Severance Snackage - RT Shorts

[sasorisasori11]

Burnie probably hates it when Michael leaves food around the place

[WiredFLIPxNASTY]

The horror in Bernie's voice when he see brandon take a bite is hilarious XD

[maV4a1]

every time i hear that music in the end...i have to watch a RvB episode

[coyotesttark]

chris uses autodesk Maya

[korbinhall]

Who is the guy burnie was talking to? Ive seen him in other old shorts, but not in anything new and I thought geoff and jack were like the 2 founders of rooster teeth

[chowellith]

@korbinhall and matt hollum is the guy burnie is talking to, he is sarge and doc on red vs blue, he is also a founder

[korbinhall]

@chowellith I dont like him

[TheNameisSpeed]

@korbinhall PLease do some research before making stupid comments

[korbinhall]

@TheNameisSpeed why waste time researching something that i can just ask and someone will tell me the answer to?

[TheNameisSpeed]

@korbinhall good point :)

[Pikefish11]

Burnie reminded me of the heavy off of tf2 SANDVICH!!!! Nom nom nom

[macaconinja125]

looks on the small window

sees brandon grabing the sandwich

"NOOOOOOO!!!" in a high voice level XD

[VariablePenguin]

You don't need a reason to fire him. Texas is a work at will state.

[ClackamasLacrosse43]

"You can't fire someone because there a minority thats illegal"

"That's Gay"

[silvericeman92]

awesome

[Sc0f1N]

thumbs up for sandwich!

[MrKyzer15]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Azkiar1]

u guys have way to much time on your hands

[09erre]

@Azkiar1 Actually, I think this is a part of their job :P

[mDOTrozy]

"No we don't, that's illegal". "That's gay."

[ThePinoy660]

wait what happened to the tooth pick?

[Ranemaka]

@ThePinoy660 if you look closely you can see that its still on the plate

[Sylisthedemon]

what is the name of the song at the end of the video?

[DarknessLPs]

@Sylisthedemon tex's theme from red vs. blue I think

[MrMagicalToast]

i'm sure they could think of a reason to fire Brandon xD

[CrazzyMike16]

I want him out of here in the next couple of bites xD

[Mchief560]

well......i am eating the SAME sandwich i have 2 though and im full....HEY BURNIE I GOT A SANDWICH FOR YOU!

[Haven50]

so burnie has a sandwich fetish, gus is a serial killer, geoff is an alcoholic, and joel is stupid.

[HARDCORExxGECKO]

STFU !

[DukeNukemFl]

that sandwich looks amazing

[OGLoneWolf1882]

play on mute with watch?v=imamcajBEJs XD

[razor2657]

That sandwich looked REALLY good.

[JakeAndrewJackson]

2:35 lol

[XxJimmyHeartbreakxX]

Da fuck did i just watch?

[Cav723]

Why is Matt talking to his dad? Didn't he run him over with his truck?

[OGLoneWolf1882]

@Cav723 thats why he was having surgery lol

[Cav723]

@OGLoneWolf1882 I meant to say that Matt's father ran over Matt.

[rawrtedy]

this video was on my b-day <333

[max0678]

@rawrtedy happy birthday for 5 days time.

[XboxAnnihilator]

@stidukka Ya I know. I was contributing to the joke by actin like Burnie and doubting that he's a robot

[Emaology]

1 minute? He took a WHOLE MINUTE to eat that sandwich. damnit he's slow. i could have finished it in half a minute. reason? ASIAN.

[EzioAuditore1492]

@Emaology I could eat a sandwich in about 22 seconds. reason? FAST EATER.

[MrTheChenkfree]

"well thx burnie tht really means alot," "Shut the f**K up!'

[XboxAnnihilator]

@ZetaSimsoy What'd you talkin about? He's not a robot.

[stidukka]

@XboxAnnihilator Watch the previous seasons and you know.

[ZetaSimsoy]

Why is Brandon eating a sammich? I though he was a robot...

[HomeOfXboxGamers]

2:35 LOL

[JoeRobot17]

aww poor Burnie lol

[WeGameAllDay]

I feel so bad for Bernie, almost every short all he wants is a sandwich :'(

[bryce123632]

2:32

[gingerofwar97]

I feel like Bernie has a sandwich fetish.

[Darkinie89]

shut the fuck up! (lmfao)

[Mayeur000Donz]

2.27

The most adorable smiley-face in the history of stuff!

[clarve88]

I think Burnie does his best acting in this short......mainly because he isn't acting.

