Bay's Touch

[iwantoldschool]

This has so much win... I... I just can't even speak... I-I... just [collapse]

[marcuspolo404]

not a bad guitarist i wonder why people are hating on him? disgrace to g1 series?

[ifba100]

i only like micheal bay for bringing back transformers, thats all...

[troodon9999]

From what I can tell in interviews, Michael Bay isn't under impression that he's anything other than an action director; he only cares about entertaining people with action scenes, and I can't honestly say he's failed at that. As long as you go into a Michael Bay expecting mindless action and nothing more you won't be disapointed. Bay obviously measures success by box office receipts, not by movie reviews.

[troodon9999]

Not sure if this meant as an earnest tribute to Bay or if it's being ironic, but it's great either way.

Seriously, Michael Bay sucks though. Scientifically proven fact.

[DirectorMod94]

Hi, i m director and michael bay is the best.

[DirectorMod94]

Hi, this director and this song dedicated to him at bay Mihael who is the director with whom I did Majorcan.

[DirectorMod94]

Hi, this director and this song dedicated to him at bay Mihael who is the director with whom I did Majorcan. very very good song greetings

[DirectorMod94]

Hi, this director and this song dedicated to him at bay Mihael who is the director with whom I did Majorcan. very very good song greetings

[Momentum139]

First movie was pretty damn good (I disagree with G1 people, I wasn't that "generation" get it?). Second movie was just lackluster compared to the 1st one honestly, lots of things they could've done better other than Mikaela's chest (which as a 15 yr old I will admit was very nice).

[delight200]

Bay sucks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[TheJillers]

I can't quote tell if this song is making fun of Michael Bay or approving of Michael Bay... but the effing power rock music of Stan Bush is enough for me.

[nitoro81]

this song should have talked about how these movies suck and how they betray the REAL trasnsformers.

[iballinman]

you pussy fuck faggot get a fuckin life dumbshit

[faramirglabro]

Hey, Michael Bay IS important -- All you need to do when you must know what bad cinema looks like is rent one of his movies, any movie! So yeah, he´s got the power alright... lol

[goqwertygo]

love the original song gut that was great XD weird all wouldnt have bean able to pull that off

bay kinda did fuck up A LOT of things in the new movie/s

is there an anti bay dare song?

[mtmyt75]

Awesome Pool!

OK, I -love- the original song. Love it. And I'm sorry someone parodied it, but this is a good parody. I laughed, I smiled... damn you.

I commend you... and hate you. :)

[sodiumwinter]

if youv'e got the budget and multiple cameras its not hard to make every film you do look like an exploding coke commercial! especially when everything else in it is shit! hes a talentless, nepetistic, jew who sucked dick to get to the top and everything he touches turns to shit! A corporate soulless pink boy! All technicality no creativity you can learn that shit in a week with the right teacher Orson Welles did look it up.

[Arthur5041975]

Agreed Sodium.

[jackcolten]

fuck michael bay. what a douchebag asshole that makes craptacular jew movies

[GeForce47]

fuck you asshole.

[SpectorPrime07]

if you hate Bay why you watch this video you fucking prick

[daoldschool55]

transformers sucked because it didnt have decepticons talking and we see the autobots like 70 minutes in the movie

[thecianinator]

Pearl Harbor sucked because the Japanese attacked from the wrong side of the island. That's just stupid. Otherwise, I agree.

[pawel1818]

post lonf of Lyrics.

[chystorm]

the lyrics are right over there on your right -- in the "info" section. Just expand the info, and everything you need is there.

[hillsweeroxursox]

I laughed through the whole thing LMAO

[pawel1818]

eddie shoes, big eddie zombie is a mascot of Iron Madien.

[jimsmithb]

I couldnt understand wtf the lyrics were. Good song though.

[Lifescythe]

Starscream only had 3 lines

Optimus Prime was a punching bag with nobel sentiments

The final fight was a disgrace (except for the start)

the film only had 145 on screen explosions

Regretible

[thecianinator]

Seriously. Stop whining.

[mononokehime316uk]

Starscream didn't try to kill Megatron once and that was very poor, he should have least backchatted him.

