I renounce my atheism

[razorflown2]

Even though it's satire, you cant 'renounce' atheism. You can only gain theism.

[stevebritgimp]

Aaargh!! Ramen, me 'earties!!

[xtrmsprts]

BORAT SHAVED HIS MUSTACHE!!!!!!!

[sumvlac]

ha ha what a noob! I boinked you sister...am I god? cuz that whats she kept sayin.

oh god

oh god

oh god.

sorry about your mom and dads headboard.

[laraesque]

"I usually have a Power Rangers ring tone?" Priceless. If Mary can show up on a taco, FSM can show up on a cell phone, right? By the way, you are a terrific actor.  How many takes did it take before you were able to keep a straight face?

[hamnonox]

That was bootiful :')

[Poltionorch]

Testify brother! Testify! ! Spread the message! !

[lewa3801]

is that a geiger counter in the back ground noise

[MumblingMickey]

Ahughman... you made yourself a victim of poes law there...

[Noisegator]

If you were really recovering from sockpuppetry you'd close this account instead of perpetuating the confusion between you and the real CapnOrdinary.

That would be the honourable and honest thing to do, not to bear false witness OR as you put it on your latest video (A challenge to Christians) "Do not lie".

Who do you think you are to instruct OTHERS on honesty, when your lies have compelled the real owner of this name, CapnOrdinary, to consider closing HIS account.

We call that hypocrisy.

[Emostockings]

Tell me people, what would you rather believe in? die and go to heaven and live happy or die and just sit in the ground forever?

btw, we have energy and energy never dies so we go somewhere.

[Noisegator]

CapnnSockpuppet dispensing fear and mistaking it for love.

That's the problem, once the human mind is clouded and twisted by fear of eternal damnation it can be reformed to accept and act upon any dangerous absurdity.

Still abusing your sockpuppet account Cappnn? Not very honest of you. Or does salvation give you a pass on lies?

[CapnnOrdinary]

nope, i don't hide that i am a recovering sock account.. i make sure everyone knows that on my page.

but thanks for trying to hold me accountable!

later gator ;^D

[fourbabies1]

bit boring this one. i'll checkout ricky gervais to cheer me up

[CapnnOrdinary]

i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you will bow down at God's feet like the songs implies one way or another... you either humble yourself to God, or you will be humbled by God.

[AnonnymouZ]

we'd all love to be touched by his nooddleness, indeed

[andreyomama]

dude ur "god" doesnt exist

[CapnnOrdinary]

how do you know for sure? i mean, if you do know for sure, then you must be some sort of "god" huh?

[Better2Run]

@CapnnOrdinary

Well phrased: "Bad News" Being forced to bow before god for all eternity.

[CapnnOrdinary]

well no, it wont be for eternity... anyone who rejects Christ will then be bowing down to Satan in Hell after their judgment. and i bow down to God because i love Him like a Father bro'dy, not because i have to :^)

trust me, it's better to serve in Heaven than to rot in Hell.

[Better2Run]

@CapnnOrdinary

Oh, so it's all bad news!

You're saying I have to pick my poison?

Hmmm... Since I don't believe any of that will happen, I can't believe it's even worth flipping a coin over.

[CapnnOrdinary]

you attitude is wrong man.

question, do you hate serving your mom or dad?

[Better2Run]

That's not a yes or no question. It's also difficult to answer because you're comparing flesh and blood people to a 'spiritual being' (whom I consider to be all in your head and therefore actually you).

I like to do nice things for people and I don't mind helping friends and family when they really need it. However, if they demanded absolute servitude simply because of who they were, and threatened to punish me for failure to comply, then I would have no desire to help them whatsoever.

[CapnnOrdinary]

so if your mom or dad told you to take the trash out, and if you didn't, you wouldn't get supper, would you then hate them?

[Better2Run]

You're comparing trash to eternal servitude and supper to hell.

