Hannah Plays! - Assassin's Creed Revelations 2 - A Hard Ride

[birtyjoe]

she likes to use the phrase "spazzing out"

[Baleur]

That's also why i love indie games, they assume you are smart enough to comprehend basic things. Rather than making you feel like a hand-held fool with "Open this door to gain access to the house, you dummy".

[Baleur]

Why do they have a whirling vortex to show you where to go? It is an OPEN DOORWAY, how could anyone not notice that it is a way out? We are human beings, we've grown up in a world where doors have been used for thousands of years. Yet the game devs think we're too dumb to recognize one.

That kinda stuff just annoys me to no end, it feels like the devs assume you're an idiot. Assume the players are smart instead, it's much more flattering and if someone is not smart enough for a door, who cares?

[griffenwind]

sorry my nerd rage ( your favorit martian reference) was cut off by word limit but anyway this one breaks and then he find two more with one that is almost brand new (convieniant huh) and the other is old as hell when both are from the exact damn time frame of usage and forging WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!111 but any way now that somwe rage is gone back to the video lololol good game though i mean other then that it is perfect to a T

[griffenwind]

ok i find if funny that in every game you start with either one hidden blade or non i mean i understand why that is in the first on cuz well it just started and in the srcount on its a new person completely who isent even assasin yet BUT IN THE THIRD HE GETS LAID AND THEN MARIO'S (yes that is his (now deaseased) uncles name is) get attacked and you loos 100000 gold all your weps and everything els except one hiden blade and now in this it magicley breaks cz some guy hits it for the 100000+ time

[fishiepants]

@griffenwind I can't understand anything you're typing.

[scuba323]

they don't turn around because he's an assassin?

[crazylouis12]

@ wrexsoul8 the people who make onlive might had watched the videos

[STICKMAN4427]

Hannah you are so mean the poor man was having an apple an you killed him

4:38

[ilovekittenscats8888]

@STICKMAN4427 you idiot

[Wrexsoul8]

So there was an onlive ad before this vid, and the 3 games it mentioned were AC: Revelations, Arkham City, And L.A Noire.... Weird coincidence?

[nerfbuz]

the controls look really wierd and hard on pc.

[koreykochisamzing123]

i want hannah to ride my hard ride...........oink

[greyforge27]

I all ready miss Batman.

[m1n3craf5]

If you scream "Faster!" then you think horses will hear this :D. Thumbs up if its not true!

[AzureOctive]

When you have to listen to guttural puking of the English language all day, there's nothing quite like listening to someone speaking clearly at the end of it, keep making videos Hannah!

[TheyCallM3]

6:35..you remember how Altiair would of just killed him straight up. Follow n kill he used to be all about ;)

[MrAntwnhs13]

no offence



[MrAntwnhs13]

ur like the biggest troll ever

[Buvy11]

WERE GOING ON A ROADTRIP!!!!!

[zombievslayer2000]

6:46 look at top of stone assassin creed sign XD

[Roxas0321]

NOD AT THE BIRD AND PEOPLE DIE

[9LukeSkywalker]

@Roxas0321 ...EVERYWHERE PEOPLE DIE

[TopsyKritz]

*Ezio stabs a guy in the head*

Hannah - "That's gross."

Every guy in the World - "That was badass,"

[trackerswide]

the guard that appears closing the door after hanna freed the worker has cesare borgia's voice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!! i first tought he survived destiny!!!!! LOL

[Singefeather489]

LOL Blood on

[dragoncool64]

it takes forever to load!

[alkex12345]

4:23 like a boss

[TiaRae101]

i dont like old ezio :(

[TheDrCN]

I didn't even realize this game was out. Wasn't as well advertised as Brotherhood.

[hyperventalated]

Man: They will murder me!

Hannah: Baby.

Pfffffffffhahahahaa

[petros705]

y do they talk greek ( im sure its greek becauze im from greece)

[xxSanadaxx]

@petros705

Uhhh because they're Byzantines? The vast majority of the people who made up the Byzantine Empire were Greeks.

[killjoy95590]

Omg click CC at bottom right corner ( next to fullscreen options , etc ) and then click transcribe audio and re-watch the video ... the funniest thing i have ever seen.

