Alan Kalter's Celebrity Interview with Will Smith

[ffrank345]

I know Will Smith doesnt like when people curse or swear.... I saw him wince a couple times, I dont know if he was acting or serious

[goofygobber101]

Will does look confused but I think he was supposed to act like nothing was funny

[lynchian]

Big Red has such an amazing voice....

[GwendolynChristine]

Hey Dave, I know your about 100 but can you remember something? LMAO

[conanobrianvomit]

Will Smith doesn't even speak

[jussnyder]

Will must've had a grapefruit before the show.

[blaqwillow23]

That is so funny, Alan Kalter should have his own show.

[jiuutuuber]

I didn't get it ....

[LordValor001]

They did this same skit with Clint Eastwood....I bet they do it to freak out the guest casue will was like O.o?

[Arogaz]

@LordValor001 The guests are in on it.

[ThatBritishNoob]

america sure does have some great people...

[Dalizbabe1]

lol will facial expression

[iloveluwi]

it's a joke but the best one to go with it and made it funny i mean reaaaally funny was Will Smith face !!!

[Ladyj0hnson]

@iloveluwi

I know he has some of the best facial expressions.... LOL

...I didn't get the joke... :(

[iloveluwi]

@Ladyj0hnson it's a lame one they used to do it on the show ... it's not funny but will smith expressions made it a lil funny !

[mdooley777]

actually lol'ed

[kspike5]

The expression on Will's face is priceless. Almost as if that really wasn't an act. lol

[donklue]

I like to see him to that to lil wayne, 50 cent, or Snoop dogg.

[pakiboy949]

@donklue wtf are lil wayne or Snoop dogg going to do?

[donklue]

wait a minute I don't get it. Plus he was not funny, not even David Letterman laughed. Yo, give some real comedians a break. Maybe some black comedians.

What the hell was he saying David was confused.

[TheSteelersrock1010]

@donklue it was a act you don't believe this do you ..think about it if Alan Kalter really did this to dave or a guest Alan Kalter would be fired by the show and CBS and Alan Kalter does this all the time to Dave it's a act do you think Will Smith would have just sat there if he wasn't in on it 2 ..it was all for the show

[orvgg]

As a Black woman I think it is insensitive and racist of Mr. Kalter to use such hateful language towards Will Smith, one's of Hollywood's Biggest stars just because of his race.

[speebyda]

@orvgg You do realise it was a joke that Will Smith was involved in.

[speebyda]

@orvgg you just got me

[donklue]

@orvgg I AM black if you think I am lying check my homepage.

I don't see how you felt Mr. Kalter was racist.

[thefresh911]

@orvgg you do see thaat it was a joke right ? will smith was in on it ?

[TheSteelersrock1010]

@orvgg that was all a act none of that was real like i told somebody else if this was real and Alan Kalter did this to Dave and a guest like Will Smith the show and CBS would fire Alan Kalter ...Alan Kalter does this stuff all the time to Dave and guest but its all a act Dave and the guest are all in on it ...its just to be funny and make people laugh ...Alan Kalter ain't racist when what he was doing to Will was all a act that Will was in on

[emanuelismusic]

you dumbasses, he was playing along... ACTING! He's an actor. hello?

[azimh91]

Will is like wtf

[ks77345]

OMFG!!! Will was the BEST part of this!!! HAHAHAHA!!! He acted this PERFECTLY!! That's my Will!!

[bigboywitswagga]

will is not amused by any of this crap...

[ks77345]

@bigboywitswagga HAHAHA!!! He was a part of that joke! He was ACTING confused. LOL!!

[rilben]

just assumed you needed a smoke since you just screwed me like a one legged whore..LOOOOOOL

[Jddnd]

how can u not like this ? how is that possible!!! Im just asking....

[ABEJOHNDERDANSER]

oh god i lol'ed

[myrnaturner]

Will has a big package!

[maty7976321]

Look at Will's Face!!!!!!!!!!!

[barrytron3030]

leno is a putz, letterman is king!

[Combtarm]

LOL

[Iker122]

you duck faced son of a bitch !

[theman211294]

i remember at the end will was laughing

[jing479]

Brilliant.

[athiiiiest]

'i know you're about a hundred but can you remember something?

well remember this asshole!"

hahaha love alan kalter!

[oosanjay]

hehe, it's so hilarious to hear someone with such a clear voice to swear like that!

