How To Fight Off a Vampire

[PortugalIsabella]

oh thank god i watched this video I just met a vampire and I luckily had holy water in my pocket thank god you made this video otherwise I wouldn't be alive!

[stephystar21]

Okay... then I ended up in this.

[AbbeyIsDreaming]

howcast.. really? this is all you had to your mind? a vampire..

[supergingerkid100]

One rice grain ah,ah,ah. Two rice grain ah,ah,ah...

[cmeejproductions]

Would good writing work?

[soukupb]

I got holy water just dont ask me how I got it lol.

[irmesia]

Wait! Vampires exist? They ran out of ideas...

[claudd3]

just give vampire a lady named bella swan..they will make out with her

[Danychiva36]

I dont know u guys but whenever i go out am gonna wear garlic on my neck

[CHRISTHAKIDD]

my question is why the HELL im even watching this even if vampires were real you want me to have a truck load of holy water?!

[mac9productions]

This finaly rpoves tha howcast has run out of ideas ._.

[chawndra4]

THANK YOU!! cause i have dracula chasing me and i have a truck just full holy water THANK YOU !!!!!!

[TheLittlericecooker]

Uhhh y would anyone bring those things with u??

[BeniAndJan]

0:53 666 ?! :O

[XDproductions212]

The fuck where the hell do I get holy water? Oh well, plan b: The shotgun.

[Kailey338]

@crazy4muffinz the video wasnt made for YOU. Most people aren't atheist. I don't even know any

[guitargeek1122]

why would you want to not get bitten? I want to get bit.

[KortneysAccount]

I'm enjoying all the comments with people saying that there real Vampires. What has Twilight done to this world?

[BluPandax3]

You've done it this time Howcast -.-

[cheeseisthebest2000]

it likes math

[Lexm1tch311]

Or if the vampire us exposed to sunlight it will sparkle

[simsfan3000]

one of the numbers was 666... 

[OMBieber96]

But what if someone was just pretending to be a vampire?

[vinnie607]

ya forgot a bible

[theLBPgod]

ya stupid im a real one this is stupid especily garlic 1 faaake the seed one eh i do like counting stuf

[crazy4muffinz]

HAHAHAHA!!!! and a cross? yeah right! why the hell would i have one of those when i'm an atheist?!?1

[raskkii]

@crazy4muffinz the vampire doesn't know that :)

[raskkii]

@crazy4muffinz the vampire doesn't know that :)

[ChristianBLover1105]

None of these are true, the only way to kill a vampire is drive a WOODEN stake through it's heart.

For werewolves, it would be a silver bullet. xP

[cannonman4287]

@ChristianBLover1105 it would be pretty hard to drive a silver bullet into a werewolf

[ChristianBLover1105]

@cannonman4287 Exactly. xP

[siverfanweedo]

Do push ups



[Musky0310]

Someone has watched too much Twilight....

[misskawaiisland]

what if the vampire sparkles in the sun instead of turning to shes? what then?

[assasinjab]

@misskawaiisland

if ur a girl fall in love with him

if ur a guy become a werewolf and kill him

[BlazerXable]

can I kill the vampire when he is counting the rice grains?

[BlazerXable]

Now I know how to kill balanar in dota :D

[Marcohazard]

You will need: Hakurei Reimu

Step 1: Find Reimu

[AdamantSystems]

Yeah, because everyone has holy water.

[AdamantSystems]

TAKE THAT EDWARD CULLEN!

[TheMrME1]

Step 1: Find a vampire...

[gudam3]

just make the vampire watch twillight,he will die from extreme shame

[eldind026]

howcast running out of ideas

[Zankokurai]

OMG A VAMPIRE! Good thing I subscribed to howcast...

[MrJack123455]

How to have a "How Video for everything"

Step 1: be howcast

Step 2: your already done

[SrryIThoughtUWasCorn]

do just shoot him with a gun modern vampires are sparkling pussies!

[MissRenesmeePretty]

@SrryIThoughtUWasCorn -.- vampires dont have real flesh so guns dont hurt them..lol

[CitizenOfWonderland]

The idea that vampires can't go out in the sunlight was made up by the film industry. Vampires are stronger at night and prefer the dark but are not contained to it.

[DarkPlaidBlade]

0:48

Not all vmpires are the count you know

[FlubberFishZ]

According to 1:04, you can now toss water

[thelevacompany]

Punch him IN THA FACE!

