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  • "If you film him from weird angles you can make him appear very sinister" Haha great! Alan Moore actually has a lot of good to say

  • He has the coolest voice ever.

  • Religion is inherently a bad thing, it promotes hatred and ignorance over all else. Anyone who believes in God is inherently stupid in at least one sense. Sorry.

  • @gazlightshine If you've just learnt the word 'inherently' you don't have to use it wherever possible.

  • "Faith is lazy" - Albert einstein

  • Religion is not the opium of the masses. Opium is.

  • Wow, google Alan Moore, he wrote Watchmen and V for Vendetta :)

  • Both top comments are anti religious. Can't we just agree that religion itself is a good idea, just badly enacted, like communism. I.e., dont hate the game, hate the 14 year old screaming players, to use a halo reference, and completely go against the idea of the game and players metaphor. But i have to say, i believe it and even I think its stupid.

  • @fudwithacamera load of old bollocks!

  • @fudwithacamera Haha fuck off you silly cunt, and fuck off with your primitive beliefs.

  • @TheEnglishwanker

    and we get called ignorant

    (flame war, initiate!)

  • @fudwithacamera There was a talking snake and the virgin mary got fucked by a holy spirit.....Don't call me ignorant when you believe such SHITE!!

  • @TheEnglishwanker

    Again, and we get called ignorant. ill let everyone at home take a minute to spot the mistake here.

    I said religion in general, as a concept. Christianity isnt the only religion, there are many, most of which are genuine moral codes people wish to live their lives by. Im not going to start quoting the bible, because ive never read it, and I make a point of not pretending to know about something ive never researched. /thread

  • We should all get 1 god each, to be fair. I'm gonna call mine Eric!

  • a hairy snake?  is that one of bael's kin?

    for the record the educational system is a mess in more ways than can be explained in this small box

  • Alan Moore indeed knows the score.

  • OH MY GOD TOM HANKS IS BRITISH!!!

  • @jedah998 ?

  • Alan Moore is the type of religious person I respect. He lives on earth, and is very reasonable.

  • "every single individual should make their own peace with the universe" How simple yet profound...And undeniably true!

  • Enter the tall intimidating gothic figure in possession of wild eyes and even wilder locks who has a penchant for magic, tarot, erotica and worships a Roman snake god... "Hello mate, could I have err... a cup of tea please, black tea."

  • A man from Bethlehem who could make a loaf feed more people than it could reasonably be expected to.. love it!

  • This is THE Alan Moore?...wow...

  • I LOVE Stew's initial comic outtake on Allen. He takes Allen seriously without taking what he does seriously. All respectful piss take. I do recognise the attitiude of the interview overall so dont blow up at me please

  • I admit, I speak from a US perspective, and have a bias to thinking union teachers are self-centered, incompetant, money-grubbing crooks. I will entirely concede that the British system of education (or practically any in Europe, for that matter) is far better than what exists here in the US. Because of it, Americans are - rightly - mocked for their ignorance of teh world by Europeans (and indeed people in former colonies of the British Empire that inherited British standards of education).

  • (Incidentally, so as not to give the wrong impression, my understanding is that British teachers normally make about £25K-£35K a year, based on seniority. This likewise includes a very generous vacation package.

    Dunno where the £100K figure comes from - I assume this is for leading administrators, and/or senior union leaders...)

  • Perhaps the people writing the articles I've been reading on the British educational system are ignorant of the details. They don't seem to be.

    I've also heard that the NUT (I assume, pun unintended) is entirely against academies (the equivalent of our charter schools) because they won't have as much power over them, and have recently gone on strike because the yearly pay increase for their guaranteed jobs wasn't high enough.

    Correct me if I've made any errors.

  • Daily mail readers from outside britain. brilliant, just what we need. The removal of the grammar schools was intended to increase the state school spending so that everyone could receive a better education. Obviously public schools exist (the irony being they are the most private of private schools) for those that can afford it. Teachers have finally got the pay rise they deserve, whats the big issue cruel?

