I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

[daviddebonomalta]

Check out my Mass Effect Piano Medley! I promise it'll be your favourite video on the Citadel! :)

[AnimalNitrateInMind]

I am Harbinger and this is my favourite control to assume

[huupper]

Maaan, don't you just wanna go to local shop and say this to an intercom :D

[Arkanj3l]

"We have reached a consensus: 454 likes to 17 dislikes of this video." - Legion

[D3thN1ght]

What would be AMAZING is to own a game store and have this play anytime someone walks in. Of course Biowares lawyers would come rushing in after the first few customers but it would be awesome while it lasted. :D

[LolVermillion]

I've never played a Mass Effect game, and this is my favorite Mass Effect video on the YouTube.

[KoHSaito]

I'm Citadeler Storepard, and this is my favorite Shep on the Command.

[Starpilot149]

The background is full of win

[Redpug987]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite face pose in the citadel.

[MrNewVegas9]

holy shit the captions on youtube for this video are 100% right for once lol

[d0nkdaddy]

I used to be Commander Shepard like you, then I took an arrow in my favorite store on the Citadel.

[DarkcyroZ31v]

''Hey bro, can you give me a discount? I'll endorse you store''

*Endorses every store in the Citadel

[ChaosSolider1]

I'm the dragonborn and this is my favorite shout in Skyrim.

[theeventhorizonX1]

@ChaosSolider1 -10000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000

ERROR: you have just lost the internet :(

[ChaosSolider1]

@theeventhorizonX1 *facepalm* It isn't an arrow to the knee joke therefore you lost.

[TheMostSlyFox]

Have paragon: Get discount

[tomniggah]

I'm Dovahkiin and I used to be my favourite store in the citadel until I took an arrow to the knee.

[ConnorKenobi]

I'm ______ Mowatt, and I hate Justin Bieber.

[bmaverick24]

I wonder what happens when one of the store clerks that you said this to, hears the very same thing from the store just across from them. Sure does have a lot of favorite stores on the citadel.

[thekingofinfinity]

I'm King Leonidas and THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!!!

[Thedarkofthesun]

My name is Sovereign and you should go to this store before we wipe you out.

[Gate21IsClosed]

I'm Gordon Freeman and this ...

[TheOriginalElkstone]

I'm Rick James and crack is a hell of a drug

[Darkdiver28]

This used to be my favorite store on the Citadel. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

[imcommandershepherd]

Im commander shepherd and this is my favorit song in the citadel

/watch?feature=player_embedded­&v=wZo2kpV3x0A

[ZockerPost]

This used to be my favorite meme on the internet, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[mujuma]

@ZockerPost not funny.

[slayer300012]

I went (in the game) and briefly got a discount with my paragon points, with all store owners in the Citadel. I know my Shepard's voice is a whore.

[XxReaperZeroxX]

I'm Urdnot Wrex, and I'm gonna eat you, fool.

[MashterChief117]

i know this sounds stupid but when i first played ME2 i thought if you went and 'whored' your voice to all the stores youd start some sort of quarrel between the store owners

[ChaddersXD]

"If you've heard of it, its too mainstream for me".

[permexOQ]

"I'm Garrus Vakarian, and I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

[skate4life5050]

Im commander mojave and this is my favourite citadel on the nuclear winter. patrolling.

[leevancleef35]

I'm commander Store, and this is my favorite Citadel on Sheppard

[mitchmcmichael]

What are these memes called? D:

[TheRigorMortisx]

@mitchmcmichael Advice dog derivatives. Google advice dog know your meme

[kevlonk]

I'm Adam Jensen, and I never asked for this.

[Ludi1991]

Man dat Shepard is NO paragon.

[hammertritons]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite overused comment on YouTube

[MetalAddict345]

I'm Commander Shepard, and I'm tired of your disingenuous assertions *SHEPAAAAAAAAAAARD PUNCH*

[Justas923]

I'm commander Shephard and I just unclogged my own goddamn toilet

[technovideostudios]

I'm commander Shepard and the reaper is the largest shit I ever saw on the Citadel.

[xboxboy312]

wow, this line, mixed with that facial expression, did some SERIOUS damage to my brain

[NephandiMan]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this... *puts on sunglasses* ...is my favorite store on the Citadel.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAH!

[ratchetgladiatorfan]

How do you actually, you know, download the download?

[seva809]

Now my life is complete.

[mansoor619]

thanks for the high definition:D

[Adam12088]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL of my favorite store on the Citadel.

[FriezaReturns00001]

I am Commander Shepard and I want to see Tali face, stop teasing us BioWare...

[AlCapwn1888]

Im commander favourite and this is my shepard store on the citadel.

[wootlegion]

@AlCapwn1888 I'm Shepard favourite and this is my store citadel on the Commander.

[VermillionThaKid]

My name is legion for we are many and we have reached a consensus of 1,100 to 83 that this is our preferred area of the marketplace in location: Citadel.