[DarkKirbyBlade]

Too many games put weapons in the "invisible sheath". Love the sarcasm Hannah.

[lordofzelda1]

hannah plays are the best

[JFluffyful]

also, 8:45, does he CASTRATE that guy?

[JFluffyful]

"i've got to remember how to fight"

quick tutorial: spam counter.

[ConagherAxe]

@JFluffyful Yeah seriously.

[WxIxZeguy2]

dammit hannah, you and your ideal combination of voice and accent have burned countless minutes once m ore!

If fall asleep while working tomarrow. i'll be forced to blame you.

[MrPokemon312]

if someone asks what it was written in the door it was gods home i can arabic

[MinecraftChumps1015]

the castle was alot more sunnier in the 1st game

[VIDEOGAMESGREECE]

OMG I Heard Them Speak Greek !!!! (I'm A Greek Guy)

[32slaughter]

@wlatpziupp so they do not recognise his face

[ItsJokkul]

@WlatPziupp Because hoods are cool? Games and movies arent supposed to be realistic

[WlatPziupp]

Why does he run like such an idiot?

And why on earth would an assassin wear a hood that limits his vision so incredibly much?

Stupid bullshit right here. Semi entertaining game though

[ZaneT964]

Hannah, your vioce is beautiful and graceful you sound really really pretty.

[thekingsvante]

we got snow like first time after chirstmas in sweden!!

[TheCakesOfJaffa]

stop watching batman!

[TheH4ZZ4]

I spent like 30 mins exploring the first bit with flashbacks from the first AC

[TheGameMaster49]

The sheath is just a loop of leather on Ezio's belt so you can't see it but it's not invisible.

[robertj1998]

An I the only person who races the ghost person at the beggining?

[an1m8r]

I'm very confused. Isn't this big castle the one from the first game but that was in the holy land, or israel so how is it snowing?

[TheWistfulWanderer]

@an1m8r It can snow in the Holy land, paarly in the mountains.

[an1m8r]

@TheWistfulWanderer Ah ok thankyou!

[hyphonator666]

me 2 it must be so hard on pc

[MrSN99]

this game is hard for PC i play them on PS3

[HappyNTR]

ass♂ass♂in

[Mikesaniceguy]

"YES!... Oh no.. that's gross.." <- Reason why men are better at war. Gross = Positively Dead

[zap12555]

i need sleep....

[cincameron]

1:55 i was dying "ew... no, that's gross!"

[tomelisbig12]

SAME AS brother hood so far

[tomelisbig12]

@tomelisbig12 

[lolzomgz1337]

Hannah would do better than this guy. "See that assassins mark there? Blatantly for me - bugger off Templars."

Templars: D: "oh okay, derp."

[inFxNinjaz]

you should of played this with simon!

[eoikglados]

@inFxNinjaz simon, simon simon, it's only thing people want. i LOVE simon, but the thing is his trolly personality towards lewis, a good example would be at the yoglimpics, were he punched xephos into a hole.

[teamstick89]

lolz at 11:31 i hit at leats 40 rocks but did not die! lolz

[tomwsmf]

hannah my son is a big assasins creed fan but hes only 9.So please turn blood off.thank you

[Mikesaniceguy]

@tomwsmf Blood is a part of life and of death. If your child grows up playing games that have no blood when a knife enters their chest, the child will grow ignorant unless the parent explains why the blood is not there. In that case, the more accurate perspective would be for the parent to explain the story and then explain why they're bleeding. Ask the child (and yourself) if you're alright teaching a nine year old these lessons.

[pyrofluffy563]

omg this is the base from the first game the base of the assassins

[MrNerostart]

Assassin's Creed Revelations SOUND TRACK SO AWSOME!!

[ESTPLAYER1]

good danm i play assasins cred bloodlines on psp and i just push the buttons

[RedJester93]

Altair, it seems my students do not fully understand what it is to wield a blade. Perhaps you can show them what you know?

[NightshadeShroud]

I looked up the meanings of the 2 protagonists name

altair: Bird

Ezio: Eagle

Not so much significance but a bird or eagle always shows up when synchronising and also eagle vision. also the first real life assassin or hashashin studied the eagle teachings

[awesomepwn12]

@NightshadeShroud really i thought it meant eric and alex

[Terra1311]

@NightshadeShroud actually ezio means bird and Altair means Eagle.

