Halo ending spoof

[TXRxIRONICx]

This video is gay and funny why does the elite hold johnsons butt in the video

[SacreligousTurkey]

@TXRxIRONICx that actually happens in the ending

[SpiritofFire2168]

Wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf?

[xshenxsingx]

that makes alot of sense!!!!!!!!lol

[aldaniellive]

GAY!!!hahahh

[mexicansupersaiyan]

@Jac0bBau3r1995 lol fag

[trung1105]

what is the first song

[STD1000000]

hey the elite isn't touching his ass he's stealing his wallet

[comedyrecords720]

youve just violated this scene u shit cuntballs!

[austinarmoto]

this is a weird fucking ending

[Giovanneh1]

I wont cry man....i seen sadder stuff...u can't fuking make me cry..u stupid elite..hugging jonhson.....u stupid..son of.....*crys*

[sUpErSpArTan108]

awwwwww 

[cjbartle]

wow i can never look at a kingdom hearts scene with that song the same again...

[TheAimlessWarman]

LOL Forever!

[renansalas1]

lol, its kingdom hearts 2 music! hahahahahahahahaha

[ShadowStartheleader]

this sucks.

[leeshie7878]

did this really happen?

[Neven123]

@leeshie7878 yes. This was Halo Combat Evolved's Legendary ending. If you beat the entire game on legendary, or just the last mission on legendary(I dont remember) it would unlock this ending.

[Rest1313]

kingdom of hearts?

[FanaticalRanger]

soooo johnson dies there and then but is alive and well in halo 2?

[Absalutly06]

@FanaticalRanger

Read the books. He escaped with a pelican.

[fang977]

hold me gay ending to the game

[trung1105]

what song is that

[spongebobG1]

hahahahahahhahahhaahahahhahaha­hhahahahhahahahhahahahahaha

[MrArgusy]

Lol wonder what their children would look like...

[VelroX3]

@MrArgusy OMFG why did u make me think about WHY?!?!?!? *weeps* lol i do to

[HomieG75]

HAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA just made my day

[starcraftflyer17]

LOL

[MrHalowars123]

dude if i was johnson i would just fake hug then grab the gun and finish off damn elite =)

[MISTAHHALOFAN]

sounds better with the music xD

[volcunman2000]

the elite is gay because he grabed johnson ass

[MrChickenfighters]

no he stole his wallet you idiot

[foxtonn]

he wants to say come here you mother fucker at the start lol

[MrChickenfighters]

thanks captain obvious

[ilovemonkeys46]

johnson was gay not the elite

[MrChickenfighters]

dude sgt johnson is such a frikin badass he not gay nor is the elite the elite wants his F in wallet

[A117masseffect]

@MrChickenfighters female alien elite warrior maybe???

[AssultMarine142]

gay...

[P3RRYZX]

Wow.…kinda gay…lol

[senorguy]

lol watch the sangheili's hand at 0:35-0:45

[ShadowXZeos]

The elite puts his hand on the marines ass in the end. Thats freakin Hilarious.

[magicman123ify]

that was so gay

[manbearpig2251]

lol good song combo

why did he grab his butt?

[XERZUS]

@manbearpig2251 Maybe a sangheli has never touched a human black man's toosh. (butt)

[deadwolf98]

thats funny as fuck whats the song called

[xemovegx]

simple and clean by utada hikaru lmao

[MrCarlo4ever]

lmao

[skunkboy60]

i bet right at the explosion sgt johnson throw the alien homo in front of him and rode the alien on the explosions shock wave...........but seiously......why did it grab his butt???

[eragon4884]

its a GAY sangheili

[senorguy]

dont you know it was to make them more aryodynamic so they die at same time lolz

.....and that elite was gay HA!

[ProphetofShadows]

hes such a bad ass mother !@#%#$ that he just cant die

[theexorsit]

im conuzed that he didnt die

[toxxinthejoker]

0:39

wtf i think i just relized he touches srg's ass

XD

[Xboxstafarian]

somehow he dint die though

[NEOSHOST]

hvgvffgcfdgrryfhvht wtf

[kirknator201]

LMAOF

[GXninja]

i think that elite is a girl

[generalnazor]

That was awesome!

