How NOT to jump when snowboarding...

[cookiegood7]

at 0:10 you can actually hear..."Oh God!"

Yeah he sound babiesh

[nicolaswowgal]

how is this even possible ?

[MrIcecold33100]

keep pressing 5 for endless fun!

[starburger71]

cellphone is perfect. everyone learns the hard way

[blakekolbus53]

press 5 7 and 8 for gay sex hahah

[Tackington]

Mad skillz

[Blunt6868]

OMFG!

[kk1993kk]

How the hell did he manage to pull that off?

[dodgeyjames]

FAG

[TheHawxgunner]

Ok I could pwn this boy

[Rothargar]

"involuntary self-suck " ahahahahahahahahaha

[whomerdomeworks]

nice annotation



[drukenhard]

press 5 for self porn

[SuperRJFILMS]

ha

[fillecool2]

Hahah stupid people

[vertskater97]

u suck

[Nandezbot]

OW



[DayvidSlice]

lawn chaired... lol

[IHerp247]

rob dyrdek ridiculousness lawn chair

[SoulKite]

involontary self suck!!!!! buauahahahahaha

[Themusicguy1996]

thanx for the tip mean! i would never come on that idea!

[StationZeroOne]

damn man... next time try to get it into a backflip... if u had leaned back and had tried to jump off the babydrop... then u would have done a backflip ^^... i dunno... maybe.. with luck...

[codean123]

lawn chaired!

[TabsixRider]

Press 5 for self-BJ

[jesuskristus45]

press 8 for rape:)

[jesuskristus45]

press 7 for orgasm :)

[markhrobo]

I did that about a month ago.

Compressed spine in 3 places,

4 Broken ribs,

Torn muscles front and back.

It was fun.

[bradfordbulls4lyf]

@markhrobo OOOOWWWWIIIIEEEEE

[yenksss]

haha. gold. I watched this on repeat many times. thanks for the lols.

[2026820]

how dose this video get 54k views lol and the rest of your vids make below 1k O.o lol good vid

[Jamester3160]

Did that hurt

[gfunkwillyfry]

damn, that hurt to watch

[jon1151]

we should call this "marilyn manson trick"

[uforom]

thanks for the tips, and for the sex change.

[PavePaws]

0:10

She pulls her weight to the back of the board (look at her legs - weight 100% opposite of what they should be!)

She's wiggling around - sure sign of nervousness.

Her back arm came around, causing her upper body to turn up hill, which made her board turn up hill, which is why she landed sideways!

She took "friend" lessons...not "instructor" lessons.

I've taught 3 guys from MIAMI (never seen snow) and had them on a blue trail by the afternoon. Drill Sargent teaching method...YELL at them!

[TheCowboyssuperbowl]

@PavePaws My friends taught me to ride and in my first year i was doing 180s rails and black diamond runs

[TheGameaniac]

first learn to stand on a snowboard, then jump.

[Carl1356543456]

what the fuck were u thinking. trying to do a back flip or some shit? and the funny bit is that ure not wearing a helmet...

[Love2ForzaDrift]

Friend- "aaahhhhhaaahahaaa!!"

Snowboarder- "my back!!"

Friend- "aahhhaaahhaa!"

Dude your friends a dick :)

[ap0st0lak0s]

hahahahaah i am so gonna da that today

[sonic911]

i dont think thats how you go about "sucking your own"

[xxatotalshamexx]

Hahahaha! Did that Sunday! Gained a bruised and scrapped up back!! Nice wipe out dude!

[JayyKehh]

man...almost did the same thing yesterday...surprising how much ur body can contort on a snowboarding accident..but the body isn't severely damaged lol..i feel like sht right now -_-

[marnixynaitor]

xD

hope thats goinig better now :P

[iotza]

:))))))))

[xXxdaguitarfreakxXx]

deepthroat... hahaha

[xXxdaguitarfreakxXx]

deepthroat... hahaha

[SerendipitousJ]

Where is this btw?!

[SerendipitousJ]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[panther8295]

have you ever hit a jump before

[rickyz89]

he was different before...but now...after this....he can blow himself!!! this is Darwinian evolution!!! xD

[justingross9]

his face....touched his cock....i guess it is possible without removing ribs

[snowshow3]

looked like he was trying a backflip.

[Vol41nWav]

yeeeeee!!!

thats how to do it hahahah that was siiick

[d0ok13123]

were you trying to backflip?

[BigRed3117]

oh god this looks like my first jump ever.

total fail with a side gift of pain

[youlosez]

Was that the suck-my-dick air? You almost got it bro! more practice.

