CERN Stockshots 2011: the experiments of the LHC

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[ZombieBoyDude]

as the newgrounds tankmen say it......we are soooo fucked....

[WirelessTortureDevi]

please watch my videos.

[ColaCocaAlways]

@WirelessTortureDevi

No, now fuck of with your spam

[WirelessTortureDevi]

@ColaCocaAlways

Your not a very nice person.

[quipster671]

Thumbs up if "The Big Bang Theory" brought you here! :D

[DurexDurpaneu2]

I'm still amazed by what humans can do when they come together in the name of science .

[ninny65]

NASA funded it and NASA is funded by america i think this was build in russia but i think russia let NASA build it there

[bo2web]

@ninny65

CERN = Conseil Européen pour la Recherche Nucléaire situated in the northwest suburbs of Geneva on the Franco–Swiss border. Established in 1954, the organization has twenty European member states. THERE IS NOTHING AMERICAN IN THERE !

[bo2web]

@ninny65

Go back to school or open books !

[trellzaboppin]

@ninny65

Spectacularly deluded. Hope all goes well in the marriage to your sister.

[ColaCocaAlways]

@ninny65

You dumb fuck lol.

[papwalker99]

@ninny65

Ninny by name, ninny by nature.

[DanielleK27]

Even if the technology has the power to save the fuckin world that is not how it will be used, say what you will people because you put me on blast saying ohh your ignorant blah blah, all I said is the lhc isnt really going to benefit people because the average person will never get anything from it that's the world we live in deal with it, most of all inventions have had noble intentions but ends up being used for the exact opposite because of our nature the hunger for power is too great

[AllAboutAmerica]

@extrapedestrian i would imagine by A LOT of investments and some government particicpation

[Schneckenzucht]

@extrapedestrian part of the individual projects are open to donations, the overall thing is mostly funded by EU countrys.

[AsterBarnivere]

Apparently America isn't in a recession after all if this BS can be funded..

[Schneckenzucht]

@AsterBarnivere wikipedia -> CERN - America isnt paying. Your not at the forefront of science. You once were the leading nation in science. Ur not now. thanks to people like you! Enjoy your dull and bleak outlook on life without any curiosity or a feeling that knowledge has some worth in of itself. How did u find this video? "What could i moan about today to feel important?"

[NickWalsh420]

mankind has no future if we dont move into space

[MrAwesumness1]

i will use all this technology for evil purposes

[06livefast]

@extrapedestrian 85% of american tax dollars are put towards issues outside of the country.. if that's just ONE country, how the fuck is this NOT funded. Money is data, data is figurative.. objects are literal, and we're fuckin shit up.

[hippa2dahoppa2]

thats what i been wondering, how the hell does someone even convince someone to start this project, like hey i wanna create a 4000trillion dollar project thats going to take 50 years, ok lets do it!

[bigaldo123]

@hippa2dahoppa2 Well how are else are we going to move forward in the universe?

[CALICOTV301]

@extrapedestrian They sell M&Ms

[DanielleK27]

I don't see how the LHC is going to make or medicine and all other technology better, and canadastreammedia your excess of vision and optimism are stunning and surprising because you really think that people will really benefit from this they won't. There may be no benefit at all from this machine, so for you to say that all technology's will advance because of this machine is ignorant, furthermore have you not figured out that the more our technology advances the more our planet dies guess not

[xxbuggehxx]

@DanielleK27 Educate yourself, "Anti-electrons (positrons) are already used in PET scanners in medicine (Positron-Emission Tomography = PET). One day it might be even possible to use antiprotons for tumour irradiation." for more info go to h t t p://user.web.cern.ch/public/en­/Spotlight/SpotlightAandD-en.h­tml

[endimion17]

@DanielleK27 What a fucktard.

What a complete and utter fucktard. Do you know how many benefits CERN has contributed with to this world? Ever heard of World Wide Web? It was made at CERN, and now you use it to write shitty comments about it. Talking about irony...

This is exactly what happens when pompous ignorants speak out.