[mgk22]

didnt he shoot megatron accompanied with the f-22's when they scored direct hit on him he didnt even try and finish them off he just transformed and blended with them and seemingly fired

[paulogomescoelho]

Lifescythe, I totally agree with you. Just the initial scene of Blackout and the one with Starscream vs the planes were Transformers type.

[jwtoogood86]

I saw the Live-Action Transformers movie and it was the F%$^&ing best summer movie of 2007.

[Skit20]

Yeah I reckon it's the movie of the year.

[mfrucci]

This is awesome. It has to make it on the dvd!

[duodream2k26]

This is awesome and you are correct. I had my doubts at first but Michael Bay really proved me wrong. He totally respected and honor the expectations of G1 fans. I personally gave the movie four and a half stars. But you're performance I give it an automatic five stars for creativity and speaking the truth.

[killamonkey]

Transformers theme?

[Emotep]

You've been Bay Bolled!

[davefan12]

FUCK YOU THE TEACHER

[BSUTERS]

loved the new tf movie, cool tribute to Bay

[Dude421]

Hahahaa! Funny shit, man. Now I have an even bigger 'Micahel Bay is crap' collection. ...hey, News @ 5.

[logisticsninjistics]

Internet Gold folks. infact, its Gold. Michael Bay Is Life.

[lennymania]

Man, I can't badmouth Michael Bay anymore because he totally delivered in Transformers. I think the thing of it is is that people expected more out of a movie based on Pearl Harbor, so that's why people started to roll their eyes at his name. But Transformers was really cool and way better than Armageddon.

[Speedbreaker]

Heh, yeah, hell in the movie he even has a character say "this is like 10 times cooler than Armageddon, I swear to God!"

[pantsm4ster]

Woot Michael :D

[hoofstudios]

like it+i love the movie=(gerat movie)! cartoon no fools real hahahaha nokidding! getit cool!

[smalllady1216]

Michael Bay is awesome!

[violentmajority]

Bay isn't that bad. Armageddon was pretty good 7/10 Pearl Harbor was a heaping pile of dung 1/10 The Island was underrated 7.2/10 and Transformers I would give 8/10 I'd give it a higher score but the lame unecessary Anthony Anderson and John Turturro characters and some of the forced humor take it down a few notches for me but it still was a fun and good movie.

[DingusStudley]

This was awesome. Transformer movies only flaw is that it didnt have the original Stan Bush song in it anywhere.

[sgfmkl]

you rock man, but Stan Bush is Stan Bush...

[lazyatwork]

ROCK ON MAN!!! That's AWESOME!!!

[RoyalMessup]

Dam right Michael Bay has the power!

[Jericho35678889]

I love the fact the vid takes the piss out of both argumentavie parties. Most people who have seen previews said the film was shit, but the action scenes make it what it is, popcorn.

[jewggers]

The songs taken from an internet flame war.

[AlabamaMan22]

LOL... What?

[YouToobNoob]

good video, but never disgrace Stan Bush again you bastard

[xfearslovex]

the music absolutely rocked but the voice was kind of annoying. but hey the new transformers movie is going to kick ass in my opinion!

[chesterburmingham]

i agree completely with the singing!! and the movie IS kick ass

[cmsadelgado]

this better be on the Transformers DVD

[dathluduw]

not sure if this is being sarcastic or not, but, nice one, lol....

[GodOfPlague]

when a big asteroids loose send up bruce with a nuclear bomb. Good stuff Good Stuff

[CheapSoundNinjaZ]

THAT WAS AWESOME!!!

[Timstuff]

This video made me LOL! Michael Bay definately gets a way worse rep than he deserves. Transformers is gonna be great! Good tribute.

[eelliott01]

Good job dude! This totally cracked me!

[samgrahaminc]

True Bay is a genious

[Jack3973]

I have watched this so many times.

I still say a nice tribute to stan bush and to the movie.

I know it won't be my transformers but neither was beast wars and I thought it turned out well. The last transformers series I thought was any good actually.

I remember being upset that they were anmals and not cars but then after watching it I was hooked.

Hopefully this will be the same.

[1BIGBOSS1]

Funny how ppl get on others about saying what sucks when you haven't seen the movie, YET they can claim it's going to be the best movie ever without seeing it their damn selfs...... Original TF movie still the best to date and you know why ppl CAUSE IT'S OUT AND WE SEEN IT!!!!.

