Jory Caron Opens Mail & Shit... - I am a Mail Stripper...

[0rocklegend]

1-888-4STONER WTF?!?!?!?

[sovereignphil0013]

take.....the.....rosary beads...offf of around tour neck now. thats sacreligious (did I spell that right?)

[rebelpoettl]

Not only is it OK for men to cook with a microwave, It is prefered socially accepted method for us to cook. As dictated by men everywhere.

[ShelbyDiener]

"What does the bible really teach?"

Preach, Jory. Preach.

[itsmedee1998]

you broken flower looks like a bunny is in dirt moving his ears around and just thinking about it makes me sad like if you agree

[CraigSpannier]

those candies remind me of vampires...

[MJTism1]

that habisky was longer than the freaking letter

[middleC17]

I used to eat this candy at Sunday School (it's like the only thing I remember about Sunday School, I dropped out, muahahaha), anyway, I LOVED them, and I couldn't for the life of me remember what they were. Turns out I recognized the Now and Later wrappers and thank goodness I have something else useless out of my brain!

[Kingofcorrect]

You can tell you don't smoke from the yelling. I am surprised that the fumes from the show have not curbed it though

[adamace234]

i had like a ad every 5 mins wtf



[TheMsKittyvamp]

are there still new ones of these made?

[redwallcools]

i found the little plant-thingy in the back-right hilarious

[Le0nLucky]

Omg this is Jory carron from is it a good idea to micro wave this

[AuraPsychickHedgie]

@Le0nLucky OH NO DURR

[ChelseaTheWitchyWmn]

Are you coming to Oklahoma at all? I would love to meet you all.

[ivodarockstar1]

HA BISKY FTW!

[lovinmama51]

"one fish, two fish, don't fish, do fish" Jory," Hahahaha don't fish, f#*@ them." LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[blackhole997]

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FLOWER?

[Deathtoall10001]

lol cumfy "sacks"

[themoviestarclub]

dont fish, DO fish?

[VillageThinking]

Hi, how are you. I like the disheveled look. It's a ha bisky idea. And the book from Linda Russell is a Jehovah's Witness bible study book. Just call them and they'll come to your house and study with you.

[VillageThinking]

Hi, how are you. I like the disheveled look. It's a ha bisky idea.

[VillageThinking]

I like the disheveled look. It's a ha bisky idea.

[DerWias]

Jory would you be interested in some german candy and BEER ? i could send some :D

[29dragon27]

carrillo(ga-de-yo) or sumthing like that,

[29dragon27]

jory i have a question, how do you stay clean if you don't have a shower?

ps. HAAA BISKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[bimbo202]

limes disease? you get it from tic bites and it kills you from the inside. my sister has a tic bite. she might have limes disease :(

[jpawhees]

u'know jory. you are advertiving companies through the junk mail you get. u should get them to pay you to show the junk mail on your show. or don't show the junk mail.

[crisgia]

you don't like now and laters?

ehh, they're alright...

fuck you

[2yang1002]

LOL I do the same to every pen

[kingcobradude]

that necklace thing there... thats not a necklace. thats a set of rosary beads. not to be worn as a necklace.

[darkknigh11]

16:03 my ears

[Skullwannabe]

18:31 Ladies?

[CwGoh2800]

anyone herd the fart at 00:30?

[14zace]

FUCK AMERICAN GIRL I GOT ME PLAYBOY BITCHES

[MrPokeman271inc]

LOL to the max at 13:20-14:00

[halokill1111]

I have the same flower in the background only mine still has a flower

[TheUncleBastard]

t-t-today junior!

[TailsTheGamer]

lol I was waiting for your lungs to come out your mouth.

[BOB55661]

nice shirt



[DickSimmons2]

Jory, NOW you will be shooting up THAT candy, but LATER you will start Mainlining Starbursts , So do as you decree: Stay in Milk, Eat those drugs(the candy) and dont do the first thing or take the second thing too literally.