[darkwarriorkane]

@VermillionThaKid We sell because we allow it, you will buy because we demand it! lol

[kylebidd]

Why does Shepard look so... stoned?

[TheRevan1337]

@kylebidd He bought weed from his favorite store on the citadel

[NadeoKing]

"I lied face"

[SungLung]

imagine living on the citadel and your girl has you running errands.

you walk into one store "I'm commander shepard and this my favorite store on the citadel"

then you go into another "I'm commander shepard and this my favorite store on the citadel"

You would have to assume Shepard is running game to get discounts!

[kinghobo121]

ILL TAKE IT!

[dimovuha0]

im commander shephard and this is my favourite ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL in the collector base

[TheLastArchdemon]

Im commander Shepard and Soverign is my favorite reaper in the citadel

[2000gmod]

Shepard: I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the citadel.

PC with Skype: Shepard you renember me?

Shepard: No ,who are you?

PC with Skype: Then I have to

Shepard: To?

PC with Skype: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

Shepard:(Running)

PC with Skype: I WILL TAKE THIS PERSONALLY

[darthfener2]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL-

[scarletspeed7]

In Mass Effect 3, Commander Shepherd can make a similar claim about each fellow crew member he sleeps with. After their sexy cutscenes, Joker will stick a piece of paper to their backs that says, "I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite lay on the Nomandy."

[wrpen99]

@scarletspeed7 YES!

[E1081]

Ah, yes. "Shepard." A human who goes around likeing everything on the citadel. We have dismissed those claims.

[Necrosman89]

I'm the Warden Commander and this is my store in Ferelden

[Dispensentreleporter]

I'm commander shephard and this is my favorite store on the citadel.

Shopper: "I C WUT U DD THER USIN TH UDR STOR'S ADV"

Shopkeep: Uh, no. Shep came here and gave me an endorsement. Are you saying he gave it to EVERYONE ELSE, TOO?

Shopper: Yes.

Shopkeep: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

-Mass effect 3 comes along-

Shep: I need meh discount wepon

SK: nu.

[Motive11331]

Shepard.

[TheChaosFenrir]

Commander shepard!

y u like all the store in the citadel ?

[Justas923]

I'm commander shepard and "I should go" is my favorite phrase on the citadel

[Elfuser24]

If they are going to advertise Mass Effect 3, they should do "Im Commander Shepard and this is my favourite game in store/on the Citadel"

[SMS2RR]

@Elfuser24 etter hear t

The day ME3 comes out.

"im commander Shepard and this is my favorite Gamestop in Dallas TX"

[SpoonsUNITED]

Im commander Shepherd and all the stores on the citadel are my bitches

[misjif2341]

I should go.

[bko54]

I'm commander store, and this is my favourite citadel on the shepard

[paulr00]

i went to a Target and said this into the intercom

[mees462]

@paulr00

Best troll action ever.

Im sooo trying that at work.

[TheZorseWhisperer]

@paulr00 omg i work at a cvs where i page people all the time....

[CommendatoreAndolini]

@paulr00 That makes you a worse liar than Shepard himself.

[alexandercns]

@paulr00 You win the internet, plus one Krogan Testicle and/or one Asari-Hanar porn game.

[Typictwins]

@paulr00 that would be freaking awsome i want to do that now

[taitai907]

@paulr00 *Props*

[ImNotTheChampion]

@paulr00 Seamus is now sad.

[Zarvanis]

@paulr00

That's the funniest thing I've read in weeks.

[WTFJustnoRELOADED]

@paulr00 I so want to do this.

[MrSatternJr]

@paulr00 HALP IM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANT BREATHE D:

[xWeBecameTheSunx]

I am commander shepard, and youtube was my idea

[Kingbeastguy]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite game on the citadel

[WillisDCade]

shadowbroker: SELLOUTTTTT!!!!

[KoronofHearts]

*walks into one store* *this plays*

Oooh! His favorite :D ?

*person across the hall walks into a different store* *this plays*

D: ....

[adil11223344]

Renegade Version:

Im Commander Shepard and this is my favourite citadel on the store!

Oops, lemme try again

Im Commander Shepard and this is my favourite video on omega!

Oops wait one last time.....

Im Commander Citadel and ----

GOD DAMN IT!

[CosmoniteMedia]

7 people are full of disingenuous assertions.

[daggerls]

@afisher77

I laughed like there's no tomorrow... literally!

[ericmarshall19]

lol why is this line so popular

[Sh1n1gam12k6]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite ringtone on my phone.

[deep1thinking]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

[TheTrueChuster]

Shepard Approves

[Kerensky287]

HEY, EVERYONE! THIS VIDEO DISCRIMINATES AGAINST THE POOR!

[Lamicktin]

@Kerensky287 I've Had Enough of your Disingenuous Assertions!

[Flash9230]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite video on the interwebs.

[blackswordsman89]

That should have been the Renegade option.