  • A problem only arises is one wants the best education for students. If the welfare of union teachers is the goal, however, disposing of schools that compete with the public system and increasing the pay of union teachers (so they won't strike again) is certainly the right strategy.

    I might add, that if union teachers rather than parents get to choose what teachers "deserve", you can expect teachers to get a lot more for a lot less work in the near future.

  • so you would rather have more faith schools?

  • I would rather have parents be given the ultimate choice as to which schools their children attend, and not a self-serving guild of teachers. I would rather schools compete with each other to offer teh best education for children, rather than be maximized by a guild to serve the interests of unionized teachers.

    Because we already have a functional choice-based educational system, and it works quite well. It's called college.

  • I really dont know what you have been reading, but it isnt like that. The teachers have a natiobn cirriculum set down by the government which they must stick too. the NUT is like any trade union for any profession wishing for better standardsw for its members. Its not like the NUT are this secret organissation plotting to dumb down children and rinse the government for money. But dont worry you have that kind of thing in US dont you, dare i say it?

  • As for college well yes, universities are great, but its not compulsory and you have to pay alot for it. We have league tables for secondary and primary schools, so there is a competitive element, with regular government inspections to ensure quality teaching and facilities. We are ensuring every child has a good balanced education. If the repercussions of this are that the best of the best students arent challenged as much then thats a small price to pay. We like to help each other in the UK

  • It's entirely possible to go to a state university in the US and have the entire tuition paid for. And (strangely) the average cost for state tuition is less than that for the per-annum cost of teaching a secondary or elementary school student (about $10,000),

    I have no problem with people "helping each other out" - as long as the benefit is for the children rather than a kleptocratic union. Instead, the unions are ensuring their members are paid top-dollar to provide a substandard education.

  • (cont'd from Daily Mail article)

    "There are 300,000 pupil support staff in British schools, double the number in 1997. As a result of higher staffing and higher pay, the total bill for teachers' pay this year will be nearly £20 billion.

    And that's without even allowing for their generous benefit package, including holidays most private sector workers couldn't even consider, and a final salary pension scheme that currently costs the taxpayer £10 billion a year and rising."

    -EHAmory

  • "Resources going into education have doubled since 1997, but much of that money has been sucked up by teachers' pay.

    After allowing for inflation, the average salary for a classroom teacher has risen by 15 per cent, and of a head teacher by 26 per cent, since Labour came to power.

    Over 200 head teachers now earn more than £100,000 a year. Despite static pupil numbers, teachers also have a great deal more help in the classroom."

    - Edward H. Amory, Daily Mail Online (22/04/08)

  • When Churchill was dropped from the UK school curriculum last July, one had to wonder if patriotism itself was next. Now it's official.

    The Institute of Education, a leading educational body, has warned teachers not to instill pride in students when speaking of great moments in British History

    "To love what is corrupt is itself corrupting, not least because it inclines us to ignore, forget, forgive or excuse the corruption. And there's the rub for patriotism" - Mark Loftin, Amer. Thinker

  • My mistakes must be very great. Please, enlighten me - where have I erred?

  • 1. Almost no teacher in the UK has the chance to teach 'socialist rubbish': the curriculum does not allow it since relevant subjects are either not touched on or not treated in a way that is ammenable to political factionalism.

    2. Teachers in the UK do not get better health packages through union pressure since (thank God) the UK has a national health service and pretty much no one even thinks about asking employers to pay for health insurance, let alone strikes on the issue.

  • Stewart Lee is a very funnny and articulate comedian but I have to ask, does anyone else think he now looks like Morressey?

  • He does a routine about his resemblance to the fat version of various people including Morrisey. It very funny if you can find it.

  • Thanks, I will have a look for that.

  • Sorry, but I've already done the reading on this - in particular, I've read and dismissed Kozol's rubbish - and have concluded that the best way to decide what schools are superior is to let the parents choose.