[Squweesh]

i bet they dont tell the person they get on the show that they are doing that

[DirtyHamer]

Was that guy serious the whole time? and was he talking to will smith cuz in the end he looked straight at will and said "i'll go jazzy jeff on your ass"

[21bbc]

@DirtyHamer he was joking. it's an occasional skit that they do with celebrities. will was of course acting as well.

[pgy002]

@21bbc c OMG, do people not know what ACTING is now days, Grrr this millenial generation ticks me off, everything has to be layed out in computer format or people dont understand it.

[tbarton00]

lol I love Alan's stare at Dave before he leaves the studio.

[Linebeck6]

Will Smith was making faces like he smelt something terrible

[Triassicc]

Alan Kalter, FTW

[90mv]

LOLL

[Georgewarrior]

I was wondering about that too, but I got it: it's about the celebrities ( I think) they dont know WTF is going on, they are not in on it. Funny concept. But who knows, maybe they're in on it too, you know how it is with show business.

[fartass23]

letterman miss reads the tile of the segment alan explodes .. same everytime .. perfect everytime.

[fartass23]

actually this segment is on right after daves interview, there for screwing alan by stealing his guest.

[KushPizzaSleep]

why don't they do anymore alan kalter skits there the best

[TheNewNine]

THAT...... was AWSOME

[PrincessShittyBottom]

This show makes my prostate brittle.

[chocolatecity1974]

Duck face!!! LOL

[matrags]

You...Hollywood lol

[tedtdu]

what is going on? does sb can explain what game they play

[finly717]

alan should have made a crack about will's dumbo ears and then will could have called him a red-headed child molester.

[MrGuyInGreen]

i'm really glad you dont write for this show.

[PrincessShittyBottom]

Will Smith looks confused.

[UFOSPACE1999]

because he knew ahead of time of the comedy skit, and that it might because will is playing ALONG!!! princess shittybottom get a life, whore.

[yournamehere954]

@PrincessShittyBottom I believe hes acting that way on purpose. He is an actor.

[poupounegidoune]

"Can the sewage, Tonto".

Nobody got that.

[sergilus]

LMFAO  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheNewEra10]

That was probably the best interview I've seen with Will Smith in it..

[catholicpriest1]

How does Alan keep his job talking to Dave like that?

[StrongHeartSoldier]

cos' its an act

[catholicpriest1]

I realize that. I was just kidding.

[KahMan3]

this is the best segment on his show

[SASJKL]

damn alan kalter's gotten old

[Fergy909]

His reaction cracks me up every time

[megaboxxx]

duck faced son of a bitch... lmao!!!!!!

[davewah3]

this is the epitome of unfunny

[tchokleit]

Agree.

[21bbc]

will's a great actor. he was acting the entire time and was not holding back his laugh.

[Tigerlily21]

ha ha Alan Kalter celebrity interviews never get old. He is so funny. Great actor. My favorite is the Jodie Foster one.

[songre35]

will is trying not to crack up . it's all n fun. It's a skit they do with some of their guest.

[Romano338]

Will is not laughing, and me neither. This is just not funny.

[madpop17]

he's trying so hard not to laugh, it's obvious

[Romano338]

hummmm... he's definitely not laughing

[madpop17]

I know. It's called acting.

[Romano338]

I saw dozens and dozens of Will's interviews, and whenhe want to laugh, he laughs.

I really think he don't find it funny

[MJin03]

you must not watch the late show because david does this from time to time and all the people who got interviewed kinda pretend they think it is serious.

[LightWithoutSun]

I know this is a joke but why is he mad at Dave? How did Dave make a fool of Alan?

[miseryburnsred23]

is that a real question? lol... that is the joke... hes pretending to be mad at dave. come on... dont say you know its a joke, and then ask why hes mad lol

[LightWithoutSun]

Yeah it was a real question. It makes sense too. I know that Alan isn't really mad at Dave. Is there no reason at all for being "mad"? It is just random?

[miseryburnsred23]

ohhh, my bad. the concept is alans show is supposed to be separate from daves (it obviously isnt) and hes "getting mad" that dave keeps booking the same celebs that alan tried so hard to get. so whenever they decide to do alan kalters celebrity interview, it will always be the same celebrity that is on daves show.

[LightWithoutSun]

Oh I see, thanks.

[MANofINACTION]

How can anyone watch more than a few of these without it becoming a mind numbing bore...

