As I was watching this video my mum came over suspiciously and said "what are you watching?" and gave me that you're watching something inappropriate face- and as soon as I said "It's just a vlog, nothing weird"- DELIA SMITH pops up!- So I immediately fast forward, to the shot where dan is caressing his breakfast bar.... O.o
Forget the bloody flat! He got a standing ticket to see Muse and Biffy in the same arena - not just any arena- - WEMBYE FUCKING ARENA. God I hate you Dan :(
I love that bear =D It's Kobra Kid because I'm that cool and know just from the colour which Killjoy it's meant to be.... my username pretty much tells you they're my fave band :P
OMG WKD BEST DRINK EVER soz it jumped out at me cuz im sucha lightweight i get pissed after one bottle of it well as i have always sed since i was 12 lightweight cheapdate ;) xxx
WHAT IS THIS SONG.
hayley13ful 1 hour ago
@danisnotonfire SONG AT 2:35?! PLEASE ANSWER!!!
MsEcstaticAmyArcade 7 hours ago
hehe.
Charlie (issocoollike) said he was mentally 12 when talking about his stuffed animals. You're 10. xD
MsEcstaticAmyArcade 7 hours ago
As I was watching this video my mum came over suspiciously and said "what are you watching?" and gave me that you're watching something inappropriate face- and as soon as I said "It's just a vlog, nothing weird"- DELIA SMITH pops up!- So I immediately fast forward, to the shot where dan is caressing his breakfast bar.... O.o
CrustyVampireShark 9 hours ago
Black ops t-shirt shame!!!!
Denzodog12345 10 hours ago
I bet the box of secrets is where he keeps his condoms
0009catherine 18 hours ago in playlist Uploaded videos
*next 500 meters censored due to high risk of stalkers* dude we can still find you !
PurpleHair248 1 day ago
Ahhhhh! The AMBERLAMPS!!!!! Call the AMBERLAMPS!! If you watch smosh you would get that joke.......
fortune2018 1 day ago
1:15.... CALL THE AMBERLAMPS
MurrImATurtle 1 day ago
Dude he's just like Black Star from Soul Eater
EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE SYMMETRICAL.
2cute2bu100 1 day ago
@2cute2bu100 U-uhm, sorry, but the one who has the OCD about symmetry it's Death The Kid, not Black Star (:
SmileUlq 1 day ago
@SmileUlq >.< Sorry how could I get Black Star and Kid mixed up? Ugh. Black Star is NOTHING like Kid. Whats next gonna start calling Crona Soul ?
2cute2bu100 1 day ago
"Going down." lol
mirroredhour 1 day ago
the HORRA the HORRA!
CatNataraja 1 day ago
i REALLY want to see whats in the box
theannabombify 1 day ago in playlist Uploaded videos
OMG!! HE HAS DANGER DAYS IN THE SUITCASE AT 2:55
EstaticaOfficial 1 day ago
MY TEDDY IS A KILLJOY TOO.....
chazvasskilljoy 1 day ago
Pull Your Pants Uppppp!!!!!!!!! You're still hot though.;)
lolmoment15 1 day ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Yeah when I'm 20 I'll only be 28 there's still a chance!
randomnus101 1 day ago
HOW DO YOU HAVE MONEY??
lyfevssefora 1 day ago
ok kanye posters and the tales of beedle the bard, dan you are perfect
jennifergaskarth 2 days ago
omg i cant believe you live in manchester thats so awesome dioefjfrikdjfuggrt
jennifergaskarth 2 days ago
You were at the same MUSE concert as me whhhaat?!
TaraTwine 2 days ago
I seriously need him in my life. I may be in love.
MyCobainRomanceee 2 days ago
Great cave !!
skybluedotyen1 2 days ago
THE TALES OF BEETLE THE BARD! ZOMG YAY!
Simistar3179 2 days ago
I like the vanilla scented shower gel
arroyo128 3 days ago
Mmmm breakfast bar
Archie123ist1 3 days ago
I want that Amber lamp!! its so beautiful
MrsAlllllli 3 days ago
ULTRABALL! :p
karlozgiron 3 days ago
What a nice flat, impressed.
beefree2003 3 days ago
buttcrack <3
chocolateTeabag 3 days ago
Killjoy Bear!<3
TheImogenJane 3 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
You look really like, fit in this.
And the apartment looks hella expensive.