[Schneckenzucht]

@DanielleK27 Technology is neutral. How u use it is human. And some people are asshats n idiots - others aren't. Technology has upped our life expectancy by 40odd years over the last century - cant blame technology - can try to elect less insane politicians worldwide ><

[cleniojr]

eu so achei uma coisa errada : / , mesmo que essa grande maquina alcance a viagem no tempo com certeza ela iria se auto destruir no seu suposto passado por causa de seu tamanho : / , mas tambem se fosse muito pequeno a propria velocidade iria destrui-la

[canadastreetmedia]

It looks like its made out of HUMAN SUFFERING & ECONOMIC POVERTY ?

Whats it do thats going to Justify the Costs ?

When will it be profitable ?

Couldnt it have waited a few years until after we fixed much here on earth.

not everyone wants one of those things .

[csmcmillion]

@canadastreetmedia Your ignorance and lack of vision are stunning but, sadly, not surprising.

[rllang01]

@canadastreetmedia It's made out of funding that came from citizens whom pay their taxes and whom are a general asset to society at large.

The discoveries made by the LHC will have applications across all existing technologies, from medicine to personal computers.

Profits will come from the licensing and patent rights of those discoveries ( the public trust will see a return on their investment )

Fixing the Earth requires that we move forward with our technology.

[MrMister1227]

Can some one please tell me whats going on??

[patterncuber11]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

[jcasa12]

Black mesa!? I wish , then I could break out my anti gravity gun and hurt those Extra terrestrials XD

[Mist3rR34P3R]

PREPARE FoR UNFORESEEN CONSEQUENCES

[TheVloggity2000]

These scientist, don't really know what they are doing they're just full theories, they want to know GOD at any cost, when they detonated the first nuke, they thought there was a small chance that it could ignite the atmosphere, but they did it anyway, makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

[63AIONSON]

This is so kick ass, I cannot wait for the actual results when the Big Bang machine is fired up for the purpose it was made, one question though what is it official name? I mean we it is called the big bang relating to the starting of the worlds creations big big bang but what is it scientific name?

[alex46215]

this is the most usless piece of 4.4 billion dollars ever spent..

[papwalker99]

@alex46215 Your mother probably has similar thoughts about you.

[patterncuber11]

STOP THAT PROTON BLACK HOLE PROJECT NOOOOOOOOOOOW!

[TheBlackIdentety]

@patterncuber11 You think that the smartest people on the planet would just turn on a doomsday machine? The black holes it creates disintegrate in micro seconds due to hawking radiation.

It's not going to destroy anything.It doesn't have enough energy by far to do so.

[digitalicful]

look its black mesa XD

[63AIONSON]

@digitalicful The most significant invention of our time, for us this will open up a whole new plethora of understanding our worlds and what is outside our unknown universe, dare I say the beginning of new ideas for space travel. You do know that the folding of space is mathematically possible in theory so now this will radically help to shape our ideas and understanding of what we already know, I for one cannot wait.

La mente de Un desdibujado pagano England Leeds

[coolacrille]

@digitalicful brilliant

[Ladiciuston]

@digitalicful lol, i was just about to say that its the birth of Black Mesa

[ttim6575t2000]

many generations to come we will be the creators of our own destiny .

[DeeArtist321]

Photons = particles with no mass = can travel at the speed of light.

Higgs Boson = a particle which "gives" mass to quarks>proton>nucleus>atom.

Without the mass, we could travel at the speed of light.

These experiments are needed for some future space travels, I guess...

Don't worry, kids, the scientist who work at CERN are smarter than us, and they really care.

You should beware of the evil scientists who experiment elsewhere without our knowledge...

[digitalicful]

@DeeArtist321 thats what they said in black mesa

[human2011able]

All Best to You!

[konman001]

@extrapedestrian - I thinkg that the scientist are probably quite happy to have a guaranteed, well-salaried jobs in a very nice country-side area for next 25 years or more.

[Earthlessness]

oooh cool, the atoms esploded!!!! is this like mini nuke technology, another reason to blow things up? Higgs boson condensate my ass, nah jk.

[mdma4life]

@extrapedestrian

33 countries, and the project started 27 years ago

[COPPERH3ART]

lame video

[sirsagan]

@extrapedestrian im pretty sure lots of nations are invested in it

could be wrong i can t remember :P