Dave Chappelle - Black Santa and Fame

[Jcolinsol]

I believe in Black Santa.

[speshalist1]

Fuckig Genius!!



[tyhonda47]

@fyte4luv808 You praise Dave Chapelle,yet you offend him???

[fyte4luv808]

dave is the funniest nigger that ever lived

[SuperboyConnerKent]

WHERE THEM COOKIES AT?

[kcunihupfopiq4328]

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[JackHorny77]

Funny as he'll!!!

[fasciani20]

thumbs up if you caught that guys laugh at :26-:31 lmaooooo!!

[lilrekie24]

@nightmareklown lol or hes a black crackhead

[trombley420]

David Chappelle! thats right bitch hahaha

[Sindrake]

Sant Cant be black because if he where, He wouldn't wear cotton on his head, and the white women would be pregnant on the day after Christmas.

[MurphGiovanni]

@Sindrake swing and a miss

[Sindrake]

@MurphGiovanni too bad it was pitched so long ago eh?

[MurphGiovanni]

@Sindrake it was pitched? i said "swing and a miss" meaning you swung a figurative baseball bat and missed the target...i never implied that you pitched anything, you dizzy prick...wow, you are unfunny and stupid...also, too bad it was still on the very first page of comments...that's the unfortunate part...people couldn't avoid seeing your weak joke...lol you did the two-part punchline as well and both parts were equally unfunny...now THAT is funny to me

[Sindrake]

@MurphGiovanni dude let it go you seem to be dwelling on something, LOL

[MurphGiovanni]

@Sindrake NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YunSir]

What DVD is this on

[spideykoonrulz]

Hmm, where them cookies?

[drb622bucs]

13 people dont like white santa

[orangejump11]

1:30 - 1.40 well he became famous. too bad too.

[briantravelman]

i think black santa would prefer crack instead of cookies!

[ZehGfather]

@briantravelman cookies with crack sprinkles :D

[briantravelman]

@ZehGfather

hahahahahaha

[Hauraunah]

@ZehGfather

Roflmao!!!

[Hauraunah]

@briantravelman

Ahahahaha!!!

[supertrix101]

@mc3260 That's what santa does every christmas.....

[mentor291]

0:29

(Scariest laugh in tha backround man)

[LabeerehnGbanna]

@lachmeneger Is that suppose to be a compliment to Dave Chapelle? You're funny!

[TheKayanna12]

@lachmeneger nazi.

[bonez136]

@lachmeneger douche

[arafat24]

:30 you can hear sum dude in the background lauging like the count

[Bugsykato]

dang he saved the s^%$ out of that joke!

[paulrd95]

Thats right bitch! WAH WAH!!!!

[Todd1971]

wispy & ulti: dudes chill eberybody has their own opinion. There's no since in arguing & hatin. Geeeez . just chill

[WispyPlane]

its "sense" you fucking moron

[Todd1971]

@WispyPlane

Whatever, dude ! I'm done with you. Get a life Believe in whatever ya want. Comment away. But you are a very hateful person. There's no need for all that attitude. All I did was post a nice non threatening comment. Your're the moron with your hateful attitude toward people. See Ya.

[WispyPlane]

Buddy your a fucking loser...Get some friends and a pair of balls. Jesus Christ

[Todd1971]

@WispyPlane Screw You ...

[WispyPlane]

haha fucking owned

[Todd1971]

@WispyPlane

No... you don't understand... you're an idiot.... screw you !

[WispyPlane]

I do understand...Your a faggot...Have no friends....Got owned... Now shut the fuck up

[Todd1971]

@WispyPlane

Listen you little Canadian punk. I have more friends than you'll ever see in your life time. You're a mindless little freak, shut your face, you low down piece of dried up canadian goose shit !!!!!

[WispyPlane]

@Todd1971 After I was done fucking your mom and your sister they both said I was better than you....O and did I mention your a faggot

[Todd1971]

@WispyPlane Why don't you crawl back to where you came from , you stupid piece of crap. Screeeeeeeeew Yooooooooou !! I'm done with you !

