Eagle Man Commercial Sequel Eagle Woman

[kingarty0]

MANCOW MULLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MANCOW IN THE MORNINGS ROCK103.5!!!!

[baconenjoyer]

you cant bit this!

[sandinyourhair]

That's totally Mancow, from the Mancow in the morning show.

[supermantahoo]

@iboggodfather you spelled stupid wrong :\ just sayin'

[iBoggodfather]

Hahah this is so stuwpiwd

[BeeKilligan]

Oh my god. I think I actually remember watching this!

[Maruigio]

So, it turns out Eagleman and Eaglewoman are one and the same...

[Plozie24]

I can't believe I lived in a time where these commercials actually existed, ha!

[Thathoboman]

0:06 takes off glasses 0:10 Puts on glasses when he crashes...?

[AbortFlight]

LOOK AT THOSE LOW RATES

[TheThundahCat]

Um...wha?

[darkmaster24i1]

i thought this video was a joke intill i watched it

[monicarwells2]

Man this brings back soooo many childhood /teenhood memories back up north .. THE REGION is the place to be lolz <3

[theshadowkid15]

at 0:23 the guy has a retarded spasm

[boricua6483]

Mancow is the shit.

[NickieBradley]

Does nobody realize that the guy in this video is Mancow???

[NickieBradley]

@NickieBradley nevermind... the answer is yes.

[hobbitninja]

That dude is 90's as fuck

[theleetworldfan]

I Love you Kpopp!!!!!

[MerkDahNoob]

Kpopp ordered me here

[TeamRocketReviews]

Oh my god, it's a drunk Commander Riker.

[maxman334]

kpopp



[GDHGDYFJH]

Kpopp

[xXxEmbersOfHatredxXx]

Holy fucking nostalgia!

[JustChrisLTD]

I was at a department store holding two pillows in front of me and saying "You can't beat this!" lol I bet only my friend knew what I was doing at the time.

[cmnrsn]

Oh, that silly mancow!! loL!! Makes me miss Chicagoland!

[stivaro]

I think I saw this video once on skinemax.

[TheSexyWaiter]

I love how she doesn't even ask if he is all right. She's more worried about his insurance than his physical safety.

[Colddirector]

ORIGIONAL ENDING

"Do you have insurance on this car?"

"No, but you can suck my dick"

"Okay!"

It was origionally going to be a porno, but at the last minute, Eagleman insurance bought the video before production was over and extended the ending for their own batshit crazy purposes.

[quixoto]

Is that Mancow and his hot groupie?

[deadRoden7]

EES EGOWOOMON!

[Pooky1991]

This one is making me laugh harder than the first one! OMG Im in tears;D

[ITCJon]

Actually, she's dropping her RATES!

[yomama2135]

LOOK SHES DROPPING HER AIDS!

[Langston900]

I guess they figured out eagleman souldnt lay eggs

[doug905]

I couldn't stop laughing when she was holding up the eggs.

[Mentillstate]

mancow

[wayne388]

Sounded like: "Look, she's dropping her AIDS!"

[DelMarrrrr]

The sequel is always worse than the original....

[ChrisK529]

Oh my goodness - I was visiting Chicago around the 4th of July 2000 and actually saw this commercial, not once but several times....and it still makes me laugh!

[Spellcaster94]

This one is WORSE than the other one!

[practicalwhacktical]

Mancow's overacting just makes this perfect....lol.

[Trogdoorknob]

I love chicago, but holy Christ this is bad!

[999manman]

So he was driving without insurance? In Virginia that is illegal!

[RedSpike100]

oh yeah, because the first thing u going to say to a person who just crashed is, do u have insurence???...that makes tottal sense 

[mario64guy]

0:31

Umm . . . why is she holding the eggs there?

[999manman]

@mario64guy It represents the young woman's fertility.

[BlasianQT101]

She turned b4 he even crashed?? lol where the fudge balls do they get these ppl. Chicago has no talent... *tisk tisk*

[ccricers]

You don't take off the sunglasses to look at the boobs, you leave them on! That's the point of the sunglasses, so no one can tell where your eyes went.

[mattmckenzie92]

That crash had the cheesiest sound effects ever. And did anyone notice how she held those eggs at the end?

[ketchupdespot]

The CGI in this commercial is epic

[Eggys0]

oh man my stomach hurts from laughing

[CommunityGamingSpot]

Lol her rates dropped

[SomeWityPun]

WHOA WHAT"S THAT?!? One of the best commercials of all time.

[tobi3098]

lmao 0:11

[wacko12133]

why when eagle woman flys does she make the sound of a jet fighter plane? hahah

I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Littlegirllilac]

What's the point of Eagle woman if eagle man's a herm/asexual? She seems rather pointless especially since her eggs don't instantly hatch into eagle babies with low low rates.