"Hey you kissed his ass" and "that is EXACTLY how it went" and then some more insults and bleh.

I saw 3 of these and it's stale already.

[71liverlips]

alan is the fukin best mate!!!

[1TkCr1]

Alan is an idiot, thats why Will Smith didnt laugh at all

[NaveedKoval]

stop

[7IBC]

How was Will Smith able to not laugh or smile?

[tuber094615]

actor

[AliasKenzo]

great actor

[chiliqueenmama]

Alan Kalter is better to watch than David Letterman. He should have his own show.

[bodaciouscowboy]

Alan is great, but I'm not sure he could sustain his level of funniness for a whole show. I think he's better in small doses.

[NJPlayer79]

My favorite line - "Can the sewage Tanto..."

[BeautifulCiara]

LMAO. "I'll go Jazzy Jeff on your ass," [dead]

[pennstate332002]

Alan Kalter is funny as hell

[profsr777]

I think they might of had an idea, but i don't think they were a 100% sure about what would be said.

[BasePlug]

Damn, I wonder if the guests know that they are going to get verbally raped by Alan when they agree to go on the show.

Jerry and Will Smith sure didn't seem like they knew it was coming xD.

[NorwegicusOnAstick]

I know, but then again they are actors.

I'm sure they knew what was coming.

Maybe not in detail.

[at90percent]

They used almost the exact same skit with Jerry Seinfeld.

[youlittlemonkey]

"Hey Dave I know your about 100, but can ou remember something? Well remember this a*shole-you jack my bloop again I'll beat you like a donkey and sew your nuts to your freaky botox face! You whiney bleep bag!"" Ha,ha!

[upstander18]

LOL! Wonder whne Alan will be able to do an interview before Dave jacks him?

[youlittlemonkey]

Alan and his wrinkely nut sack ROCK!

[zmirchi]

will's expression at the end... priceless

LOL hilarious

[zoulation]

LOOOL! heeyy I know you are about a 100? remember this asshoe..you jack my ****** again ill beat you like a donkey and sow your nuts to your freaky botox face! :D

[m0hadino]

Best Segment on the Show they should do more of this segment.

[icedrake20]

wee fuck come on use common sense..."gee i wonder if this is real all 52 times they've done that"...dumbass!

[zoulation]

Ok i got to ask ! is this a joke or like a skit they do ? or is it really serious! i mean i never really knew about this..i just saw the first offense with jerry seinfeld ! and then i went to a couple of more vids and the same thing happens!! so i mean is this like a joke or is he really pissed ?

[icedrake20]

Are you braindead...of course its a skit, they do it on different nights with pretty much the same jokes.

[zoulation]

alright I got it calm down chukky ! there's no neeed to get all sensitive ! its just a question dumbass !

[Greenhorsemanship]

well you're a bit of a dumb ass as well thinking this might be serious when he's done it two times on the same show with big stars and pretty much the same dialogue

[zoulation]

hey i just watched it twice you idiot!..wasnt still sure! besides I've never seen it before..and it looked real (pretty good acting)so i just wanted to make sure from someone who knew it well! i mean if you can't answer like a human then just dont answer ! and piss off somewhere else ! no need for cursing for no reason! GOD freaking IGNORAAANCEE!!

[Greenhorsemanship]

what? I used exactly the same curse word you used in an earlier post you duck-faced son of a bitch

[zoulation]

you know what this is pointless...its too bad you're not infront of me when you said this crap..teach your ass a lesson.. i mean im not even gonna talk back...its just a fuckin screen...! whatever...bravoo chump !

[Greenhorsemanship]

yeah, it would of course be more personal if we did this face to face. If you have the funds you are welcome to come to Iceland and meet me in person... would be pretty weird though considering the fact that we're talking in the comments of some CBS video. But hey, why are you all of a sudden using even more curse words, words you were criticizing me for using in a previous comment?

[zoulation]

Dude..im using them all in the first place because of the first guy who used them without any necessity! and I called him a dumbass for it because this is so stupid! and then you called me the dumbass...??!!? anyways, dude you are right the whole thing is lame anyways but I get that its a joke ! so its cool ! :D

[Greenhorsemanship]

kk... I just screwed you like a one legged whore

[trinitymike]

Iceland????

Got a question then, Sven...

If you get a divorce there, are you still brother and sister???

I mean the gene pool there must be about the size of a dixie cup, am I wrong???