[kidnarl]

when you see a sandwich Burnie is involved

[SamuraiPie8111]

His preformance is too DELICIOUS

[Fan0rVb84]

Burnie: Me and you, we're done professionally...because of that sandwich

[Ironbat92]

2:34

[jsbc527]

mmmmmmm....  saaaandwich....

[bloodypaladin96]

Shit, Brandon ate that whole sandwich in a minute. From 1:23 to 2:25

[Calza]

@bloodypaladin96 because eating a sandwich in a minute is difficult and all

[bloodypaladin96]

@Calza Okay, so by what you saying it seems like you can eat a sandwich within a minute, I'm not saying that's impossible or insane, but if you eat a sandwich that fast do you get to really enjoy it? All I'm saying is that he ate that sandwich within a small time frame where enjoying every bite you take passes so quickly. Don't you like to enjoy your sandwich? I know I do. Anyway, I'm trying not to provoke you in any shape or form just you seem a bit upset that I'm surprised how fast he ate.

[Dnt132]

@bloodypaladin96 you're talking about eating a sandwich................ the fuck

[anawesomefork]

@bloodypaladin96 He did say he'd eat it in a minute.

[evilbrickproduction]

@bloodypaladin96 i would have eat it in 20 seconds........ i hate it

[MajicLaMa]

@bloodypaladin96 so. it takes me 3-4 bites

[StargazerGaming]

Is it just me or did anyone else fancy a sandwich after watching this?

[lajc3]

FATY faty faty faty THE END!

[xXvideomasteXx]

Now I want a fucking sandwich!!!!!!!

[MikeTheCavemann]

2:35 fav part :D

[ohsosmooth01]

I love his voice wavering at the end... ahhhh so sad he didn't get that sandwich lol

[JaysonPrime]

Hahaha it's funny because everyone hates brandon :p

[thatguy5229]

Who Kevin?

[superbe4tt]

Hahaha this is the funniest one yet!

[Gisone7]

No I don't want him out of hear in the 3 weeks I want him out in the next two bites

[jo64on]

i would've just taken it and eaten it, end of story.

[JohnnySeyfang]

Thanks Burnie that really means alo-

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[shawsome19]

Kevin probably wants a sandwich.

[Hamer4114]

Kevin sent me

[reeio1990]

Poor Burnie

[watcherofzideozeszz]

OMFG I NEED A F***ING SANDWITCH!!!

[ratchet755]

2:33

[budcly]

hes a minority lols

[BatCountry015]

great...now I want a sandwitch=/

[blueeyesaf]

I have a friend that looks alot like Brandon. Like thye could honestly be brothers.

[CourtJoker21]

Brandon: Thanks Burnie. That means a-

Burnie: Shut the fuck up! *Storms off*

AHAHAHA!!!

[TheReachmonkey]

@CourtJoker21 -.- dude just replay the video its "Thanks burnie, that really means alo-"

[CourtJoker21]

@TheReachmonkey So I forgot the word 'really' and the beginning letters of 'lot' in the word 'a lot', my bad.

Excuse my partial deaf hearing. -.-

[TheReachmonkey]

@CourtJoker21 dont care if your going to quote something then QUOTE IT not paraphrase

[gatsanchez1]

i got so hungry Burnie is like me i love sandwichs

[MrHaloGuy1000]

I think Matt should be the boss...

[kamberlin22]

@MrHaloGuy1000 I thought he was co-boss (if that is even a word) with burnie

[chologatooo]

Burnie lost alot of weight:)

[iJakexD123]

@chologatooo You should look at him now :P

[sasaki999pro]

surprising thing about this is in the latest short you see burnie has lost alot of weight, good for him :)

[SilentEmmet]

Damn! He really want's that Sandvich!

[gradybaker1289]

HAHA fatty doesn't get his sandwich.

[DaffyDaeffler]

black list....get it?

[50calSal]

3:35 SHUT THE FUCK UP! LOL

[solidsnakevideoz]

@50calSal u mean 2:35??

[XxGavinRMxX]

2:35

[Musicmaster182]

They using Unity?

[mark2gui77]

"but we have to!" is my favorite part

[regittark]

aaand... im super glad you work at this company right now.

thangs burnie... thag reagy means a loh... SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[SebVanW]

im so hungry now

[stevenwatton]

whats the name of the song at the end? and is it available on i tunes?

[kamberlin22]

@stevenwatton It's called "Agent Tex" and I it is on iTunes

[TheSSJ9001]

SANDVICH!!!!

