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  • bird flew h5n1 sigh ops in the news again.. i'm scared.. hold me..

  • Swine Flu is cured, so its extinct! >:D

  • funny how a little bit of perspective can take all the wind out of a "news" story

  • lol, you called susan boyle an it

  • Don't have Alex dude! He's a true freedom fighter!

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  • @MultiSheepsheep Go away you wussy. Jesus christ.

  • the animation was definitely easier on this one

  • PIGS RULE!! We will wipe you out, human vermin. One day!

  • Piggy Pox :)

  • JAJAJAJA I LOVE HOW HE ELARGES THE 12 ....LIKE S HIT LOAD jajajja

  • PIG VIRUS

  • almost two years since this!! where the fuck has the time gone?

  • The big scare right now is radiation from the Japanese nuke plant that blew up. Also there is a scare about a worldwide food shortage that will cause billions to starve. I wonder just how far this scare thing will go.

  • when i was in school i wanted to get up and goes i got the swine flu can i go home now?

  • I'm a lawyer. And a consultant. And a brain surgeon. And a firefighter. And a an entrepreneur. And a dollar store cashier. And a Garbage man. I 'm also the President of the United States! That's how good I is.

  • I love the subtitles, thanks

  • i love the long stare at the end

  • @kingjordan44 your actully bringing that up after its been a year how sad get over it

  • Can everybody stop being youtube whores and stop (even if your videos are still just as good as they previously were) titling videos with all CAPS and/or EXCLAMATION MARKS (My doing so is as an example of it being used in unnecessary times)?! It's obnoxious (Necessary ex. mark: ) !

  • I'm quite dissapointed with swine flu to be honest =/

    Tis a rubbish disease

  • Ahh fuck it...I has it and I can't even stand on my two feet For Once! D:<

  • swine flu isn't no spainish flu :/

  • Absolutely brilliant

  • 69 people had sex while hasing swine flu

  • my friends mom was the first to die in canada... :<

  • @MrCrazyLeprechaun aww that succks dude :(

  • the susan boyle comparison was pure genious

  • swine flue: i has it D:

  • Just to put it out there.

    Alex Jones said the swine flu COULD be a biological weapon based on the fact that cross species influenza strains are RARE and it's almost statistically impossible for another one to pop up so close to the whole bird flu scare.

    Alex Jones also said that it COULD just be ANOTHER scare tactic to keep the public huddling in fear, which it did quite effectively.

  • @n0s1r That raises an interesting point: governments, the media and Alex Jones types are all engaged in scaremongering (but for different reasons). I wonder if the fear of global fascism encouraged by Jones etc has any more positive effect on people than the fear of terrorism or rampant disease.

    Don't all scare tactics just result in people huddling in fear, semi-paralysed?

  • @somegreybloke pretty sure this is against Alex's goals.

    also wat do u mean by 'different reasons'?

  • @dokha Profit, fame, power. What do you think Jones's goals are?

  • @somegreybloke What if HE'S behind the global fascism movement, and he wants people to think that he's the liberator? When people hear about conspiracy theories and the first reaction is to believe everything that the theorist is saying, then they are making the same mistake that the rest of the population is supposedly making.

  • @somegreybloke i think Alex Jones' tactic is to tell you the scary truth and hopefully you will get angry enough to do something about it

  • @jackvincent90 Does Alex Jones ever give any advice on what exactly we should do about it?

  • @somegreybloke Alex Jones is an alien spreading the properganda of a Zionist agenda. When he's not shouting at banks through a megaphone he uses his accumulated wealth to employ Goyims to etch out crop circles and carve dinosaur fossils from the bones of human sacrifices carried out by the illuminati. He uses stolen tesla technology to infuse the "remains" with radioactive energy to confuse the results of fake carbon dating. Jesus will save you!! WAKE UP you devil worshiping Athiest!!

  • @somegreybloke I leave the whole question of "define positive" for another time, right now I will just do my best to make you aware of the MASSIVE failure of communication between your eyes and brain that caused you to pretty much drive your point of a cliff into an abyss of group think and annihilation of the self.

    "Don't all scare tactics just result in people huddling in fear, semi-paralysed?" The answer is NO. Some of us aren't afraid of information.

  • @somegreybloke Some us get very active indeed, just with meaningless activities like ripping flu masks and gloves off the shelves as fast as possible and being ever vigilant for anybody with the slightest cough, which is frankly a lot more lively than the average self-murdered person.