    That the public school teachers are so adamant that this never, ever, ever be allowed ot happen seems to me perfect proof that they know just how bad the public schools really are by comparison. That, and the fact that so many teachers send their own children to private schools.

  • I did better than that - I transferred from a miserable public school to a very good Catholic school. The Catholic school managed to do a much better job at teaching with perhaps 1/3rd to 1/4th of the funding per student common in the public system. One of us even became a US congressman (mind, that isn't the case any more - the faith school has so many people trying to get in, that they can charge a fee per student almost comparable to what the public schools get).

  • actually your conclusions about why faith scools do better are fundamentally mistaken and quite stupid. do some proper reading into it.

    the main reason they do better than state schools is better funding and the ability to apply a selection process and weed out those they dont want.

  • Your post shows an overwhelming unfamiliarity with British Education and labour conditions. best to educate yourself before you comment. :)

  • I personally simply don't get the point of religion. I've read Albert Camus' 'Stranger', my favourite book (first after watchmen :))) ) and that was enough to see the absurdity of it..

  • Well, the role it fills in society today is very questionable... But go back two thousand years and try to explain to people that when you get sick, it's not because God wants it, but because there are millions of tiny animals crawling around inside of you that your BLOOD has to fight off. That requires a pretty big leap of confidence to believe, unless you know what bacteria are in the first place! Religion was invented to fill in the gaps - and to a lot of people, it still does.

  • It was also invented to control people, thats why the state had a special relationship with the Church.And 2000 years ago since there was very little medical science, I guess people would need to believe in something if they wanted to cure themselves when they are sick..no bloody choice :)

  • I think you have to draw a line between religion and the organization of religion. Religion itself wasn't invented to control people, that was just some bloke saying "I can talk with the God you believe in that does x and y, you should listen to me" - that was only done because religion was a typical common denominator, pretty much everyone believed in something already - all you had to do to control people was homogenize all the beliefs into one, and then claim a spiritual leadership role.

  • I have to agree with you, but what I'm saying is that there is very little need to believe in God now....some people turn to Jesus after certain horrible events in their lives, like car accidents and stuff.I think luck & fate play bigger parts in those situations.what do you think?

  • I am a philosophy student and quite a big fan of Camus, but I've got to say the The Stranger is about much more than religion.

  • of course I agree, religion is not touched until the end of the book. And there is a reason for it, Mearsault did not care for it! :)) I would much rather worship Glycon, just for kicks!

  • Alan moore is the fucking man

  • It'll be great if Terry Prachett and Alan Moore cowrote a book.

  • Alan "Watchmen" Moore???

    Sorry if that's a moronic question of me, it's late and my brain is half asleep.

    :)

  • the very same :)

    I had the honor of seeing him in town once

  • Doesn't Alan Moore realise that he himself is a god to some people? :)

  • "If we film him from strange angles we can make him look very sinister" xD

  • religion dying very fast in the uk.less religouse people than normal unreligouse people.hopefully

  • I think the internet and YouTube are helping on that score.

  • religion causes war and hate not peace.iv there was no religion we might just live in universal peace.

  • moore is a genius but why just mention the mad christians in america, what about the mad muslims in say, Iran or Yemen.

  • Nice to see Moore making the point that religion and god/faith are too totally seperate things. I've known homosexuals who are strict Muslims, makes me wonder why people ignore elements of their faith but stay strong in all other areas, surely dropping the priests and rituals and having a totally personal philosophy is the next logical step?

  • the end bit is wrong, i went to a faith school and the intake of pupils included parents suffering from drugs and booze etc. this is one dimensional thinking, not broad spectrum

  • They didn't argue the point well but I think they were trying to argue that because faith schools are allowed a degree of selection in their admissions they can, to a certain extent, cream skim. They don't just get what they're given. this leads to less of the pupils mentioned being admitted. Of course though, not all faith schools are selective.