[MrStevenorway]

i just started to snowboard soon i will be able to do it like you pro jumpers lol

[dontbestupid7]

Probably harder to intentionally do this, than just do the jump. lmao

[josh1josh1josh1]

@dontbestupid7 hahahahaha. seriously. Dude fucked himself up. LOL x2

[uforom]

nope, i'm still alive. sorry to poo on your party.

[lilvatoslocos18x]

lmfao

[ethanwnuk]

lmfao hahahaha how the fuck did he get all that air and if you watch :11-:12 they both scream

[FIELDGOALsk843]

i think he tried to stop or somthin at the last second and failed

[alongdriver]

Did he died!

[thebart2000]

i think he died

[razaz03]

ahhahahahhahahhaa

[LilRobby88]

Hahaha, now i know how to do a backflip!

[volcomstreetsk8er]

looks like a failed backflip attempt

[steveisjesus]

lol how did he get so much air? i guess he popped it a little bit

[heavymetal1213]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[OriganallyToowie]

I think I watched this video at least 6 times...

[Snowdenfreude]

OMG i think he just gave himself a bj

[uforom]

totally.

[deleter220]

bahahhaha

[TheSoccerbabe360]

lol. You leaned backward instead of forward and you didnt land flat. Nice one=]

[ryanblinkguy]

hahaha aced me

[paintdataint]

the worst thing you can do is freak and do more than your supposed to in the air. which is what you did. everyone does it just a matter of getting over it.

[TheSoccerbabe360]

Hahaha. Owchh! Ok, when im snowboarding, i cant go on my toes. Only on my heels. Anyone have any helpful ideas or vids? Add me as a friend and send me a message. Thanks =].

[snoboard4itall]

hey

first how manty times hae u gone

an second all you have to remember is keep your heelsie edge up and practice

dont let your heelside drop

bad things happen you can ask anyone

[lilmuffinman2121]

yeah i used to have that problem up until the end of my last season just go for it and lean foward i just kept doing that until wallah perfect toeside!

[TheSoccerbabe360]

Ok. Thanx=] It wont snow where i am! Its taking foorreverr... But to get used to going on your toes dont you 'Sideslip' and 'Traverse' on toeside?

[lilmuffinman2121]

okay all you have to do is just not lean to far and keep your balance but make sure to have some good momentum going to give you your balance.  going slow is the enemy of snowboarding

[tfa86]

Haha, that looked painfull, well good thing you got humor, stand up, go to the lift and do it again!^^

[Vutrix911]

pause it at 0:12, painful!!!

[shakenbake1869]

bahahaha the people in the chair lift would of had an awesome view of that!

glad to hear u lived!

[MRut224]

how did u even get that far around?!?!?!?

me confused

[LosAmigoz]

oh man! thats gotta hurt <:O

[jerrad2004]

wow thats crazy how you almost did a backflip

[Kirbyman4994]

i started that way too

[vincentlmw]

hahahaha! nice one!!

[weetsie]

almost a backflip

[jaxen37]

hahaha keep it up duude :D

[uforom]

I didn't know what I was doing, it just came out that way...don't think I could do it again even if I tried!

I broke my nose (with my own knees, mind you). but I was OK.

This was in Ishiuchi-Maruyama in Japan, BTW.

Thanks for the comments!

[ASnowborder]

@uforom he broke his nose with his dick!

[tannedstamina]

How did you even do that?!?!

[totalgeeta]

this looks like Chamonix, or on mont blanc there?

[moss032798]

yo moron next time dont jump

[moss032798]

funny

[stingrat911]

ICE

[cross48666]

he was trying to make backflip ;/

[MvP1292]

LOL at 0:11

[LIMPA4]

Dude i think he does a thumb upp that hes okey

[jimmymoss7644]

were you trying a back flip? your friend is a dick for laughing!

[Bzilla09]

Jump like a normal person, there is a reason everyone does it the same, It works!!!

Get creative while you are in the air.

[SpartanMatt009]

That would have been one crazy backflip.

[whitout12345]

donner?

[urmorthnenough]

wow he ttly just flung his legs up into the air. was he even thinking about how he would land? hahahahaha wow

[kevok2]

Freeze frame at 11 seconds hahaha

Nice shot dude, keep it up

[crossbow200]

Lok at teh form!!! 10/10

[moofrogio]

Yeowch, I know how that feels.

[asian123294]

too much ollie

[watbzup]

that was at shawnee mt. wasn it??

[coolvid]

beautifully executed.

[dongypro]

hahahah

[TrevaBoarder]

camera man sounds like he's being raped by a bear! lmao :)

[yoyo2315]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahah, nicw laugh of the camera man hahahahaha

[krazibon3]

Hahaha i did that on my first jump took off on my heel side and landed on my head... Lesson learnt...

