Ron White on "Paying for the War"

[MegaTallcool1]

That's what we need somebody to shake up this big sh!t salad the Rs and Ds have put in front of us!!

[0428mar]

unfunny

[wwwyousuckdotcom]

China will repossess us before we had a chance to repossess Peru

[ALLERTORLOVER69]

swim this Bitch hahaha

[69andygray]

niggeragua hahah i love you Ron White

[roxascrunk]

Wow, i cant even explain how fucking awesome this is.

[RedneckDeerhunter252]

Just saying. You would never be able to reposes Central America, you can hardly take on the Taliban.

[Chucktanium]

Ron White should run for office in 2016!

Not 2012, because there's already too much funny shit coming out of the candidates' mouths

[Gamemaster12435]

1:45 That's hilarious!

[Ohyawellfuku]

Im totally down. I agree. Where so I vote

[Adam1986London]

awesome, fucking awesome

[TheTexasmick]

He's a Texan for sure.

[ejr23]

This plan of Ron White is awesome! If any of the countries resist, SEND IN THE MILITARY!

[oatis55]

best ever



[doomfan12345]

40 ppl were..........this is a stoopid coment

[TheActress1996]

1:27 drunk 

[mmw212]

39 people need to SWIM THAT BITCH!! Ron White for President. All he saya is soooo true and you know it could work.....

[123USMC456RUNQUICK]

we buy back the panama canal that we built anyway and stand there and say "SWIM THIS BITCH!!"

[wlstephens1]

how do I fuckin VOTE!!!

[sweetpea8571]

RON WHITE FOR PRESIDENT

[hamsterpoop]

Missed canada though

[agaamodt]

if only our politicians thought like this...lol

[okhuntertravis]

whats bad is this is true and should actually happen

[BLACKWINGEDBEING]

@okhuntertravis We did the same to Indonesia, Ecuador, San Salvador, Panama and etc.

[MrSonicboom07]

he said for you dumb stupid-asses, trillion- that's 12 "00's"!

[youngdipper91]

"air force base, air force base" lol

[leftbehind1018]

if there were t-shirts that said "tater for prez '12", i'd buy one for every day of the week

[Justacuase18]

Best part is when he says the N word as part of a countries name

[Shellblows]

Yea since Obama has done soooo much for our country...

[oblongerer]

funny, Peru doesn't have that cocaine cash though.

[hogo1]

I wish I could flip Mexico, right into a fucking volcano

[bigwhitehound]

funny thing he's not the first person to suggest that.

[winklerffa]

Ron White for president 2012.

[britneyslut]

@winklerffa i would vote for him.

[MrCowbell54]

Someone copy and paste the url to this video in the comments PLZ

[mrtundra45]

Ron White is clever

But seriously folks Ron Paul 2012

look him up hes the last hope for this nation

[PlaystationNation2k9]

Isreeal. lol.

[julionica]

I LOVE THIS SH!T... We'll call it North America!

[tdogg4575]

I would so vote for him in a heartbeat

[TheHolymoly123]

Ron, you seriously need to run. I'm not to sure you'll win, but what the hell? I bet you would get past at least 5,000 votes. Ron white 2011! :D!

[collincro]

he should take obamas place!... starting NOW! >:D

[bryntexas]

new paint new shrubs " LmaO

[nfshlvhr]

And your gonna be wondering where the fuck they are because you don't want ti do this shit yourself.

Ron White, you and the rest of the Blue Collar Comedy team are the fuckin' funniest guys ever.

[PIMPANATOR123]

epic



[RunninQHsRock]

Ron White 2012

[thagreatzadenko]

id vote for him

[burtonchalmers]

fix it up and flip it...lol

[domino9133]

this is probaly one of the more practical solutions to the economic crisis i've heard, but the only flaw in his plan, i think is that buying a country is not like buying a home, other than that it's a solid plan.

