VBS-Make your computer talk!

[hypersonc816]

YOU RULE!!!

[hypersonc816]

Thanks dude! I have used this to make most of my computers in the house talk, including my dads 10 year old DELL laptop (now a toy for me and my siblings)

[MikeGreenwood51]

I got a msg from "Windows Script Host" saying "Error(ActiveX component can't create object: "SAPL.Voice")". Code800A)1AD 

[andremestrebule]

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[GLaDOSISM]

it doesn't work for me. D:

[HoigeyBoobsLOL]

Someone stole your video

[Braden123135]

can you change voice? like to dude

[WackoWorldEpisodes]

What should you do then if you want him to say something automatically?

[uguudei1]

COOOOOOL

[TheDAses10]

@gerock8 FAIL ALERT

[Coi1221]

all the same, with this strText and ObjVoice.. its the dumbest way to code this.. u guys are all copying this code of each other withhout understand a shit of it..

This is the ACTUAL code, with no strText shit, and 2 lines instead of 3.

set talk = CreateObject ("SAPI.spVoice")

talk.speak inputbox("What text do you want your PC says?")

[TheDAses10]

@Coi1221 I copied what you said and had the program say it! it was HILARIOUS!

[bay1555]

@Coi1221 Nice code fail.

[1Codemaker]

this is cool

[Shanethefilmmaker]

how would you get it to respond to certain words like if i typed "hi" into the input box it would keep talking but if I typed "bye" it would stop talking.

[stantineham]

Try put a swear word like f**k you or B***h. lol

[saseses]

Can you change the voice?

[VisualBasicNET]

thanks alot

i can make my application can read texts :)

[F1Fearce]

I made a fake IQ test with this!

when they open it it askes the victim to type their IQ number in then askes them what they would say to a stupid person

Then it says what they typed and loops it however many times there IQ number is!

LOFL it's great!

[HelloKipp]

@F1Fearce Hey can you send me the code for that? That's the coolest thing ever :] Thnx

[SasukeU854]

WHAT DOSE THE COMPUTER SAY ?

[Mikea0228]

help please, when i do scripts to open programs with loop written at the bottom it always come with an error saying 'loop without do' and when i add a do infront of it it still won't loop.

please help i can't bare another day without annoying friends by opening infanate power points on to their screen!

[Dark0Lord7]

you put "do" at the start of the loop and "loop" at the end

[Xxsuprfr3shxx]

Works on Vista. Heres full code:

strText = inputbox("What should Sam say?","Sam")

set objVoice = CreateObject ("SAPI.spVoice")

ObjVoice.speak strText

Save as Microsoft Sam.vbs

[Human1302]

I want it talk by itself :(

[ninggy369bhagwandin]

the say

strText = "what ever you want to say"

instead of strText = inputbox...some code...

[Fahmid0008]

Help me...once I downloaded Hero Soft player and its extension is .vbs ....I tried to uninstall it but there is no uninstallation wizard..help.........

[Dark0Lord7]

go to it's folder and delete it.

[5hde98]

1:09 ass

[Slipknotbro666]

Yes it does work with vista. I just tryed.

[dummkopf26]

would this work on vista???

[DangerPCTutorial]

lol 1:09

[daeheadshot]

WOW it realy did work cool now i can script vb too =)

[calrogman]

And no mention in the credits even though you plainly admit that this wasn't your idea in the Tags, thats just shameful...

4*s