[scboy49]

get Chuck Norris DONE

[BellaGinnyGirl]

That's not a vampire... That's Voldemort with a nose!

[MrGurthanthoclops]

Last part reminded me a Southpark episode

[ahmedyasirkamal]

Just make a cross and say "BITCH, THE LORD!" and they just might runaway.

[unknown3d]

Next on Howcast:

How to take an arrow to the knee.

[wndud0114]

Step1: get a mirror and show it to them

[SMoshFreak456]

Or spread a whole bunch of glitter on it and show it too some "Edward" or "Jacob" fans. Either way, the vampire will be mobbed by screaming fans/haters and mauled

[mousegal1]

at the howcast " did you know" the only thing i was thinking was what?

[jabooper]

running low on ideas?

[omarisawesome2]

How to escape from a vampire

step 1 : FUCKING RUN

[XxInfiniteflightxX]

@Maonization I think I've seen/heard that from somewhere. Not a vampire but someone else pulled the intestines out of another person and starting jumproping from them from Happy Tree Friends I think :D I'm not getting it am I... . ( . "

[jasonvorhees34Y]

step one. let it bite you and you fly, go invisible, live forever...

did you know. howcast is out of ideas

[Knuckles194]

bring it on edward, i've got howcast on my side

[mcfcMacy]

*Epic Facepalm*

Oh Howcast!!

[ThatBlackSheepy]

so these people are telling suspicious kids to stab people with wooden stakes? smart.

[ThatBlackSheepy]

sorry, no water.

[TheDrkgodzlush]

@XPandaPwnage same thing i do with a dog

[doglover20008]

I thought she said ''Bloodfuckers'' O-O

[bloodreaperxt]

Yeah, here in Romania we dig out our relatives, carve out their hearts, burn them and add them to our every day Margarita for additional kick. Illegal you say? Naaaah. Unless the cop is a vampire as well! And...he's like...in cahoots with the other vampires..and they all serve the local Camarilla prince.

[ColoradoKing26]

Fail.

[TheFourStringBassist]

i need a cross and holy water? ah shit im an athiest

[MrBouch315]

say you come inside my house

[khanzahrah1]

How to fight of a vampire

Step 1: Know that there is no such thing

[johanbiker0332895]

step 1: shot that sonofabitch in the face with a shotgun

[MiscellaneousMinded]

That crunching noise in the background made me mute this video.

[Guamtila]

Jeez, twilight..

[CDMan117]

step 1: stop taking crack

step 2: wake up

[GPWfiles]

really?

[kristina4evs]

if you the the vampire don you will get it

[kristina4evs]

fake that so doesnt work

[aglover360]

Howcast is trolling us

[creepyontheloop]

@aglover360 no howcast is trying to be funny, but their failing

[BlueberryBunnyxoxo]

What the.. I opened this window and something yelled " Congratulation Youve won!!" o-o

[ifantabulousx]

i would obviously carry all those things i need in my bag..

[FairFoxy]

Do you really think you can do all that before he gets you, these are not Twilight vamps we r talking about omg ....

[legoclockfreak710]

you will need: - a keen eye - a 12 to 14 year old little sister optional: - earplugs step one: -watch out for vampires. if you see one, point it out to your little sister. step two: - plug your ears just before your little sisters screams "TEAM EDWARD!!!" step three: - laugh as the vampire runs in terror!

[RobloFlight]

0:47 reminds me of the vampire at sesame street

[againtsconformity]

ohhh shit i just killed my brother because he was wearing a vampire costume

[DarkusX99]

WTF IS WRONG WITH ROMANIA?!

[hot6235]

like someone will carry all that shit round just to protect themself against a vampire, WTF?

[nat5309]

blood suckers ? get them on their knees ? lol that was intentionally sexual or what ?

[amby1255]

now all i need is a vampire

[theweatherchayz]

qq.

what will you do?

A. Go in Crete

B. Just die

C. Read a dumb book

[Marcohazard]

@theweatherchayz C. and the "dumb book" is Holy Bible...

[TheAwesomeBunny1]

Step one: Read Twilight.

Did you know; In Twilight, the vampires are sparkly, and wont hurt you!