[wcwsax]

@domino9133 the only countries like that are the ones that arent poor poor countries will sell just like that u sell and do what u like

[johnnyreb1025]

@DisgorgeNUKEusa

i bet your country is a shithole

[okhuntertravis]

someone email this to nobama

[chadpopstar]

Where's the cigar, Ron? KEEP SMOKING!!!!

[djc1309]

@chadpopstar - He Traded it in for a couple kilo's of pot and has obviously smoked most of it.

[PenscratcherG]

Winning!



[pancakewafflebacon]

buy mexico, fix it up, flip it LOL

[gentleben1624]

RON YOU ARE A SMART SON OF A BITCH MAN

[Khawar010]

Sell Florida to Israel. You are onto something there Mr. White.

[dianassonisadorable]

Soo true, Ron! We're ALL EARS HERE IN ARLINGTON. Come see us soon; Cheers good buddy!!~

[KaiserSoze679]

I would actually consider becoming an American just to vote for him. Stop letting actors into politics, and start recruiting comedians... the good ones know more about politics than most career politicians anyway.

[stormwatcher59]

@KaiserSoze679

I believe that 'good' comedians are the best thinkers on the planet.

And therefore, probably too smart to get sucked into politics!

[KymmyJeau]

Anybody would be better than Obama!

[XXdetonator890]

He should be president for the rest of his scotch -drinking life.

[EEF21]

Djsteadystate, he's from Texas and he's a hardcore conservative and republican. You're a fucking idiot.

[ZergSpawnSC2Armory]

@EEF21 He's libertarian in some areas. But yes, I'm sure he's a conservative. Republican, I'm not sure. Either way, he's a good guy. A vulgar, alcoholic good guy, but a good guy none the less. :)

[DJSteadyState]

Funny thing is that Republicans hear the Southern accent and don't realize he's making fun of them so many times in his sarcasm. I love it.

[ZergSpawnSC2Armory]

@DJSteadyState Psst. Bet you didn't know this... but not every Southerner is a Republican. Nor is every Republican Southern. Take your stereotypes and shove it where the sun doesn't shine. <3

[AYPAPITV]

@ZergSpawnSC2Armory That's true. But fact: all Republicans are stupid.

It's a joke based on truth. Relax. :)

[ZergSpawnSC2Armory]

@AYPAPITV I myself am not a Republican. However, not all Republicans are stupid. To say so makes you a closed minded bigoted fool. Also, he is not making fun of them. He is as Foxworthy, Engvall, and Larry are... just a bit less moral. -Chuckles- He is a comedian.

[tlv156]

i'd love to watch a president drinking a glass of scotch at a press conference. lmfao

[ZephyrsBell]

I love this southern mother fucker.

[DirectTech]

I love you man ?

[painexkoichi]

he has my vote...if i could vote lmao

[ukitos1]

Denis miller also thought of buying Mexico but I never listen to him only Ron White this is probably the best idea Antibes had in awhile

[mikejd123]

thumbs up if you vote ron honorary dic "tater"

[woodster380]

swim this bitch



[Lukeman315]

that is a fucking bucket of win

[xxfoxxymugglexx]

Man this video is so true, I belive we've lost that little thing called freedom. Our four farthers would spinnig in there garave if they about this. VOTE RON WHITE FOR PRESIDENT!!!!! I know hes got mine

[NHMntnHIGH]

Screw the PC police they dont like what i have to say they can just quit whining about it and go lay down by their PC dish Ron White should be the homeland secretary instead of that fat useless incompetent thing "Janet the planet"

[NHMntnHIGH]

Screw the PC police they dont like what i have to say they just quite whining and go lay down by their PC dish

[FroggerFilm]

Yes We Can Has

[JoeofEvasin12346]

this is funny

[joekoe97]

Swim this BITCH!!!!!

[rotensnatchmuffdiver]

that's what im talking about

[ryan2384x]

best video on youtube

[kurtizzyflush]

You gotta love a guy that uses the term "shithook". That takes me back to grade school in the 60s.

[fast2epic2dead]

hahaha lmfao... this guy is awsome

[JacobT190]

hahaha this is some funny shit Ron White is awesome!!