  • let me just throw this one out before im fed to the athiests...maybe, just maybe the pupils and families have a clearer view of life as a result of their faith, thus happy kids with good grades, after all Christianity has some pluses.........

  • or perhaps the schools receive government funding, church funding, funding from local donations thus it can afford better equipment and more time with each pupil. They also cream skim. There is something to be said for the community factor of these schools that certainly is a benefit of religion and will have an impact on education. However having faith certainly doesn't mean a feeling of clarity or happiness. Nor is happiness reflected in grades. Plus not all faith schools are Christian.

  • blow, I work in education. The university I worked at previously was a Catholic one, naturally enough with a higher than average proportion of Catholic (& other sects of Christianity) students. I can assure you that at least as far as Catholic educational institutions go, they receive additional funding to secular ones & are also extremely selective of which students they will allow to attend them. Far more so than any secular institution I am familiar with.

  • Seems pretty straight foward to me.

  • "explore it more than 2 secs"

    well go ahead then, it took you more than 2secs to type that, yet you have said nothing

  • I did ask what he means by "different"? What do you say? Hopefully, through reason, we can come to the SAME answer and not a different one. (though we would obviously, then, be in violation of the principle that different people ought to have different thoughts...you know...considering that we are all "different" and what not.

  • GTFO.

  • GTFO? Go Think for Orson? Get the fresh oranges? go to Florida only? Guess this figurative object?

  • I'm a firm believer in equality when it comes to religion. All religions are equally ridiculous in my eyes.

  • Surely the Mormons stand out never mind the Hubbard suckers.

  • not to mention the maniac muslims brands

  • Alan Moore is a genious. His graphic novels are superior.

  • "If you film him from strange angles, you can make him look very sinister."

  • Hail flying spaghetti monster

  • the only true god. kill the heathens!

  • i want that metal finger thing that alan has!

  • i have now converted to glycon. other religions are shit

  • Ha, all religions are shit, even though yours does sound very creative and unexplored, and I very much respect that, but all religion is founded on conformity and weakness.

  • Your very existence was founded on conformity and weakness.

  • True but that doesn't mean I have to be any of those things, we all have the ability to surpass the natural human instinct to be a fucking shithead. The type of people who are racsist, sexist, homophobic, or religious.

  • All of those things are a matter of opinion, there should be no shame in having an opinion no matter what it is. Does calling racists, sexists, homophobics and religious people shitheads really make you anybetter, or more the same? after all Hating people for being racist is still discrimination, its just socially acceptable discrimination.

  • does anyone know what Alan Moore is referring to about 1930s Christian Revivalism, around 3:15? "Tenchoo?" What word is he saying?

  • Tent show. These revivals were held by preachers in huge tents - hence "tent revivalism".

  • Sweetest, good hair and enlightenment. What more could anyone need?

  • Alan Moore looks really really stoned there, wow he must get good green.

    His fears about Religion(organised faith opposed to personal faith) are exactley the same as mine. Im so scared about the rise of fundamentalism its even starting to infect the internet. There must be a thousand new Christian/Muslim fundamentalist websites luanched every minuite.

    Pax

  • This is a big pet peeve of mine. I look stoned when I am not and I'm sick of everyone going- "look his eyes are red and droopy! Look- his hair is long and he hasn't shaved in a couple of days. He's soooo stoned (heheheh)" Sorry to go off...I don't care if he really is stoned.. it just bothers me... the assumption.

  • Yeah the only reason i say that is becuase hes on RECORD as smoking dope........I wasn't assuming anything, YOUR assumption is a pain in the arse. He is stoned

  • i love stew's laugh, its great.

  • 'If people don't want their beliefs laughed at, they shouldn't have such funny beliefs'

  • Religion is the opium of the masses. Personally I'd rather have opium.

  • Wonder what he would thing of $cientology and Anonymous?

  • "....drug addicts and depressives."

