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  • Alfred that's right to tell him! :D He's the ***** haha, Alfred I have a question for you. How is it that you get so many views? I'm tryin' but it ain't workin! Thank you! I know this was an old video, but a dang good one :D

  • @JDSpiderman3 Hi JD - my videos typically get about 1,000 to 1,500 views from the 'core audience' -- with regard to THIS video, quite honestly, I have no 'freakin idea why it spiked up so high. It must have went viral somehow/somewhere - and, as you can see, it's an 'Alfred.TV class' review, which, as I know as well as you all know, is a joke...

    With regard to your own videos, post well edited content, give it proper keywords (like Justin Bieber if it's a tech video) and have fun!

  • @adiblasi Hi! Alfred, thanks a lot for the advice. You're videos regardless if it's a review or not are high quality. Thanks for sharing is all I could say. Thank you for providing great entertainment. It only renders out tradition :) Thanks and we hope to see more content!

  • LOL at anyone saying 17 inch is too big for a notebook. I have the 17 inch and it's the most portable and USABLE laptop I've ever owned. it has the uncompromised functionality of a desktop while still being able to take everywhere. with expresscard 3/4 and it's 1920 x 1200 screen I actually use this laptop for Protools Recording sessions I can say this is definitely a MOBILE studio! in my case the only alternative would be a Mac Pro or a an iMac but those are not mobile.

  • @skittb89 The 17" is too big for your lap -- that's my point. As I said in an earlier comment the 17" form factor is a 'transportable workstation' -- I own 2 Apple 17" systems -- however, you definitely can't use it on your lap - too big. Nice on ProTools - I run MOTU's Digital Performer.

  • @adiblasi you're stupid, I have a 17" alienware that is far bulkier than the macbook and I use it on my lap all the time. Jackass... just because you don't enjoy driving a honda civic at 80mph doesn't mean it won't go 80mph. Macbook 17"ers are the only macbooks worth buying for any reason, otherwise get a pc. I use both mac and pc and they both have a place but saying you can't use a laptop on your lap is just ignorant.

  • @5dstrix PCs (and your frankenstein Alienware) suck Santa's fat, white ass. Happy holidays!

  • @5dstrix You express your opinion in a rude and 'personal attack' sort of way. I will say this -- until YOU post some video content on YouTube and contribute, STFU.

  • @adiblasi YOU TELLTHEM ALFRED DONT GET AUNT FRAN AFTER THIS GUY! lol

  • @donniethemacwiz Hey, she used to have some good connections with 'the boys' back in Brooklyn in her day... Baseball bat to the knees, anyone? LOL

  • @adiblasi i always knew there was something more to aunt fran! lol any holiday hacking this year? lol

  • @5dstrix Who the hell uses a laptop on their lap?

  • @adiblasi I agree about the 17" being too big to haul around everywhere and put it on your lap. I have the 15" and that seems about as big as I'd want my laptop to be for portable use and putting on my lap.

  • How can anyone not love this? or dislike it enough to click dislike? people need to stop taking life so seriously...jeez :)

    also... last comment :P

  • LAST COMMENT!

  • Hey Alfred, I got a question about the MBP. I am looking to get the 17inch MBP should I get the 7200RPM Drive and Anti Glare Screen for the laptop? I am using it primarily for video editing with FCPX as I can not afford a SSD. Good take?

  • did he say its a 17" powebook with a 2.66 mh processor? wtf? that cant be right since theres an iphone refrence and intel was introduced after the iphone

  • Quite the review. (Thumb down.)

  • so antiglare is sort of the same as matte ? It does not reflect very much ? mostly light?

  • @olepotti what a stupid question

  • Hey guys, Check out techbuzz101 on twitter and youtube for a 17 inch macbook contest!

  • THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE MY UNCLE JUAN DIEGO FROM OAXACA!!! HAHAHAAAA

  • Getting the 2.2 Quad refurbished soon with antiglare

  • dude u r like a mobster

  • ...SHOP HE´S HEAD OFF YOU´L MAKE A GREAT SERVICE TO THE SYSTEM!!...

  • Not really reguarding this video:

    The MacBook Pro 17 inch looks like a normal sized laptop and that on camera and that, it makes it seem like they're all the same size.

    But when you actually put your fingers on the keyboard you're like, "this is huge!"

  • Iv subscribed on the strength of this video, my kind of humor

  • 5 facts! #1. at 0:41 there is a bugatti in the parking lot #2. You looked at it and are returning at this comment #3. You give this comment a thumbs down. #5. You Didn't realize that I skipped #4 #6. You are now looking for #4 << HERE! #7. You are now thinking you are an idiot #8. You noticed that this was only supposed to be 5 fact #9. You know that I am psychic. #10. You know I know where you live #11. I am outside your window #12. You look outside your window and see Agnes riding a Unicorn
  • be careful not to set off the alarm buddy

  • Man dis nigga is top...what ever!

