No subtlety, no invention, just Dane Cook over-delivering and shoving his "jokes" down our throats. Like if he says it emphatically enough, its all of a sudden funny. His success is totally unjustified.
Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me
apparently this is real. if you post this on 10 videos you will get asked out or kissed. but if you break the chain you will see a dead girl tonight srry didnt start this!!!!!
Im sorry but what came first, the family guy joke or this... seriously... this is not funny, I can't believe the reactions he's getting to some of the comments he makes.
fuck off..... -.- enjoy believing a made-up religion for the rest of your life. When you die you will be put in a dam hole....you think something else will happen? -.-
apparently this is real. if you post this on 10 videos you will get asked out or kissed. but if you break the chain you will see a dead girl tonight srry didnt start this!!!!!
thats nasty i don`t like Kool aid any its taste like nasty shit and my dad did believe that a dancing kool aid came and mess up my room and i still got hit with the toaster!it was painful very much
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man fuck jesus if he was retarded and wanted to go die on a coss that was his deal i didnt ask him to die for me you know what would be smarter than worshipping jesus how bout worshipping someone who wasnt stupid enough to get nailed to a cross
He died to cleanse us of our sins and to save us from the devil, you ungrateful waste of space. he did it because he cares about all of us and you just throw it back in his face!? worthless piece of shit...
i didnt ask him to if you wanna be a retard and belive that some magical fairy that lives in the clouds impregnated a virgin and gave her son super powers than be my guest you religiouse types use jesus as a cruch and anyone who belives different than you is condemned to hell you can go ahead and buy into your church bullshit if you want to but leave me alone you fuckin sheep
word, let them peddle their bullshit elsewhere i should have put after i posted that for people to repost and see what god will do because he will do the same as the jesus posts absolutely nothing thanks
Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true
Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true
u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS
YOU BETTER FIX THAT GODDAMN WALL BEFORE MY DAD GETS HOME! HE WONT BELIEVE THAT A DANCING BOWL OF FRUIT-PUNCH CAME IN HERE! ill get beat with a toaster i swear to god" xD
YOU BETTER FIX THAT GODDAMN WALL BEFORE MY DAD GETS HOME! HE WONT BELIEVE THAT A DANCING BOWL OF FRUIT-PUNCH CAME IN HERE! ill get beat with a toaster i swear to god" xD
the kool aid commercials used to freak the crap out of me too. One time I even yellled what the hell and I got slapped! Ha ha its funny now that I think about it, he he
what a load of crap !
ahctl 3 years ago
1:23 hes gonna beat me with a toaster i swear to god
GilMullens 3 years ago
this isn't funny
lovetennisAThendy 3 years ago
True it isn't funny, it is VERY FUNNY! Probably more funny to the people old enough to remember the Kool Aid commercials though. It's all relative.
Mshine67 3 years ago
No subtlety, no invention, just Dane Cook over-delivering and shoving his "jokes" down our throats. Like if he says it emphatically enough, its all of a sudden funny. His success is totally unjustified.
jricklis 3 years ago
lmao OH YA *hump*
hotviper13 3 years ago
this vid is so funny love it
groovinpanda 3 years ago
This is sooooooooo funny
jabrproduction 3 years ago
'if you get thirsty sip yourself you glass son of a bitch!"
ROFL
CCSBandGeek 3 years ago
Katt Williams is way funny
themetalheadbanger 3 years ago
beet with a toster
parrothillbilly 3 years ago
wtf :40?
mcrfobaar 3 years ago
Very funny
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zeebgirl98 3 years ago
funny but not as funny as the orig.
mn315on 3 years ago
OH YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Hjh826 3 years ago
0:40 u can see the hawian punch guy lolololololol
OOOOO YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gamerz711 3 years ago
oh yeah!!
TrueEmoKid123 3 years ago
LOL
"no no thats ur problem. ur slogan should be 'oh no what have i done to this beautiful home" ROFL THATS OOOO FUNNY!
Iceecube2424 3 years ago
this is hilarious! 5/5
urclremi 3 years ago
hahahahahahahhahahaha this is a fummy video
herolisa 3 years ago
0:40 WTF? is that woman a pedo or something?
wikiporno 3 years ago
lol yeah theres a cross on the wall but so its all cool
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beshmao91 3 years ago
TURBO KOOL-AID FUCK!!!
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W/e I did it..help me now jesus.