[xXx666Damien666xXx]

OMG lol

[Savoy1984]

Brilliant stuff, great production values and a brilliant kick ass cover of a great song, and really nice to see people sticking up for Michael Bay for a change, keep up the good work. One of the best things I've seen on Youtube.

[thenotoriousana]

haha, this is classic.

[roamingray]

The song is not as good as the original song, but it was really funny

[Morncreek]

I don't think much of what I have seen of the new TF movie, but I have to give you props for the vid. Fun to watch, fun to listen to.

[rt16]

this is the only good original song/video on youtube. be proud.

[dramageddon]

Michael Bay is an AWFUL director! He deserves no tribute! :P

If anybody can shit up such a great idea as the transformers, it's Bay. I have this terrible ominous feeling he is going to totally screw Transformers up. :(

[6arcsn1sky]

Well, already he screwed up on Megatron, for he wants him to have an alien vehicle mode and has one of Hollywood's well-known actors.

[psyhj8749]

you feel he screws t'formers up? i know why.

because you're totally idiot :P

[valeforedark]

you got the touch i love this my god i may have to cover the original

[ryto12]

need lyrics, hard to understand at times, cool tho

[kremzike]

Click "more" by the video description for lyrics.

[AestheticKiller]

dude...u just brought me back like 20 years....i used to love this song on the transformers movie...this and u turtle soup is totally awesome...let me know when u put up new stuff

[ARTIED]

This comment made us smile.

[allisonaxe]

awesome.

[pontipicon]

this is HILARIOUS. nice work.

[squamina]

"Agh my ears*

[gacouncil]

Ha ha dude this is so great. Cheers.

[dbnx1701]

OMG please tell me you are kidding right,the only power M.Bay has is to turn someting great into total krapp man.

[davenery]

Or you creators of this... thing... have a great sense of humor or you're complete morons. Anyway, this was the creepiest thing I've ever watched on YouTube. Now I'll have nightmares for at least a week.

[infernalysta]

Is this guy a jocker or he´s talking seriously like all the retards who think Michael Bay´s Transformers are awesome ?

[Silverwing22]

Is you fo' realz? PLayaz that be hatin' on Transformers are wack. You wanna battle me?

[sf57198]

Only bad thing is that in the Transformers "make whats-his-name say something" contest, "Do a barrel roll" and "These pretzels are making me thirsty!" were the most popular but they chose a generic Transformers quote instead.

[sf57198]

Nice. I can't wait to read all the nerd rage in forums about how the movie's gonna suck, blah blah blah. This movie's gonna be awesome with explosions and robots. That's what Transformers is about anyway. Anyone who got too involved with the story is just a stupid nerd who has nothing better to rage about.

[grassynol]

its like watching a car crash

[HawksawToTheThroat89]

guys where can i get this song

[HawksawToTheThroat89]

its a good song guys come on its pretty good

[nomisil]

ROFL!!!!

[randijay]

is this for real?! this is retarded

[yeeaarrhh]

sheer brilliance!

[aikanar86]

Debo decir que este video es un completo insulto a la canción original de Stan Bush que hizo para la pelicula de los Transformers, creo que las personas que crecieron con los transformers en su niñez esperan varias cosas de la pelicula que viene en camino.

[Noizemaze4]

haha great song ~~ thats right u muthafukers out there who thinks dat the TF movie will sick XD WATCH IT 1ST b4 u make any comments =)

[rockwell0]

was this serious? if sooo... i hated it.

[andyknowsyou]

i dont care what this prick says... he's messed with a fucking amazing song therefore all he says is shit.

[2346]

hahah thats weird

[Nilsiverthebeliver9]

very good made indeed :)

[Stonespear]

Dumb movies for dumb people. End of story.

[mgk22]

Wait for the movie to come out dumby

[DarkFalconX]

Just because people see these kinds of movies doesn't make them "dumb". They just want to see some action.

Besides, what would you call a smart movie, hmmmm?

[fluffykins15]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahaha...i agree

[theblondebomber]

Bay's movies are about as cool as 80's Hairband rock. That means he sucks a big one.

[mgk22]

Fuck you his movies are badass

[RaulPetersen]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha

fuck me that's brilliant!