If your parents told you you were worthless and always would be, then ordered you to take out the trash or else they would burn your hand on the stove element, would you be okay with that?

[CapnnOrdinary]

it's the same principle doode.... what it comes down to is, as of right now, it appears you don't want to humble yourself. that's exactly what Satan didn't want to do either... so if people don't want to be with God, then they will be judged and will go to Hell.... just like, if you disobey your parents, you get no supper.... when you disobey a Higher Authority, the ante goes up..... stakes are high man... but i can't force you to do anything.

peace out.

[Ilamarea]

"It is better to reign in hell, then serve in heaven."

Not much connection, but still sounds better.

Love not gods, love yourself and others. There is no need for divinity in our world. Why can't you just accept it, and love each other?

That is, becouse you have no love within you.

[pelvicthrusta]

lol. amen brother, worship his noodleyness!

[Supaflow7]

man you are a laugh

[sckit62]

wtf man, wtf

[aries987654321]

lol what?

[abcbamzz]

hahahaha!

[phizzyphizzy]

Wow, this video is just a big long pause.

[JourneyThruChanges]

who cares, what this asshole says... there still never was a god and there never will be a god

[AHughman08]

(psst. saatire)

[KamidakeRed]

Maybe it wasn't god Man you've been abducted by aliens there more proof of them they God..lol

[stevendurr]

Being touched by his holy noodley appendage is the culmination of a lifetime. Ramen brother, ramen.

[prffsrx]

For more info on REAL Atheist conversions check out the website posted within my profile.

[TheFatboy1800]

most ifo this video is this guy not saying anything

[nyarlotep]

You are delusional, there is no flying spagetti monster.

The true one god is Itaqua, he who walks in the wind.

[cookieguy10]

You stole 4:16 of my life from me.. lol... Its ok... I forgive you Ramen

[whydid666]

Ramen

[Dalbert342]

Who cares...we aren't a hive mind

[Switchfur]

Just wanted to say I couldn't watch this crap. Made it about 90 seconds. Wtf is it with people in bed pretending to be tired. Say what your gonna say, but no body caaaaares....

[AThagoras]

Ramen brother!

[blightcraftgamma]

Ramen.

[abcbamzz]

im pretty sure that was a half empty plate of spaghetti and meatballs,he's not serious

[abcbamzz]

haahahahaha

[rkyeun]

Ramen, brothers.

Ramen.

[LogicalOC]

I'm an Atheist, but I like the song. Who's singing it?

[sexywildchildbaby]

Are you mocking God?

[toloverufan2]

duh :/

[Galyco]

Lol @ mdmademan410

[nog0ds]

lol funny

[mdmademan410]

bless u...this is only the beginning alot of hate is coming ur way because u have been enlighten "faith" is a powerful word that many dont understand and never will.May the lord continue to be with u.

[FarBeyonDDriven8]

He's not really renouncing his atheistic beliefs.. he's mocking Christians.. sorry.

[kendrawhisp]

are you confused?

[Rubiscube69]

Faith is a crazy word to explain what you can't explain.

[Letsmakeasamich]

Well that makes sense...

[falconpunch10]

either you copied TJ or TJ copied you

[FarBeyonDDriven8]

TJ Copied him LOL

[Cootabux]

Ahughman

Congrats! U even had me going for a minute!

Excellent vid. Timing was good!

[Biowasters]

You look like a young Kenny Hotz

[frateradrastus]

classic

[coltonmonsterface]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

[Lascalla]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

[frogboy8]

all hail the flying spagetti monster!

[StarTrekLivz]

it's a little slow, but amusing ....

RAmen

[amywinehouse9091]

You are crazy ...

You can't change belief overnight

[StarTrekLivz]

St Ignatius Loyola did .......

[Beatles9Forever]

Yes you can,

You must believe.

Just reach out and shake his noodle-ly hand

[MultiMusicluver]

lol are you serious? like really....are you being serious?