[WispyPlane]

@Todd1971 LOL your a faggot

[Todd1971]

@WispyPlane Oh Yeah, did I mention your a piece of CRAP !!! LOSER !! You're the one that just got owned. Go cry to your mommy you stupid little punk. You're probably still living at home with your mom, playing video games, eating moon pies. Get a life, get a job, you sorry piece of crap !

[ultilinium8]

black santa: well thats better than asian santa. (santa) what you want, (me) i want a.., (santa) you take to long next!

[WispyPlane]

Thats from family guy you fucking hack. Dream up your own material

[ultilinium8]

no s*** did i say it was mine

[WispyPlane]

You made it seem that way bitch. Like honestly why don't you walk the same path of originality and stop being a hack bitch...Its pathetic

[ultilinium8]

@WispyPlane it was a reference you jackass,it's not a hack if i'm fucking refering to something. god your a bigger buzz kill than Buzz Killington, oh wait you gonna call me hack for refering to him too. >:(

[WispyPlane]

No. I'm going to call you a fucking fag for being so immature and thinking of a gay name like buzz Killington...Fuck why don't you mature into a man and stop acting like some fucking fairy boy

[ultilinium8]

@WispyPlane buzz killington was also from family guy you worthless waste of life, out every fucking humanbeing that was concived you just had to fucking exist and torment me for god and every other deity knows why. What the fuck did i ever do to you besides post a simple comment youtube. I dearly wish for you to burn in hell , but that wouldn't work because apparently you are form there, you Satanic Shit! you wanted immature and now you fucking got. so come on bitch i can do this all night. >:D

[WispyPlane]

O no!! how pathetic of me not to watch every family guy episode like some house hermit faggot and stop being so fucking stupid kid....There is no God. Fuck your stupid and as for your rant on the world you made about 20 grammar mistakes. Go back to school where they will be able to teach you what the word wrong is you fucking joke

[ultilinium8]

@WispyPlane dude you have a fucking problem if you can think of nothing else better to do than reply to me all day and waste my time. go outside and get some help, take take your prozac or ritilin, or you could just put yourself out of your own damn misery and make this world a better place. :D

[ultilinium8]

@WispyPlane oh and by the way you said your instead of you and you mispelled the word "world" so who's wearing the dunce cap now dickhead.

[brin3535]

You need to know the difference between your and you're before you preach to anyone about going back to school. Worry less about the stupidity of others and more about your own. I'm just sayin'...........

[WispyPlane]

Buddy your a fag...Don't talk unless it involves what your dike mom is wearing

[MrTheaterjunkee]

Damn you went hard on him lol!

[WispyPlane]

@MrTheaterjunkee Haha why thank you. I saw another fag step out of line so I put him back in it

[WispyPlane]

LOL thats why I didn't reply last night fag I was out with people called friends....You might find out what it means later on in life. "i can do this all night. >:D " LOL that was on a Friday night fag....Fuck you say I don't have a life and look at you not going out on the most fun filled night of the week. Fuck buddy you are the definition of loner

[ultilinium8]

@WispyPlane i was out too thats why replyed at 11:00 at night and trust me I've known more poeple and made more friends that you'll ever know. i just came back to my hotel room to see what you had say(and get my sandels). so this will be the last time speak to you cause i have beach to enjoy. bye botch!.

[bigdl72]

nigga sounds like krayzie bone

[FunkDocta18]

keeps it real

[laurence265]

HOO DAVID CHAPPELLE!

[iiIiIIbeaZIIiIii]

OH !!!! SORRRRRY IM LATE KIDS !!!!! hahahahahahahhahahaha

[cerasi209]

i hope to get my gifts by the 27th.

[Mrbigboi60]

Got Caught Up In Some Pussy In Vegas.....Hahaha

[stumeister0]

listen to the guys laugh at 0:28 onwards

[HighLandHotPocket]

@stumeister0 That nigga was like "ug ug ug ug ug aug ug ug aug ahhh haaaa" :D

[findkys]

no one likes you coz your a cunt

[jackedcivic]

I'll pick her up in a fuckin' garbage truck just to see how she reacts...