    My take on all forms of disinformation such as "fear mongering". I hope it never stops until the lie is recognized as the truth a liar can't help but tell every time he speaks, which is simply "I am lying".

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  • @n0s1r I know the topic has gone away but I had to comment on the alex jones thing. Alex Jones is a paranoiac conspiracy theorist. Go back in his archives and have a look at the sheer weight of his predictive failures and you'll realise why I personnaly dont trust a word out of his mouth. If only his fellow paranoiac listeners would go back and do the same perhaps they may be more critical...or they'll just say the illuminati changed the webpages.

  • @TheCaptainLulz First I will address your pathetic "fellow paranoiac listeners" statement.

    Why would you use your preplanned nonsensical fallback mantra before I have even forced you into a corner? You pretty much told me what escape route you intend to run toward the moment you start getting schooled AS IF you figured I wouldn't notice it or slam that escape route shut before commencing to intellectually whipping your ass...

    Barely listened to Jones then. Don't listen to him at all now.

  • @TheCaptainLulz the problem with you JR. is you fail to grasp the complexity of the game you chose to start playing the moment you heard something that went against the consensus trance and chose to remain aware as opposed to letting your eyes glaze over as you divorced yourself from your ability to think critically. Regretfully that puts us on the same side, so the choice you have to make is between trying to keep the fuck up, and getting dragged by me while you throw a tantrum. Now pick.

  • @TheCaptainLulz you, SON, haven't yet figured out that we are basically playing the longest game of chess ever, in which pieces are taken, removed, returned, sometimes available to be used, sometimes not, and neither side can ever be defeated because even when a checkmate is called it's only a matter of time before the next set of pieces hit the board and every now and then, one of them is a King. The reason why you need to get your fucking head in the game RIGHT NOW is the opponent.. CHEATS.

  • @TheCaptainLulz your opponent has no qualms about about taking as many moves a turn as he can get away with, and not only by moving his pieces, he'll move yours too. Hell, if possible he will take your pieces, sloppily paint them black, and claim they were his all along.

    Against an opponent like that it is essentially IMPOSSIBLE to predict what his next move(s) will be, so the only LOGICAL approach is to try to account for the most likely scenarios.

  • @TheCaptainLulz OF COURSE Alex Jones calls possible moves that never actually happen. The MAJORITY of the calls I have personally heard him make never happened, and no, I don't buy that bullshit people spew about "well see, they were gonna.. But because Alex called it they held back". That may be true in some cases but if you really think that is the real reason behind EVERY failed prediction you are a fucking idiot, end of story.

  • @TheCaptainLulz since you can't seem to piece it together I will just explain to you WHY Alex Jones (and others like him) generally dislike to address previous failed predictions.... HE NEVER EXPECTED TO GET THEM ALL CORRECT IN THE FIRST PLACE, but he ALSO understands his remedial allies and his cheating enemy BOTH DO.

    His allies as a means of validation, his enemy as a means to discredit. Two sides of the same coin.

  • @n0s1r great, so hes set up a system where he can make it look like hes never wrong. Laud the correct and bury the bad. Thats the thing with paranoia, It comes with built in defense mechanisms like that.

  • @TheCaptainLulz you didn't read, your point was already addressed before you even made it.

    What you are looking for is a soothsayer. Sorry kiddo, but those aren't real.

  • @n0s1r I think its just a scare tactic. I'm even having doubts to it's existence. I mean, it was flu season, and people can die from the regular flu. more people are probably going to die from the flu in the next seasons. the only difference here is that someone actually reported on it in the news. on a related note, ADD also does not exist. it just fucking doesnt.

  • I completely agree, this whole 'swine flu' craze was just a fad, incidentally last year at my school, they actually handed out dried out flat pieces of soap in a neat little container, so that you 'always have soap', and when i asked why the school didn't hand out free condoms because aids takes thousands of lives each day, they sort off looked into the air and didnt answer me.

    Just shows you how 'caring' people actually are.

  • I wont fk Dick Cheneys azz (Pfizer/Tamiflu) and take the vaccine. People wake up - if you dont, they will use you and do with you whateva they like to do with you !!!!!

  • Oh, I also didn't take the vaccine. :D

  • Wow...isn't it funny just how easily these things just blow over and get forgotten because they were outrageously overhyped.

  • swine flu is ascension symtoms and the vac is too stop us from ascending thats y they pumble us with vac ads its bs

  • Nice mask!