[ackbob]

when he grabs his but i woulda made the music go "bowgawowbowbowgawow oooooh yeeeaaah"

[67pop]

you gotta love bungie, always funny

[L337R4P3]

haha, hes coppin a feel on the sarg!

[FUBARChicken]

in the halo book first strike which is set right after halo exploads cortana and chief find johnson and some marines in a pelican in space.

[bluecamel786]

really?

i wondered how he came back. i only have the fall of reach

[panthersl56]

but than with sgt. died in halo 1 than why does he come out in halo 2 and halo 3

[familyvideos87]

Its probably a different marine that looks like johnson or they cloned him...WHO KNOWZ. its the world of Halo.

[JosephJones133]

Thats weird i thought they were gonna kill eachother. but that was weird... hey a is that part really on halo combat evolved??

[IRONUZI13]

Not really, just for legendary.

[IRONUZI13]

Brokeback Ringworld Wut ?!?!?!?!?!!?!!

[aeomus26]

hahaha yeah XD Brokeback Halo XD

[Xephieroth291094]

Brokenneck HALO ^^

[anthonydragon]

thats not a spoof thats one of the ending

[AshleyIngraham]

man that was FUNNY

[HALO343GUILTYSPARK]

ha ha lol!

[707studios]

ha it's touching his ass

[stefanm95xbxlive]

is that the actuall ending or a spoff

[PaleWhiteBoy]

Ha that's one ending of it, minus the music of course :)

[skullcollector5]

lol

[Makuta52]

O.e the irony!

[lildude825]

lol

[killumati]

holy cow spat my food when dat happend!

[tvfan777]

rofl i choked on my water from laughing so hard =P

[Jouan145]

jaja this elite is a woman jaja

[yahi06]

gaaaayyyy¡¡¡¡¡¡

[DaNumba1RandomGuy]

lol look at the end the elite graps jonson's ass. Elites are gay @.@

[FrostedxMini]

the only thing diff is the slow mo and the song

[nightshadow951]

ROFL

[deadlywario0]

lmfao..whats the song

[Afroman8912]

From Kingdom Hearts 1 English Version - Simple and Clean.

[epidural99]

lol on a sandwich

[jord0110]

that elite is all over johnson

[Bloodshotbuddah]

I love how in the slow motion version you get a much better view of the Elite lowering its hand to Johnsons ass ROFL

[AznJase]

indeed D:

[warhawk4431]

hahaha i pissed my pants!

[PeawanuckKid]

ok whatever but nice vid lol

[fluffycows17]

that was so funny hahahaha!!!!!!!

[netismo]

WTF!!

[Stormrage77]

OMG wtf

[godfatherpimp123]

thank you for make ing me spit juice on my screen i am so subscribeing

[Presidentjh]

HAHA!

[phenton5634]

DUDE!

[adamrulez182]

FAIL!

[BENWUZHERE247]

you idiot he was rubbing his ass

[tributetotroper3d]

lol! 0:44 it stole his wallet ;D

[PeawanuckKid]

That is not The Arbitur, the first time you see him is on halo 2. The Arbitur was in control of the ring, that was just an elite

[FurgolJoyler]

his name is The Arbiter not The Arbitur

[dontaskmenoob]

i preffer to call him the artbiter not the arbiter

[killerNC17]

in halo elites have pussys !!!!!

[dandarya]

please tell me that alien is a female...

[topeneid]

this is arbitar this is why he was removed from the covenant he was a covenant sergant and jhonsan was a human unsc sergant

[Xao14]

Love is the strongest thing in the universe.

[Dragondbzzbg]

well they say in the book halo after math that sgt johnson some how met up with Mendoza and sgt stacker and that Australia guy when the ring was breaking apart and then what bull crap bungie didn't put in was after master chief took his helmet off rite around the credits that cortana fond a response from a crash pelican and then chief jest wnt back and saved them so that i think answers your question !=)

[petrolacosaurus]

wait, so how does johnson survive? like, cuz he comes out in the other halo games, how can they have him die here?

[jinxedmodder]

Its just a comedy relief for the l33t players who beat halo on legendary. idk the details,but johnson is immune to the flood and survives the flood. He then somehow gets off halo

[dark4cloud]

covenant dropship saved them both,read the books,in halko 2 he says iot classified due to it

[Fastman698]

so th elite who he hugged is arbiter!!!

