Chuggo

[thasociopath]

someone put the fuckin mask back on Kane

[MrPrev123]

chuggo took an arrow to the knee.

[brandon65936]

Haha this is almost as fresh as Andy Milonakis's intro.

[SebOrSam]

I ALMOST MISS REBECCA BLACK.....

[ChuggoChannel]

Chuggo Smith on facebook !

[michaelmoreno461]

i wish i could get ass like chuggo

[jimdwai]

Everyone needs to stop hating on this guy. I think its pretty good for someone whose mentally handicap.

[kilu4adollar]

this dude is fuckin genius. funniest shit ive seen in a while

[indorocker88]

I bet those girls regret being on the video now. lol

[WrathofVishnu]

Who gave Uncle Fester a record deal?

[illwillyoo]

im here cuz of the fresco battle... is this shit dead ass serious? wow

[MissAhzeen]

This is the worst fuckin "rap" ever. eat shit and die please or go buy some rope and hang your gay ass.. haha. straight up faggot.. thanks

[OakBehringer]

"These girls can't have me, come on fuck a guy"

[stiluvmoxie]

It's a shame only good rappers get capped, this guy could use a couple slugs to the fucking dome. Fuckin' garbage.

[cryhvc]

i have such a boner

[GreatGeneralUrsus]

this is pretty good...

[teenrocker3]

Goddamn this is so good

[gauchebag]

five years later, still a classic

[WarGoatForestWolf666]

this is hard as fuck, only the chorus is wack. AWWW COME ON FUCK A GUY

[SageofCancer]

I swear to fucking god I bought Chuggo's staff at the swapmeet

[FishyJuice]

Awful, awful, just so... damn bad.

[Wickedsicked8]

AHHHHHHHHHHH cmon fuck a guy

[Iwillfaptothislater]

He's definitely in Iowa's Top 20 Rappers list.

[ToXicTubeTV]

WAY BETTER THAN ICP!!!!

[MistaMead604]

Chuggo Kills the mic ob this tone

[DesuOperator]

AHHH LET US ENGAGE IN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH ANOTHER MALE

[JoXDDFive]

what the fuck is this shit....

[GreenGearMood]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ProblemOfficer3000]

0:28 he's so fucking pissed

[Hazy992]

See that man with a bible? That's called a priest! Ain't nobody identifies professions like me!

[Mrduasduzias]

i came for the chicks

[SomeDudeNamedMaRk]

First face palm was the sign "chuggo would" is that meant to be the Hollywood sign? Second face palm is his saying "come on fucking guy"

[jusslooknahman]

this rules!



[republicofsmith]

this video is great, fucking hilarious

[lavityjane]

COME ON FUCK A GUY! LMAOO

[GizmoFan1]

See that guy with the bible? HE'S A PRIEST!

[JJJaakeeEe]

@GizmoFan1 Ain't nobody identify professions like me.

[GizmoFan1]

@JJJaakeeEe I bought this staff at Party City!

[JJJaakeeEe]

@GizmoFan1 In my garage there is a green screen

[GizmoFan1]

@JJJaakeeEe Aww we ran out of Cracked references.

[JJJaakeeEe]

@GizmoFan1 Curses!

[zectofrazer]

sums this guy up very well, futurama style

/watch?v=jG2KMkQLZmI

[zectofrazer]

/watch?v=jG2KMkQLZmI

[jammasterjezz]

AHHH COME ON, FUCK A GUY

[ArtypNk]

I can swear I herd this in some movie...

[TeflonTron]

Chuggo's staff is immense. He clearly uses it to steal he souls of those that doubt him.

[Drock1022]

This is the greatest disaster I've ever seen, and I CAN"T STOP WATCHING IT!

[JackGlastra420]

Trailer park boys for real.

[AlfonsoTheGod]

ahh, comon fuck a guy!!!!

[kodokwai]

At the very beginning: "Yo fuck a guy. Cum on guy."