Marhogany 3 days ago
5:42 LMFAO!! xxx <3
123Elizzaa 3 days ago
lol Ged-DAN x33
. . .
i hope im not the only one who gets that joke~
iloveanime514 3 days ago
I have that frog :D :D :D
mrcheezelhead 3 days ago
FANGIRL ALERT:
HE HAS A KILLJOY BANDANA!!!! I WANT TO MARRY THIS MAN AND HAVE HIS BABIES!
patdxforever13 4 days ago
WKD !!!
littletana99 4 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
wtf do u have a fake tan or something?
MsLozeh 4 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
what the hell is going on with his skin? he looks sunburned
sydandtaytum 4 days ago
High risk of stalkers .... we can still find you !
PurpleHair248 5 days ago
LMFAO the end with dan spaz jumping! hahahahaha!!!!!
tgwthfy 5 days ago
amber lamps! :)
MegRtheOfficial 5 days ago
Did any one else notice that on the 'To Do' list it said Eat Babies? O_o
indigorain101 5 days ago
Forget the bloody flat! He got a standing ticket to see Muse and Biffy in the same arena - not just any arena- - WEMBYE FUCKING ARENA. God I hate you Dan :(
PersephoneBurnsGreen 5 days ago
dan is deffinatley on fire, he melts my heart .. he is so hot !!!
tylermarieee97 6 days ago
@ZombieNinjaPenguins Sone sort of Dub Step thing I think :P
ATurtleAteMyTrex 6 days ago
OHMYGOD. OHMYGOD. I COULDN'T CONCENTRATE AFTER I SAW THE LOST BARKSCROLLS IN YOUR BOOKSHELF.
I am such a nerd that I am totally obsessed with The Edge Chronicles. TOTALLY. :D -3
crazyjuicyfruits 6 days ago
I have the same venetian mask from Venice apart from mine is blue :)
YocoolKids 6 days ago
what is that song that he plays when he's on about his speakers? xoxo
ZombieNinjaPenguins 6 days ago
dan you look like you just got sprayed tanned you look black
RebelAngel437 6 days ago
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hannaho3 6 days ago in playlist The story of Dan..
MMM BREAKFAST BAR BREAKFAST BAR
ForgetMeOrElse 6 days ago
Muse! ;o
chanal05 6 days ago
Why are you orange? :L
howboutyoubob 6 days ago 10
I love that bear =D It's Kobra Kid because I'm that cool and know just from the colour which Killjoy it's meant to be.... my username pretty much tells you they're my fave band :P
howboutyoubob 6 days ago
I have that exact same elephant piggy bank!!!! WOW
sorry, I am sad
TheEllieCloud 6 days ago
you've seen muse live oh my god we must marry now
cookielover734 6 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I've just moved into a new place, actually it's a new country! I LOVE I AUSTRALIA, ( but I'm afraid I love England a but more) xx
kiwipod123 6 days ago
who wants to be that breakfast bar?
PurpleHair248 1 week ago
What is his xbox live name?!
PurpleHair248 1 week ago
A F**KING BUG PRESERVING LAMP?!!! YOU POSSESS POWER, MY FRIEND!!!!
james5604 1 week ago
AMBERLAMPS
ninjaunicornism 1 week ago
I have red curtains..
oddtofu1 1 week ago
Coool, I have one of those frogs
GraemeHull 1 week ago
@GraemeHull haha i do too xD
marthie1997 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
KILLJOY BEAR!
pokemaniac908 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos 5
I have a hello kitty dispenser too !! *high five*
arghwuhiu 1 week ago
Wooh Manchester
ames2k11 1 week ago
killjoy bear!!!
ELF123Suju 1 week ago
Muse!
Dientjuh93 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
How do you have this place?! It looks SO expensive
dennis6843 1 week ago
2:55 Kirby Adventures on the right side,because we are THAT cool ;D and btw.........I HAVE KIRBYY
Isabel58192 1 week ago
Btw if ya cant see Kirby,look at the right side :D
Isabel58192 1 week ago
2:55 , Kirby Adventures,because we are THAT COOL :D And btw, I HAVE KIRBY :D
Isabel58192 1 week ago
2:55 YAY :D Kirby Adventures litteraly,coz we are that cool! XD Lol
Isabel58192 1 week ago
is ist just me or is dan extremely brown
mackapacka111 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
MCR !!!!!!!!
