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  • "Watch this mom"

    ....."AAAHH!", "NNOO!", "OOHH! "yeah, luckily I was wearing that pad"

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  • We always took slip n' slides to extremes. We'd always start out with just the slide, but by the end there's like three sprinklers going, the slide's covered in soap we stole from the kitchen, and by the time we were done there was like a 6 inch deep trench in the yard.

  • We have a Slip n' Slide 0.0 it sux as always...

  • aaaaaaaanus

  • dont you just hate it when you run and jump on the slip and slide and to dont slide

  • Slip N Bleed from the ANUS also applies to that one dude from 1000 Ways To Die.

  • AAWWWWWWWWWWWWW NOOOOOOOO xD

  • Wow I love Dane Cook.(:

  • the first time I was on a slip n slide I jumped on a toy dinosour head w/ six giant horns. 67 stitchis IN MY ASS

  • Am I the only one who never had a Slip N Slide? D:

  • press 7for something good

  • Slip N Bleed From The Anus xD

  • press 9 for orgasm

  • press 6 for anus

  • One time, i got a Slip N' Slide for my eight birthday party, and it was going down a hill, and at the end there was a stump... Well, Slip N' Slide turned into Slip N' Fly, due to how light we were. I landed on a rock and told my mom I bruised my spleen.

  • haha lol

  • hey watch this mom...OOOHHH>>>NOOOOOOOOOO

  • i once had a slip and slide, ever notice dogs like to poop on those, i learned that the hard way e.e

  • keep pressing 9

  • Watch this mom! AHHHH NOOO!

  • O_O why the hell was he wearing a pad if he isnt a girl? but still thats 1 out of 3 thinks i think guys r lucky about... 2nd is..they dont need to have the kids 3rd is there hair is usually short so they dont have to worry bout brushing long hair...T_T gosh being a girl is tough

  • @SimonsGal123 because he had 5 sisters he had to wear pad just to fit in

  • slip n slid, almost died

  • LOL i was drinking water and i spit out the water cause it was so Funny

  • sleep and bleed from the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaanus

  • dude i put soap on my slip is slide cause id always get stuck half way.

  • I always kept on gettin' stuck on the Slip N' Slide. And every time I got up, I slipped, then got stuck again. One time, I laid there for about an hour before my neighbor heard my shrieks of terror.

  • slip and bleed from the aaaannnuus

  • thats thats...thats a tampon

  • why is it everytime something is funny ppl comment saying it again?

  • @LoveKitty808 Welcome to the interwebs.

  • @looptheloopy must be it..but geez

  • Slip n bleed from the anis!

    

  • why was he wearing that pad?

  • people who talk about their penis have small dicks

  • Why was he wearing a pad?

  • @xWebkinzgirl1999x 1 brother 5 sisters....

  • Slip n' slide yea, wouldve been fun if dad checked for rocks first. Slip n' bleed out the anus they should have called it

  • covering ur trampolene (only if it has net around it) in soap and water and trying to jump on it is fun  :D

  • Watch this mom

    FFTTTT

    AAAAHH! NOOOO!

  • yeah i had some fun with mine..it was fun but it kinda didnt make you slip as fast as you wanted to..you needed like soap or black ice

  • All I get from those things are grass :/

  • 47 people were not weareing a pad

  • @kitkat462 YOUR stupid i love dane cook YOU FAT ASS BASTERD >:U

  • man when ever i tried the slip n slid i would always burn like an ant was biting me it was weird i think it was just a burn mark

  • lol! it was like, hey mom watch me! OHHHH!!!! NOOO! OHHHHH!

  • ... I don't get the "pad" part. Someone help?

  • @Knife138 Women wear pads when on their period... ?

  • @Knife138 they used 2 us pads to go down slip n slide

  • @Knife138 pad+bleeding=peirod

  • Hey mom watch this! OOOH! AHHH! *epic fail*(x

  • WHAT PAD?!?!?!

  • 46 people have bloody behinds from the Slip n' Slide.

    Gotta admit.. I rather like these comments, sadly enough xD

  • @MandyInk i bet you thought u were going to get like 100 thumbs up?

  • @wonkerjk Lol, nah. I just get a kick out of reading these comments remarking about the dislikes, and refering to something regarding the video.

  • Slip and bleed from the aaaanus

  • "Lucky I was wearin that pad."=LMFAO

  • fuck you

  • 44 people weren't wearing the "PAD" LMAO

  • @1deadeye not funny

  • @SiicKNationz A child gamer wouldn't find it funny.... You gots no balls boy!!!

  • @1deadeye ah a child huh? ur the child here u cant even spell

  • @SiicKNationz

    Go suck on your mom's saggy titty. My spellings perfect you little turd. Learn how to really spell. You text spelling moron...

  • @1deadeye s owhat if text spell? And Your spelling might be perfect but your english is crap

  • @SiicKNationz Another gamer without a life clue.. Move a long little man. You're out witted here...

  • @1deadeye You said: " You gots no balls" that is bade english gots ain't a word

  • @SiicKNationz And Bade is?? Here I'l put in gamer terms for. Nice and slow terms..

    euphemism: 1. the substitution of a mild, indirect, or vague expression for one thought to be offensive, harsh, or blunt.

  • @1deadeye well your american aren't you? I was born in Germany so my english isn't the best

  • @SiicKNationz "Ain't" isn't a word either, dipshit.