[MatawanBullShark]

Ive seen Family Guy Commercials that make more sense that this!

Hell, Ive seen M. Night Shamylan Movies that make more sense; and you know thats saying something!!!

[HackX9]

OMG when the woman sats EAGLEWOMAN, she sounds ike she having an orgasm.

[branman127]

The woman wuzent even hot and hardly spoke English the guy looked like a bum

[RyanK76]

@branman127 The guy is Mancow Muller... who later went on to be a Radio Personality based in Chicago. I'd love to ask him how he feels about these!

[godzilla1077]

@RyanK76 Mancow was already an established radio personality with Q101 at this time period.

[RyanK76]

@godzilla1077 from what I can tell on Wikipedia... he started at Q101 in 1998.. and started in 1994 at 103.5 (the blaze). That all seems about right from my memory. Im not sure when his show got syndicated nationally and all I can find out is that the first eagleman was in 1994. Not sure how soon after eagleman came. He had to still be a minor radio personality at the time. Thanks though!

[godzilla1077]

@RyanK76 Mancow did talk about the Eagleman commercial on the news and how it was being made. He was working at q101 at this point.

[kbg187]

no nobody would call the ambulance and ask him if hes al right the irst thing you do is ask if he has insurance

[stealthbeast]

We've got a car crash and a man with an altered mental status.

BUT NEVERMIND THAT! DO YOU HAVE INSURANCE?!

[cjk98]

I love how a man gets in a terrible car accident and this woman is concerned with his car insurance.

Women, always thinking about money. Am I right fellas?

[killuminatiplz]

classic at the end, the eggs makes reference 2 her tits

[sydtheninja]

Since when did eagleman get married?

[Felldohfansquirrel]

I've gort shumthing for yoooh!

[thetwistofcain]

Mancow at the height of his career.

[DiamondDaleMcPherson]

boioioioioing

[ManfredW]

this commercial gives kids nightmares

[DougHetfield]

JE-SUS-CHRIST

o_O

Best worts commercial ever created sequel ever!!

[Ittan11]

I love how much Mancow hates himself for doing this commercial.  Every single line he delivers is so sarcastic.

[gritpipe]

@Ittan11 Are you kidding? I was listening the day Mancow WROTE this! :-D

[HotGayBoi85]

MANCOW

[TheShadowgaiden]

anyone else notice the giant gap at the left of eagle woman's body?

[grindmaggots666]

even worse than the first one............

[zpsycho]

*reassembles head after seeing Eagle Man* Okay, I think I'm goo-WHAT THE FU*HEAD EXPLODES!*

[TrollSturm]

I lol'd at the 2 eggs in front of her tits.

[freakingce]

u cant beet deez

[BuddySweyzer]

I wouldn't buy insurrance from a company that can't affort better actors than these!

[cuddi]

Is that Mancow?!

[LegocatMaster]

This shit just keeps geting better and better.

I want them to make more.

[Vdawg1337]

Man the guy was about to get pity pussy and then Eaglewoman came and put a stop to that. Fuck you eaglewoman and your cockblocking ways.

[franciscojavierm]

WTF!? He had it coming for considering women attractive.... filthy, filthy cowman

[JoseVargas666123]

Oh mancow, and that goate

[TripleExPresident]

I think the chick was Erma Blanco who was on Maco's show about that time. I'd do her on the hood of a car.

[TripleExPresident]

Irma Blano.

[PrettyIrishGirl74]

I can't believe Mancow did this.

[medic50646]

Just when I thought the commercials could get worse, they did. I hope this place is no longer in business because the original one with eagleman left me with nightmares !

[Streetweightloss]

That woman was hot.

[BrownChocolat]

LOLWUT?

[IsItOnTab]

deport the spic!!

[Iori400]

lol dude should give the lady a dick in the box

[killbillie17]

that man was madcow muller i love this commericail

[gp40mc]

And I thought the eagleman ad was bad.

[DarkBallYE]

0:24 Eaglewoman's got more crack in her than Eagleman! O_O

[DarkBallYE]

Sorry to double post, but look to the left of Eaglewoman's torso at 0:18.

[InfinitiveForm]

She didn't even ask if he was OK?

[Jumanza]

Do jo hav insurance?!

[Nint3ndork]

I got sumthing for you???

[Moviewhiz1]

0:05. Did anyone else get reminded of Leon the Professional

[GuitarHero1222222222]

That man will crash whenever he sees a lady near by lol

[AICJDR]

CLASSIC!! MANCOW!

[KuroKitty05]

Thats my aunt! No joke. She lives in ny right now and is expecting at the end of september

[teenagezombie101]

nice tits !

[deuce1231]

Mancow!

[jroc8732]

lol classic

[sertha]

What.  The. Hell.