Abby14ist 1 week ago
KILLJOY BEAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Abby14ist 1 week ago
OMG WKD BEST DRINK EVER soz it jumped out at me cuz im sucha lightweight i get pissed after one bottle of it well as i have always sed since i was 12 lightweight cheapdate ;) xxx
ilovebtrandjdb 1 week ago
YAY FOR KILLJOY BEAR!!
pipilopi 1 week ago
I'll play rock band with you Dan!! I'm amazing at it! :D
EmilyHasFaith7 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i have the same speekers! :DD
TheCyphris 1 week ago
The awkward moment when a Victoria's Secret Commerical plays before the video.
CrazyJonesie 1 week ago 83
Love how you can see the arndale and urbis ... Lol :)
datacw 1 week ago
Aww 'the tales of beedle the bard' by jk rowling, you like harry potter?:D
xkaayyx 1 week ago
lol, i love how he say that the breakfast bar is never going to be used, but on the superamazingproject they use it for their news segments! xD
DinosaurNinjaNerd212 1 week ago
I have that MCR bandanna thats on your bear !!! =DD
ExclusivelyMAT 1 week ago
wow you have an entire suitcase just for games O_O
fatducksrc00l 1 week ago in playlist The story of Dan..
OMG, that place is like so nice I like so wanna live there.
IAmEverywhere49 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
did you know your butt crack is showing just there.
TLCTthe1997 1 week ago 70
A killjoy bear?! *picks up stuffed animal with a bandana wrapped over its face* I have one too O_O.....as you can tell from my action words ^
PurgatoryKey 1 week ago in playlist The story of Dan..
We have the same hello kitty pez dispenser. :O
<3
Tailor00baybee 1 week ago
this kinda reminds me of charlieissocoollike...
MustHaveMaslow 1 week ago
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MustHaveMaslow 1 week ago
5:43 LMFAO.
sahiegirl888 1 week ago
Dan, I like your bed. ;D
sahiegirl888 1 week ago
That's the same lift woman from my friend's flat xD
sahiegirl888 1 week ago
Surely fridge perverts are just fat people... :D x
ItsDefinitelyBethany 1 week ago
he smells like GOD... i love a million ;l
DaniellaRyan 1 week ago
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pandabutton13 1 week ago
I love how orange dan is lol:)
emmyparamorexxx 1 week ago
3:40 It looks like Phil gave you the soap he didn't like!
ChloeBobHasPants 1 week ago
@ChloeBobHasPants Lmao I noticed that
basailquazzy 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
OMG!! i totally have tht notebook where he keeps his dream diary!! :D
Boomoo81 1 week ago
3:54 just the noise, I think there might actually be a cat in there
Becauseoflisa 1 week ago
5:42 reminds me of a Pj video!
DavidTismyDoctor 1 week ago
1:06 same poster as me :O feel like a cool person
XNotGoodx 1 week ago
0.0 a TAN British person.......my word....
HiMyNameIsChels 1 week ago
haha
bjpeanutprezel 1 week ago
1:29 PEDOFACE :j
emiliecupcake 1 week ago
you are soooooo tan o.o
juliamaryfizzy 1 week ago
Breakfast bar pervert XD
kryhappy96 1 week ago
4:31 TOTORO! Yum.
midgeteatsgrapes 1 week ago
dan i hope you don't mind that i will be kill joying my bear after seeing that :) <3
icecreamlover56 1 week ago
killjoy bear best thing like ever
Keeleystar 1 week ago
Your apartment is amazing!
Frantabulous 1 week ago
lol i have the same OCD...i'm super organized and i can't stand when cabinets are left open -.-
loveableyumyumbanana 2 weeks ago
"MEOW" is it bad that I laughed so hard...?
textlover321 2 weeks ago
Vanilla Moment xD ny one else find it?
ShiningxOn 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
GO KILLJOY BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
laikamcgee 2 weeks ago
..you look like you got a spray tan..
TIDandCUBBINS 2 weeks ago
DID YOU SIGN UP FOR GUILDWARS 2 BETA
666FLiP666 2 weeks ago
KILLJOY BEAR! YOU LIKE MCR TOO? Now I have yet another reason to love you... marry me?...
NickiWales 2 weeks ago
i have a hello kitty pez to!!!! :D
icequeen1131 2 weeks ago
Do you..spray tan? or go to tanning beds?! cause its CUTE
WeehWoohFly 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@WeehWoohFly He went to Sicily for two weeks.
FearKissers 2 weeks ago
@WeehWoohFly lmfao no he got burnt
FairytaIes 2 weeks ago
YOU HAVE THE TALES OF BEEDLE THE BARD?!?!? Epic.