[PachucoDesigns]

Have you ever considered an acting career, man? Because that was brilliant. lol

[wimscheers]

That's not real. It can't be. For he is many, not one. One is the number of the fallen Noodle, he who has forsaken his tangly holiness.

[MetalcoreChristian77]

I'll give you one thing, that was really good acting

[cheetmeister]

I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?

[AHughman08]

God, learn correct grammar.

[cheetmeister]

dude i copy pasted it from the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster

[AHughman08]

hahahaha oh god forgive me. I'm a terrible follower.

bless you. may you be doused in his flimsy blessings.

[Iker888]

wow, god is crafty with electronics

[AHughman08]

yeah man. Once you've had his wet noodles draped over you like a million limp arms, you never look back.

[RadicalAwesomeness]

fuckin moron

[TomConger]

I'm disgusted by how much I still love that song at the end... especially when my old church band used to play it. Been an atheist for 1.5 years, and I've still got contemporary Christian music on my hard drive. haha.

[holmsatlarge]

just because you no longer believe does`nt mean you have to give up the tunes.i am al ifelong atheist and i like tunes...AVE MARIA...MARY`S BOY CHILD..etc.

[shum1x]

something happened last night... lol I split my sides

[shadowxbreaker1]

r u fukn serious u saw god through ur phone

hahah wat a fukn joke haha yah i just saw god on my labtop screen r u serious get out of here dude

[slyguntex]

Aaaaaw little shadowxbreaker1 didnt get the joke... aaaaaaaaw. Well maybe it is better this way... y'know ignorance being bliss and all that.

[shadowxbreaker1]

i dont get it

no seriously

[rationalmuscle]

Dude, no offense, but... I think I just ate your god.

Or at least his distant cousin.

[joebobfrank666]

May his holy hooves never be sho--

fuuuuuuuuu-

[wingedhorses]

I just love his giant meatballs. His noodles are slurp-worthy.

[de7con]

I'm not questioning your faith thru this comment, I'm just saying that there are a lot of things unknown on earth to humans - we're probably not aware of 20% of things going around on earth. There may also exist superior creatures than humans, but that doesn't mean there is a God. If there is a God, considering things happening on earth, he's not worthy of praise.

[AHughman08]

don't question my faith though your comments!!

he IS worthy of praise!!! dude's got like...infinity noodles for arms, and he invented trees!

did YOU invent the trees?

if you did I would praise you too. Trees are badass!

mangos, man! mangos!

[de7con]

Uhm, this whole you renouncing your atheism stuff is only a joke, aye?

If not: well, your-so-called-god invented cancer too, would you praise him for that too?

I recommend you check Carlin's Religion stand up.

[AHughman08]

so what? yeah he created cancer!

the FSM is not all good. he does what he wants.

the problem of evil doesn't matter with the FSM. That only matters with omnibenevolent gods.

[myintellectualjourny]

Thou has been touched by his noodley appendage ;oP

[hbomb360]

i really hope ur acting

[myintellectualjourny]

Dude, it's the flying spaghetti monster ;)

Satire to the core.

[tHecOmMeNtErSrEtUrN]

giant spagetti monster :D

[vbfl920]

Dude, if you ever need to talk, get at me son.

I understand that you are going through a hard time.

[jsvitak]

RAAAAAAAMEN!

Hahahahaha Good one AHughman08

[greyscaleanarchy]

hahaha funny joke

[WishingForSerenity]

All hail his Noodle-iness!

[NedRacine]

He had a Power Rangers ringtone and a plate of spaghetti on his cell phone and that means there's a god.

How do you dismiss that argument?

[muli456]

i agree. i dont understand this at all!

[imaginethereisnogod]

It is enough to make a beleiver out of me.

More beleivable than virgin births, ressurections, and talking snakes.

[Nine89]

I KNEW the all powerful, all knowing and omnipresent Spaghetti Monster/God existed, it exist!!! It's him, it's him on the phone I swear!!!