  • fuck bush

  • supposed to be fun? I dont get it

  • @HataIpredLageN

    Because you have not humor. That´s why.

    :)

  • Wanna beef up your immune system and protect yourself from illnesses?

    Take Mona Vie Mmun! As long as you are drinking it, you will protected even if the BLACK PLAGUE comes to town!

    You should go to my friend juiceberg's channel & ask them about it! It's awesome!

  • HAHAHA

  • is anywone scared of h1n1 anymore? anyway swine flew blowed i had it so i had to stay inside my house for a week without leaving super boring

  • The bit on Alex Jones came out of NO WHERE but I found it hilarious

  • susan boyle of diseases hahaha so funny

  • ISLAMIC TERRORIST STARTED IT?! WTF LIER! DUDE WE MUSLIMS HATE PIGS 

  • "I just wish it would get a move on and do what it's suppose to be doing..." LOL brilliant

  • WTF! y have u always got to be racist to muslims...

    Just coz islam is the correct religion and you all know that(i mean look at all the signs) dosen't mean you gotta be racist!!!

  • @09JABs actually it is religionist, and no he wasn't being religionist because we are currently at war with islamic terrorists, not that they are all terrorists, because they aren't, we are just at war with the ones who are

  • @supergenius1994 seeeeee, 'islamic terrorist' there not muslims if they r killing others for no reason!!!

  • @09JABs where did you get the idea that they are killing people for no reason?

  • @supergenius1994 well what is the reason?

  • @09JABs they believe it is the right thing to do, Islamic terrorists attacked Americans because we had troops stationed on what they considered to be holy ground, nobody attacks someone for no reason

  • @supergenius1994 well get the fuking american out of their counrty

  • @09JABs we can't do that, they are stationed there, that means we need them to be there!

  • @supergenius1994 why do we need them to be there? the country would be fine if u all scraped out!!!

  • @09JABs I don't have enough information on the situation to know why we needed them there, all I know is that we needed to have them there.

  • @09JABs "well what is the reason?"

    I would like to answer this too.

    The US overthrew the Iranian democracy in 1953 to steal oil. The US keeps the Sa'ud Family in power through military force, and the Saudi government is HATED by the Saudi people. Without US funds, there would be no Jewish settlements all over the West Bank. The US engaged Soviets in Afghanistan in the 1980s, then left the country to rot once the USSR left.

    And I only have characters 8 left. If you want more, ask.

  • i had the swine flu once and it just stopped it isnt really that bad

  • '..publicity to the underdog.'

    HAhahaha :D

  • Awesome vid.

    Havent looked/rread but are there idiots arguing over this?

    why would I even bother asking? OF COURSE!

  • I can't believe this video came out a year ago!!

    Fastest year of my life, this video's still awesome.

  • yeah coast to coast

  • he looks like he's buzzing of sum pills or sumin lol

  • 'SO, it has SOME way to go, if it wants to become one of the big players'

    LMFAO

  • Apparently swine flu can restart the heart for up to 2 hours, creating zombies or something. My dad caught swine flu, and the main reason people died is because they didn't get the medication in time or at all, and the virus was probably mutating too quickly for the white blood cells to handle as they would have to make more anti-bodies.

    Whowah, that was long...

  • It's very easy to not get the swine flu. Just don't be scared of it. The mind of yours control more than u think.

    I never got the swine flu as I know of. I was sick some times around that time but if it was that, it's really nothing to be scared of x)

  • it happens every few years

    a new virus is discovered and the authorities treat it like the bubonic plague, but it never becomes really "deadly"

    its' swine flu now

    b4 that it was avian flu

    b4 that it was SARS

    b4 that it was Communism

  • damn right, my brother

  • @Emrald70

    Communism managed a pretty decent death toll.

  • @Emrald70 lol communism

  • u mad

  • people of school age should not be using that sort of language.

  • Dane Geld is that you?

  • @ttyo127

    Maybe you should make some videos about swine flu and stuff. So that we all shall know the truth ;)

  • well im training to be one im in university

  • ttyo127

    Why did you say you were a "sergeon and a consultant" when you're not?

  • lol :p i liked your guys conversation its interisting.

  • and like our videos

  • Lmao. You made him look soo stupid lol

  • @somegreybloke pwnage :D I like your vids!

  • What a load of bullshit.