[parachutepilot7]

swim this...bitch!!!!!! hahahah

[Adb12San]

The 30 people who dislike this suck!

[kiknarse]

HAHAHAH AWESOME!

[pierulesman]

Hey, why not go one step farther and own all of the Americas? Pacific and Atlantic Ocean? SWIM THAT B*****!!!

[bandit1741]

lets hpoe he runs for president in 2012



[KevinFreakinScott]

id vote for him lol

[vegito789]

SWIM THIS, BITCH!

[country485]

thats prolly wanna the greatest ideas ive ever heard

and thirty people are idiots thumbs up if you agree

[mhexakosioihexekonta]

holy shit! if this guy would shave his hair he'd look exactly like jack nicholson

[CCRockit]

Hes got my vote.

i'm gonna be 18 come 2012, Ron Fuckin' White has my vote. :)

[MrHotshot1111]

RON WHITE FOR PRESIDENT!

[MrMixmastermatt]

ron white is a true american hero.

[BoldMoldOfGold]

Leave it to Ron ahi

[mdub1419]

I swear I heard John Stewart use this same bit on the daily show recently.

[ncs1988]

the 29 people that didnt like this video must have there head up there ass :)

[DkrAz3]

@ncs1988 HOOAH!

[GeasSGurL]

@ncs1988 Make that 30, ncs

[mikadillo]

Chill- what language did your great grand parents speak?  Hate and anger ---such a terrific value system!

[bettesbaby]

YES!

[AnimalLover1977]

Ron White 2012

[rokkolpo]

he'll call it north America.....?

i think someone forgot canada.

[lshstigers]

@rokkolpo wtf is canada?

[etenightstar]

@lshstigers

Igloo country :)

Canadian by the way lol

[kiknarse]

@lshstigers ICE land

[67cgc]

"Flip It" That is funny shit!!!

[lanthiode09]

that still wouldn't solve the problem of having to learn fucking Spanish just so you can understand the idiots at the grocery store now if you made it so that it was mandatory for all the inhabitants of these country's to learn English then it would be perfect

[RoscoeT99]

@lanthiode09 You're probably from one of those states that used to be known as.... Mexico.

Such as Texas or Cali right? Think about that man.

It could be worse, I need to learn punjabi to go to walmart for fuck sakes.You think Mexicans are bad. I'd live in Mexico because Pakis are way worse.

[lanthiode09]

@RoscoeT99 Actually I am from Illinois and I am a Cherokee Indian but even this far up north you have to practically know Spanish to get anything done but ya I do not doubt that pakis are worse man

[spiritjd33]

...Tator has a point there

[cdavis580]

WE FLIP IT !!!!  lmao

[renecomedy]

Is he being ironic?

[kiknarse]

@renecomedy

He's being real - describing how the American business system has become - that its' a joke on many front.

[renecomedy]

...actually, Central America,if you check on a map, IS part of North America.

[MadMilitiaMen]

@renecomedy ...thats the joke...

[kiknarse]

@renecomedy wise guy eh? it mite be N.America but it's not N.AmericaNNNNNN.

[countrymusicgtavboy2]

got my vote

[LoreofNight92]

Agreed

[atouy]

meet dubyas half brother!!!!!



[DelbyC]

This is'nt necesarily redneck mentality, it's more of an American imperialist democratic economic takeover & honestly... i like it.

I'm actually very liberal ( NOT democrat ! ) but idk? this might solve more problems than it may cause.. just imagine if politicans were actually as frank as this! definitely would up the voter turnout rate! one last thing.. SWIM THIS BITCH !

[stevemcgranahan]

for more blue collar comedy check out Worlds Strongest REDNECK. I sub everyone back. BYYYEE!

[seddraxx]

For a drunk, Damn you are one smart individual. Long live mr. White.

[christinekat]

New Paint and Shrubs..lol

[carolinaWK]

lol - that is kinda funny, though.

[thedavecorp]

I LIKE IT!

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

AMEN RON!!