[CaptainMorganThe3rd]

Mind = Blown

[xWeBecameTheSunx]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite whore

[WhoGivesAFckImEmo]

Conrad Verner: I'm Conrad Verner, and this is MY favorite store on the Citadel!

Shepard: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUU-

[adil11223344]

Renegade version

"Im Commander Shepard and this is my favourite citadel on the store!

Oops, let me try that that again

"Im Commander Shepard and this is my favourite store on Omega!"

Oops let me try that one more time......

"Im Commander Citadel and-

GOD DAMN IT!"

[MrOpenGamer]

7 people chose the renegade response.

[triovani]

"I delete data like you on the way to real errors" ftw

[PegasuZProductions]

Quote of the year

[Ziikolai]

Why am I looking up stuff like this at six in the morning?

[mansoor619]

@Ziikolai u will know it better.

[JimmyBob210]

6 people dont like this store

[barcod11]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite troll

[SWGmovies]

*Applause*

[Chaoser868]

*ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL* Im commander shepard and aids was my idea

[dtskip]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite post on the internet.

[sirwinsalot]

I'm Commander Shepard and I'm an alcoholic.

[inouyejulio]

who the fuck needs 1080 when you got 240?

[RiaUsuma235]

I´m Citadel ans this is my favorite Shepard on the Citadel.

[jnyxtreme]

Shepard- I’m Commander Shepard, and this—

Kanye- *Steps infront of Shepard* Yo Shepard imma let you finish, but Expat’s store is the best on the Citadel.

[Guyect]

@jnyxtreme epic win

[CaptainPositron]

@jnyxtreme

More like: Yo Shepard imma let you finish, but Expat's store is the best store of all time!

[ChienesSaventPas]

@CaptainPositron Yo tali I'm real happy for you and ima let you get shot on the reaper base but Katy Perry is the hottest ET of all time.

[ALLIED7621]

@jnyxtreme dear god, best comment ive seen in months:)

[MajorFacepalm12]

@jnyxtreme RENEGAAAAAAAADE PUNCH!

[talkto1]

@jnyxtreme Of all time! Of all time!!

[TheSpurs825]

@jnyxtreme OF ALL TIME!!!

[Argonisgema]

I got this as my ringtones.

[commandershadebetter]

I'm Commander Shade and this is my favorite video on Youtube.

[That70sninja]

And a Legend is Born

[Thatcowboyguy]

alas, the cure to cancer

[Undertaker2Xtreme]

I'm not Commander Shepard and I approve this video.

[182crazyK]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite meme on the extranet.

[Negative365]

for once the caption was right

[Minority119]

I'm Krogan Battlemaster Urdnot Wrex, and I will eat you

[warvic97]

how can i download it onto an iphone ?



[KingIncorperated]

"I'm Commander Shepard and Tali has a nice ass."

"Shepard, that's stoopeed."

[tehBLAX]

@KingIncorperated you must mean miranda... obvious mistake but dw

[Greenworldjamal]

I'm Commander Shepard and I'm Rick James Bitch!

[MrCardife]

Dat face..

[CudiC4MNM]

He looks like he's taking a really good piss.

[coper1996]

i'm commander shepard and i think tali should suc..DIE

[1337CaboosexD]

I'm Commander Shepard and... ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[DI72NN]

I'm Commander Shepard, and I pronounce Windows as Linux. :/

[Equilibr1st]

Youtube subtitles were bound to get something right eventually

[l4mp13]

@Equilibr1st uh they said "I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite (it's favourite you lazy Americans!!) store on the CITIADEL

[mikemart21]

@l4mp13

what was the point of calling out Americans, i mean seriously

[l4mp13]

@mikemart21 lol it's just a little joke because Americans take out random letters for no apparent reason at all

everybody makes fun of people from other countries, don't take it to seriously

[mikemart21]

@l4mp13

sorry, its more or less the result of seeing it so often and sometimes more harsh that i kinda take it bit more seriously, just a little irritating really

fucking internet

[guyfromdubai]

Im Commander Shepard, and this is my new favourite ringtone.

[ragnorokh]

the background makes me laugh

[XanaduUchiha]

I'm Commander Shepard, and you are reading this in my voice.

[HEADSHOTDEALER]

@afisher77 Totally agreed

[adamphoenix93]

@afisher77 LOL so flippin true!!

[oyeboy94]

Beautiful

[Elfuser24]

So uhh whats his favourite store on the Citadel out of all his favourite stores on the Citadel!

[anamoebacorn]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite video on the extranet!

[spartan773]

@anamoebacorn win.

[themarcus7775]

Oh hai Commander shepherd your my favorite customer

[Nuh1Uh1No1Way]

@themarcus7775 YOU ARE TEARIN ME APART, ILLUSIVE MAN!!!

[jhmvr]

I am commander Shepard and this is- Assuming Direct Control!

[lern2surture]

>citiadel

>EXTREME RAGE at typo