  • @LizzieProductionsTM Hi Lizzie. I own a 17" & a 13", and I've owned 15" systems as well. The 17" is more akin to a 'transportable workstation' -- the 13" and 15" are MUCH more functional as a 'laptop.' While the 'review' is my form of "tongue in cheek" crappy humor, I'm glad you were able to actually get something out of it -- you weren't supposed to! LOL! I hope you enjoy your new MacBook Pro 15" - make sure to make a video to confirm that it's 15" & it's indeed a "Pro" based on the label.

  • @adiblasi Lol, I bought a 13 inch Macbook Pro two days ago. It works like a charm. It's supersonic. I have a 2.4 GHz Core 2 Duo with a Nvidia GeForce 2900M with 256 MB of dedicated graphics memory. Emulates my Gamecube and Wii games perfectly. It's very slick and easy to use. I would just say that it's just a wee bit too heavy for me xD.

  • il est trés beau ce portable trés nice comme vous dites

  • You kinda look like Al gore! Anyways, good review!

  • Something about your intro makes me excited hahaha not like that btw! I know what your thinking. :P

  • he did a review on a macbook at the apple store...and he didnt even buy it...thats a fail

  • when i was younger i saw my daddy cry, and curse at the wind.

  • he is sad

  • thumbs up if thecreativeone took you here

  • @drummadude327 Actually, I took thecreativeone here.

  • @drummadude327 Another lame attempt at getting upvotes.

  • @californiadajatt Cut off my face? You mean, just like your YouTube channel was cut off? ROTFL!

  • I can't believe I got duped twice yet I can't still stop watching these videos.

  • @adryanv Yes, Adryanv, anything marked review, ESPECIALLY when my opening line states that it will be a "serious and granular review", its going to be utter nonsense, or decay down to utter nonsense. The only shift in pattern was in the "2 Guys 1 iPad" video, where it TANKED in about 3 seconds, got serious again in the middle (figure that one out), and then rapidly decayed when I was comparing the iPad to a bag of HP Jellybeans. I hope you continue to get a few smiles from this stuff! - Alfred

  • 2.66 megahertz? That's one slow machine! :P

  • @Dark3x Oh yea, that was a flash back back to the day. LOL!

  • 139 windows. :)

  • good

  • damn... MAC so fuckIn expensive...but superb....thanks for the review Alfred...thumbs up

  • @fairuzlong90 LOL thanks; I probably will be titling these 'NonReview' -- unless you think I should keep calling them reviews, just to piss off the people that don't know my video style. Let me know your thoughts :)

  • Hey Alfred, nice shot you took on the 17 inch Antiglare Macbook Pro. I find the Antiglare way more comfortable to use than the glossy especially when you're surrounded by light or even when going outside.

  • Did you like the mate screen ovr the gloss.. Also, what did you mean power ook?

  • @MerBurg I personally like the "Matthew Finnish", however, on the 13" Macbook Amateur that I have, you do indeed 'get used to the glossy screen.' With regard to my several slip-ups, Apple's line of laptops were called "PowerBook" -- I really liked that name!

  • Did you like the mate screen ovr the gloss.. Also, what did you mean power ook?

  • I dont get why you do these videos, most people can find someone unboxing and reviewing the macbook who actually own the computer instead of just drooling on it at the apple store then going home and filming yourself talking about how great it is. That is not a review. And sure you made reference to CNET for a review, but doesn't that defeat the purpose of the word "review" in the title.

    Thanks for wasting my time jackass

    P.S nice work chatting up that hairdresser, she so wants you

  • @bronsdog To quote you, Bronson "This is not a review" -- well, technically it is, it's just not a 'good review.' So now you know to stay away from all of my videos so as to protect your valuable time.

    As far as my computer ownership of Mac and PC compliant systems and servers, trust me, I've purchased more than you ever will in 2 lifetimes.

    Why do I make these videos? For my core subscriber base, as it delivers a few laughs.

    Bronson, smile, and stop being such a fucking douche bag.

  • italians

  • ugh another shitty mac

  • @kuza261 Buy some Apple stock -- trust me, Apple's high prices, profits, and "Apple Fan Boys" will take on a different light to you.

  • Unfortunately totally overpriced. I hate Apple but own 3 iMacs. Each of them has serious weaknesses. After the last CoreDuo iMac i decided i only use Hackintosh.

    Works find with a 6 Core 12 Thread Intel EE Core i7. As a laptop my old 12" Lenovo X60

  • Italian?