  • Or, at least, people whose class and education and ability to navigate socially ameliorate and/or mask their depression, domestic violence, and/or addiction.

  • Er... ok- I'm feeling a little uncomfortable sitting next to god-boy here; anyone want to change seats?

  • "god-boy"?

    if i'm just a fairytale believer, why would that make you feel uncomfortable? we can talk about it, if you need to, okay?

  • Why talk to someone who mistakes reality for the inside of his own head?

  • yeah, why are you talking to me?

  • Shrug. Maybe you'll grow up a bit. We can dream, at least.

  • Alan Moore knows the score.

  • What exactly what constitute as an offense on this blasphemy law?

    "Fuck god" or "Fuck Islam"? These are examples, not actual statements.

    Ahem

  • This man is unbelievebly inteligent, and has crazy hair. so he rules OK by me

  • God (?) bless the internet. If blasphemy laws and religious nutters begin to take more of our freedoms away, the anonymity of the internet may afford us the greatest remaining freedom of opinion and speech.

    Hail Glycon!

  • sry to say mate you still not turly anonmos on the internet :( (unless you use your mates PC :P )

  • Or AOL!

  • Alan Moore is brilliant. Grant Morrison is brilliant. Christianity (like all organized religion) is a steaming turd-bucket, based on a guy who NEVER existed. The bible is as much of an asswipe as the Koran. Do some research. Wake. Up. Get up off your knees and act like you're made "in (a) God's image", instead of groveling, frightened piggies.

  • if you did some researcg you'd realise that religious writings do have a semblance of truth to them. jesus was infact a cool guy who had a lot of good things to say. unfortunatly the proceeding institute of the church got him all out of context and did the exact opposite of what he wanted.

  • To heck with bans on blasphemy. Get Parliament to work on banning shirts like that black wifebeater on guys that look like Alan Moore. : )

    BTW, Jesus was crucified at the behest of the religious fundamentalists of his day.

  • "If you film him from strange angles, you can make him look sinister"

    lol

  • that guys created such a bizzare religion deliberatly i think so that nobody else is likely to believe in it but himself.

    Then again - look at scientology.

  • Yeah I agree! Just look at Judaism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Sikhism, Islam, Zoroastrianism,............ Great hypocrisy of Christians and Muslims in particular...all those other religions are so bizarre and absurd but mine is just great!

  • ALL HAIL GLYCON is what i meant

  • I quite like the 'nail' option...

  • ALL NAIL GLYCON

  • What a nice guy!

  • woo Alan Moore - didn't he create Judge Dredd?

  • No.

  • well thankyou for your informative answer.

  • i looked it up myself and no not the creator of Judge Dredd, he did create other things at 2000AD though.

  • He created D.R. and Quinch and the Ballad of Halo Jones for 2000 AD, but he only wrote a few Dredd stroies.

  • He also wrote "V for Vendetta", "Watchmen", "From Hell", and "The league of Extrodinary Gentlemen".

  • Well, of course. But I was referring specifically to his work for 2000 AD, the home of Judge Dredd.

  • And don't forget "Lost Girls" and "Swamp Thing."

  • i once read a comment on polly toynbee that said

    "like a faulty compass, its always guaranteed she'll point in the opposite direction"

    true, v. true

    btw Alan Moore is God. Forget the snake-thing.

    Read Watchmen, V for Vendetta and From Hell and you'll see...

  • religion serves a good purpose, however everyone with an iq of 0ver 129 should know that it is almost impossible...they should also know that the big bang theory is flawed and just as bad! ur nt meant to kno!

  • ...And the man said unto his God, 'Well if we speak in a weird way then it gives the text a kind of validity that it lacks in its raw form, so we'll just carry on as we were if you don't mind.' And so the strange ramblings continued unabated." [Fruit 11:34-36]

  • 20They shall say to the elders of his town, 'This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a glutton and a drunkard.' 21Then all the men of the town shall stone him to death. So you shall purge the evil from your midst; and all Israel will hear, and be afraid.