  • yeah yeah what ever jesse

  • @ttyo127 Kid. I saw your page; you're like 12 and you collect Simpsons DVDs. If you're going to pretend you're in medical school, at least figure out it's H1N1, and make your spelling/capitalization skills look like it's above a 2nd grade level.

  • @tong135799 thumbs up lol

  • @ttyo127 are you retarded, this is comedy you tit.

  • @ttyo127 You are in simple terms, a fucking nobhead.

    Why would you try to make people on the internet think you are a surgeon and consultant? If you really are 18, then grow the fuck up.

  • @ttyo127

    You're not, quit with you lies bitch!

  • @ttyo127 Sorry but I don't believe you know more than this genious here. (Not me :D)

    Simply by your typing and atttitude proved you were more or a 8 year old than 18. What kind of medical life-training person would misspell surgeon? Do your parents simply tell you "YOULL DIE" of swine flu and you believe that, nothing could prove it wrong?

  • Somegreyblok you are bloody amazing and make me laugh on every video. Halloween 08 is the best

  • @somegreybloke

    first of all im not 18 it wasnt me who made this account. it was my friend and second i didnt spell surgeon because i was typing fast. i rest my case

  • recent comments by ttyo127:

    "when we has snow a few weeks back i was with ma friends we chucked snow at cars houses people u name it busses are the best targets because they never stop"

    "i remember when i did ding dong ditch with ma m8 the guy started chasing us round the street and then he stoped nd started shaking his fists saying swear words lol"

    I believe you when you say you're not 18. You sound a lot younger. Still standing by your assertion that you've been to medical school?

  • @somegreybloke you pwned him!!!

  • @somegreybloke I think the phrase for this is "Pwned"! hahaha, Somegreybloke you are so literal and the avatar makes it all the more funny!

  • @somegreybloke another win!

  • hahahah im sorry this is horrible but:

    "has killed TWELVE people" xD

  • @ttyo127

    You're an 18 year old surgeon who can't spell the word "surgeon"?

  • @somegreybloke

    not everyone is a native English speaker you know... and if he's (or not) a real surgeon... well...  who here on youtube cares if it's true anyway, right ?

  • hahahaha FAIL

  • @TomTrain1 epic, I would say :)

  • @ttyo127 If you actually were, in any way, a medical professional you will know that anti viral medication such as Tamiflu can have some rather nasty side effects that might make someone look like they were getting sicker but, in reality, they are not.

  • I DUN HAVE AN INTERNET CONNECTION D:

  • Does anyone here know how to spell or even how to put a sentence together, correctly?

  • isn't like 15000 people killed every year by the regular flu? i have no clue about the numbers really, but a lot more than by the swine flu so far.

  • the swine flu is the susan boyle of the disease world....

    classic!!

  • "The big entertainment event at the moment is the possible sine flu pandemic" - this is just the best description of it I ever heard. Ingenious.

  • Hahaha Brilliant!

  • The Susan Boyle of the disease world, hahahahaha!!!

  • tty0127 - for a 'scientist' your spelling and grammar is very poor.

  • @ttyo127 i thought you were a surgeon at kettering general hospital? more likely, a TROLL

  • Correction to this comment:

    "I am a scientist at Stanford and the Swine Flu is quite similar to the regular flu and not complex at all. We are working on a new vaccine, but, the swine flu isn't all that bad once you get it. You can't get it again. It is harmful, and I would advise you not to take the Tami Flu, it doesn't work. Stay away from large crowds and always carry a tissue because the Swine Flu could kill. The Swine flu is on a level 6 now and the world is on a level 4."

  • 3- The vaccine for the Swine Flu has already been released and approved of by the FDA.

    4- The "normal" flu is complex itself,why do we need flu shots every year? Because the virus is COMPLEX, it changes ALL the time. Likewise, the H1N1 virus is bound to mutate eventually, it isn't extremely harmful currently, but later mutations may be more potent and cause more damage.

  • I like the one abot the framasotic company

  • wow he serched on wikipidia "that is reliable" i think i have it i have chills headaches fever body pains cough dazines backpains.....

  • i have this atm but i have no trotters yet??? disapointed lol

  • i got the swine flue like 3 months ago so im immune :)

  • for a year that is :o lol

  • i got the swine flu the day it broke out in mexico so i don't need the vacine becuase i survived and i'm immune, but the thing is i was thousands of miles away from mexico and that morning there was a thin yellow film like pollen over everything !