[eddy67]

YOU WANNA GO AGAINST CHUGGO YO FUCK DAT!

[ExpertOfSound]

"I don't trust anybody, thats why I don't blink"

HE HAS HIS EYES CLOSED FOR LIKE 10 SECONDS

[dtwplaya]

Better than ICP at least.

[heybooger]

Please tell me this is a joke

[MrIdontwannahearit]

Canada Lol

[bwiggles7]

gota love them hot asian girls

[diabeticmonkey]

This should be in saints row the third. I would crack the fuck up.

[bigsxclebo]

the chicks in this clip are hot

[skyestheword]

lol awesome 

[TheEtceteraEtcetera]

In my basement there is a green screen.

I bought this staff at bargain city.

See that guy with a bible? That's called a priest.

Ain't nobody recognise professions like me!

[BerserkerLemon]

@TheEtceteraEtcetera You saw him on cracked too?

[GizmoFan1]

@TheEtceteraEtcetera It's Party City and instead of recognize, it's identify.

[THEBODMONPULLUP]

this guy is way better then drake, hes best from toronto

[lapse83]

@THEBODMONPULLUP Aint Ian Kamau from Toronto? If so he's my fav. Drake..? pscchhh

[hotchman99]

This guy's a fucking savage!!!

[18deadmonkeys]

AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[floppycooldog]

LMAO! If I saw this guy I would be like nigga plz... Den I kick his ass.

[slimininin]

Amazing rapping

[SoshoKittycat]

Chuggo is the greatest rapper alive, boi.

[teemell19]

i love the skull staff

[Hussar0]

this shit is better then half the " rap " they play on the radio.

quite sad.

[themondoshow]

SHERDOG BROUGHT ME HERE

[rbuniao]

@themondoshow Same right here! LOL!

[k4n31985]

@themondoshow haha me too. Chuggo is fucking magic.

[DougglesMagnificent]

chuggo is still the best

[MrMachineintheghost]

It's pretty hard to be tough when you come up to my dick

[M1xBlender]

I am disappointed in all of youtube.

Rule #27: Chuggo's song wall should have nothing but:

"ARGGHHHHH COME ON FUCK A GUY"

-at all times.

[10n31]

is that a tom brady jersey?

[DemoticVEVO]

I support the mandatory sterilization of this fuckhead and all of his ilk.

[lovewithanapparition]

he's better than mac miller

[MattyB9373]

@lovewithanapparition i wouldn't say tht. But one question. Is Chuggo really being serious about this or is just joking?

[solidblood]

@lovewithanapparition srsly mac is lyrically way better then this guy

[mindsight1]

@lovewithanapparition

garbage, of course he's not. ur just hatin

[t3gh]

@lovewithanapparition why do people hate mac miller?

[IDontUsePicks]

@t3gh Because he's for the rich white high schoolers. He's product hiphop.

[BackpackSound91]

Anybody notice the invisible steering wheel lmao.

[bobobo878]

you know, I don't think I understand what Chuggo is trying to say. at 0:22 he says "these girls can't have me", but at 2:18 he says he "can't say no". Can the girls have him or not?

[TheMetalMask36]

I like how all of the videos reference in Cracked TV are recommended here, really saves me some time

[ratspaR1]

I finally get it...the staff is like a magic lamp that gives 3 wishes, but all of the wishes have an ironic pay off! Chuggo is obviously a child who wished to be a man, but now he looks like a man-child. He then wished to become the best rapper out of Lakeshore, but he realized later that nothing good has come from Lakeshore. Then, his final wish was to become an internet phenomenon. But it was for all the wrong reasons.

[k2eclipse]

lmao at the comments taking this seriously. It's a joke, people. Youtube comments make me lose faith in humanity.

[porkwilliam]

i thinks its hilarious that he thinks he is so gangsta because he's from lakeshore boulevard; if he took a walk round jane and finch he'd get the living shit beaten out of him and end up being gang-raped by african immigrants who would slit his throat

chuggo is a tool

[aceyriot]

@porkwilliam COME ON FUCKIN' GUY!!!