  • @TheShugotard pretty sure it's in the dictionary

  • @20mp09 Pretty sure nobody cares

  • @TheShugotard yes it is smart one check the dictionary

  • Rock's weren't nice to 44 people

  • @TACIMSUCK not funny

  • LOL, luckily i was wearing that pad ;)

  • lol haha

  • Luckily, I was wearing that pad...

  • HAHAHA

  • the title is Slip N' Bleed

  • slip and bleed from the anus!!!

  • the same happened with me when i was younger

  • X-D

  • Wow.....he would be down for 1 to 2 months O_O

  • pad?

  • @mee000w If your a girl, you should know. If your not, nevermind

  • "Watch this mam! aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooo ooooooiiiiiiii" lol my faorite part

  • AHHHHHHH NOOOO!!!! OOOHHH!! XD

  • Daniel Tosh is better

  • @RMimz dat nigga is da stupidiest wanna be comedian on earth

  • @daddyuknw you must be 12 years old

  • @daddyuknw do your parents know?

  • @daddyuknw does ur daddy know? pllzz, geta life

  • hahahahahha!! OMFG!!! ANUS!!!! YESS!!!! hahahaha!! I love Dane Cook XD

  • Ive had a few of those you would run and at like the 3rd time around you run and it tears in half. your like "shit" but yet you go again

  • AAAANUS lolwat?

  • Yeah, Slip 'n Slide was never as fun as it appeared in the commercials. :p

  • LMFAO The pad part made me die xD

  • fuck i remember thoses u would always try to run on the slide a little like 3 inches but the first step no matter how hard u try to not fall fuck and then chalie horse ur self then its not fun anymore

  • i had one when i was like 7 or 8 and i hated it when i got pwned by a rock

  • I Slip n Fall on my face XD

  • luckly i was wearing that pad..

  • AHHH NNOOOOO

  • They shoulda called that thing Slip N Bleed from the AAAAANUUUS!

  • XD i cant stop laughting ...... cant breath

  • heheheheheheheh SLIP AND BLEED FROM THE ANUS

  • Damn their dad dosen't know how to do it then why dosen't he just let him soak in the tub with the radio and for bath toys knives.

  • 39 people missed the like button

  • roflmfao

  • what is Dane Cook doing with a pad?

  • lmao

  • slip and bleed from the aaaaaannnnnnnuuuuuuusssass~!~

  • SLip and bleed frome THE AAAANNNNUUUSSS!

  • SLIP N BLEED FROM THE ANUS!

  • ._. I thought a pad was for girls. (I don't know this 'cause I haven't had one.)

  • @anima2221 it is. thats the joke.

  • so true 

  • hey watch this mom :D

    AAAHHH

    NOOO!!

    *girl scream* OOHH

  • @drew46172 OH YES THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR REPEATING EVERYTHING THE VIDEO SAID. I CAME HERE BUT I DIDN'T WATCH IT SO THANK YOU FOR REPEATING IT FOR ME TO READ YOU'RE SO HELPFUL THANK YOU.

  • @awesomefaceweegee no need to be hurtful

  • @drew46172 I was thanking you

  • Good thing i had that pad

    

  • AAAHH!

  • damn rocks ahh fuck thes rocks

    

  • just the words "Slip and bleed" made me laugh "from the anus" was just icing on the cake! haha!

  • Slip 'N' Slides are dangerous! I always lay it out on the drive way and there are littler pebbles EVERYWHERE!

  • LMAO .... watch mom ...ahhh oh no

  • Thank God For That Pad. ;)

  • WATCH THIS MOM pow* OH AHHHHHH

  • lol watch this mom. AAAHHHH!! slip and bleed from the aaanus...good thing i had that pad on. haha the screaming was the funny part i almost choked on my oreo!

  • slip n' bleed through the aaaaanus, that's what they shoulda' called it.

  • LOL Funny!

  • The squeal was the funniest part rofl

  • Watch this mom! SHHHHH AAAAAGGGGHHH!!

  • ahhhhhhhh noooooooooooo ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh rofl

  • good thing i was wearing that pad!

    hahha

  • *Fllghgjskfjl* AHHH! NOOO! SQUEAL!

  • ROFL!

  • slip and bleed from the anus!

    hey mom watch this AAHHHHH!!!!

    XD

  • FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!

  • im the boss

  • @kocac42

    wth!?

  • some other comedian did the same exact joke..he died of overdose though i forgot his name

  • at 0:15 LOL i hate that XD

  • i never went on one

  • wow i have its so fun your like wooooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooo until you own a 5 your old lol

  • i hate slip n' slides we got one for my like 3 years ago for my birth day and as soon as i went i slid slid slid slid kept sliding until 20 seconds later i had a meeting with my fence XD

  • lol

  • SLIP AND BLEED FROM THE ANUS

  • @megapichu123 ohhhh yeahh

  • @megapichu123 actially its AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANUS

  • Slip N' Bleed Form the Anus XD Tooooooo Funney

  • AHHHHHHHH NNOOOOOO OOOOOOHHHH lol

  • slip and bleed from the aaannuss!

  • put canola oil on it instead

  • ahh i love watching people Slip and bleed from the anus(: Classic day(:

  • its great from Reiki Abe

  • I can't stop laughing!

  • luckly i was wearing a pad XD hahahahaha

  • good thing i was wearing that pad

    he didn't check for FUCKIN ROCKS rofl

  • lol, rocks or no rocks if fuckin HURTS!! lol

  • lol luckily i was wearing that pad