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A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me
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uberlazorz13 3 years ago
oh no look wht ive done to this beautiful home
MrDott60 3 years ago
400 hundred pound jug of juice.... hahaha and his juice box!! too funny
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apparently this is real. if you post this on 10 videos you will get asked out or kissed. but if you break the chain you will see a dead girl tonight srry didnt start this!!!!!
emygurl1998 3 years ago
oh no. oh no what have i done to this beautiful home? lmao
spaztasticism 3 years ago
sooooooooooo funny
lin07productions 3 years ago
Also.. how has religion become associated with the cool aid guy.... is there something I don't know about him???
wburgess86 3 years ago
Maybe these 3% are drinking the "spiked" kool-aid?
merryplot 3 years ago
Im sorry but what came first, the family guy joke or this... seriously... this is not funny, I can't believe the reactions he's getting to some of the comments he makes.
wburgess86 3 years ago
lol "hes going to beat me with a toster lol
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22nemo3 3 years ago
stfu
DannielHateful 3 years ago
who the fuck is talking about heaven or hell this is a dam comedy sketch u dam ass hole go baacck to sucking ure pussy and then come back dumshit
TehNoobFiles 3 years ago
Im gonna get beat with a toaster
as they drank his fruity blood
libbybrian15 3 years ago
yay finally someone who doesn't believe i made-up fucking god that "solves" all your dam problems! speak out! lol
Esanx77 3 years ago
............... enjoy hell
AlanGott 3 years ago
huh
fwuffytehnub 3 years ago
fuck off..... -.- enjoy believing a made-up religion for the rest of your life. When you die you will be put in a dam hole....you think something else will happen? -.-
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apparently this is real. if you post this on 10 videos you will get asked out or kissed. but if you break the chain you will see a dead girl tonight srry didnt start this!!!!!
hOlyduTy 3 years ago
LMAO!!! You glass son of a bitch!....
esosa233 3 years ago
im gunna get beat with a toaster
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GargonzolaPie 3 years ago
you glass son of a bitch!!! LOL!!! XD
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jtcomicm1 3 years ago
thats nasty i don`t like Kool aid any its taste like nasty shit and my dad did believe that a dancing kool aid came and mess up my room and i still got hit with the toaster!it was painful very much
Racquelle1123 3 years ago
just because you don't want to repost something doesn't mean you have to be so rude
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You're right.
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man fuck jesus if he was retarded and wanted to go die on a coss that was his deal i didnt ask him to die for me you know what would be smarter than worshipping jesus how bout worshipping someone who wasnt stupid enough to get nailed to a cross
killcomis 3 years ago
He died to cleanse us of our sins and to save us from the devil, you ungrateful waste of space. he did it because he cares about all of us and you just throw it back in his face!? worthless piece of shit...
malbolgiakingofhell 3 years ago
i didnt ask him to if you wanna be a retard and belive that some magical fairy that lives in the clouds impregnated a virgin and gave her son super powers than be my guest you religiouse types use jesus as a cruch and anyone who belives different than you is condemned to hell you can go ahead and buy into your church bullshit if you want to but leave me alone you fuckin sheep
killcomis 3 years ago
i agree dude
those people need to keep it to themselves
sk8rboi102 3 years ago 3
word, let them peddle their bullshit elsewhere i should have put after i posted that for people to repost and see what god will do because he will do the same as the jesus posts absolutely nothing thanks
killcomis 3 years ago
HEY! you need to watch your mouth or else i will NOT see you in heavin
madvboy69 3 years ago
u my friend are an asshole!
deeZNuTZYouSUcK451 3 years ago
How the fuck do you know the number of people who won't post shit?
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jackvidmaster 3 years ago
FUck Jesus
tymoney321 3 years ago
dude why do you do this to your self?
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bigbrettman 3 years ago
his juice box is hanging out with tights
fortman5 3 years ago
Dane Cook is a funny comedian!!!! =)
jabrproduction 3 years ago
lol!!
Koomba26 3 years ago
damn this funny as krazy man!
Murkura 3 years ago
Lol!!
jabrproduction 3 years ago
'debris fell into his open idiot head'
Geekfreediet 3 years ago
lol,
belive it or not, that damn naughty juice, smashed through my wall
but i was prepared, so i kicked his glass ass, lmfao
5hantoria 3 years ago
with his juice box hangin out
xD lmao
sk8rgirl11 3 years ago
lol awesome.. dane cook FTW!
i4mth3w4lrus 3 years ago
"Oh yea!" "oh no!" rotfl Dane cook rocks but the anime videos are diffret from his real jokes
Sufflesgirl327 3 years ago
fix this wall before my dad comes home and beats me with a toaster!
ilovedanecook.
MollyMaebabyyy 3 years ago
OMFG that us funny
Brengarrett 3 years ago
If you get thirsty, go sip yourself you glass son of a b****.
mafool13 3 years ago
yup i like "im goin get beat with a toster" better then the other 1 under this vid
randomkidstogether 3 years ago
mofg . funny toster , ooo , no what have i done to this beautiful home '! lol l ol lo l
hornsby6473 3 years ago
hahaha oh no oh no! what have i done to this beautiful home!!
geico1212 3 years ago
yawn
thesadtruthliveson 3 years ago
XDDD lmfaoooooo
XshaddzX 3 years ago
LMFAOOOOOO...
yosupmyhomies 3 years ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
msbryanb405 3 years ago
Dane Cook is soooo funny. But on the CD w/ the Kool-aid one, He says his dad is going to beat him w/ a belt. and the jokes are worded differntly.