[banshee46]

On one hand, dude can not possibly be serious. On the other hand, he seems *so* serious. On the third hand, the video has all the hallmarks of a dude and his friends who got a green screen in his garage and decided to fuck around. On the fourth hand, DUDE SEEMS SO SERIOUS!

[anthurion1]

ROFL at the fuckin guys who think they are saying "Fuck a guy"

[Ermac203]

ROFL

[Quex01]

I dont even know, should I like or dislike this video

[VBFiENDS]

2,916 people missed the dislike button.

[Pehmokettu]

2:19 is that a shemale or a guy? :D

[ujustgotpwned2008]

AAAAAAAGH!! COME ON, FUCK A GUY!

[Daathaan]

He looks like he's mildly retarded.

[officernarc]

AHHHHHH COME ON FUCK A GUY

[elbadfella]

3:04 , driving without a fuckin steering wheel.. expert skills

[jimmyjimbo72]

They're so poor that they can't even afford a video camera lol

[MrAntidepressant]

This is the best thing forever.

[BiGgpAUlfrom4chan]

@MrAntidepressant

It really is

[saturn20130]

I pulled out of her mouth and I put it in her eye

AHH, Come on fuckin' guy

She blew me in front of a lesbian and another guy

AHH, Come on fuckin' guy

I called Jose Brigay(?) and we all got high

AHH, Come on fuckin' guy

[ScottishStu93]

Michael Swaim <3

[welcomeToUrMooseyFat]

thoughs were the only 4 or 5 girls he knows right there...

[gatorrr83]

You get no stars. Hahaha chuggo fucks guys?

[ub27020]

he wants to fuck a guy?!

[mburmy]

@ub27020 Nope...it's "C'MON FUCKIN' GUY"

[deepcavemusic]

"i put mayonaise on everything"- chuggo hahaha

[deepcavemusic]

anyone that hates on this shit fails to see the comedic genious. this shit is gold!!!

[ItsTiedToAStick]

@deepcavemusic Yeah but is he purposely being comedic or did he epically fail at being super cool and claim it to be comedy once he realised he's related to Hazin' Blazin'? I honesty believe the former, either that or he's missed the target by a mile!

[Acension86]

Bobby Hill?

Hank is going to be so disappointed in you using this language.

[rfcarrasco1]

Since I first saw this, I went on a search for bad music. Then I realized, this isn't bad music. It's not music. It's just awful. I'm embarrassed to know who this guy is and 6 months later have yet to forgive my friend who sent me the link.

[dtwplaya]

I once dreamed of a million views. Come on fckin guys watch this sht.

[Lawlicon]

Truly this is the greatest achievement in rap since ICP's "Miracles". I applaud you sir.

[JesusCommando]

Yo Chuggo, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish butAAAAAHHHH C'MON FUCK A GUY

[RippedMoFuCk]

Aliennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnn NIGGAAA

[iamsofun]

@RippedMoFuCk burst out laughing

[HerpaaaDerp]

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

[frodofagins]

I fuck all day that 's why I stink? Mr. Chuggo, sir, may I call you Chug? Chug. I seriously doubt you have ever been close to a woman with your desire to fuck a guy. Closets are for clothes Chug.

[frodofagins]

The lyrical poetry is so moving I just want t-AHHHHHHHHHH C'mon FUCK A GUY!!!

[frodofagins]

I really think this vdeo is, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh C'mon fuck a guy!

[TheStrangeKids]

"I put it in her mouth and I put it in her eye"

Wait, what?

[drshoggothshow]

@TheStrangeKids AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! C'MON FUCKIN GUY!

[Fangus13]

You dislike this video. Thanks for the feedback!