Oh my holy spaghetti goodness!!! convert you infidels!!! Save yourselves, he maybe forgiving but he will have no mercy if you choose otherwise!!!

[AHughman08]

lying is not a sin in FSM. there are no sins. only noodles.

and midgets.

[robotwookie]

It is your punishment for being a Steelers fan. It has it's eyes on you now, sir....

[SocialAnathema]

Good performance. You scared me for a minute. Now you and HealthyAddict can get to work promoting 'Intelligent Falling".

[KazziKolorZz]

rAmen! XD

[skarballs]

is this a joke? i need to know

[KazziKolorZz]

Yeah, it's a joke. It originated in south park when "miss" Garrison had a moment of realization that God was a giant spaghetti monster, and instantly renounced his..Her atheism. =P

[AHughman08]

no it's NOT a joke. I really had a first hand experience with the flying spaghetti monster.

I now have a close personal relationship with his noodliness, peas be upon him.

and may I say, you'd better start wearing your pirate garb or else your chances of reaching the beer volcano and stripper factory after death are very slim.

oh and he also really likes petty, insincere compliments like: "you are the king of kings, oh noodliness"

[caseygtr]

See I told you The Flying spaghetti would touch you........ I did if you remember

[jazzx251]

I can't see how anyone could question this man's sincerity.

This is not an act - it's not a joke; watch the video and you'll see why in every frame?

If that's acting then he deserves a Grammy.

Someone has found a new truth in their life, a new beginning, a new taste for life.

[muli456]

lol. 'If that's acting then he deserves a Grammy.'

Grammys are for music. I think you mean academy award

[jazzx251]

haha - I'm glad someone spotted my joke.

[1Weemaryanne]

A POWER RANGERS ring tone? Let me check the Gospel of FSM, I'm pretty sure that constitutes heresy.

LOL and rAmen.

[Ezcut]

yeah you are that special!... pieace shit! ...

[AkoyTamad]

rAmen!

[NekoD3m0n]

rAmen

[chikmagnt3]

please tell me this is a joke

[anthonzi]

Looks like someone murdered FSM! Unholy Infidels shall pay!

[nightcutcom]

can you go any slower........

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

*****

[soundscapenyc]

i wonder what data plan the FSM has , that he get's to have "1" as a phone number.

[MagnusIan]

Hughman, you have recieved the gift of a stripper factory and a beer volcano. Ramen!

[thorungal]

Ra'men

[kevithsilent]

that was brilliant! you totally had me. 'his noodleness', lol.

[slipcurve]

Pasthamy! You Pasthemer! You didn't wear a pirate outfit!

[AHughman08]

Oh My Noodles!

I'm sawing through my calf right now and attaching a peg leg.

Alfredo forgive me

[KasparHauser4]

*SOB* He enveloped you in his noodly appendage!!

[theatheistguy]

how in the name of his noodliness did you keep a straight face during this? lol love it

P.S. power rangers ftmfw!!!

[AHughman08]

it wasn't easy.

[greenelf12]

Why disgust?

[SoullessAtheist]

At the beginning of this video it sounds like a Geiger counter in the background. Freaky, who knew that FSM was radioactive but that would explain a lot.

: )

[xSasuke16x]

how much did they pay for this bullshit

[bluenav11]

ramen brother ramen

[eequalsfb]

Pastari!

[stretmediq]

So you've abandoned serious discourse for ridicule?

[RyuDarragh]

Sometimes, you can't keep it serious and hafta bust a noodle.

[infimis]

noodles?

[DeusExNihilum]

Ramen Brother, you have been touched by his noodly appendage. Ramen!

[infinity730]

Touched by his noodley appendage.

[CASEwithscience]

Dude, you can have whatever fantasy that you want. We don't judge. Its your life, liveit how you want.

Just don't waste this one chance to be alive and breathing.

[CASEwithscience]

Ok, it makes more sense now.