Vampires Suck - Review

[lilkornman1]

there making fun of twighlight sinple as that the story is not supposed to make sence

[tp986902]

I heard they are making another film called: Biggest Movie Of All Time 3D no joke!

[ThinkTink606432]

Hey a fellow fan of spill. Nice review by the way!!! I totally agree and it's kind of sad that my peers enjoy their freaking films but won't watch a film because it is in black and white.

[GorTheMovieGod]

@ThinkTink606432 Yeah i love Spill and thanks

[PuckettJp2]

did not go and see this movie, because Disaster Movie was the last straw for me. i didnt laugh at all

Friedburg & Seltzer are soo horrible at making parodies

[MrShinigami1]

I have to agree with you on this I only laughed at a few jokes I think they are stopping at scary movie 5

[lopli321]

what makes all of their movies suck is that there so random. and not in a good way. all they do is throw in random characters and have them act opposite of what there supposed to be. how is that funny?

[MrRickt90]

i enjoy it.

[theaweshnap]

@MrRickt90 then you apparently have not thought once in your life.

[Knightimex]

This movie sucks so fucking much that is sucking fucks!!!!!!

If you took a shit and then that piece of shit took a shit it would still be less shitty than THIS piece of shit!!!

If they made a movie called "OMFG this movie is fucking gay as fuck don't watch it! ROTFlolz!" it would most likely be superior to this movie.

0 out of 4?

More like - 0 infinite.

Worst move EVAR!!!!!!!!

[Thecuregalore94]

I really liked the film.

[left4deadpwnage]

My gf made me see this...... And ALL of those damn twilight movies they all "sucked"

[WumWip]

07:35

LOL

[JellyBeansHop]

Ngburrito15 haha SAME!

[JellyBeansHop]

I fell asleep during this movie because I got so bored!!!

[JellyBeansHop]

@emkam

[emkamg99]

Whoever rated this 10 out of 10 and said '' the funniest movie of the year'' was THE most retarted person and whoever sais otherwise should subscibe to the movie god!

[ChannelBlackOps]

Lol I thought you were serious lol... I would honestly rather watch the actual twilight then this again.. the movie review 0/5

[JellyBeansHop]

Finally someone who understands the pain I went through when I was forced to see this movie! Thank you movie god!

[GorTheMovieGod]

@JellyBeansHop Yeah i feel your pain, sadly this film is actually doing decent money wise.

[Rawk4Life]

You're kidding right? I thought after Disaster Movie tanked, any other movies that Seltzer/Friedburg did after would continue to make less and less money.

[IconMatthew1]

lol this movie looks awful based on trailer

[MovieReviewDude]

was this acting worse than the final destination

[Rawk4Life]

If I had to choose between Vampires Suck and The Final Destination, I would make someone pay me $100 to see The Final Destination a second time before I even considered seeing another Seltzer/Friedburg movie.

[lilmetal]

Should have expected as much from a movie that had to make up it's own reviews in the television advertisements...

[NGburrito15]

Is this a movie review or just a complaint? I respect your opinion, but I watched this to hear a review not an opinion, reviews normally don't state opinions. This is my first time watching your videos and I see you review a lot of movies, but I guess it was unfortunate that I had to hear this review, you really go off-topic, especially with your scoring, I hope your other opinions aren't like this.

[GorTheMovieGod]

@NGburrito15 How the hell do i do a review without giving my opinion?

[NGburrito15]

@GorTheMovieGod Yeah, your right. That was a bad call on me. You do still go off-topic though, with the your scoring, the review is too long, especially with a movie that doesn't need 10 minutes of review, just keep it short and sweet.

[GorTheMovieGod]

@NGburrito15 Yeah i do go off topic but i do this at the top of my head also.

[Rawk4Life]

Reviews don't state opinions? Explain why there are movies which suck balls that get rave reviews (Rambo [2008 version], Batman and Robin, 2Fast 2Furious, etc.).

[topdoginthepin]

@NGburrito15 you're a dumbass bro lol, go somewhere

[NGburrito15]

@topdoginthepin Hey! I least I admitted I was wrong, we all make mistakes! <('.'<)

[theoldgamer]

this shitty movie is so bad that i saw it high and i still didnt laugh once

[xboomxheadxshotx777]

hey u shud watch a movie called extreme movie surprisingly it was kind of funny

[SuperUsTube]

sorry everyone has their own opinions i tought the movie was fine in that type of genre. but you know what? movies are made to escape the normal lives and to be entertained. somehow you will always like the movie in some way. some movies are so bad theyre good like troll 2. but movies arent meant to be serious they dont need big storylines or whatever. but you need to know that somepeople like this movie in fact many do. so dont say you can fuck yourself people have opinions. just telling you

[GorTheMovieGod]

@SuperUsTube It wasn't meant to be serious. If you like the film then thats fine more power to you but i really really REALLY hated it. Didn't mean anything by the whole go fuck yourself comment...it was only a joke and not serious at all.

[rrrevan]

@GorTheMovieGod

We both know you were serious...and he deserved it

[GorTheMovieGod]

@SuperUsTube Also damn did you give me all those dislikes or do people really not like my opinion of the film.

[SuperUsTube]

@GorTheMovieGod no you could only give dislikes once. i then came to my senses and liked

[GorTheMovieGod]

@SuperUsTube No its fine i dont care about dislikes all that much really.

[rrrevan]

@SuperUsTube

Are you out of your fucking mind....? This "genre" shouldnt exist and neither should you if you enjoyed this...

[CrymeTime362]

its not even out till friday where im at. and ya why did you think it should be good? Unless you are being sarcastic. I love these shitty movies, i grew up with them scary movie 1,2,3,4 all those

[GorTheMovieGod]

@CrymeTime362 Oh no i was being sarcastic but still its horrible.

[CrymeTime362]

@GorTheMovieGod alright i can see that and btw did you ever review karate kid or grown ups?

[ChillPilgrim1138]

You expected it to be good???

[GorTheMovieGod]

@ChillPilgrim1138 No but i did expect it to be at least watchable.

[ChillPilgrim1138]

@GorTheMovieGod A word of advice - When a movie has the word "Suck" in it's title, it generally means it SUCKS!!!

[Zepthire]

Jason Dickface and Aaron Fuckface-Balls-Bitch should die

[CoLToNdh]

Scott Pilgrim was the best movie this summer !!!

[sinistermoon]

I expected this movie to be stupid. That's the point of movies like this. I think the problem is you didn't get high enough before seeing it lol.

[winnelow]

Disaster Movie is the worst movie of all fucking time. Hail to you Gor.

[chadster37]

I saw this two days ago online. It was crap but then again the Twilight moves suck ass too.

[boverhof3]

GOR IS GOD!

[SergentSamson]

Was the movie that bad?

[SergentSamson]

@SergentSamson Um....I think I've answered my own question because I already knew that this movie would suck even more worse.

[philly442]

Yup not a surprise, this all started when the scary movie trivia appeared then after that even more dumb ass movies came like epic movie, superhero movie and the rest of the shitty movies