    

  • @dinnerandashow - 'jersey-ian' :|

  • 2.66 Ghz not Mhz

  • haha defiantly from boca raton

  • Lame

  • @szita2000 Yup. It's supposed to be 'lame'. That's the point.

  • lol macbook hair

  • Lol, this is where I bought my computer

  • @suddyboy7 Every time I pass by that Boca store, it's packed. I'm glad I don't work retail any more. LOL!

  • The logo is upside down.

  • You idiot.

  • オッサンの髪切りビデオ。

    

  • id anyone is selling a macbook pro please contact me, ill by it, contact me please

  • could you imagine seeing this grown man in the parking lot of the mall talking about Macs? the apocalypse is imminent.

  • @DrSapirstein Paul, I totally agree. That's why the production company used for this video decided on a closed set for that opening shot. And let me tell you something, it's a bitch to film in that heat. Thanks for watching - Alfred.

  • pathetic ... not a review at all.... liar!

  • so awesome

  • nice

  • i love my antiglare display

  • I've seen you at that same exact apple store lol

  • I have the Macbook Pro 17" 2.4 GHz from 2007. I can't upgrade to Snow Leopard because my CD drive is jammed. Maybe Apple should make a direct-2-drive downloading option.

  • 0:40 Mercedes Benz :D

  • It looks pretty easy to walk out with a $2000 MacBook Pro.

  • I'd go with the glossy screen. I currently have the matte screen from the early 08' MacBook Pro release and every time I see someone with the glossy, I'm envious. I'm buying a 17" in a couple of weeks though.

  • lockerz update don't affect the lockerz hack 10000 ptz

    look at this: /watch?v=QI-F9aXLFYE and /watch?v=jXj0Xh6KZo0.

  • Ballsack

  • @Zeptorr Dickwad.

  • I think if they are going to continue this antiglare option, they need to make the option also include a sliver hinge and keyboard. A sliver bezel with black accents absolutely looks horrible. I like the old Macbook Pro color scheme much better.. That is my opinion and i am sticking with it.

  • Are you serious! nobody today would want to by a 2.66 MEGAHERTZ computer today.

  • twat.

  • @BluesAndJam Douche.

  • @adiblasi your reviews are entertaining, and your a cool guy.

    fuck the ungrateful kids that leave the negative shit, there just jealous because your actually creative and they are not

  • @BluesAndJam dick.

  • ah... the macbook pro 2.66GHZ, not 2.66MHZ

  • my friend has that exact same mac book

  • hahaha macbook hair :)

  • This guy is a gangbanger.

  • @TheLuckAndLove Damn it! I told your mother not to say anything about those parties!

  • crapple.

  • You're all dumbshits. If you fail to see this is a joke, then you fucking suck.

  • @Immotalitis I couldn't have said it any clearer! LOL!

  • @adiblasi This world is full of dumbasses. A little piece in me dies, everytime I see the "Fake" comment, on a video there's obviously fake. Like a bear, doing karate, all those dumb people: "LOL THAT'S FAKE"... No fucking shit, you stupid piece of shit.

    Oh the anger!

  • Its a con because apple want money the reason they do anti glare is because they want the extra £200 otherwise why are all the Macbook Pro anti glare ?

  • Cnet's reviews are pretty bad too.

  • @rockgod2131 LOL on CNET's bad reviews. Ohh, wait until you see the review I do with the mighty "AdamB" on the iPad 3G. Don't worry, we'll start out serious, and then it will naturally decay into total crap like the rest of my reviews.  So many of you can't wait -- I know. Soon! LOL!

  • WHatevER!

  • HAHA, "and it is indeed does.."

  • I'm not trying to be rude, but this was the worst review i have ever seen. You use the word confirmed as if this is something we don't know, you then fail to recognise that what is distinctive about the laptop you chose to "review" is an optional extra. Regardless of your intention, if you state that it is confirmed to have a matte screen, you sound like it's a new product with a newly discovered set of attributes. You also fail to see the detailed spec summary on the table next to it!!!!

  • @TheScenick Without ANY doubt, THIS is the absolute PERFECT response to one of my "review videos", which, as everyone knows, are done as a blatant joke. I will feature this comment in my up and coming live webcast.

  • @adiblasi I aim to please.

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  • did not find that funny at all!!!

  • I was wondering..

    is there a way to get the new macbook pro with the old keyboard?! I don't really like the new ones.. :'(

  • i like u man :) 5 stars

  • humany nice guys out there who want to chat and talk on the phone

  • it would be funny if i accidently spilled some Copper Chloride on the macbook pro. it would be all coppery

  • what a random and weird dork thing to say

  • @tracksonwednesday Yes; all of my reviews are non-reviews. Check out CNET.