:D

[cuentaclon1234]

OMG this is so USELESS and POINTLESS

[gurgir]

are u serious.. they.. count.. rice?

[marupage83]

ummmm technically speaking you dont need a stake since anything sharp through the heart can kill them ask dracula

[rhiaforever101]

and they count it wth

[rhiaforever101]

rice????????????

[concam28]

i dont carry this stuff with me and i will not

[boomerhi]

how to fight a vampire

you will need: a flashlight

step 1 shine the flash light in its eye

tip: if it is a guy kick, punch smack or poke its dick

[shadow444222]

step 1:call alucard

[cuntmucnh3000]

Step 1: Call Buffy

[MooneySquared]

o_o *checks date* Nope, definitely not an April fools joke... ...yep, Howcast's retarded...

[Marcohazard]

how to fight off a horde of vampires:

You will need: a nuclear bomb

Step 1: drop the nuclear bomb

problem solved...

[MrMj122803]

Bella:EDWARD!!! James is here!!!!

Edward:Hold on i will check howcast

Bella:noob!

[altonblast5]

vampires lose power in sun not die

[grapedragon2000]

or with the ashes you can sell them to a crack dealer so they sniff it up. plus more money:)

[elisec790]

Vampire: I'M GONNA SUCK YOUR BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: hang on a second. let me check howcast.

[MegaLegobomb]

thumbs up if you saw the 666 at 0:54

[Supersam1342]

My back teeth are still growing in, and also the front part of it is growing in much, so it looks like vampire teeth, so when they try to bite me I'll be like: "I'm a vampire too you idiot!"

[Number1ChoChangFan]

When do u use the cross?

[MrMADDEN735]

how cast is fucking up

[tatumdurbin]

All incorrect. Read Cirque Du Freak.

Fact 1:Yes they do die in sunlight but not right then normally between 4-5 hours they die.

Fact 2:They aren't allergic to Garlic Nor pumpkins

Fact 3:They don't die only with a steak. A good bullet to the head or dagger through the heart is good.

Fact 4:Don't be scared.They only make you fall asleep and take a small amount of blood.

Fact 5:Be scared of Vampenze they drink all of the blood

Fact 6: Howcast, Your stupid -_-

[GNRlova23]

@tatumdurbin Vampires don't exist dumbass -_-

[tatumdurbin]

@GNRlova23 Excuse me? i know that,But if they WERE REAL Dumbfuck

[Superstitious33]

How to Fight Off a Vampire:

*Vampire starts walking towards you*

You: YO BITCH GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE BEFORE I BUST A CAP IN YO ASS YOU GLORIFIED MOSQUITO!

Vampire: You don't have to be mean about it!!!! *Vampire kills itself*

[PokemonRangerAngie]

Howcast has seriously run out off ideas O.o XD

[Kpodz93]

These how to's are so random

[noelylovesyou]

lmfao this just made me die of laughter

[trailernewb]

howcast has really run outta ideas

[XxStardustStudiosxX]

Better watch your back Edward Cullen, I'm gonna do anti-twilight fans a favour >:D

[TheDragospapi]

In Romania is illegal to kill vampires?

OMG I am from Romania,and what did you say is not true.

The real legend it's not with vampires.

Dracula is a British version of Vlad the Impeilor,witch he was aour king

[sasuketiger]

@TheDragospapi i'm from Romania too. and vampires really don't exist, it was based on one of our kings, as TheDragonspapi said, he was Vlad the Impaler, who many said that he impaled his enemies, and drank their blood. it's so interesting that non-Romanians talk about Romania like they know, but you prove otherwise. please stop talking about other people's country.

[AX0752]

seems legit.

[TheNLTProductiionz]

who noticed they spelled axe ax and spelled it wrong

[CutieGirl613]

anyone notice that it sayod "now you know that the undead is undone." so he is not finished with?

[thillerkid]

why am i ever gonna have this in handy

[imilkdude]

nailed a vampires navel and he said thanks for the piercing :x

[Koliea123]

But wouldn't a stake kill anyone? 0.0

[SuperBluebop]

heh.. howcast is getting really fucked up these days lol

[LitedPixel]

SERIOUSLY HOW CAST WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FUCKED UP TUTORIALS

[SuperBluebop]

@LitedPixel i kno right dude

[ashleyismyname4525]

my fav part is is when it say "then Chop Off Its HEAD'

[ashleyismyname4525]

oh yeah like im going to walk around with that stuff everywhere

[Marcohazard]

You will need:

- a nuclear warhead

Step 1: drop the NUKE!