[miamirockstar2010]

EPIC

[MrOnemixer]

HA HA ... LMAO

[Scorp316]

This way we'd have a giant Chessecake Factory at Ground Zero instead of a mosque. I support Ron White.

[bluecutie00]

@Scorp316: It's not a mosque...and it's not being built at Ground Zero...and before you say it---no, I'm not Muslim. I'm Christian...get your facts...don't trust the news.

[Scorp316]

@bluecutie00 I'm kidding... so learn to take a joke.

[bluecutie00]

@Scorp316: My mistake and apologies...didn't sense the humor there...

[dallashound]

He actually makes sense.

[camarodan32]

So true, this country has gotten so P/C over the years. That the criminals have more rights than the police, or people that work for a living.

[flyingscotty69]

@camarodan32

he is right



[FuckNewbs]

@camarodan32 Go to jail once and you will see how many rights you have. lol

[BrianFalconsFan29]

@FuckNewbs Never been never wanna go lol

[gamecheatmaster123]

I'd rather have him for president than Obama

[wohizz]

@gamecheatmaster123 everyone says that! who the fuck voted for the nigger Obama then! I sure didnt.

[Skydancer1971]

@gamecheatmaster123 Maybe we should band together and VOTE for him! I damn sure would!

[WWIIwolf]

@gamecheatmaster123 im was pro obama from the start and now i think i would to

[yumher1]

@gamecheatmaster123 Hell yes! He'll actually get shit done

[AYPAPITV]

@gamecheatmaster123 And I'd rather have Obama than McCain.

Or any Republican ever for that matter.

[DoughBoyinda504]

ron white in da white house in 2012!

[ruinedpuzzles]

HAHAHA I love Ron White!

[Sheridan3511]

You sir are a true American up there with the likes of John Wayne, Chuck Yeager, Bob hope, Abarham Lincoln and many other true patriots. I would be proud to vote for you sir. Kind of funny how a comedian has great ideas.

[dorislouise21]

@Sheridan3511 there is no comparing him to John Wayne.

[scott93257]

@Sheridan3511

What about Burt Reynolds and Bill McKinney?

[79Enemigo]

ron white the muthafuckin man

[acdc1132]

on a scale from 1 to 10 larry the cable guy is a 3 jeff foxworthy 5 bill engvall 6 ron white 9 he is the only reason to watch the bcct

[brennan8522]

I love the guy, but he looks like donkey kong

[CameronWasmund]

@brennan8522 You don't love donkey kong?

[purplekw1]

hm makes sence

[buddy31tide]

its actually a good plan

[vmtz2001]

I don't know if his views are that nationalistic and stupid or if he's satirizing American arrogance saying we'd buy Mexico.

[mississippi990]

fuck if ron white was goin to run for president i would vote for him.

[dcteddy225]

SWIM THIS BITCH!!!!!!!

[poffy8888]

why cant it be done, merzi !?

[KnoxBlondie]

Ron White for President

[smartersean]

What do you mean by "TRICKED OUT OF"?

[matthewace1]

fix it up and flip it

[ScopedOUT2]

LOL... although his way of thinking is pretty weird, I like it. - Think it'll actually work even.

[gotalittlecaptain]

fuck yeah. he knows how its done

[AiCLol]

I am drunk on vodka, high on marijuana, and I did speed 2 days ago, and I just fucking ROFL'd for 7 minutes straight, rolled on the floor, and I am still amazed that I can type THIS FUCKING GOOD. holy FUCK.

[smartersean]

@AiCLol Where's the shrooms brah???

[AiCLol]

@smartersean holy shit I didnt even remember posting that.

[RoGQuizzno]

SWIM THIS BITCH!

[Wastelander1972]

WOW. Okay, there's a solution the the war funding AND immigration laws! YES!

[pheonix347]

does this guy ever blink....seriously he could have a staring contest with a statue and win.ill give one free subscription to anyone who can find one time when this guy blinks on screen

[Wastelander1972]

@pheonix347 1:53. Save the free subscription, I'll avoid it if you don't.

@pheonix347 You don't need to blink when you have Scotch Guard.