[luckykat2]

i dont know what is it about bay's movies. they have awesome visuals but its like the writings always bad or too hollywood or something. tranformers looks dope and all but i have a feeling they might have made it gay.

[mgk22]

Nah it should be good

[FUNCHOMCLALA]

I can't comment - I can't understand a word he is saying!

[AlabamaMan22]

You must have been watching with your eyes closed.

[RoyalKnightVI]

Well I don't care too much for Bay but you can't judge a movie before it's out! When it comes out and you've "actually watched it" then you can judge!

[RoyalKnightVI]

you're right Bay's Transformers will rock, with Bay's track record there is no way he can fail!

[starbuck356]

Armageddon is one of my fave movies of all time pearl harbour attack scene was good but ben afleck let down the whole film, cant wait to see transformers.

[tformer0607]

bay sucks and the movie might be good but still he made megatron look like crap

[mgk22]

thats his Cybertronian Form dumby and Bay didnt design it Steven Speilberg had more to do wit that

[basslicker420]

It's not as if Transformers had a lot of good dialogue ever. Its about the machines and the laser rifle battles.

[GWolfV2]

Actually, if you watch it, the 12 shows have very good writing. ESPECIALLY Beast Wars.

[RoyalKnightVI]

That is one reason I detest G1 snobs, since some of them hate Beast Wars! some of them hate it because it brought back interest in Transformers,and they just hate change.

Beast Wars had great writing and mature themes, it had comedy as well! Just watch Code of Hero!

[noddegamrashadow]

Hehehe... Awesome in a crazy way. I seriously hope Bay can pull the TF movie off...

[Shakalouco]

Amigo que coisa em mas que mitura ficou uma... a sua voz mas a Edção do video ficou muito boa.

[MaxInterjects]

you're terrible, dude. terrible. Bay's a dumbass who raped and killed Starscream in favor of sasquatch bug. and you're making a TRIBUTE to him? well at least you can't sing to save your life, so this tribute doesnt mean much.

[mgk22]

Uh why dont you watch the movie before you say the raped Starscream because so far he looks good. Bay is the greatest out there

[mgk22]

No YOu are terrible if you doubt the movie and Starscream hasnt been raped he looks badass and why dont you wait till the movie is out

[Defender78]

BRILLIANT!!! AWESOME!

[kaijucole]

I hope Bush's song "The touch" makes it into the new movie.

[dellarwoowoo]

He sings better than Bay directs

[mgk22]

Bay is one of the greatest directors

[soulflexin]

this was so funny.. thanks.. the rock is my favorite movie.. =)

[CaityG]

HAHAHAHAHA.

This is AWESOME. I particularly love that line, "Some people needlessly talk shit

Even before they have seen it

All those guys are fools" ... since it's absolutely fucking TRUE. ;) Rock on.

[BoCodiseasel]

Likin the song man!! *faves*

[bluepeppermint]

i'm afraid

[rayman9999]

what the hell

[jonesed209]

You cant sing for shit!

[jimmylonewolf]

The guy does make one good point though: this is the perfect project for Bay. As long as he sticks to movies based on toys (and away from WWII "epics"), Bay might finally deliver the "fun" this video prematurely celebrates. It ain't here yet, thats for sure!

[jimmylonewolf]

Wow, this is the PERFECT tribute to Bay: a dorky, over-enthusiastic nerd with a high-pitched voice (YEAH!) claiming PH "kicked ass" because "there were planes and explosions and that was enough"! My favorite line had to be "with Michael Bay's reputation; I know Transformers will be one kick-ass movie". Unintentionally hilarious!

[speedy2250]

Dude, you really should give the movie a chance, a lot of people don't particularly like what they're hearing about it, but i suppose there is a possiblilty they cold put together a decent flick. Cullins on board, thats cool. Some changes would'nt be too bad if they incorporate enough of the original personality and flavor into. Sounds like there are many references to keep the G1 fans happy. We'll have to see.

[iheartorcs]

^ number one fan

[crhaburn]

Check out our song that we did for the Transformers Movie, vote and comment on it. We Need Your Feedback....

[WeAreUs]

-_-; This song was sooooo gay. It sucked just like the new TF movie will.