[mp2611]

what the frickenhell is a rosary?? lmao

[DickSimmons2]

@mp2611 Catholic, or just religious Prayer beads

[DickSimmons2]

@mp2611 Mainly used in Catholicism

[scootsie119]

jory i still havent seen u take a shit in any of these videos, its only opening mail.

[fluffy8me1]

i dont know if u know jory but youre not supposed to where that rosary around your neck...

[CatatonicKuroneko]

Thumbs up for chipmunks!

[evilottojr]

thumbs for anal secretions

[27holyman]

Remember to drink the worx energy stuff before your next show

[nevergivenaname3]

OMMMG YOU DON'T WEAR ROSERYS AROUND YOU NECK LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OO

[livingmyteenagedream]

you are so freakin hawt HA BISKEYYY

[JT041196]

Costco is the shit. So are you Jory :)

[JMShearer]

Febreeze poisoning! I love it!

[WayneWelly]

janet and matrix need to team up more often it was a good laugh the two mats, wonder what they may send in next time for another laugh

[Staytec]

ha. rev. jory caron.

[tylanol7]

Gentlemen? lol

[jeremyshaw]

Lee did a great job on editing this! I don't know how you did it, Jory, but you were somehow even more hilarious in this one than usual and you're usually one of the absolute funniest tubers I watch in my opinion. I couldn't believe it when you said "Box! Box (Pee-Wee laugh) (in a really high voice) Where's my letter opener?" - I had to watch that part a number of times to believe it and you're a trip, Jory. Jory, I love your epic randomness and humor!!

[pdpbydw]

Okay, seriously? 4 ads are not needed for this video. -.-

[korin125]

@pdpbydw Get an ad blocker, or support Jory. Your choice.

[TECHN0QUEENiE]

Hahaha oh, oh dear. I have to send you a postcard, and candy. Like, next week. Or, you know, when I get my next paycheck.

[twixil12]

dude jory's face at 24:46 was like"IMMA RAPE YOU BICH!""P.S. I jizzed in my pants alittle DON'T TELL ANY 1!"

[crimsondragon20]

Oh, Jory. You don't put a rosary around your neck lol

[pokemeandyoudie]

Screw all you! I watch on my iPod. ADLESS BITCHES!!!!!!

-:D

[codyrocks100]

@pokemeandyoudie oh wow you have an ipod. ur sooooo cool. get an iphone loser.

[pokemeandyoudie]

@codyrocks100 I already have a fully functional phone. I just love listening to music and shit. I don't need an iPhone. Is that illegal or something?

[emilyanneparker]

four ads... wtf is life

[CartoonsOnlyChannel]

she sent you a jehovahs witness book...

[SSJStrongBad]

@Pinkfire103 Me too, what really irks me though is the occasions where you get an ad that is LONGER THAN THE VIDEO!

[conker19]

3 ads...WTF

[TDogthe3rd]

you should show the pile of paper and shit at the end!

[OKONOR20]

hey dude i love you creap

[simplystatic]

jory do you ever even need to go grocery shopping anymore?

also you should totally show us a shot of the floor to your left at the end. i'm always curious to see the giant pile of deceased mail there must be there!

[oKazumi69]

LOL your flower died?

[CrazyCrakaaaaa]

Stoner glass cleaner is awesome. :p I use it on all of my glass.

[lornetc]

Actually your body probably won't stop making insulin altogether from just eating too much candy or sugar that would be Type 1 Diabetes which is caused by an autoimmune disorder/reaction where your body kills off the beta cells in your pancreas. You can however develop insulin resistance by gaining too much weight from an unhealthy diet.

[kinskifreak]

I'm waiting for the day when someone accidentally signs you up for something you will be charged for... that would be just horrible...

[SampritB]

These are awesome videos :)

[TheRandomkid321]

i wanna watch this but i gots school tomorro and its nine thirty :(

[RacingLilies]

i seriously hate these ads had 5 in my video

[RacingLilies]

Jory what is your favourite candy? I want to send you some, I live in canada though so its gonna be canadian candy.