  • 3:00 No Steve Jobs did.

  • @ethanswish123 acctually steve jobs is the founder hes the one who made the first mac computer. i made the same mistake

  • @ethanswish123 steve jobs and the other steve both invented apple

  • @pp2devane the woz and steve jobs

  • it's 2.66 GHz

  • why wait until february?

  • Usually macbooks are updated ( new cpu ect) first Q of the year.

  • @Fe6b0lA

    Did you no that february shit was all fake I know because my dad works at the apple store the 2010 macbook pro is coming out in august and the only thing different is the i5 processor its not going to have the i7 but every thing will be the same so its safe to get one now =)

  • douchebag

  • youtube is also a piece of crap when it gets to logic, so I of course meant the user Applestuff100 right below my previous commentary.

  • @Applestuff100 even if your dad works at the apple store, they don't tell anyone about the new products. I know, about apple secrecy, and I know people who work at the apple store. Adiblasi is not that kind of idiot, and I'm not either.

  • @Applestuff100

    well i thought that only a very select few knew about apple products befor they came out, and to wait till august to update an outdated product

  • If you want a macbook pro wait till February

  • hahahhah man your hilarious!

  • Yehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I finally received my Macbook Pro for free from Lockerz. God i'm so happy!!!! :DDDDD

    If you need an invite for lockerz just pm me your e-mail. Oh jeez i'm so happy right now i cant explain)))

  • @WhereIsMyKtulhu they still give out mbp's? isnt it only a 21.5 imac and a macbook air. or did you redeem like before november?

  • @SirWilliamCo they still give them

  • @yousuf510 not macbook pros. only macbook whites and airs. i checked

  • @SirWilliamCo when was the last time you checked, stupid lockerz has been out of service for almost a week. theyve made a new site only for redeeming your points

  • @yousuf510 they havent been out the whole week no. i know about the ptzplace thing. but theyve been on and off. last i remember checking was 3 days ago around 9 or 10 cst. then the next morning till today theyve been out

  • 15"

  • um thanks for the great review

  • your just a noob talking..ima take my ass in here and just say wow this is a nice 17 inch laptop im a PROFESSIONAL lol

  • wow, you know so little about computers. was that even a review?

  • @davidhariri David, to answer your question "was that even a review?" Absolutely not. With that said, make sure you check out my review on the 17" MacBook Pro.

  • Douche

  • ur a try hard

  • i like how when you filmed the slogan and said it, "theres an app for just about anything" you still said it wrong

  • im getting one do you guys think i should get the older version like this one or get the neswest one that has the black shiny part on the lcd lol

  • Newest. Always go for the newest!

  • It just black because it is not antiglare

  • It is Antiglare that's why its black

  • no anti glare is silver

  • if I were you I would buy the old model the one just before this one. they are built better in my opinion, they have been out for a long time so you know there will be no bugs or anything that might go wrong. my friend bought the new one a while ago and the charger port messed up and wouldnt charge.. its fairly new on the market.. either i would wait a while to get the new one or get an older one

  • Get a vaio instead.

  • lol this is not the old one thats the anti glare one the just changes the black edge to silver

  • new one... definetely

  • this dudes fuckin hilaious

  • Hey Alfred judging from the accent you're obviously from NYC. What part are you from?

  • is it possible to put windows vista/7 on there withouth taking almost all the RAM memory?

  • bootcamp

  • No, because it is in vista's nature to take all the RAM. Not sure about 7, though. They say it's way better, but that's what they always say

  • $50 for anti glare?

  • My school gave me one i love it i can play high graphics performance games on it i am on it right now its soo amazing

  • my school is giving me one next week

  • that is awesome i wish my school would give me one

  • bought mine had the money bought it and love it

  • that will be my laptop in 1 week!

    silver bezel isn't as pretty but hey, nothing wrong with a bit of functionality.

    ps. what's up with all the haters who think it looks ugly? spartan for the win

  • you have sexy hairs....

  • thats my name

  • i have the anti glare but the display doesnt look as good as the glare

  • I saw the glossy at Best buy and I think ima get that one it looks alittle better.

  • god damn I am getting mine or ordering it the end of October the wait is killing me I am watching thesre all the time I want mine so bad D: I am going to get this one but with the 3.06Ghz and the 128SSD I hope they have that at the Apple store so i can get it right ther and then. they have ones that arnt just stock ones like this is not the standard : )

  • mines 15in and BETTER. Lol.

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  • PALM BEACH COUNTY! I LIVE THERE HAHA!

  • this guys funny (not really but wanted to put a compliment here lol) thats my mac 2 :D

  • thats my laptop :]

  • i agree have it agree w/ alfred

  • looks like a blonde slut...sexy!