LMAO

[WhirlnTwirlGirl]

lmao love it!!

[nik1O9]

sorry im late kids! santa got caught up with some pussy in vegas!

[YurisDisciple]

@nik1O9

Where them cookies at?!

[mrwaves1]

ha bein racist against ur self

[ZayLong]

*gasp* DAVID CHAPPELLE!!!

that was pretty funny.

[Zgamer618]

Im rich beotch! LOL

[cmonlive]

ROFL, love Chappelle !!!

[gworldstheplayer]

too fuckin funny

[Jimbosie100]

Mencias a hack.

[munsterownednrg]

wow carlos mencia jacked his jokes from this

[RealFutureStar33]

carlos mencia stole all his jokes plus hes not even funny

[onemadmod]

not surprised, he does that all the time.

[gmartnz1994]

are you kidding? they took the black santa joke in different directions.. the only same part was a black man applying for a santa job... jus saying

[nightmareklown]

well everybody knows santas black who else can break into your house in the middle of the night and you not know it.

[uchihaitachi564]

HE COULD BE MEXICAN or A NINJA

[nightmareklown]

true i think hes black talking about that hohoho

[insane2754]

or a mexican ninja o.0

[MrCemgok]

lol

[kyuubikid7971]

and who else requires u to be asleep?

[nightmareklown]

just more proof

[nightmareklown]

you know its true

[mrwhatever213]

Yo nightmareklown white people!! who else can come to a whole country and not only jack the country but but steal other people from another continent and get a way with it and still talk shit.nightmareklown

[nightmareklown]

nobody else but us . what country are you talking about anyway

[joburnitsun]

People from the fucking 17th century

[dirty47]

@nightmareklown I hate that that's so funny.

[4k3el]

you hear more when there's no video to it and you can imagine more lol. may be they should make movies with no video lol

[NorseAztec]

Where them cookies at??

[cavermendes]

LOL the count at 0:30 seconds. Hahaha..haha...ha...ha!

[MSDesign87]

Hahaha, right?!

[shmokeydabear420]

HA ur right man...at first i was like this fools commenting the wrong video..i thought u meant the sesame street dave chappelle skit..thats hilarious...bitch wheres my money..uve been late 4 times ive been counting...no how many slaps til u get it right? smack! shwone...smack! shtwo SHTHREE SLAPS AH AH AHHH

[SunnySideUp360]

lol you are right @ 30 secs... there is no question, hes the count.

[JTKatz07]

00:30 The Guy Laughing Is The Count!

[archuletarox321]

lmfaoooo

[biggunner200]

i hope this shit dnt make me famous

[lingerdead]

That´s right bitch , "nah naaah" love it:P

[DarkRezo]

you my beloved neega *OFF the HOOK*!

[clayfromsanantonio]

*gasp* DAVID CHAPPELLE!

[Thebboss]

Dave was reading the paper, and a story came on?

[PeterEPanRocks]

on tv?

[jesseliu92]

haha pick her up in a freakin garbage truck

[pdm5031]

forgot whos team i was on and shit

[fancykakes]

black santa...lol

[fartknocker305]

that is whne i take my mask off

[cloud33113]

omfg i fell off my chair =D lol its just to funny

[KingKarl04]

*takes mask off*

girl: ohh david chapelle!!

dave: thats right bitch!haha

lmao

[Metal4Ever08]

what the fuck are you talking about this is how i got the tracks all in just mp3 form

[Reflections16]

ha dumbass

[U2ARETHEBEST]

ROFL LMAO LOL

[D119heavy]

the black santa bit is gold...

[Xaiver170]

lmao

[MysteryMan94]

omg, He is amazing and one of the funniest people ever!

[youngcraze170]

lmao sorry im late kids omg i had to sell some toys to get back

[tulsa4life]

lol where the cookies lol

[VampireLord66]

LMAO

[hanmegitarn]

THAT RIGHT BITCH!! honk honk

LAMO

[rapperSkater]

Dave is the funniest guy ever.

[omarfaw]

true

[shockwavexb360]

make me.