[uforom]

painfully learnt...

[stuntinninjas]

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[uforom]

pa que vos veais! las habilidades ocultas de las que uno se entera cuando se esplatana...

[cayoyin]

AJjajAjaJA Vergación primo, cualquier argentino te hubiera dicho que te hiciste un auto pete en el segundo 10, jajajajaja

[scruffstaa]

pause at :10

lool man u got raped, nice try tho

[uforom]

yeah, raped by myself, a bit!

[89lepore89]

ahah that was awesome

[marcoleplan]

hahahaahahahahahahhaaahahhahah­ahahahaha

funny shit...the f**k is he trying to do...lol

[uforom]

trying to get myself killed, of course

[CrashBroz]

ur a beauty! lol

[uforom]

thanks?

[joohwanoh]

lol.. i dont how u managed to do that.. lol.. so props... were u hurt?...the landing looked like it hurt but at least it wasn't a huge drop..lol

[uforom]

if people tried to do that on purpose as a trick, i'm sure it'd be a pretty difficult one...i broke my nose, but at least i didn't break my neck!

[joohwanoh]

haha.. that sux..hope u get better than ..lol

[BLaCkMeTaL98]

How did u do that???

[uforom]

no idea...one second i was standing on the board, the next one i was flying through the air and then i was just lying there bleeding!

[d3n1sfosho]

lmao. he sucked himself

[VictorHedvall]

Lean on your toes, and that could end very bad, broken neck isn't the funniest :)

[kiyotakeshi]

ooh niice haha looks like it hurt...

[thatmademegowow]

ouch.

thx for discouraging me from doing jumps -.-

at least u didn' break ur neck

[uforom]

still alive! and i don't suck so bad anymore, so don' let me discourage you

[naturalharmonix]

nope

[Roreunge2]

Im gonna go snowboarding 4 me first time in4 days from this post. I bet my classM8´s id mak a 360 indy B4 the day was done. do i have any chance att all?

[donteatusweloveyou]

noo

[Roreunge2]

The bus was fully booked so we decided to move the trip to spring break and rent a cabin or 3 days. CAn i learn a 360 indy in three days?

[donteatusweloveyou]

I dunno, if your a confident snowboarder then just try them.

[uforom]

i wouldn't count on it...but if you really want to try start by doing everything exactly the opposite as i did!

[cracksmackinator3000]

man this shit is hilarious i laughed so hard, send it into americas funniest home videos or somthing

[uforom]

it happened in Japan, so i don't know if they'd take it...

[SYNTH3SIS619]

dude that must of sucked but why would u do that on like ur first time haha that was funny

[uforom]

call me a stupid daredevil...lol

that trip to the hospital taught me a lot!

[Idomyownstunts69]

haha im glad ive never done that it looks like it hurt - dont give up on the sport!

[uforom]

it did hurt, i broke my nose (with my own knees, if i may add). i didn't quit...i suck much less now!

[Twelveinchpvpness]

LOOOOOOOL wow, I laughed so hard. How did you even get into this position!?

[uforom]

50% stupidity, 50% idiocy.

[Funnyhehe515]

and 50% having your shoulders facing the ramp. I had the same mistake.

[dbabchuk]

haha wat a retard

[uforom]

i'd say writing a comment like this on my video would be a much more retarded thing to do, but maybe that's just me.

[MaximusAnalu]

Hahaha, ale pierdola

[IIXIXIXII]

ummm....

[rappy3312]

I didn't see that coming at all! I've eaten it hard plenty of times but never like that(yet):)Thanks for the laugh man lol!

[uforom]

that's cuz normal people with functioning brains don't usually jump as clumsily as i did...thanks for the comment!

[vdzak2007]

ouch!

[sg1nick]

motorola or nokia?

[uforom]

nope...it's 石打丸山 (Ishiuchi Maruyama) in Niigata, Japan

[asian123294]

is this cypress mountain?

[skinnyaznkid]

ouch. better than on your wrist i guess.

[uforom]

i still think the odds of me being unharmed after that fall are pretty slim....consider myself lucky!

[skatexsnow]

hahah sooo glad i watched this video

[sunnyd3lite]

OUCH!!lol

[javikuz]

Q risaaa Ufo! es Carol, ya me encargue de difundir tu video ;) procura tener mas accidentes graciosos jajajajaja.

[CRod1920]

jajajaja primo t mataste, espero poder snowbordiar contigo

[nihadawidat]

Crazy.!see my vid and watch my first time