[machewbaccas]

God damn Matrix

[Theagle43]

I swear I can smell that febreeze.

[CraigWolf08]

Glad to hear you're bringing back the other videos. Can't wait. And a big "HA BISKY! Thank you!" to the people editing these videos for Jory.

[lewpz]

the smell of shrimp makes me nauseous, lolol. i've never been around lobster, but it;s probably the same :c

[BISlover544]

I have not realized how fucking adorable the thumbnail for Jory Caron Opens Mail and Shit is.

[fun4everyonebutyou]

Halfway through I got ANOTHER ad.... WTF?

[3Dmonky]

@fun4everyonebutyou my add was 5 f*cking minutes long.

[appleinfl]

@fun4everyonebutyou Install adblock plus. Never see a youtube ad again.

[astemme830]

@appleinfl THANK YOU! All the whiny brats here can't get that through their thick skulls.

[NathanIsReallyBored]

@fun4everyonebutyou It's a 31 minute video. Longer than a typical American sitcom. He's got to make money somehow. Stop bitching from advertising.

[kocejam]

@fun4everyonebutyou that was put there so jory can have sumore income. u gotta help him out man, dont be complainin

[mc3driver24]

I love how the ad was the one where all the people say "I am a..."

[julescicle]

send me the cantaloupe tobacco jory i have a hookah to smoke it out of

[NintenduCaprisan]

great song at 22:51! :D

[dontcryoverspiltmilk]

the diabedes guy died... but its still fun to say diabedes but idk for some it might be too soon.

[p3nguinfan]

i looked up dreamcastle... its not tobacco

[livefortheater]

jory you are supermegasexyawesomehot :)



[Silverlugia860]

Gentlemen? XD

[NoHeadsProduction]

16:13 Team Microwave Supernote :)

[p3nguinfan]

your flower broke,oooh nooo!

[benjaymanthe5th]

Put shit in a microwave. ask for candy and get it. i wish i could do this :c

[SickInTheHead236]

Jory: you dont like now and laters?

Random jack ass who doesnt like now and laters: They're alright.

Jory: fuck you. . .

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[LittleMengele]

Who sent him that Rosary? And where can I get one *U* It's grrreeeeennnn~~

[dimples282]

Apparently, Jory loves microwave porn.

[youhalfpipe]

16:10 I lold so hard. Jory you fuckin boss I love you

[hellomasterchief1]

@gerrys2k on the go tooth brushes

[hellomasterchief1]

wtf i got a add at 7:10 ??????????

[eaturfeet653]

um where is the flowers head?

[Tubarulz64]

You should try building a microwave!

[94civiclxgrey]

Lol Stay Far Far Far Away From Missouri Im Stuck here in KC....

[LadyArmand2]

what happened to the dancing flower?

[ecck2]

Who do you always talk to in your videos?

[bigmuffexpress]

Ha Biské?

[HyperSonicRacer]

Ant at 8:39 or 8:40 Jory, You're epic!

[zachycards]

@SupahSaraa glad you liked the postcards, i was the one that sent them to him :)

[000ashleemee000]

What happened to the flower!! D=

[3BsAlaska]

i am always trying to figure out what to send you besides a part f my kick ass hiidden candy stash but now i know a baby and a shower. k right on that jory.

[Gregdawg08]

lol at the Jehovah Witness bible

[MrGary0102]

Hi, how are ya?

[KrazyMan100100]

jory microwaves are you type of porn LOL

[Shadowraith93]

I think it's funny that you wore the rosary and asked if it was sacreligious if you broke it putting it on then said "Fuck!" and "What can you learn from the bible?"

[simplystatic]

did youtube really just give me a viewer discretion advised message? really?

[WeaselWJ]

@simplystatic Yes really. Jory can have a bad influence on the children of today.

[MinutesOfSheerTerror]

Hahaha I totally do the same thing with my pens.