[RGCsniper252]

i dont get it how does johnson survive if the explosion is right there'

[TTreeRat]

that was ok i guess

[Dooshganoosh]

then the elite gets some ass!

[34gl30fd00m]

i noticed that too before

[Nadesico360]

SIMPLE AND CLEAN hahahahahahahhahaahha

Never would of thought of that. Nice.

[w3t8ack]

-_- sgt. johnson is immortal

[Bloodyknite]

its cuz his catch phrase is

"im black" lolz xD

[pimpongbal]

like it better than the original :P

[Epicforcr]

41 seconds is bizzare

[SufferingSarge]

LOL

[Blackbaka]

why were they even hugging at all? i thought they were trying to kill each other....O.o

[TheCreamfilled]

thats the joke

[crafterruss]

because they were gunna die!

[SullyMan11]

LOlzor!

[colmodskill]

i did

[JarJarSlayer]

awe!

[MadeByShady]

lolololololoplololol thats funny to bad it didint happen

[Styuone]

i think the elite wants more than a hug 0.o

[christ1555]

i think srg jhoson is gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[Hero10Kid]

wait sargent johnson didn't die he was still in halo 2

[NidsForMe]

something about he being takein by the elite he huged

[natewade]

and halo 3

[halo123freaks]

look at the elite o:41!!!

[RaZZaR18]

Oh jea Baby xD

[thecurelight10]

That's why the Arbiter got punished in Halo 2.

[Simsboy66]

to the curelight the arbiter had gold armour.

[thecurelight10]

Yah but he probably didnt wear that wen he fought just when he went in front of the Covenant like Sergeant Johnson wen he wore his white suit

[Fastman698]

i think tats arbiter and he didnt where gold armour caz he eank was low and when he appeared in halo 2 and 3 he had gold and teamed up with the humans to fight the flood!

[MonkeySharingan]

He doesnt have gold armor! Sheesh, it looks like his armor is golden because of certain back lighting and him standing directly under the sun.

[Fastman698]

u idiot i nvr said hes wearing gold armour i said he does in halo 2 and 3 retard...

[Yogurtshop]

Lol It Makes Sense Now The Elite Was The Arbiter :P He Enjoyed that Hug I Bet :D

[MidgetAndProud]

i dont think so...before the arbiter got the arbiter armour he had gold elite armour

[Fastman698]

nonononono, yogurtshop is right. That is The Arbiter, cause in halo 1 arbiters rank was low as he appeared in hal 2 and 3 he had gold armour, as his rank was better than ever!

[MonkeySharingan]

How would his rank be better than ever, when he was just stripped of his rank when he got back from halo?

[themech001]

i really want to know how the hell sgt.johnson got of the first halo. was it something to do with that elite?

[jjjjjjoney]

Why the hell would you use kingdom hearts and mix it with Halo!

[KILLERITC]

Because i had nothing better to do at the time, lol.

[KILLERITC]

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[zakguy2007]

lol kingdom hearts!!!!! XD funny vid

[boohooer]

is that the pre-stripped(of rank and armor you pervs)abitar and sgt. Johnson??

[crafterruss]

no arby had gold elite armour and lol "of rank and armor you pervs"

[scootcha]

lol music goes perfect with it

[Ohyeahnine]

dont drop the soap elite watch out for the big black man

[thebritish25]

LOL Gay LOve

[whythelobsterscry]

very funny

[kidshummerspy]

lol

[shadostalker1192]

aaaaaaaa. so cute....... or demented.......

[arbiter905]

that wuz funny? how?

[marcotika]

U only need to finish the game on legendary and youl see it in the ending!

[Deeballa7]

hahahahahha!

the elite touched sgt. johnson's ass!!!!

[BarathonRulez]

LOL There Hugging Like Gay Guys

[imaokahanshin]

aaaaaaaaaaaaw

[3MOHUNT4]

HaHa Wiked Vid Man

[katjay9]

ow baby

[nukeum2]

I love this song!!!

But Final Fantasy music is better

[Lucasridesoon]

sorry but that was halarious

[MMCCCXXVI]

You mucked it up with the crap music!!!!!

[halonoobgod]

that was the best possible music come on it was freaking hilarious