[TheDarkassassin667]

now i want a sandwich



[TrisketsCheese]

1:23 

[UdontKnowMr]

@TrisketsCheese 2:34

[KSMCommander02]

hey burnie i'll make you a sandwich if you hire me

[mrmcfatfatfatty]

Why us burnie always eating a sandwich

[jordangordon2350]

Fish wish then this now I'm hungry

[SuperJoey117]

imagine a job where your boss comes looking for advise from you

[Comangeit]

Burnie sure loves his sandwich's.

[chainsawmonk]

Burnie is heavy!

SANDVICH!

[TheGlitcharoo]

Okay guys, this is a new hilarious way to watch youtube videos.

Hold your mouse over the captions button (CC), and in the list that pops up it should say "transcribe audio." Click that button, (transcribe audio,) and click "ok." Look at the captions, and compare them to what is actually being said. It's really, really funny!

[ProInSnow]

Burnie:Why not, we refuse to hire people because they are minorities, it like the same thing but in reverse.

Matt:No we don't, that's illegal

Burnie:That's gay

Fucking hilarious

[Drauvix]

did any one else notice he had c4d open in the background

[9ers1fan]

The part when Branden takes the last bite and burnie starts talking to him and he smiles made me sad when I first watched this because I thought he was gonna fire him.

[TheUltimate182]

did anyone else notice the EVA spartan sitting on their 360?

[crater7]

"sht th FCK up!"

[Jordan3985]

1:23 best part XD

[wize45guy63]

Bernie is beast.

[MrDavinsion]

@wize45guy63 Burnie is a secksy beast

[thatoneguy5525]

i wonder what the deal is with cyber cube on matt's computer

[frightnite20]

he is such a good boss

[SNIPERmicSNIPER]

I want him out of here in the next few bites! lol

[dontcare700]

Its nice to know matt made up with his dad after being ran over

[man0204]

@dontcare700 nice catch

[MrGhost4077]

Bernie loves his sanwiches

[marsunderscorefenix]

2:34 'nuff said

[Venaloid]

Fucking genius.... ahahaha!

[MrJunBunn]

If I get 9 thumbs up I might make a sandwich..I can't make any promises though..I'm kinda lazy

[dude93891]

First RT Short I ever watched

[AMGwtfBBQsauce]

I love how Burnie is always completely obsessed with sandwiches lol.

[thesamehighway]

SANDWICH!! now im hungry

[judjub100]

IM EATING A SANDWICH WHILE WATCHING THIS LOL

[brianthao102]

what would you do for a sandwitch?

[noname12327]

@brianthao102 I would kill an entire horde of zombies by myself with only a butter knife. thats what I would do

[torchfire1]

lol shut the fuck up



[7TRISTON7]

Shadowdooom he wasn't acting......lol that's a joke and chocolate guy I did read that wrong and yaaaaaay I don't have to watch ads cuz I'm on an iPod yaaaaay me

[GaryDaShisno]

I always go to this short.

it ALWAYS makes me laugh.

[Schnitzel8000]

All of this videos deserve more views!!

[Darkglurak1997]

with a vibrator right away :D

[MassBookie724]

haha i kicked my brother out over a bag of doritos once

[EEVEEwolf1]

Now I want a sandwich

[quackinator100]

LOL



[essasin000jr]

Burnie fires Brandon cuz he wants a sandwitch? u can just ask?

[rickman1945]

Either Brandon is a woman, or he's a Sand which god!! Thing looks so fucking delicious.

[UNGTF]

1:21-1:32-1:42 SO FUNNY!

[LazyHades]

OH MY GOD THEY HAVE MAYA ON MATTS COMPUTER!!! BEST ANIMATION SOFTWARE!!!

[BurntRussian]

SO FUNNY!

[Thejin2027]

After watching the 'Food War' short, I'm scared to eat sandwiches. I'm surprised the sandwich Brandon ate didn't scream out loud..

[Chocol4teMilk17]

I watch Pom

I bet you missread that

:3

[TheWong554]

@Chocol4teMilk17 indeed i did

[Chocol4teMilk17]

@TheWong554 lol

[CakeNPeanuts]

@VentrisFallstorm One for Burnie, one for Matt, one for Brandon, and one for yo-, I mean me?

[VentrisFellstorm]

This short made me want a sandwich... so I went and made four.

-:D

[slyer234]

f-ing adds.... WTF IS BUS CONCERT?!

[WhatAmTheDaniel]

'That's illegal'

'That's gay'

LOL I laughed so hard...

[DivaSara]

1:23 NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!

[SHADOWDOOOM]

Burnie is a great actor

[tristanshepard]

sandwhich!!!!

[Dragoon1809]

1:24-NNOO!

[Caseysvids]

I did laugh through the whole thing tell Burnie said:

"Shut the fuck up!"