[bigredxc1]

lmao look at the black guy pretending to drive the car

[ZacMonson]

please.... someone tell him to NEVER make music again. EVER. this is a disaster

[HipHopAus]

This is possibly the worst song ever made haha (obviously it's intentionally shit though, at least I hope). Haven't cringed this much since that ICP magnets shit.

[HipHopAus]

"I fuck all day, that's why I stink"

fucking next level lyricism there.

[PantheonLincoln]

@HipHopAus

The poetry of the street.

[theknack101]

Is this serious?

[AndrewArkAngel]

To be the most stupid thing on the internet is quite the accomplishment... well fucking done

[Kenster1025]

Fucking whores shouldn't rap, his mother must have helped. If you look under man whore you see a picture of Chuggo.

[JBrrou]

dis guy sucks ass, even his chicks deserve a good beating

[stoodify]

Mr. Chuggo, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[puttmill14]

@stoodify you cant just look for an hour and call it quits.. get out there and find that fuckin dog!!!!!!!

[HBazooka]

@stoodify Billy Madison FTW

[DJGoodgey]

surely this is a joke? i thought it was really good, but funny

[inurface1526]

"AHHH CMON FUCK A GUY" 

[roelran]

is this guy like 4 ft 9?

[TheErictodd]

you suck and you cant make vids for shit.

[RatRocky]

These girls can't have me and it makes them fucking cry.

Ahhhh come on and fuck a guy.

^Story of a gay man.

[RatRocky]

This and Friday are my favorite songs.

[Erve2809]

my fiance says your music video sucks & I say you "cum on guys" lol sorry Chuggo but you couldn't rap if your life depended on it & I'm with some of the other guys do you have downs syndrome or just an abnormally over sized forehead?? whoever told you that you had talent should catch an ass whooping for lying to you

[TheStrangeKids]

AHHH COME ON FUCKIN' GUY

[Inaste666]

2:18. Now back to the forums where I come from. Perhaps this is a record.

[magich8ball]

So kids with Down syndrome are rapping now? Keep reaching for the stars, little guy! :|

Faggot!

[TheShoop2010]

"Your music is garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage. Your music is rubbish. This is garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage" Sorry, quoting a real song. Now, the truth. This is complete trash. You can not rap. You are not funny. You are disgusting. You look mentally retarded, like you're missing a couple genes.

[cornelius600]

At 3:08 the driver just holds his hand up in the air. Whut.

[xchokexxxhazardx]

40 seconds. Fuckin fail.

[torba23]

ok fuck this, I can't lisse to this anymore. 2:40 was all I could take

[suckmyoffFTW]

dat green screen

[twattish00]

2:48 i seriously can't watch anymore... more repetitive and mind numbing than nyan cat.

[ComissarGramsci]

whats with the plastic stick

[msmaxyy74]

2:00 lolis anyone?

[torba23]

@msmaxyy74 To old, do not want

[msmaxyy74]

@torba23 lulz

[msmaxyy74]

0:30 is awesome rape face

[lolwut348]

you see that guy with bible. thats a priest because nobody identifies professions like me

[fashioncutie348]

this video ruined pie for me

[HSDale]

AHHHHHHHH C'MON FUCK A GUY

[againstme2]

AHHH C'MON FUCK A GUY

[tankermottind]

I'm such a cracker black folks laugh in my face

I'm an embarrassment to the whole human race

I used to be a straight-edge punk but now I'm so hard

Security escorted me out of Wal-Mart

AAAAAAAH, COME ON FUCK A GUY!

Sometimes it's great to listen to this, because after it, most other bad music doesn't seem so bad.

[Nyfe187]

@tankermottind ROFL

[julianadag1981]

everything's so outrageously bad it's impossible not lovin it!

[PerogiXW]

This is, hands down, the best video ever. Ever.

[S0urCrunch]

COME ON FUCKIN GUY!

[IMSITTINGONACHAIR]

really native sounding

[10yin01]

see that guy with a bible? thats called a priest

aint nobody identify proffessions like me