    Deut 21:20-21.

    I think the bible speaks the literal truth and if more kids like lordhaku were treated as such, we'd live in a better world.

    Go with God!

  • I see you are 19 and from the UK. You have suffered much in the way of brainwashing from our anti-Christian establishment that tells you one religion is as valid as any other, incl. Satanism.

    Calling someone "stubborn" is more of an observation than a judgment. There is nothing wrong with judging for the RIGHT reasons, e.g. if you don't stop drinking so much, you'll be dead.

  • I am a Christian, which means I believe that Christ is the "the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6.

    One way only. That's very clear. No one else defeated death and Hell for you, so no one else can deliver you from these things.

  • I find it funny when people quote a book, written by men who claim God told them to write it, and use these book quotes as factual evidence! There's no proof of any God, but if you want to believe that, fine, just dont shove YOUR beliefs onto us.

  • There is proof enough, but not with your attitude, you need to humble yourself. You should be asking yourself why your British education failed to tell you the whole truth about evolution, how it is mathematically impossible, for example.

    "just dont shove YOUR beliefs onto us". The powers that be want to silence Christians, and you have bought into this. Don't be afraid to discuss matters with me.

  • And how is God mathematically possible? prove it! There's as much proof of Judeo-Christian Mythology as there is of the theory of evolution, if not less! I could claim any ridiculous nonsense about God and claim it to be true, but not needing proof, just "faith".

  • If the Theory is mathematically impossible, there is only one alternative.

    I would not want to, nor could I, prove it to you. You have the opportunity to work it out for yourself, same as I have done. That's the way it works. You should be able to see clearer when you realise that you have been fed lies by the powers that be. They feed tales of evolutionary theory when the REAL science favours Creation. Don't take my word for it.

  • You are probably a wind up merchant, but I'll take the bait. Evolution isn't a theory in the sense you understand but a scientific model that is used to emprically test assumptions. Also, evolution does not explain how the universe came about, I think you are mistaken with the big bang theory, which is a common "mistake" by creationists to confuse the "debate", which is normally one sided as there really isn't a worthwile debate to be had.

  • No, not a wind-up merchant, just someone who delves a little deeper, and wanders outside the plains of ignorance that our masters want to keep us contained within.

    Darwinism is a total theory based on faulty premises, fabricated evidence and circular reasoning.

  • Darwin said in The Origin of Species that if it could be shown that any system or organ could not be produced by many small steps, continuously improving the system at each step, then his system would absolutely fall apart.

    Irreducible complexity does this. I'm sure even Darwin would admit defeat.

  • As a philosopher, if I were speaking to a purely philosophic audience I should say that I ought to describe myself as an Agnostic, because I do not think that there is a conclusive argument by which one prove that there is not a God.

  • Ooh, philosophy. One school of thought at odds with another. Just like false religion, I suppose.

    Finding God and truth has to be around the top of anyone's agenda, especially now as the prophesies for the endtimes are coming to pass.

    A warning for agnostics from Revelation 3:16, "So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth."

  • You mustn't be a very good philosopher, then; firstly, omniscience is not required for a conclusion, just a good explanation that fits the known facts.

    Imagination accounts for them better than an existence that conforms to no established knowledge from objective, verifiable observation. Seems pretty straightforward to this philosopher.

  • Thanks for that. It was a quote from Bertrand Russell. I think he was considered above average in philosophy.

    "Religion is based, I think, primarily and mainly upon fear. It is partly the terror of the unknown and partly, as I have said, the wish to feel that you have a kind of elder brother who will stand by you in all your troubles and disputes."

  • That quote's pretty accurate, but agnosticism is pretty silly on its own.

    Gods are logically possible, this doesn't mean they're likely given objective observation. As a hypothesis, God as a mechanism appears to be totally wishful and imaginary. Supernatural isn't even a coherent term term. Magical entities are profoundly unlikely and thus, we can conclude someone made them up just like we can about the FSM and similar mental exercises.

