I agree with how Bernie yelled at that lady in the checkout line. It was none of her business and she had no right to judge. Hell, white kids be just as bad as black kids if not worse.
Bernie: See The Beauty Of It Yall Havent Really Had The Bernie Mac Two-Piece POP-POW! See You Aint Gone See Da Second One Cuz Da First Be Done Knocked You Out
"See the beauty of it you all aint had the real bernie mac two piece pow pow!!, so you aint gon see the second one cause the first one i bet i knocked you out"
Jordan you got one mo' time to sit at that breakfast table and chew your food with your mouth open and breathe through your nose. Imma give you a jab in the bread basket, I clare that'll clear up yo sinuses. Lol Best Part
" Jordan, you got one mo' time to sit at the breakfast table and chew your food with yo' mouth open. Imma give you a jab in the breadbasket, I clare that'll clear up your sinuses! Lol Best Part
"And you baby girl, yeah you just too cute. That's the only way you get away wit it. But that's not gonna last. It'll last till you about 6. What are you now 5 3/4? Yeah, then you'll be right along wit them. Then y'know what, when you get with them.....Stahhh!!!!"
"Jordan you got one more time to set at the breakfast table and chew with your mouth wide open breathing through your nose. I'ma give you a jab in the bread basket and I clare that will clear up your sinuses."
We've all done it fellow youtubers we've all come this close (meaning an inch) to slapping the fuck out a child and damn near restrained outselves from sending them to heaven/hell before thier time. Now let us pray we dont get mad or violent and as bernie would say ''bus' they're head til the white meat..'' haha
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins
"So I can talk about grabbing somebody by the pony-tail, shaking their head till' they're damn-near dizzy, till' water starts pouring out their eyes... Know what I mean, Nessa?"
"Damn near dizzy....." LMAO!!!! :D And 5:57: "Please, Mr. Coolie, make him stop!" Jordan is really funny!!! :D I love Bernie's threats.
Bloombaby99 1 month ago
I agree with how Bernie yelled at that lady in the checkout line. It was none of her business and she had no right to judge. Hell, white kids be just as bad as black kids if not worse.
Bloombaby99 1 month ago
Jordans face @ 5:15 = PRICELESS! Baby girl cool, calm and collected!
MsLadyKay79 6 months ago
36sec-its bru man from da fif flo
LilSin103 6 months ago
Bernie: See The Beauty Of It Yall Havent Really Had The Bernie Mac Two-Piece POP-POW! See You Aint Gone See Da Second One Cuz Da First Be Done Knocked You Out
LMAO !!!!
MAYWEATHER90210 7 months ago 4
lmfao at 3:47 god damn
deshawn1981 7 months ago
@deshawn1981 those little things that mean so much LOOOOOOOOL
1GeneralDan 3 months ago
"See the beauty of it you all aint had the real bernie mac two piece pow pow!!, so you aint gon see the second one cause the first one i bet i knocked you out"
LMFAO
TheKeem22 9 months ago
2:14 :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Haltsha 10 months ago
when ya get with them STOWWWWW!! haha
Dedokai32 11 months ago 3
"..and when ya get with them POWWWWWW! Slap all three of yall!"
DatBoyClyde 1 year ago 2
jordan needs to get a ass whopen
bjpter123 1 year ago
Jordan you got one mo' time to sit at that breakfast table and chew your food with your mouth open and breathe through your nose. Imma give you a jab in the bread basket, I clare that'll clear up yo sinuses. Lol Best Part
126Pittsburgh 1 year ago
" Jordan, you got one mo' time to sit at the breakfast table and chew your food with yo' mouth open. Imma give you a jab in the breadbasket, I clare that'll clear up your sinuses! Lol Best Part
126Pittsburgh 1 year ago
this the best funniest esp ever first time laughing hard
kidmike9 1 year ago
LOL @ The girl in the checkout line that was judging him. Hilarious!
trippyboi91 1 year ago
That toilet paper is made by the same people that made that telescope that jordan snuck and bought.
dmoney426 1 year ago
Dang Bernie Mac fired them kids up lol
Edale214 1 year ago
why do you have so many shoes? you only got 2 feet haha #classic
0jacksp0 1 year ago
hit u wit dat mac 2 piece u aint gone see da 2nd 1 cuz da first 1 done ben knocked u out
togangstaent 1 year ago
lmfao too funny
yomoms18 1 year ago
6:37
TEACHER- Bryana, what did you just say "Billy was..."?
BRYANA- I said "Billy was a pain in the..."
*at school*
BERNIE- "...ass"?
FlukeDogg08 1 year ago
stoooww! slap all 3 of yall
316TYJ 1 year ago 4
5:15 look at Jordan's face priceless
lukesta12 1 year ago
the bernie mac two-piece lmao
schears 2 years ago 8
fom 4 min LMAO beautiful
mrvalino 2 years ago
"And you baby girl, yeah you just too cute. That's the only way you get away wit it. But that's not gonna last. It'll last till you about 6. What are you now 5 3/4? Yeah, then you'll be right along wit them. Then y'know what, when you get with them.....Stahhh!!!!"
LMAO Too funny!!
ArtofDestiny 2 years ago 48
@ArtofDestiny classic
ginasmiles2 1 year ago
"Jordan you got one more time to set at the breakfast table and chew with your mouth wide open breathing through your nose. I'ma give you a jab in the bread basket and I clare that will clear up your sinuses."
TBreezeMusic 2 years ago 36
5:34 LMAO ROTFL!
hannahbobanna24 2 years ago
"I'll give you a jab in the bread basket!"
LOL!!!
neyoswifey42 2 years ago 2
LMAO! @ 0:43 When Bernie said: Yes, Sir.
aYTcritic 2 years ago
We've all done it fellow youtubers we've all come this close (meaning an inch) to slapping the fuck out a child and damn near restrained outselves from sending them to heaven/hell before thier time. Now let us pray we dont get mad or violent and as bernie would say ''bus' they're head til the white meat..'' haha
faithfulmonkey 2 years ago 5
4:08 Cracks me Up!LOL
bhunt91 2 years ago
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palestine4life14 2 years ago
1:50- Hereeeee comes Bernie
GSEagle85 2 years ago
Bernie Mac is a Legend! forever loving Bernie!
keithtee08 2 years ago 6
" You little ugly baby!!!!!!" LMAO
dalonashley 3 years ago 3
i love how jordan laughs its so evil lol
this show is to funny
lilbusrider 3 years ago
LOL @ 6:40; we're right back where we started from.
VanillaLimeCoke 3 years ago 5
no belt
mrpopos 3 years ago
"you know what when you get with them DOW!!" LMAO!!
Grits77 3 years ago 2
king of comedy...yes sir!!!
ballroomwrecker 3 years ago 3
"So I can talk about grabbing somebody by the pony-tail, shaking their head till' they're damn-near dizzy, till' water starts pouring out their eyes... Know what I mean, Nessa?"
LMAO!!!
I love that part!
hoodfan89 3 years ago 7
Bruh man!
=o
thewarrior195 3 years ago 4
5TH FLOOR
VictoryIsMine08 3 years ago 2
*Put's up four fingers*
5TH FLOOOO!
*Head nod*
thewarrior195 3 years ago 2