Sufflesgirl327 3 years ago
This is some funny shit
BlackSabbathX666 3 years ago
beat w/ a toaster... XD
KatangHarmony 3 years ago
i lovve dane cook!
soccer12345667 3 years ago
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Dane Cook- worst comedian ever.
flyerfan019283 3 years ago
and who do u think is better?
Nanotech64 3 years ago
brian regan, mitch hedberg (was, wish he hadn't killed himself with heroin), robin williams.
flyerfan019283 3 years ago
better that dave chapplel or some other fuck
callofdutyfan555 3 years ago
LOVE IT!!!!
carebearprincess2010 3 years ago
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My friend wanted me to watch this bag of dogshit? What the fuck, this isn't funny!
fredfredburger722 3 years ago
This cartoon show was able to make a Dane Cook clip funny. Props to the show.
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u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
bathscrubber 3 years ago
0:39 lols
RiverHD 3 years ago
this is freakin awesome yoo !
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DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS
edwardsvampirate 3 years ago
oh yeah!
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Wayn3P0w3r 3 years ago
at 0:40 the guy is masterbating O_O
lolcatmaster1 3 years ago
thats funny!
oxbbyxamberxnicolex 3 years ago
jajajaja OH YEAH!!!! JAJAJAJAJA
Palolalola17 3 years ago
lmao!.Hes good:]
heavenlysined 3 years ago
lolz
pbmaster67 3 years ago
omg the most jkz thin ever!!!!!!
lasdeep022 3 years ago
awesome!
martrex2 3 years ago
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aonv1 3 years ago
To bad they stop this commercial.
My dad would actually hit me with a fucking toaster
Ratkill9000 3 years ago
oh know what have i done to this beautifull home. haha dane cook man your awsome
woodwin00111 3 years ago 3
YOU BETTER FIX THAT GODDAMN WALL BEFORE MY DAD GETS HOME! HE WONT BELIEVE THAT A DANCING BOWL OF FRUIT-PUNCH CAME IN HERE! ill get beat with a toaster i swear to god" xD
aonv1 3 years ago
You like that huh XD
MaurauderX47 3 years ago
YOU BETTER FIX THAT GODDAMN WALL BEFORE MY DAD GETS HOME! HE WONT BELIEVE THAT A DANCING BOWL OF FRUIT-PUNCH CAME IN HERE! ill get beat with a toaster i swear to god" xD
MaurauderX47 3 years ago
just incredible
left4worldsins 3 years ago
on 0:06 you hear a click sound
usefulidiot73 3 years ago
true dat
nbafanitics 3 years ago
wow he described an advert
ChrisWales22 3 years ago
OOOOH YEAH!
classic kool-aid quoate.
XD
DarkClara5 3 years ago 2
its not really funny, he just states the obvious :P wich sounds funny
Meow4Lyfe 3 years ago 2
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
krasykilla121 3 years ago 2
the kool aid commercials used to freak the crap out of me too. One time I even yellled what the hell and I got slapped! Ha ha its funny now that I think about it, he he
19KrazyKat96 3 years ago 2
i thought it was hilarious
ruleram1 3 years ago
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how do some people find this funny? this wasnt not funny at all
neilecu85 3 years ago
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completely agree dane cook is not funny
erivera0504 3 years ago
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ogod. this isnt funny at all. =/
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PiTer930 3 years ago
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justaskiwillsubscrib 3 years ago
dumb
lilbrbsoulja 3 years ago
my dads going to be home soon and he going to beat me with a toaster
jrdnmcintyre 3 years ago
hahahaha his juice box is hangin out.lol
26solidsnake 3 years ago
if u get thirsty sip urself u glass son of a bitch omg hillarious!!!
technosk8tr 3 years ago
the red taster is terrible
0796341 3 years ago
"Oh yeah!"
"Oh no, that's your problem. Your slogan should be oh no, what have I done to this beautiful home?"
That made me crack up:D
nikkkkaayy 3 years ago 2
ive never liked the red kool-aid. it tasted like medicine
HiZpaniK90 3 years ago
nice 9 mill views
phat4111 3 years ago
ill trade a sub for a sub
fhgfkh 3 years ago
does he have a following video for snorting nesquick?
notenoughnamechoices 3 years ago
KOoOOoooOOl aID
ThaBeezNeez 3 years ago
ILL GET BEAT WITH A TOSTER
JOHNNONEYA 3 years ago
ugh.. 5 stars? 9 million views?
people actually think this idiot is funny? -.-
notToast 3 years ago
WTF?
Goofy8withcheese 3 years ago 2
OH YEAH OH NO!
zmr2000 3 years ago 2
lol this is the funniest thing ive ever seen
burger1005 3 years ago
I love you chanelle
musicalfisher12 3 years ago
LOL XD
Roukangas 3 years ago