Grachiification 2 weeks ago
Your room is fucking awesome and I want all your stuff. The end.
justkeepdrawing 2 weeks ago
MANCHESTER!!!! FTW!!!
emilylouise259 2 weeks ago
And Danger Days in your DVD and Games suitcase.. No Dan.. I know I'm in love with you.. hehe..
MCRBVBForever 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
KILLJOY BEAR!? Dan.. I think I'm in love with you.. hehe..
MCRBVBForever 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
MUSE TICKET ON YO' WALL!
MCRBVBForever 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
BRING AMBERLAMPS!
DyslexiaSkucs 2 weeks ago
Killjoy Bear and Danger Days In your Dvd Sutecase :) Dan i love youu!!
EmilyHasTheCheese 2 weeks ago
The only reason I watch this is cus 1 he's hot. 2 he's funny. 3 his accent is boss I'm in the u.s...
fyihatecats13 2 weeks ago
What dubstep song is that?
parawhoreness123 2 weeks ago
you are so funny i love you
SammieChilton 2 weeks ago in playlist AmazingPhil/DanIsNotOnFire
Killjoy Bear! <3
Converserem 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
You smell amazing. x')
lessthanthreezoe 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
1:30 Your butt is showing... :P
Defyinggravityish 2 weeks ago 2
their fridge says "siemens" on the door.
cute.
KingoftheMerryLand 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@KingoftheMerryLand im glad i wasnt the only one to notice that.... THAT would have been awkward :P
BFFepicfail 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
3:40 Dan, you use the vanilla soap?!?! I knew it....
ToriSeesYou 2 weeks ago 2
AMBERLAMPS?!?!!?!?! Haha Dan and Phil remind me of Anthony and Ian.
Tacythecupcakeninja 2 weeks ago
I'm from Manchester, come see me, lol
xFlawleS 2 weeks ago
Not quite symetrical enough for death the kid
Xeetoxic 2 weeks ago
KILLJOY BEAR!? that's fantastic.
And does your secret box have a picture from the christmas party like Patrick's does? :D
SariasSong988 2 weeks ago
fake tan?
Sophx57x 2 weeks ago
Which other fridge perverts paused at 4:18 to actually look at every item, I know i'm not the only one who's guilty..
Abdabulous 2 weeks ago
It's so odd being American and having you talk about being in just "pants" like it's odd.
ItsMeHannahM 2 weeks ago
Let me rape your fridge!!!!! ;]
MYGcutie64 2 weeks ago
1:30 and pause.....LOL BUTTCRACK
fobgroupie123 2 weeks ago
Wow, you're so tan! Nice apartment.
1Juju1235 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
your apartment is so sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!/ cool
TimeForProjectJordan 2 weeks ago
Your room looks like mine O.o
TMNTleo 2 weeks ago
your hilar!
hanelissax 2 weeks ago
KILLJOY BEAR!! XD
MyChemRadio 2 weeks ago
"for all you shoe perverts! i know your out their." .. awh DAMN! he knows! D: sh*t!
LoveMeOrHateMeXoX 2 weeks ago 2
@LoveMeOrHateMeXoX He's on to us... D: xD
WeREpicness 2 weeks ago
@WeREpicness i also now have to tell my sister hes onto her fridge fetish T^T damn!
LoveMeOrHateMeXoX 2 weeks ago
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OMFG! i have the smae frog, butt its green.
MegZilla2012 2 weeks ago in playlist The story of Dan..
"I may or may not have slept with it in my bed for 18 years"
HAHAHAHAAHHA
Everything you say is so funny:)
greendaygrrrl1997 2 weeks ago
I have that 1991 bear too. he's a dude
KristinaJane 2 weeks ago
flora proative is butter lol
chailatte727 2 weeks ago
Killjoy bear! yes!
AndiGarner17 2 weeks ago
I like how in America, proactive is a skin regimen, but in the UK it's a food...
kimberly3210 2 weeks ago
Hey I have that shirt.! Dan stole my Black Ops shirt >:l Just kidding Dan, I could never be mad at you :3
SceneLovee 2 weeks ago
I love how on Dan's side of the to-do list it says 'eat babies'.
Snowylemons 2 weeks ago
Nice pants!
HRS4eva 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
<3 x
panicatthedisco778 2 weeks ago
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anybody else notice that the first thing to do on Dans list was Sarah... and then 'eat babies'?
KayleighHuntProject 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
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KayleighHuntProject 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I freaking want that lamp! :D
Wethinktoohard 2 weeks ago