel -.-

[PatrickEatZombie]

dance monkey dance!!

[MinhSaChau]

fat guys can dance!

[jet5372635]

lol he could totally own me in ddr

[Soopatone]

look at them tities go!

[FFNoodles]

lmao...he had to go and do something "fat" like fall off.

[kisskissluv9]

0:33-0:37 epic fail :)

[Warsie]

ditto lol

[shiftylenny]

I've seen you without your clothes.

[GreedTheDeadlySin]

you would think that with that kind of workout...he would be less than 200 lbs.

[TheKyleMark]

200? That douchebag weighs something like 350.

[GreedTheDeadlySin]

lol,

[krishnan1]

got some slave feet on ya

[TerraRone]

i lol'd

[DOWSPOWERLEVEL]

/rimshot

[Trashwolfe]

He launched the machine haha.

[animejunkie5]

GingerFatchineDurr

[Tr0nMakesPr0n]

Stop trolling the Marine Corps you fat fuck. You're just pissed you can't enlist yourself for obvious reasons.

[myrddraal986]

I was there for this, it was even funnier. You should have seen him the day before, he was wearing tight red sweatpants and a big black cape.

[miwakoa]

Lol he fell over. x3

But he's actually not bad at the game. Maybe if he keeps it up he'll lose some weight. : P

[h644444]

he was going pretty strong on A

[shaggyjebus]

Dude, you got a FAT ASS.

[bboardin]

AHHAHAHA

he tripped.

[TheAnalGimp]

He's a tripfag. 'course he tripped.

[Poringez]

badumtish

[exist12345]

lol ur fat n u fell

[alakazam9891]

GUESS WHO

[dlane0987]

Hey at least he isnt fat..........

[Typhoon6666]

Heya, fatty.

[ninfweak]

wait, are you on heavy?

[AshuraStephanos]

Lol, I didn't know you were an internet celebrity on top of being a demigod troll.

[waltheratkinson]

Gotta give him credit, he's good at what he does. He's still a douchebag though.

[dleelasarmoti]

OMG! He is good

[virado255]

you phail fatso

[SnowWhite135]

kid can dance

[boscodarkego]

Now I understand why the pad doesn't work some times when I step on it...thanks for the behind the look ofDDr and the DDR players behind the scenes...Next week, we will discuss social lives on World of Warcraft...(sigh)

[krea67]

u guys shouldn't b dissing him he probably has better moves then all of u at this game! at least for a fat guy

[travisunger07]

ya fat fuck

[sshlrs]

he should try out 4 "river dance"

[LuamJuice]

he looked cool then he just had to do somthing fat....lol

[RilGania]

Are you serious? After ALL of that he fell over? D:

[RedMachineD]

Yup. :< Broken ankle and all.

[TwistedGentleman]

This can't be RMD, I refuse to believe that kid gets sunlight.

[cavemanfredi]

I saw that on web junk but didnt know it was RMD

[NandoG7]

At least he's losing Calories!!! Good job man lose that weight! ahh man he fell...? lol

[blopop]

hes playin A i can do that on challenge

[colliparkrepisme]

watch the screen not your feet!

[iweargoggles2]

whoo hoo! look at that blabber fly!

[MissPMS]

YOUR DOING IT WRONG

[JaRly12]

LOL is that really RMD?>

[Eravar]

That reminded me of Chris Farley.. O_o

[jiggleboy23]

hahaah that was a nice ending!

[WingedOblivion]

Guy does a perfect looking run on DDR, gives fat people hope, then fucks it all up. Does something cool for fatties, then does something only a fatty could do. Nice.

[blackbull84]

Shit..fuck...ow!

[insanefangirl]

teehee! thats hot! can i bear your chilren?  just kidding, i hate kids :P

[CallumJ]

hah!

[slashess]

haha! that's what he gets for hitting the machine!

[ssauroo]

lol...poor fat dude...

[cleverloginname]

look at fattie go!

[Luffy55555]

I loved how he moved the ENTIRE machine after he barely hit it. As if playing that game weren't humiliating enough! LOL!

[Battlecatnutmeg]

Damn fine dancing, dude!

[RedMachineD]

Easy. I'm a little more dextrous and nimble than the average obese person.

[dezirae]

how can he be that fat, and move that fast?

[fleezydatdude]

lol

[SayoriShii]

Owned by A

[sano2000]

Lol, go fatty go~

[blackdeath31287]

rofl... that was impossible

[mambojay]

ahhhh priceless lol