[BLAMBANGBAM]

@NightshadeShroud as well as their hoodie/robes which look like they have beaks.

[xxSanadaxx]

@NightshadeShroud

You didn't already know this? Desmonds last name, Miles, is another word for Soldier in Latin. It makes reference to him being a Soldier against the Apocalypse.

[TophBeiFong2]

@NightshadeShroud This news is so ridiculously old.

[barronzaren]

@NightshadeShroud The first real assassin? i think that is pretty much impossible to tell when the 'first' assassin lived, i will quote the sniper here "As long as there are 2 people left on the planet, somebody is going to want somebody else dead."

[Bluestarz5555]

@barronzaren And if there's 2 people left on the planet in this game's timeline, then it's probably an Assassin and a Templar, both of which are wanting the other dead.

[barronzaren]

@NightshadeShroud Then there must be another character in the works! eagle....

[MrSydneyGamer]

@NightshadeShroud Turns out desmond means "stab lucy"

[webuserism]

leonardo is not crazy!!!

[PollustheWarrior]

Can we get a Hannah plays Skyrim?

[lolmaster2424]

@PollustheWarrior  yea

[MBChilladin]

this sparks a *puts on glasses* Memory.

[HELLBROTHER888]

HAPPY FUCKEN NEW YEAR

[BaxterXenon]

I'M THROWING MONEY AT THE SCREEN BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING!

[thegunni143]

Hannah can be so hilarious!!

[GemuKokoro7]

maybe ezio plays zumba fitness

SOMTHING WE STIL HAVE YET TO SEE LEWIS DO >=U

[TheElazid]

check out my channel plz

[leon2550]

if your gonna be ridiculous you might as well spell cinch right.

[leon2550]

100% SYNCH

[DaraJonasGaming]

It's more like the Dark Brotherhood than Batman.

[shinysnakeeyes]

is someone hitting you every-time you hit a rock in the road you say ouch each time

[oOPureChaosOo]

YOUR REALLY GOOD AT THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!

[kolorsin]

if i think about it have i almost sean all your videos XD

[NinjaRulesMinecraft]

kick off the bird AND BE A BADASS

[sailorstrawburry]

I've never played the first two games ( yet, I'm working on it :3 ). I just couldn't resist watching these. Hannah rocks :3

[menglish59]

@sailorstrawburry first three i think you mean

[MrRawax]

I never liked how guards are just waiting to be killed :/

[Mashur21]

R you going out with Lewis

[JSquid1337]

i wonder what happened to his crotch after sliding across all that crap >.<

[colonelkearns]

i stopped watching this as soon as i saw that stupid "watch unterrupted after watching 'I'm a Mormon' -or- Watch with 2 commercial breaks" bullshit

[trouts4]

I like that you relate everything to Batman.

[dinosplotion]

is it just me or is the the digging guy at the door sound a swig bit like umbongo

[warcreator745]

ezio in the year 2011 climbing building mobile rings shit well nnow hes dead

[Drag0nL0rd953]

Is Hanna the only one who uses the yogscast 2 profile?

[Fidget314]

@Drag0nL0rd953 Yogscast do Yogtrailers here too.

[StargateUnending]

(on xBox) Took me SO many tries to get the damn * being pulled along on the ground by a cart thingy ma bob* thing.. It was easy you say?

Yes it was, it took me about 10 tries to realise I was pressing the wrong button LOL

[shadowflame2010]

4:17 challenge accepted face :D

[TomsteurhToast]

Is it possible to upload it in 1080p? Because 720p is not so nice on a big screen of 1080p XD

Only asking!

[dtane11]

talk about carpet burn :/

[IShallOwnYou1]

Ahahahaha Learnado Da Vinchi's mad doings xD

[jds829]

pc woa

[MrTroninator]

"Just spazz out and things die" ? haha, awesome! :D

[GDCGreen1]

Assassin's Creed is the best game ever made!

[attackzac21]

@GDCGreen1 arguably....