  • swine flu is funny 1919 died in usa hahah DIE USA :D

  • Fuck you too.

  • The underdog and the susan boyle of the diseases

  • No kidding. People have to freak out about something or else they go crazy I guess.

  • I hope i don't have it :S.. last night i felt pretty good. then i decided to go to bed and i got underessed and i just started to fucking freeze like hell.. ANd my room is like +15c.. And it went on all night.

  • @tjalolx

    thats fucked up. why u telling people u got undressed

  • @falcon5956 and i slowly started to touch my ballsack. You want more details?

  • go on...

  • Dont take the vacine its more dengerus than the swine flu it self i

  • @F1brawfa No, it's not :P People die from both.

  • @F1brawfa i took it nothing happened to me?

  • My best friend has swine flu...

  • ive heard a person died a couple of days after she took the vacine.....its eather the swine flu or the vacine

  • she could have been allergic.

  • I have the swine flu ;(

  • whats it like having swine flu

  • Wikipedia now says that Swine Flu has killed total 6000 pepole now.

  • ok. if 6000 peaple die from swin flu how many die in war and aids + cancer ? swine flu is overrated and vaccin is just a poison

    cant belive tv can manipulate peaple so easy make them go take vacine like some dame ..........

  • It is not the flue it is the vaccination its self don't take it. vaccinosis, tell everyone .This is good upcspine find a practitioner for everyone.

  • You know, it's not really that you'll die, it's that you'll get sick as FUCK.

  • umm no i got like ages ago back before the vacine can out and if you just have been flu once a day you feel fine, have no energy thou. its only if you have a reaction to it that you feel awfull. p.s i known my spelling is awefull

  • Whoever would be wise to practice prevention? Do what I am suggesting. A life long problem can be developing in the body the moment you are born. The atlas is the most unstable bone in the body. U, C, S, Should be in the pediatric wards, athletes, mental patients. Doing this will help to prevent all kinds of things. Vaccinosis kills dogs, humans too. Pharmaceuticals, medicine are nothing more than money making machine feeding you lies, and directing you away from real health care, Prevention.

  • mmm....ok

    Get a life.

    please?

  • Nervous system problems can begin at birth. light version of the light toggle recoil can help an infant get the best start on life. So called flue pandemic in 1918. Those that had an U,C,S adjustment were significantly healthier that the surrounding population. Applicable now.Medical doctors have been telling you lies about vaccinations, and pharmaceutical drugs for a long time.learn how to recognize an U,C,S,only by studying upcspine.Knee chest technique is Good. If it is in your area use it.

  • BE smart, avoid vaccinations. They are dangerous. Vaccinosis, toxins are in them too.

    My Upper cervical doctor is 60. He has never had a vaccination for anything. Humans will be healthier period if the have themselves treated by a U, C, S. They can determine if you need an adjustment or not. Adjustment does not hurt. Need more U, C, S; care doctors not more pharmaceuticals, vaccinations! Lean U, C, S, only at Sherman collage. Avoid techniques that practice cavitation popping of the joints.

  • vaccin dangerous?

  • Indubitably, affirmative, humans are being told a big fat lie about the supposed benefits of pharmaceuticals. Chemicals that are in a chemistry lab are not what make for a healthy body. Vaccinosis is real. Kills humans, dogs, dogs do not know about the placebo effect. Upper cervical specific can balance the body, and help it to be healthier with out the deceptive lies of the pharmaceutical companies. Upcspine, everyone what ever age be checked. prevention is best.

    No diversified chiropractors.

  • There was a famous 1918 flue scare and the ones who had an upper cervical adjustment were significantly healthier than the surrounding population. vaccinations are toxic to the body. Wake up people mercury, and formaldehyde are not good things to put into your body in the first p[lace. the root meaning to pharmaceuticals is sorcery. look it up.

  • i have swine flu. my friend had swine flu. another one of my friends almost died from swine flu. over half my skool has swine flu. i know this was made in may but i just had to add this comment. :)

  • the real question is are you dead yet?

    or has anyone you know died?

  • HAHAHAHAHA

    True,True,True and True!! :L

  • That was him basically saying "Kill me now" with insinuation! LOL!

  • good thing swine flu wasn't as bad as they predicted, at this stage anyway in fatality rates, I had it for two weeks and a relapse, most people I know had it too, but no one was hospitalized, surprising how many vaccines they made in such a short time