[FlamingSackOfPizza]

Do joo have inchurance on dees car?

[alliekat28]

LMAO!

[roadblock8]

@FlamingSackOfPizza Iss igoo-wuminnn

[SoupIsMoney]

Cant beat the way she's holding those eggs.

[ItsThatOneKid]

wat

[SonicBlast190]

LOOK AT THOSE LOW RATES!

[poopskinTheLiar]

Secret: the eagle is just his dieing hallucination. he actually died from his injuries moments later.

[poopskinTheLiar]

The eggs actually hit the girl on her head. she died from blunt force trauma.

[RedflameBlazze9]

girl was fine. this commercial is trippy. wouldve been better to show it in philly lol

[H4x0rc1ty]

What le shit?

[fernandogeorge]

Eagle woman?! WTF?! Is she a shemale??? That sounds more like a man doing a woman voice!

[Cazz814]

D' you have eensurance on dees car?

...Uh no.

[whereiswaldo2006]

Mancow needs to be waterboarded again...and fast.

What a douchbag!

[Ringthane]

Frickin' Mancow... just as bad a pitchman as a radio guy!

[ZeSpekov]

lol its not eaglewoman - its eagleman who is now a transvestite lool and he still shits eggs

[amicrazi]

Best. Commercial. Ever.

[SuperHaloStarwarsFan]

I love how both the guy and woman eagles can lay eggs.

[layarteBdnAevoL]

Them's some big "eggs" you got there lady.

[iamthejess]

I like that both eagleman and eaglewoman can lay eggs.

[alexf5]

Mancow = cocklover.

[2TonTongue]

I prefer the original, but you gotta love this one. I mean, it had a budget. See how they actually busted up the car this time? Nice!

[lifewithoutcash]

wow, one has to think that their money would have been better spent on a newspaper ad or a radio ad...ANYTHING other than this. lol but it is pretty hilarious (intentionally or not :P)

[joeisnesqiuk101]

lol. at 0:30, look at the guy in his car!

[Meliciousme]

HAHAHAHA!!!! i miss seeing this commercial too

[ccricers]

Mancow likes cholas lol

[Jellybeaner1991]

I remember this commercial when I was 6

but I don't remember it ever being this stupid and corny lol but I guess when you're a kid you don't notice it, it makes me laugh though xD

[shravanbhat]

I like how the woman holds the eggs.

[fartonme7]

and the phrase that follows along with it haha

[elgavilan2000]

stupid

would be gay if not for the woman

[jimmyboy99]

who the heck is mancow?

[WeJustGotColorTV]

He was a Chicago Shock Jock on the Q101 radio station. He did Mancow Mornings which were funny, but I wasn't a huge fan.

[jimmyboy99]

the woman was hot.

[planetinfinite]

mancow = greatest actor ever.

[mlchris]

I love Eagle Man and Woman!!!!! these commercials made me laugh as a kid and still do. I didn't realize that was Mancow in the commercials.

[SEXYgayIOWAboy]

i remeber this from when i was a kid in il. dont remeber it being so corny though lol

[ctcentralinfo]

Wouldn't the eagle have just taken a dump on them?

[KuroKitty05]

lol. i remember that commercial. that's my aunt. let me tell u, she looks a LOT better now. this is so old.

[biblicone]

Good acting ManCow.

[DDRpwnerer]

Look at those illegal immigrants!

[spamzilla08]

did u notice were she was holding the eggs 0:32 lol

[scandalouzmegz]

Ahhh, Chicago. Best damn city in the world.

[Jellybeaner1991]

hell yeah xD

[theFFVIguy]

These commercials are so stupid.

[cindermaker]

You can't be this.

[roachcoachman]

just awful

[1974rail]

is that mancow?

[hordeofdemons]

Everyone who lived in Chicagoland at that time remembers these Eagleman Insurance commercial. Yea, they were definitely meant to be dumb as hell. The chicks looked like low grade porn actresses. Snatch-face Mancow brought and extra helping of pervy-ness to them. At the end he says "Look at those low, low rates!" as if to say "Look at those big, big tits!" since she was holding the eggs in front of her breasts. Classic.

[froccoli14]

lol

[dbrooks319]

wtf

[zechtech554]

Look at those huge Mexican breasts!!!

[evand777]

lol at 0:36, it looks like shes got giant boobs!

[DarkMario2]

Mancow, Mancow, Mancow, Mancow, Mancow... When will he ever learn? xD

[abortionbill]

what was mancow thinking

[llAdlerll]

Omfg is this funny^^

Its just too stupid XD

[jayduhx3]

LMFAO

[Lee3nfi3ld]

dint he take his glasses off befor he crashed...y r they on his face again did they bounh up and land in the most retarded position ever fuck i hate this commercial