[SuperPehta]

cool game as fuck

[XX0Angel0XX]

You're the best, Hannah :]

[TheMarsh97]

Complain Complain Complain! oh floating sword no sheath blah blah blah its not even that bad

[IIWolfable]

@TheMarsh97 STFU.

[blackii7]

HANNAH the white sheets mark a place where you can climb

[spazyak]

this is like indiana jones for fr**kin sakes

[MrGabapovich]

no snow here in vermont which is fucking ridiculous

[CaptainDynamics]

hannah actually in the east midlands in northamptonshire in a village called clipston where i live we had 2 inches of snow

[TheSephiroth5]

Just a tip if you dont already know.if you get a kill streak of 2.You can hold down the attack button on the next kill streak to take out him and another enemy at once.Rarely happens to be more then 4 guys tho,and the janis's and the fast guys dont relaly make it easy.

[mcbiffsta]

Is that the seagull of family guy :L

[ImmaGonnaBeatYoAss]

i love hannah when she plays assassin's creed rather than when she does minecraft it is so much more funny

[ImmaGonnaBeatYoAss]

i think that there is a setting to remove the controls

[cheekybuttful]

you think tahts pathetic?

the amount of snow I've gotten in america, mi., detroit is pathetic

[MrJCcast]

road burn!!!!



[JustAGh0sT]

hannah plays! ass... a hard ride

[CatalystBeast]

it was snowing when i was at school and im in england

[54AgeOfRogue54]

You though a rug burn was bad ...

[MinecraftBros030900]

Ezios Dick Must Hert After That =/

[codyknightrouge]

its funny how she's disgusted by all the kills yet she purposly put blood on

[Mario78718]

@codyknightrouge She probably only did it for the audience

[mrhuntalot123]

13:45 typical women



[ukchill1]

LOL BITCH FUCK

[ukchill1]

lol...a hard ride..lol

[GeorgeDpTV]

Hannah plays... A hard ride eh?

[OceanEmbers]

Me and my friends are doing a let's play, could people please check it out? We really need views. Search "minetarded" up there ^ in the search bar (or just find it in my subscriptions)

[TodayRevelation]

a.c. on pc is for NOOBS

[toaklanoa]

@TodayRevelation just stfu

if u dont like this, why bother watching?

unless u got no life

[95xXxdude]

@TodayRevelation how is it you fuckin moron you make no sense in this world.

[cottoneyejoeable1]

@HopelessWizzard theres an armor for that ;)

[portal22011]

THIS IS EPIC



[Kjakings]

That Templar on the horse missed a prime opportunity to snowboard in the middle east atop an assassin.

[ryguy03833]

@HopelessWizzard i get it thats a good one

[Silvercalibur1]

Wow Hannah's doing better than I did the first time I played revlations 

[Xeetoxic]

No no, I watched the first part, but I don't want to ruin the game, this just makes me hope i got it for christmas even more now and i really want to play the first two games now

[ownsmax]

"...I'm not even that agile now." well that's one sex dream gone...

[monikajohanna123]

we are getting snow everyday hannah XD

[MrSkeleton16]

SNOW!!!!

[Bigwolf1961]

hannah is extremely agressive. I LIKE IT!

[MrMegaMeta]

"Did i put blood on?" "Is blood On" xD Rofl.

[alegofan10]

ezio is old :0

[Nedread]

I love how the guards just stand there and dont attack while Ezio is crouched down overthe assassinated guard's body

[Nedread]

i think she means delapidated :P I love hannah, Best yogscaster ever IMO

[minecraftkingjake1]

It was good snow but lasted for about 1 hour

[BambiHyuuga]

Did used to have mission markers

[IGotzMonkeh]

Oh Hannah You Don't Have To Be Agile For Us To Love You :3

[bliz0123]

if u pause at 1:17 it shows he has the hook blade but he dosent get it till later

[ZPiiiC14]

i cant wonder what his penis must look like after that ride..

[minecraftman53]

i used to look down on people who said "I took a arrow to the face,shoulder,and knee."Until I killed them all.

[bro123bro123]

Ezio's clothes are now completely gone.

[bro123bro123]

@HopelessWizzard Oh. My. Gourd. You just did it.

[CymruHunter]

this is exatly the same as the book

[bro123bro123]

@CymruHunter Is that a bad thing?