[mgk22]

No its good just like TF will be you just suk

[ThotPran]

I agree.

[jostopholees]

That's just embarrassing and uber gay

[ARTIED]

Right on brotha!

[Silverwing22]

This video kicks some serious ass. I'm fuckin' jazzed for Transformers now!

[ghostvib]

This is hilarious just because this totally looks like it was made for the place I work.

[foghornfilms]

haha, if it's shit writing Michael Bay will get looked on badly, even if he didnt write an inch of it. he's a technical director, not an actors director.

[GonG243]

nice video!!

worst director!

[mgk22]

No Best Director

[MrDefaulto]

Wow yeah.. you've shown clips from every crap Bay film. Bay does have the power sadly, but has no clue how to use it. Just as he completely ignored the reality of Pearl Harbor, he's screwing over TF fans buy making yet more crap that has nothing to do with the real story. Yet he calls it Transformers and uses the original names and voices. What's the point? There already IS a great TF movie.

[mgk22]

And this new TF movie will be even better then the Animated one. Change the story you say? it wouldnt be the first time the story has changed, if you look you will find several TF stories consistent with the one for the movie

[Infinity2008]

Micheal Bay should go to hell

[towertek]

I love this video!!! Good work!

[wanderleicrocop]

when a big asteroid´s loose send up Bruce with a nuclear bomb... AhAHhahAHHAhAHHAhahaHHAHAhAHHA­hAhAhahahHAHAHahaha

Michael is a fucking freak

[RicardoDiaz]

I take this video as a joke. He lays out all the stupid things in Bay's films. "Run in slow motion!" I really hope the transformers movie flops. I hate transformer fans and Bay fans. It will be two hits for the price of one for me if this flops!

[AlabamaMan22]

With such anger and resentment towards something which in no way affects you personally, one has to wonder what your malfunction is lol. This video is bad ass.

[Kohkah]

yeah screw you too pal

[soulst0p]

that was an awesome tribute to Bay AND the original Transformers movie

[lyleloveskelli]

So i'm guessing your a Transformers fan like me yeh? so now (assuming you are following this film) you have read the script and seen what all the Transfomers look like... you can make a song about killing Michael Bay for butchering this franchise.

[WilliamLaRochelle]

I sure hope someone has heard of irony, and they flip this tune on its butt.

Spielberg is involved with Transformers, so it may have a chance.

But that must also be how a piece of dreck like this got linked by imdb.

How did Michael Bay "got the power"? He changes his mind, and blames others.

His movies might look good in dailies, but cut together they are headache-inducing.

But I thought you were very funny in Clerks II, kid.

[LuciferThePirate]

I love you.

[viruete]

Dude, you should play the song in a lower key!

[samuraibambi]

gotta love Bay

[saintofallkillers]

LOL

[JakHolmberg]

Yeah! Boogie Nights!, the island rocked!

[TheNudeMonkey]

video is good, singer is not. Would have been nice to show the singer a bit less so we could see more from the video.

[DarrenRBaker]

Oh my lord. That's uncomfortable.

[CenCalDevil]

Very good Mark Wahlberg singing impersonation(a la Boogie Nights).

[garak1976]

Hey jackball, he's imitating Stan Bush who sang the song "The Touch" for "Transformers the Movie" in 1985.

[dukedmg]

Michael bay the king of fast action movies I Love armageddon, bad boys 1 and 2, the rock and the transformers movie will kick serious ass.

[kronker]

Funny but hard to understand the singer.

[williamtomas]

The video's okay, go and work on your lyrics.

[overlordprime]

sei un figo, sul serio. Congrats, Man!

[Skeletoraids]

Nice hair bro

[yotuel]

que le den un oscar a este tío. y a Bay también caray! pues no me lo paso yo bien con sus pelis ni ná XD.

[CountlovE]

Does he have a nasal problem? sounds like he is singing with a cold.

[jurahsik]

i hope they show this at the end of the movie.

[mode7overworld]

This shit is awesome. I am surprised at the amount of people who don't get it. It's almost equal to the amount of trendy film-snobs who think it makes them look classy and intelligent by jumping on the anti-Bay bandwagon. Evidently, having fun at the movies is harmful to their black turtlenecks and handlebar moustahces.