  • No, he wouldn't, since molecular systems are subject to the same principles as observed macro traits. We've seen IC evolve, for instance in vancomycin-reliant entereococcus, MRSA, etc.

  • The Origin of species is quite an old book and alot of the theories may be flawed but a lot of scientists have looked in to it and done a bit of research with stuff called DNA and RNA and fossils and their own brains and found that evolution is still a pretty good theory.

  • Yeah, God is real, that's why he made the appendix...Evolution is mathematically possible, it's caused by mutations in the genetic structure that benefit us and help us survive, idiot

  • You my friend, have a very well developed brain. :)

  • Well thank you muchly :D

  • Well if you look up a little known deity called Mithras who lived approximately 200 years before Christ and who lead a remarkabley similar life Jesus; Born of virgin birth on the 25th Dec, Guarantor of human souls, died for our sins on easter and was resurrected three days later. Hail Mithras!

  • Jesus wasn't born on the 25th of december. fact. It was more likely to be in september. When Christianity became one of Rome's main religions, they chose to celebrate it on that day since there was a gap in their partying calendar....its true!

  • Hail mithras!!! he is the way!!!

  • whats wrong with satanism??

  • It's Ayn Rand's objectivism dressed up in gothy nonsense. Laaaaaaame.

  • How does being damned to eternal suffering sound when you know others are having a ball in a place more beautiful and peaceful and loving than you could possibly imagine?

  • How does having a ball in a place more beautiful and peaceful and loving than you could possibly imagine sound when you know others are being damned to eternal suffering?

    Christ was awesome with all his trippy hippy love-thy-neighbor shit.

    People like you take all the fun out of Christianity.

  • wtf are you on about. it sounds like the only people who deserve to be in heavan are the pope, st peter, jezeus and you unvarnished truth. everyone else we'll be having a massive party in hell, with booze, food and music. you'll be bored out of you're fucking mind in heavan, lol!

  • Where did you go to school? From the age of 5 til I was 12 I had to prey and listen to a story from the bible every morning at school and from a very early age I realised that bible stories where just that, stories. I can't actually remember ever being taught about evolution in my entire time at school it's only since I left that I have took a fairly in-depth look at it and realised that it seems to be the most reasonable and the most beautiful explaination of how we came to be.

  • Worshipping a serpent is a good way to ensure damnation.

  • yeah, some people say it's a good way, but i like to think it's the best.

  • Perhaps some people would prefer damnation than having to share heaven with narrow minded, brainwashed cretins such as yourself. Thanks.

  • You know nothing about me to call me a cretin. You are so clever, you don't realise that the Christian religion is being destroyed BY DESIGN in this country. The prophesies are coming true and Hell is real and only a cretin would want to go there.

  • You know nothing about Stewart Lee to publicly state his fate - pretending you are bigger than the God you believe in to judge him yourself. The problem with Christians today is that they pick and chose which bits of the text they're meant to follow and ignore some of the other ones. If I actually believed in Hell, I'm sure I'd be going there.

  • My comment here was regarding the bearded serpent worshipper, but if Lee doesn't worship the Christ and repent, his fate will also be assured.

    I'm not judging, the Bible makes clear the final destination of all those who are too stubborn to worship the true and living God.

  • Anyway, you have been conditioned to believe that the Bible tells us not to judge. We are warned that with the judgment we mete out, we will be liable to be similarly judged, BUT we are expected to warn people about the consequences of sin which are eternal misery.

    Cause and effect -- you sin, you pay the price, whether in this life or the next, or both. Only Christ can offer salvation from this destructive cycle.

  • Serpent-worship might ensure damnation, but narrow-mindedness and selective ignorance bars the road to enlightenment.

  • Please enlighten me on why you reckon I suffer from "narrow-mindedness and selective ignorance".