[CorrinMovies]

I love how he talks about diabetes like he knows it, insulin lowers your blood sugar, i have diabetes and is SUCKS so dont eat to much candy or your life with suck Jory

[sryanheron19]

Use your chipmunks to kill Matrix!!!!!

[CorrinMovies]

I'm in love, sorry i just wanted to say that 0.0

[91HinataHyuga]

Janet has sent you about like six different things

[brimbles72]

I think you should dedicate one room in your house to all of the things you get labeled "HA BISKY!!!"

[noobcannon1322]

i like the third party intervention there... its funnier

[yorrickwi]

gotten the mustang brochure yet if so please mail it to me

[yorrickwi]

why is viever dicretion advised

[buttercupisevil]

Shalick Cougars??? That school is right around the corner from mine!! :D

[FastMike5]

@jory You can send me the tobacco, I'll even pay for the postage!

[chocolatelova100]

this is a show on tv?? that's why there is sooooooo many commercial ads between him talking!

[FastMike5]

Jory has a BIG package. (get it big package) ahahahaha.....

[ukflissuk]

What? No Matrix Devonshire? I feel cheated.

Ha Bisky!

[ukflissuk]

@ukflissuk Ah I just saw the end of the video. Scratch that comment Lol

[jinzo251]

are you a candy addict?

[WeaselWJ]

I love your laugh. :D

[DeathGodTV]

ewww JW propoganda 9:17

[StreiBullet]

gah! Damn you! Now and Laters are the best candy, ever!

[PossumCuber]

I would send you a baby, but my girlfriend's chastity belt is sealed like Fort Knox.

[gamecubeable]

WTF an ad in them middle of the video!?!?!?!?!

[eli89ki]

the flower has been beheaded!

[maritimetimes]

holy crap! that book is What Does The Bible Really Teach? from jehovah's witnesses

[algolas]

hi jory i have a comment if you find this I HAVE THE SAME FUCKING CHAIR!

[fishingguru76]

u should try fishing

[southern4501isawesom]

11:22 i thought it said rasberry jizz! LMAO!

[91HinataHyuga]

LOL that's what my bro says "I live in this lovely medical box to control my *cough cough* diabetus" and what's with all of the pixy sticks?

[PossumCuber]

I don't like too much seafood either, but you should at least try calamari, shrimp, and dolphin fish if you ever get the chance.

[Fanficluvr22]

im the one who sent you the big box of now and laters and im a she

[TheGrimlock88]

if you want a real sugar rush snort the pixey stix

[CrashingThunder]

I recommend you stay away from perfume and febreeze from now on.

[oftheFence]

you need mass produce those matts, i would buy them!

[Zanirtak]

he's so unappreciative, fuck this shit

[TheEndOfLiberty]

@Zanirtak unappreciative of what?

[dani4ever92]

Verheyen is (in Dutch) pronounced as: Vair-high-yuhn

[spyguy1994]

messege me to be part of the "mail jory a shower" movment, we might try a baby after that

[XMRadioFuckingBlows]

People think Jory is a woman because Matrix Devonshire set them up to it!

[spyguy1994]

messege me to be part of the "mail jory a shower" movment

[CodeNameStarKiller]

Now and laters kinda look like star bursts? but I'm a devious foreigner so what do I know :p

[Solen17]

I think Janet wants in Jory's pants... how else do you explain all these packages...

[jimtheclaret]

What is your issue with tasting things that are meant to smell good?

[bulldogarcher]

use the ha bisky jory, use the ha bisky

[hkfreak]

"Junk mail from FiberChoice!" That just says it all. Junk, fiber.

[aprilsitaly]

These mail vids are quite entertaining. :) You make me laugh so hard.

[tj11112129]

23:47 HAHA!!!

[zachycards]

@Jory so, what did you think of my anime postcards?

[zachycards]

I reccommend that you all check out my anime postcards at 8:23 and 28:00 :)