[Greenhorsemanship]

well yeah, that's why we import foreigners. my dad's english, for example. But we don't have to resort to marrying our brothers and sisters though, unlike many conservative americans. We are still a great country to live in, pretty women, handsome men (I guess), and everyone's related in some way. And btw, Dick.... were you trying to insult me by calling me Sven, and commenting on Iceland's small gene-pool? Well I bet you don't live in some small town in middle america boy.

[Greenhorsemanship]

oh wait whoah.. you're french?

when you divorce there, are you still brothers or sisters?

and dude, that comedian you've subscribed to sucks my dad's hairy, stout-stained english balls.

[trinitymike]

Gee, you got me figured out, Ingmar...I'm French, all right...I guess satire doesn't translate into Icelandic....and I doubt I'd want to suck your Dad's nuts...of course, you sound very familiar with what they look like...maybe they got the stout stains from bouncing off your chin after father-son night at the local.....lol..

You're fun to trade barbs with, you're all right and I'm just talking trash..

[Greenhorsemanship]

oh you..... I, however, would love to suck the spanish imported white wine off of your father's balls, but that's another story.

Well...... nice to fuck with you too Pierre....

[trinitymike]

In my case, it'd be maple syrup and poutine...

[Greenhorsemanship]

mmmmmmm.

maple syrup....

beer, weed and Icelandic pancakes with raisins & maple syrup=my breakfast on weekends

[davidianstar]

Alan Kalter ruuuuuuuuuules...

[notfunnypsp]

LMFAO!!!!!!!! this is hilarious

[bogus24]

i wanna kill....

[KineticFrenetic]

ya duckface son of a bitch

[UniversalShowtime]

was this serious?

[pgy002]

Are you THAT stupid?

[mortitio]

This is as dumb and offensive as it gets.

[pgy002]

Oh well, deal with it suck knob!

[DeLovely9109]

...how is it offensive? I haven't seen any one-legged-whores or ducks coming out of anywhere saying that they're offended by it.

[adelllerom]

i'm sorry, i just don't get it. why in the world is this supposed to be funny? he says the EXACT same thing every time!!! the guests' looks aren't real either, cuz they must know about it beforehand...it's just stupid, is what it is...

[pgy002]

Hey Alan is HILLARIOUS! If you odn't like him, stay in Romania and shut the fuck up!

[adelllerom]

Normally i wouldn't reply, but...Listen, at least i gave arguments. I'm not saying they were irrefutable, but they were arguments. Objective ones. All you do is say: "hey, oyu're from romania, you're wrong, so shut up" It's my opinion, i can post it here, can't i?

[pgy002]

Well your comment has gotten like a -7 suckhole. So either appreciate the great works of Kalter or GET OFF THIS CHANNEL, YOU SENILE OLD BITCH!

[adelllerom]

Gosh! What would i care that i got -7? It's the people's opinion and i have nothing against it. But at least no one else has had the immaturity to call me names just because my taste is not the same as theirs...

[pgy002]

Oh, hell, these are names that Kalter calls his guests during his interviews. I'm guessing you are pretty young, just by the way you respond.

[adelllerom]

well come on, decide! am i a senile old bitch or am i young? :))

[pgy002]

I called you senile becasue that's what Kalter calls Dave.

[bint08]

you are rude little immature tranny

[pgy002]

I might be little, immature AND a tranny, BUT I'm NOT rude and Alan ROCKS!!

[PIMPSUP4]

'i'll go jazzzy jeff on ur ass" lol funny ass quote

[guitarherofan243]

well..........pissy

[runforitscooby]

What I love about these is the guest doesnt even have to say anything, but the looks they give are absolute gold! Make more!!

[doubledoshow]

Alan "BIG RED" Kalter... a god

[Monkor183]

you and i have alot in common :) we are in the same religion!

[danishpride1]

"I just assumed you needed a smoke..Since you just screwed me like a one-legged whore"

Hahahaha!!!!!

[terjer01]

Alan Kalter's Celebrity Interview is right up there with "Rowdy" Roddy Piper's Pit! as being the funniest and greatest interview segment in the history of television entertainment, indeed.

[willium47]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

will smith is like wow uh huh umm wtf?

hahahaha

[swimmerchic2324]

Was Will suppose to be like that?

[PetePeterkin]

Will really played it uncharacteristically straight. Bravo!!

[ProfessX]

that was hilarious lol

[mattq85]

"You duck faced son of a bitch"

Alan Kalter is God.