[lednakashim]

Does Holy water work against Hindu vampires?

[lednakashim]

@jadip1000 yes

[hollywoodiva10]

I'm from Romania.

[2020vamp]

how to fight off a vampire

what you need:twilight



[FuBuh1n1Zombikiller]

Me: die bitch *poors rice grains*

Edward: what the fuck are you doing

[4evernadja]

What you need : A brain

A sane mind

Never seene twighlight

[creepyontheloop]

what's a navel?

[ChipmunxROwsum]

I don't think Blade has the time to make a garlic necklace, spill a bag of rice, get gallons of holy water, stab them with a wooden stake, chop off their head, burn their bodies, and throw the ashes into the ocean.

[ChipmunxROwsum]

The only way you can "bring a vampire to his knees" is if he is a homosexual.

[chocolatefudgeface]

that picture of a vampire is enough to make me sh** my pants

[chocojeanine]

All I need is one thing,to unsubscribe.

[chocojeanine]

can someone please tell me what i just watched ?

[brud2000]

Mom:Where are u going

Me:Gamestop uncharted 3 just came out

Mom:Why do u have garlic,a cross,rice,holy water,a wooden stake,an ax,matches,and water

Me: It's in case of vampires

Mom:Yeah right you're a terrorist aren't u YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE

[iphoninjas]

What you need: Justin Bieber or Rebecca Black Alblum, On the go stereo, knife.

1. Take your alblum and play it (if you have JB alblum play Baby, Rebecca, Friday!)

2. Wait until he suffers

3. Tell him. "What the hell is that!" and point behind him

4. Stab him

5. Profit

[Ddartay]

you fuckers, in romania there's no vampire drinking/killing blahblahblah,you racist cockheads!

[TheAlexandra211]

Why kill it?! Just become a vampire and live forever! :D

[Bells1o]

What do you do to the ones who sparkle?

[jonthefuzz2]

@Bells1o  glock 9mm

[brittstayfly]

Ok. ill use this on Halloween! wow.

[sonGoku10100]

i am starting to beleive that howcast is a joke

[MakinMCVids]

ok this is not even serious -.-

[swaaagzz]

step 1: say u don't have candy . -.-

DONE.

[TDIfanlolz]

I am a vampire! We DONT act like that!!!!!

[DontRepYourCity]

@ wellregard

Fuck Chuck Norris.

[cha5]

Step 3 "Maneuvering it into sunlight is a sure way to finish it off"

Actually in the original Dracula novel by Bram Stoker, Dracula is out and about in daylight several times in the story, Great advice on everything else though.

[batirw]

hey listen so vamps are true

[pradeep414]

steps five six n seven makes one wonder who is the vampire -

is it the woman who is making the kill

or the poor vampire who might originally have taken a make up to scare the shit out of tha woman =

[playaN3]

What you need: rebeca_black_-_friday.mp3

A sound emitter.

[hororofupgradecomple]

are you kidding me?

[hororofupgradecomple]

You Will Need: Sniper Rifle

Optional:Ak47

[hororofupgradecomple]

VOLDERMORT!

[Ramonevz]

Only silver and garlic works. Oh wait NOWADAYS VAMPIRES FALLS IN LOVE WITH HUMANS, THEY DON'T EAT THEM!

[BlEaDmAsT3R]

vampires dont exist o . o

[MrAndreas507]

this is the most idiotic how to i have ever seen in my intire fucking life.....

[CrazyGirl9654]

i am a vampire sycos

[Marcohazard]

You Will Need:

A Nuclear Bomb

Optional:

A Rocket Lawnchair

[MrLOL9999]

Right, because I always check to make sure I have all that shit incase I run into a non-existent vampire.

[PandaBear3455]

LOL, killer nun

[Number1ChoChangFan]

Anybody else notice that one of the numbers in the rice grain thing was 666?

[RafaelzJuicexD]

DAMNNN thats some hardcore legit killing!o-o

[renyzen]

#3 reminded me of that vampire in sesame street who likes counting

[SuperSoftware1234]

Step 1: Realize that Vampires aren't real

Did you know that Twilight is a shitty movie?